/palg/ - Paladins General

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>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB64)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?63991-Open-Beta-64-Patch-Notes-December-6

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Account statistics
masterpaladins.com
paladins.guru

>Paladins VIP
paladins.com/vip/

>Reveal Trailer (Vivian):
youtube.com/watch?v=QzTHIF-IPuA
>PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>PTS Bug Reporting (OB64):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?63988-OB64-PTS-Bug-Thread

>OP Template
pastebin.com/zYHWhTLY

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pls respod

Fuck you

I want to help Fernando quell the rebellion!

>tfw no /palg/ bf to help you fight your insecurities

has there been any statements or leaked info on why they made paladins commit pretty much suicide yet? i still can't find an explaination to any of this

does desertion affect tp gain/loss?

I don't think loli champion can save paladins

Poor Maeve.

no, people assume because it's not the cash-cow they expected it to be. If that's true, they're retarded to think a buggy F2P game sitll in beta would be a cash cow.

I think the only thing they've posted about it was that dumb document a while back that got us that great line from the president of Hi-Rez talking about how he doesn't want to open his chests to get more cards even though he knows they'll probably improve his play.

I think a loli champion can save paladins.

twitter.com/SuperBadJuJu/status/945744295465816067
>remove the only free chest from the sale
>it's okay guys we put all the premium chests and p2w keys on sale instead!
ebin

So is Kinessa from Texas or

>look for /smgen/
>No results
What happened bros?

snapping necks and cashing cheques

they settled for discussing smite occasionally in palg

Kinessa's tummy is for licking and tickles.

>Ying is an escaped sex slave.

Why you gotta disrespect my waifu like that Hi-Rez?

The only reason she escaped is because she got bored of the same bandit cocks filling her holes everyday.

twitter.com/Omgimabird/status/941818393132384256
From bird's twitter but from Hi-rez I think. Best I've seen so far.

Personally, I know that I have like 100 Radiant Chests unopened -- because I honestly just can’t be bothered to deal with unlocking more cards than I have already collected (even though I know that they could potentially improve my play)

but why would they make it produce even less money tho? wouldn't the logical choice be to keep it on life support for as long as possible?

well, considering it hasn't totally been killed yet, i guess they thought the community would be loyal enought o just take it.

but its been obvious since closed beta that the paladins community was born from the smite community, which is in turn insanely selfish and the physical manifestation of an inverse circlejerk

My reddit sense is tingling.

Wow, you can't talk to the president of Hi-Rez Studios like that.

bully stew

She is still and forever will be my one true love.
It does not matter whatever nonsensical and rude claims some may spout about her, because I know they are all lies with intentions to upset me.
She is an angel, and knows not nor has ever participated in any act of dubious nature.

>can’t be bothered to deal with unlocking more cards than I have already collected
>so let's make it so that everyone has every card but doesn't want to unbox it
>even though he knows that they could potentially improve his play even more than the pre-OB64 cards
Jew logic.

Sure thing, cuck.

That's not from Smite, it's from Tribes.

BANDITS

>Battlerite saw a -4000 decrease on average players
>Smite losing more than they are gaining
Are all games committing suicide or something? What's happening on the other side?

Games are for loser virgins.

Gamers are opting out of games and opting into neonazi training camps. Hail Hydra.

So do they kill themselves at the end when an actual threat comes knocking at their doorstep?

More games come out, gamers don't reproduce, so they're spread thinner and thinner as time goes on.

Matchmaking is damn weird in bound siege. It's like they heard the complaints about ranks being unbalanced and had it focus on that. Every match I have is a rainbow on each side instead of usually being mostly around my rank.

Lootbox apocalypse

>Battlerite saw a -4000 decrease on average players
its 90% because the reddit paladin fags that switched are autistic

That's what happens when you're only playing a game out of spite.

Would you lick Ying's butthole?

Funnily enough, I don't think that's even the case. It reached its peak on November 12, from there on onward, it was slipping down. They probably realised that playing MOBAs are a bad idea.

I think Smite is only dying on PC
The community seems twice more alive than Paladin's based from what i'm seeing on twitter

i wish i had a reddit so i could tell them that recommending a moba to replace a herobased fps when there are other f2p herobased fps is dumb

>have done nothing but playing training siege and onslaught for fast, quick wins then be done with quests for the day

This game just isn't fun anymore, guys.

>have done nothing but playing

This game just isn't fun anymore, guys.

Yep user, i know that feel.

>Still holding out for 3 more patches
Basically doing just that.

Why 3 specifically?

Jesus took 3 days to resurrect. I'm doing the same here, but with patches.

I always knew the Chinese would kill the gaming industry. I honestly can't wait for NK to finally snap and nuke the US so we could go to all out war, eradicating as many nip subhumans as possible.

autism

>implying Russia wouldn't do a little land grabbing when that happens
Jej,

When are you guys going to move to Battleborn?

Why not, I could be player number 70.

>Paladins is more unbalanced and expensive than Overwatch now
what is wrong with hirez?

the game design team doesn't play the game

Hey, I bet you could get into top 5 there.

That's just about as good a justification as any. Better than most I've heard.

>look at rabies twitter
>he does that emoji stuff all the time
I thought it was all a part of his "joke" when he made that tweet about people calling OB64 bad

I'm not one to unfairly hate someone based on personal bias, but goddamn does he do everything humanly possible to be as obnoxious as he can.
It was just a matter of time before he was canned from LoRez.

That peak was short-lived...

We've had a higher CCU since the release of OB64
>t. Erez

that is clearly a lie

Two reminders I'd like to give here. Firstly, the time one Viktor takes to kill another hasn't decreased, so the TTK for the entire game hasn't either.
Secondly, I have over 100 Radiant Chests unopened, because I simply cannot be bothered to get more cards, even if those cards can improve my playstyle

I hate you Stew.

His new legendary is pretty good, it's literally a 950dmg spit with a 3-5s cd.
The fact that he is hybrid damage helps a lot too.

its 3 am go to sleep

i want to watch pixie's stream

>24 hour peak still higher than Smite and Battlerite combined
Kekkles

user, your urination fetish is getting out of hand.

her twitch stream, not that!

I want to watch Maeve's stream.

Her twitch stream?

Reminder that, to top it all off, Terminus is a construct so he doesn't have a dick either.

Theoretically. He is still a Stagalla (which is.. still questionable whether they have genitals or not). I really can't imagine Ash picking up his dick after being ordered to bring him in.

What about her mixtape?

Let's face it, taking some stone dude's dick as a trophy after killing him is totally something Ash would do.

no! Ash is for Pip! Pip!

Stagalla were created solely for war, I doubt they can procreate.

>She always keeps it inside herself
Stop me giving me thoughts user.

Pip can't measure up to Term's giant rock dildo.

>pre-lore Inara
>vaguely hippy stone lady with a matriarchal religion

>post-lore Inara
>le sleepy stone golem who has to fulfill a contract

lore was a mistake

>caring about a random paragraph put together in 3 minutes by some random intern

I want Ash to give me one of her famous protein shakes!

stop being degenerates

Why would they-
>matriarchal religion
Ah there we go.

This.

There are literally no degenerates in this thread.

But they made Wekono a girl. Why can't Inara have her old time religion?

I cant wait till Fernando joins the resistance after removing his helm, revealing his identity and slamming the magistrate on how a Knight is supposed to act honorably.

How come I never see people play Tyra?

go on console, she's fucking everywhere.

>Ying in modest clothing
from last thread.

>console

what? you expect her to be viable on PC?

>Ying
>modest
lol

A cutest! A CUTEST!
Thank you drawanon.