/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

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>Comp Interest Form
Please take a look at this if you are interested in playing for a competitive team
docs.google.com/forms/d/1echsLr9cfqxy5vZ63yWX7TjSLlXfwUY8PcK7HdUN9Ss/viewform?edit_requested=true

>Newbie Mix
teamfortress.tv/44874/s27-newbie-mix-team-drive

Reminder to sign up for this if you're interested in getting into competitive. There will be a community drive to pay for league fees for those of you who are going through school and can't really afford to drop $30 on league fees, you'll have a mentor to help guide you through, and you'll directly contribute to bringing back IM.

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn (embed)
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz (embed)
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Sites
crap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ (embed)
pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB (embed)
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (AS): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>List of good Community servers
teamfortress.tv/servers

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g

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>Didn't even notice the crap.tf instead of scrap.tf
Shit, oh well hopefully it can be fixed by next thread

Fix Projectiles Reflected

heckin doggo pupper catto

>irc

HOLY LEL

>see a raffle in the old thread
>6/10
>missed it
>"damnit"
>see that its from a retard doing a ks for a shit weapon
nvm.

>IRC in 2017
Not even the IRCfags use it anymore.

I DEMAND 'S HEAD ON A AUSTRALIUM PLATTER

what a faggot lmao

What HUD do I need and why? I made a couple tweaks to the default HUD myself, do I really need someone else's full redesign?

You don't need HUDs, but Rays is the jam

Nerf the Amby,

Not the Diamondback.
GG Valve.

Depends on the tweaks, I would highly recommend moving health and ammo into more visible places on the HUD so that it takes less time to check for that info. Otherwise pretty much everything else is aesthetic and personal preference

dxlevel 90 looks really good but runs like ass

The Ambassador is ugly, the Diamondback looks cool and thus it follows that the former should be bad and that the latter should be good. Valve understands that style is important.

It's why they nerfed the Degreaser into uselessness too.

Ambassador is Spy doing Sniper's job. Diamondback is Spy doing Spy's job. They did the right thing

do you like this guys

Hey, /tf2g/, what's your "dream unusual"?

Obtainable is preferred.

Unusuals are ugly and break immersion, I wish they didn't exist.

t. juan.hernandez.2003

I played on a TF2Ware server for about two hours today and I had a lot of fun.

same
just wish it was alive all the time as it was today

>tfw someone buys the professional kit you listed a month ago, right in time for the sales


Sorching Galvanized Gibus, and I'll paint it Lime.
Saw one once, it looked awesome and will totally fuck with this guy More serious, Searing Bone Dome. That'll totally look awesome once you activate the killstreaker on a pro flamethrower.

I don't know much about unusuals. I wouldn't mind an unusual Tomislav though. Previously I think you could only get unusual Minigun but now I think you could get Tomislav because you can redeem war paints for Tomislav. Most of the war paints are tacky though.

If you mean cosmetics only then idk

I don't know when they added the ship minigame but it was fucking bullshit

How do you even beat that one? Do you jump on the ship or jump over it? I did both and it still said I failed. That and the secret diary minigame are shit.

STOP RUINING MY IMMERSION BY WEARING GAUDY MEME LOADOUTS AND WEIRD ITEMS

I got it once by clipping the side of the ship, the hitbox seems to be there. Jumping on top didn't register for me either.
I succeed at the secret diary game all the time but I know that's just luck. I always just run across the top floor until I get to the end, then drop down and run across the bottom without checking any crannies, that way I can hit the most open spawns.
Worst game is the spy platform one, but that's been around forever

Umm, the worst game is the banana Heavy one with the baboon image walls.

I give that one a pass because I have a 100% win rate for that one. I always end up being the first to cross the finish line. I hold forward when a minigame starts as a rule just in case it's needed to get to the front immediately.
I miss playing the actual Mandrill Maze CTF map for hours on the party van, while people spammed stupid micspam of rugrats erotica or whatever the hell someone decides to play.

It's still boring and drawn out.

I played my first match of competitive ever and it didn't feel any different from a casual match. I topscored as usual. Then again, I was matched up against a bot, a rocket jumper soldier, two gibus spies, a gibus sniper and one decent soldier.

Probably a trophy belt or pithy prof with sulpher or pink conf

maybe play actual competitive instead of neutered valve competitive

I just realized that these batch of war paints already dropped the "noun verb'ed" name style.

I noticed that too, Valve was too lazy to rename them from the workshop names like they did the first batch

Anodized Aloha was backwards in the initial batch of war paint.

>verbed noun
>the rest are noun verbed

Its probably just too hard. How would you name something like the Soul Bomber or Geometrical Teams with that style?

anyone get that vapperwave skin yet? I'll suck you're dick for it

The first batch of skins didn't have it uniformly either

By coming up with something new and not basing it around the workshop name. That was the case for a lot of the first batch

He's only talking about War Paints. Tough Break and Gun Mettle skins never had that theme.

dotsy btfo!!

literally who

How do you search for strange unusuals on bp.tf?
I click both Strange and Unusual quality in the filter options but it just shows me strange and unusual variant listings.

t. Geel

can't compete with an empty history, that's what collectors want

suuuure

it's a collectors item friend, one of the most non unusual valuable items in the game, collector's don't want items with tons of history

post and rate medics

Hi

God no

>no cosmetics
what are you, poor?

yes

is it pronounced gibbus or jibbus?

Geebus

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you broke jewfort

what shopuld i jertk off 1?

...

Imagine my warm, slippery futa cock sliding slowly into your mouth.

No imagine tails rubbing his dick in a shitty diaper

sorry guys i already jerked off to nier sfm

u r a master baiter

How does one get a vintage gibus? I'm wondering why mine isn't while I clearly got my own vintage items.

another epic video from our guy lazypurple
youtube.com/watch?v=jX28oxrdUVI

good morning /tf2g/!

*goodnight

sleep tight user!

i like the dread knot

burning flames soldiers stash

dead presidents nuke

I hate sniper maps so much

*adds u to friends*

>still can't put stat clocks on the jungle inferno and smissmas paints

fuck you
you're ugly

fuck off you hungarian whore

what do you think of my medic loadout?

unoriginal

the hat is ugly

Autism

lol kill yourself holy shit

>come back to TF2 after a long break
>rough start but manage to frag everyone and everything after a single round

>frag every day and night for a week or two, each session is a long one
>constantly find myself playing on autopilot and doing worse than at my best
How do I truly get good at TF2?

>Deleted
You tried

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>My Medic, got different outfits depending on the maps I play. Wish I had the Ushanka for him.

>(Got a second Medi Gun that's called "Dial E for Medic", but I still need an outfit it works with)

>put my 300 key unusual up for sale
>only ask for pure keys
>get multiple unusual offers, all of them less than 100 keys
>one guy has the balls to offer a 50 key unusual for my 300 and 75 key unusuals

get this set y/n

random shit thrown together

n

>get a random invite while not selling anything
>guy asks what I want for my strange hot shotgun
>say about 130 keys at least cause I don't want to trade it
>he counter offers 50 bucks worth of steam funbux

robo gibus with green energy or fire

Glitched item that Steam support could give you.

Misty Skull Voodoo Juju to go with my skellyman demo

no, but its up to you user

personally i'd replace the bucket helm with a soldiers stash

Start building a mental roster of the enemy team. Pay attention to what you can get away with for each person. Keep track if they're the kind of person that won't react until you shoot them a few times or any other weakness they might have and change your playstyle to exploit it. Keeps you out of autopilot and makes the game more interesting.

Guys, what classes can equip the Puffy Polar Cap?

Sniper [end of list]

How long do you guys think TF2 has left?

Valve hopes for 10 years.

Im gonna say 2.

I like the dedication