/srg/ - speedrunning general

Thanks, I saw that on the website.

semi-regular reminder that monkeyposting is funny as FUCK and is directly related to speedrunning.

ok ion

ok squid

call me a speedmarxist, but i think speedrunning is too bourgeois of a hobby and it must be made more accessible to the plebeian masses

I disagree solely because I love watching outsiders completely miss the point. It's like watching retards playing in the mud.

Hold on. I thought Cyghfer made that massive, dramatic, pathetic deal about "quitting speedrunning"?

don't let it die this time

People are allowed to come out of retirement. It happens in the real world all the time.

The point is there's no point making a big song and dance about taking a break. It's not even worth mentioning. It's pathetic and attention seeking.

good thing there's a public dilation seminar at AGDQ2018!

feelio when you get a kotaku article made about you and it has more typos than correct words

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>speedrun.com/ae2
Ion is 4th place

>remove ion's mod status
>remove ion's record run from the leaderboards
>m-me no get exposed! ooh ooh!

>The point is there's no point making a big song and dance about taking a break.
He believed he was retiring and announced it. He changed his mind. This happens in the real world all the time.
>It's pathetic and attention seeking.
There's nothing wrong with briefly asking for the attention of those around you to talk about something that matters to you.

ok cyg

ok ion

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ok ion

The God Gamer Stigma

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if you say so, ion

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pastebin.com/8YL3UK9K

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Why do these faggots keep acting like depression is the worst thing that could conceivably happen to them and lack the ability to put it into perspective that it's not even close?

ok ion

absolutely tragic

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don't let it die

Proposition: Do a run, watch the run. Analyze run and practice specific stuff.

WQ: flawless execution. Gradual consistent improvement. Learning new things about the game and self

Squid: reset for 28 days. Maybe do a no reset run. Reset anyway.

LMAO!!!

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ok ion

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>people on /v/ talking about how they would rail speedtrannies at GDQs right now

hi all
how are you

How am I what?

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Speedrun culture is writing a 1000 word suicide note on pastebin and then going back to streaming three days later

yo freak i found a good one. meme this.

practice slurping my dong you dumb fuckin anime sluts

The God Gamer Stigma

ok ion

So why doesn't wq have the WR yet?

The Grind Monkey Stigma

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ok ion

Who watching gook marathon?

Hey speedfriends! Thought I'd check in before AGDQ this time and just get it all out of my system now.

i'll watch it, link?

holy fuck, haven't seen matlockposting in ages

i hate the idea of speedrunning unless the game is literally a racing game
u guys are weird
yuck

Cry about it.

special shoutouts to ennop

twitchtv/rtainjapan
twitchtv/speedgaming3 - english commentated restream.

goose eats his boogers

pokemon speedruns are so incredibly boring

lmao what a faggot

[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]

dat nigga aint even our guy doe

nigga i aint even called u a damn thing doe

dat shit b hype af doe

Squid beasted on dat nigga doe

SM64 obviously has more depth in movement than SMO.

no its not

little does doecrab know, the bot has been programmed to ignore late responses containing the word doe lmao

ok ion

crandino aint even did a dayum thing doe

dat nigga wudnt even ion doe

based as fuck bot lmao

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/v/ is laughing at us again

holy sh*t poor cosmo

nigga dat shit aint even based doe

Just at the autistic mass-replying mod in that thread

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DAMN, taylortot did THAT?

what you guys thing about ths?
is this the fall of speedrun.com?

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