/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #273

She's thinking about you, user.
Why aren't you there with her?

What flavor is the Kool-Aid boys?

I love Yuri.

DO NOT

just MAN ika

Why is Sayori so shit? She ruined the whole episode.

What's the best method? I've got a gun, noose, and a knife right here.

you should've deleted the numbers for this OP :^)

>273
It begins
youtube.com/watch?v=ivhqJrcl-V8

In the hell void, the recycle bin or some sorta beach she felt like attending in a school uniform?

What will be the last thing you'll say to your doki?

Just do it

...

Got my exit bag ready, thank you for the wild ride anons

Gun. You might fuck up the noose and knife is too painful. Just put the trigger on your mouth and aim up.

Nah, a pact is a pact.

Reminder that /ddlc/ also does not condone being a jew during christmas

If anyone wants to vent about their problems to me I'll listen and give any advice I can. Please don't do anything to hurt yourselves.

>friend and I jokingly tell each other to kill ourselves
>one day friend says he hates his life

Surely you guys who how I can help him. I've heard this game handles the topic quite well.

>yfw some people are legitimately going to do it

i meant the suicide numbers

Pic related
It was ok. Got to spend time with my familu

>- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
Oh, c'mon it's #273!

This definitely will be the best thread in /ddlc/ history

Didn't realize I was posting at the end of the thread, so I'll repost here for potential discussion:

I don't know if these characters were created as a novelty, or by some serious "gender theory" retard, but the Dokis do not work as men due to how their personalities correlate with their sex (which is kind interesting, when I think about it).

Male Sayori would suddenly be a clingy orbiter.
Male Natsuki is literally just a gay stereotype, with her tsundere coming off as gay catty-ness.
Male Yuri would be a giant cringing pussy in a way that contradicts rather than compliments his Act 2 behavior,
And Male Monika would suffer from the fact that murderous jealousy is far less likely to be attractive when coming from a man.

>That song
>That image
Fuckin' rad taste

MESSATSU

Bet you can't do all three at once

I swear if any one of you kills yourself, I'm going to murder you

Monika is obviously authoritarian, considering she's the boss and anyone who gets in her way dies… but authoritarian right? I don't know about that. It's hard to imagine someone right-wing becoming a vegetarian as a method of combating climate change.

>Suicide and Suicide Attempts
Don't ruin the mood man

Oh, duh, yeah, that would've been a good idea, either that or completely remove that section. Damn, I shouldn't thought of that.

Evening fellas how are you guys?

I just found out about this game a couple days ago, and just finally got to finish playing through it.

Man this fucked me up.

I'm sorry Monika. =(

It's time?

>You're one of them

You guys are gonna feel real stupid when you realize I tricked you all into suicide so I could have Monika to myself.

>prime shitposting hours
>immediately after christmas, so no one is busy with family stuff anymore
>wholesome squad asleep

i doubt it

Kek

Stand on a chair. The rope is connected to the gun trigger, will fire when you jump. The knife is on the edge of the loop, so that when you tighten it would enter your neck. Keep the knot loose so you don't cute yourself before. Jump.

Noose. Somebody has to clean the mess after you shoot yourself and the knife is too painful

no, godhand bro, I am not
I am a mentally stable person and the only reason why I browse these threads is because I feel sad that all the dokis had to die

Man, i got tricked into playing this game, mislead to think it was a cute romance vn. now im trapped forever in here ;(
I love Natsuki!!

Daily reminder that you are pretty SMOL

OK, if you insist…

Dick Dick Literature Club

JUST

>but the Dokis do not work as men due to how their personalities correlate with their sex.
What the heck are you talking about? Yuri's entirely personality (knife/blood/horror fetish notsomuch) is a reflection of myself. Shy, quiet, timid, not knowing how to talk to people, concealing your true emotions, being very intense and obsessive, worrying over everything, etc, all of that is me, and I am a guy. Ar you trying to say those traits are feminine?! Are you calling me a girl!? I am a man!!!

Goodbye people. Can't believe you'd just abandon Monika like this, but each to their own.

>a bit of a headache
That wouldn’t happen to be from drinking, would it?

boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/199770880/#199776503

post sad

Goodbye

Don't forget we're here for you too my man.

post happy instead

I'm glad you're okay

>7.6 inches
>monika is favourite doki

life is good

Why is Monika the only one I can't please, when Monika is the only one I want to please? This isn't fair!

"Club" is what they call their penis.

It's her own fault for not being able to code for shit, not even because it's her own life the one that depends on it.

Sayori yourself.
Seriously.

no
POST SAD

Well, let's be honest. I defined her as auth-right for 2 reasons:
1- to fill all the dokis in the 4 sides of the compass (lol)
2- To make a parallelism between Monika and Monikafags with Hitler and /pol/. You know, a lot of monikafags (including myself) say monika did nothing wrong, just like most of /pol/ say that about Hitler too.
Anyways, wasn't Hitler a vegetarian too? I guess that's another point for her to be in that position haha

This.
I love you all.

I'm glad YOU'RE okay, user

>tfw second highest tier
I'll keep my doki more than happy

Beat Beat Dick Meat

Your doki wouldn't want you hurting yourself, user. She only wants you to be happy, and you won't find happiness in death.

reminder to do stream if you are going to kill yourself

>Going to the store with Monika!
>user's wearing a stupid Santa outfit Monika made him put on!
>He looks ridiculous!
>Monika's still in her regular school uniform!
>As they walk into the store they hear a familiar beep!
>A level 3 sentry targets Monika and kills her!
>tf2 engineer has done it again!
>user isn't targeted because he's wearing red!
>user can't believe she gave him her only Santa outfit to protect him
>And now she's gone!

I thought you needed to be 8 inches to get that reaction out of her? Your dick is just ok, user.

>273

My friends, we've had a good run.

F

Damn, you're right. Monika confirmed Nazi.

ah fuck
don’t even remember doing that I was so wasted
Is it too late to get in on the suicide pact?

F

Press F to F.

She's dead, user. I'll join her and nobody can stop me.

Somebody post that gif, FAST

>5 inches

I mean, Yuri doesn't seem too bothered by it but I'm worried she still won't be satisfied.

I'm a virgin with no idea what they're doing

That's her reaction to dicks between 6 and 9 inches.

We're not talking about how these personalities can't EXIST if you change the sex, we're talking about how they don't work. i.e. they're no longer attractive. They work as waifus, but not as husbandos.

Absolutely pathetic post

>just above enough to not head patted by Sayori
Phew now i just to have to pleasure her real good~

I wonder how many Monikabros are also Germanyfags

easy come easy go

>tfw natsoc
>tfw monika is my fav

gee really makes me wonder

Wow, time to punch monika in the face

>Your doki but she knows you've been having a shit time
>When you're sad, it makes her sad too
>She doesn't know how to make you feel better
>Or what she should say
>Your doki tries to spend more time with you
>She invites you out on Christmas
>You and your doki taking a walk together
>Eating together
>Cuddling under the stars together
>Your doki pulling you in close
>She stops right before your lips meet
>"I don't know what's troubling you or how to fix it."
>"But I love you so much from the bottom of my heart."
>"Let me be your support."
>Your doki kissing you
>Your doki wrapping her arms around you and kissing you again
>And again
>Your doki listening to anything you have to say
>Your doki listening to you say nthing at all
>Your doki just wanting to be there for you
>Because she loves you
>More than anything else
>She loves you
>And that will never change no matter what turbulent things happen in your life
>Your doki: the rock-solid foundation to anchor yourself to
>She's in your arms
>But maybe you're in the arms of her heart?
>!

Shit, this is all I have.

By giving her plenty of love and affection right?

>273
what do you mean by this?

It's time to be an fucking hero. All of us.