/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

The Garlean Empire is growing in numbers.
Hail Gaius van Baelsar!

Where do I find my two hung erp partners that I need to take care of?
I am on Mateus...

Report. Madoshit ate a ban, this human trash should join him.

Could someone drop me that macro for swapping role actions?

Reminder to always be nice to your local goth gf.

How has your day been so far /xivg/? Anything get done today game wise?

The game is already dry for unique content. A shit ton of the gear in game is just recolored copies or earlier gear with MAYBE slight variations. It's pathetic that a sub based game would add new unique content as a cashshop item rather than letting us get it through in game means.

what server can I pet them on?

I like tan cats

What kind of weird versions of normal arms would you like them to add to the game? Things the DRK tetsubo or the that warpick. I'd love to be able to use something like Mammon or that Gigas pick as a MRD arm. Or just more monster and NPC gear in general. I think it'd be neat if they made wand/focus alternatives to staves for WHM and BLM too.

By putting your neck in a noose letting gravity do the rest.

you're NOT my gf

M o a r lewd lalafells please!

That is not how I get my lewd erp partners to take care of me.

/macrolock
/macroicon Protect
/echo You are now switching to Protect.
/aaction Esuna off
/aaction Protect on
/ac Protect
/aaction Protect off
/aaction Esuna on
/echo Protect has been disabled.
/recast Esuna

hey soc!

don't forget i am in a Veeky Forums relationship! *shits the thread with some e-relationship ironic selfies*

btw i like chinese!

that's your FINAL FANTASY XIV related fact for today!

you're a welfare neet, arent you?

Mateus or Gilgamesh
Currently on Mateus if you want to say hi

I really dig and respect the look you got there
Keep mlemming

What's the point of pretend-sex when you can get your asshole prolapsed on Tinder anytime?

They're providing something unique to people who are willing to pay for it that doesn't impact endgame content whatsoever. You can get a big glowing gold dong sword in Ultimate and that's pretty fucking unique.

>They're cosmetic
Every time. You're already paying a subscription fee you fucking moron, and yet you find it absolutely insane that anyone would question why the fuck this stuff isn't added in as rewards that you could earn in the game's content.

Look at the ineffectual faggot!
Go ahead and spam furry porn!
:)))

que pasa

What's in it for me?

Thank you very much! I do like to stay consistent so xivg will never not have a goth gf.

No, I bought the emote and one of the carbuncle mounts already. I just think it's very sleazy of them as a company. Especially in comparison to FFXI where you had tons of stuff on a horizontal level and none of it was cashshop. SE has gone full jew in XIV.

A need to abuse this elf

thanks fampai

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Chemo BTFO'd. Though Mado using that trip...
BOTH BTFO'D!

You already have subscription rewards that can be bought with achievement points. It's just another way to purchase things, but you're spending time and energy instead of extra real world dollars on top of your subscription. I don't see how you can fail to grasp this.

Then don't buy it then.

>mateus

where at
ign?

Except a huge portion of the cash shop items are things you could get via events.

where do I find a girl(boy)friend who will do this to me?

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what emote is this

I'd like to navigate her base of operations.

Ward 8 Plot 8 Mist.

Reporting in and giving you the crazy eyes while i'm at it

Don't tell this person.
Sandcat doesn't deserve pets since he gets enough as is and those could be used on other cats.

Gimme $7 I'll tell you bud

ironic shitposter mado is filterable? christmas sure came late, but better late than never! hopefully there wont be 11th time

are you upset that kaori wouldn't erp you when he was a catman?

I hate this emote so much. I bought the play dead one because it was funny but this is just hideous on every character.

playing the main story as red mage almost feels like cheating. This class can do everything.

How many trips does Mado have now?

>thumbsup Lala has the most vocal hate over being an attention whore
>posts the least out of all the personalities
It's like if I was called a wino for taking a sip.

oh, thats sandcat? I love all of their avatars that I've seen.

I don't know anything else about them but I've always wanted to pet them

He has 2 accounts and characters on shitloads of servers so you can play anywhere and that attention starved permavirgin will make a char there, level up and craft for your love

It's pretty good imo if you use other facial expressions with it, but those eyes are a little off otherwise at some angles

its the official grown man emote now.

Can it see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

that's fucking adorable

I dunno how many he has but he dropped it around 10 times so I am not keeping my hopes up, the dude is mentally ill but I am sure gonna take the chance to filter him

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Even with other expressions, the hands clasped look retarded. Some of the other emotes were worth it, but this certainly is not. I guess I'm grateful to other people for wasting money on it.

It's pcute. Eyes aren't that bad.

The main reason why I like the tripcodes isn't to filter them. Just makes idiots who don't filter them look... like idiots!

It's why I'd like Kaori to get a secure one just to see the autists fumble on themselves and double down on looking idiotic.

I'd rather make her feel nice instead.

Huh. I guess lizardgirls lucked out on this one in terms of crazy eyes. The hyper feminine pose still makes me want to die.

What if I don't wanna.

i like anubis cat

So once I get Regen at 35 can I just AFK in dungeons?

Don't kid yourself.

only if you want to get dismissed from the party

>$7 emotes in the cash shop

i wish they'd just reskin various tank sets for disciples of magic in the cash shop already. i'd drop so much money to be able to wear good looking armor on a healer for fucking once.

the moonie on the right is my eb.

How dare you do this to me while I'm afk.
wasnt anubis a dog, bastet was the cat

Are you sure?

I want to bully goth gf softly

obviously..first off, there are mechanics that you need to deal with in boss fights. Second, people expect healers to DPS in this game.

it only lasts for 21 seconds, you cant put it on the tank until after he maintains aggro on a mob (or theyll attack you instead and he'll have to rip it back), and it isn't "strong" enough to have you not still using cure

esp if the tank is lower leveled or shittily geared

if you want a couple dungeons of mindless no healing, roll AST or SCH (ast has better regen/shields at a lower level, and sch has a pet to heal for you)

again, at any reasonable level/dungeon you';l still have to actively heal

Nobody ever votekicks healers for not DPSing, trust me, I'm nearly AFK already.

I want to bully goth gf roughly

oh wow in low level dungeons man you sure have it all figured out

fucking retard

Is dragoon playable rn? Just starting

No bully.

oh, I guess you're right. I like bastet cat*

kaori is a massive shitposter and should definitely get one, he has been here for as long as i remember, i am not even sure if it was beta, 1.0 or 2.0 anymore, the line blurs. always looking for love interest here. hopefully it will end now that he hooked up with paks

that itself warrants a tripcode, he's a fucking personality on an anonymous website

not until lvl 30

>"goth" avatars
>gyspy cat clones
>cliche face 1 and 5 midlanders

this era of ebins is boring

The whole point of bullying is it's unwanted. You can't stop me.

Uhhh. Ok?
I honestly don't have a problem with Kaori. Mado though I can appreciate having a trip since he is a real shit poster.

>leveling healer
>level 39
>do potd
>its suffering, boring af
>do cutters cry
>its suffering, boring af

come on stone vigil, so close

>thought this said crispy
>could only think of the two-face dark knight rises image
>start laughing like an idiot
extwa cwispy

Meme cat is ok

do I level up my DRK or SCH first

Not sure if talking about your food habits, sexual fetishes or playing Nintendo games is XIV related

I want to bully goth gf by putting her on my lap and patting her head and then pump her

drk has a great storyline, esp 60~70, but sucks as a class/tank right now
sch has a lore interesting storyline (no where near as good as drks), and I'd say is funner than drk to play, unless you hate healing, and if you feel it doesn't have enough to do you can learn to micromanage your pet