/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

Reminder to roll for best pajeet.

>French people speaking German
this triggers me

I want to rape Medb

Roll for Mordred RIGHT NOW

Vive la France!

Seig did beat Karna :^)

>american education

Marie is Austrian, Mozart is certainly not french.

Sieg

You got your king, right /alter/?

That's nice, but can he even dream to defeat Santa Claus? And I'm not talking about fat, old, "abloblobloo kids don't believe in me anymore" coke selling Santa Claus. I'm talking about the true Spirit of Christmas Santa Claus, all seeing entity of the omniverse, delivering toys in the past, present and future of all sentient beings, from Darkseid to Fred Flintsones, fully supercharged by the universe children that believe in him from the bottom of their heart and sang his praise all night long, with total control of the infinity gauntlet, the mana tree and his enchanted sleight. Elves on amphetamine working with not a single flaws in the script, his financial toy factory empire at full power powering up with all the tech toys he needs and desires, Rudolph at the top of its health proud leader of the reindeer team, and his wife and kids totally supporting his mission, with the happiness of a full orphanage full of black crippled Christian blind little girls with syphilis, cancer, Aids and ebola hoping for a puppy friend from the bottom of their heart before dying at stake, during a white christmas and satiated with milk and cookied prepared with the pure power of love of a million children, mastering literally every positive technique and spells any medium in the universe depicted him to have in the past 2000 years, while the opponent has its name on the naughty kid list?

Do you have time in the afternoon
''I'm free''
Why won't we go out for dinner
''Yes please''

I haven't had German lesson in years but this should cover the topic I guess.

They're both Austrian natives.

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is your berserker always targetted first

im sad about seeing best cat always die early

I don't care if they're Austrian they're heroes of France now
and I already have NP2 mordred

It's already translated on Danbooru IIRc

Marie was from the Habsburgs and Mozart was not French.

STELLAAAA

Aww, that's cute

>karna
>white

Yeah after getting rescued by Astolpho wielding Achilles NP. The entire fight was literally Karna on handicap.

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RNG gonna RNG. Very few encounters have specific targeting patterns.

Remember, user, if it's not the rateup you're waiting for, pic related.

In the next three events (Saber Wars, Valentines, Garden of Order) You are guaranteed:

34 hearts
49 scales
38 claws
39 homo babies
60 plume
50 tooth
50 proof
20 snek
20 page
50 octuplets
20 lanterns
20 gears
30 voids
10 horseshoes
30 seeds
30 bones
Monuments: sab 50, lan 30, arch 30, ass 30, rid 30 cast 30 zerk 30

Subtract these from how much you need to farm and just be patient.

ummm
karnakeks?

>Garden of Order
jp only user

I know I'm only teasing, all heroic servants are mere stepping stones on the path of making Seig-kun the hero we want. *barf*

U M U
M
U

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Karna always fights on handicap since he's too OP otherwise.

So, does Enkidu and Gilgamesh interact in anyway in fate go?

>Only 34 hearts

>Only 10 horseshoes
>I still need ONE (1) to max ascend Marie, plus everything for Titty Alter
I'm not going to make it bros.

Post THAT currybro image

Dammit gramps. 20 pages isn't even a tenth of what I need.

what the fuck am I meant to do with all those scales?
I already have 23

Thanks gramps.

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Nah, Enkidu's body got possessed by some faggot named Pingu for the entire Babylonia chapter

I need 36 horseshoes Gramps. There's no getting out of grinding hell.

DELET THIS

here

What about the ones with Lottery?

Genius post into baiting people into pointing out that Marie was an Austrian whore and her portrayal in Fate is disgusting

Fucking lame, what a wasted opportunity.

how many quartz do we get per month again? 20?

incest is wrong

Da Vinci's is like 5 events away. I don't think any have a lottery til then.

I got her today after I kept on telling myself for days that I should save up for April, wish I farmed more mats yesterday.

>Arjuna smiles like a shiteating faggot
FGO really is well-researched.

which NP is this

Karna disagrees.

tiny umu

6 Quartz per week
1 Ticket per week
5 Tickets Prism Shop
24 Quartz per month (total)
9 Tickets per month (total)

youtube.com/watch?v=E764IzPohtU

It took some quartz but yes I did and NP2 too.

abby

>still need 3 hearts to max ascend titty alter
Those AP Cost 1/2 training grounds sure start on great time.

Go away revolutionary

Is Titoria temporary in the pool or will she be included from now on?

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once I get my hearts I'm grailing her to 98 and soon 100

Tentacles and witches collab servant

I think it's going to take about 15 weeks to get to Jeanne Alter. I hope it's enough bros.

What about the quartz you get aftery 50th login? Should be like 12 monthly quartz right?

She's story locked and very rarely makes an appearance outside of it. Now is your only chance at a solo rateup.

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>spongebob
But seriously why people like this homosexual abomination? It's not even funny and it's in the same trash tier as Rugrats and any of those shits that my friends in school used to watch

She's story locked so unless she's on a rate up or you roll the story gacha (DON'T EVER DO THIS) you won't see her.

facebookfags

>Most anticipaed event of the year ended becoming the worst event of the year

cute umus

Now's your best chance

which event?

Is Titty Lancer actually better than her 5* version? Why is her 5* version so low in meme list anyway?

Thanks, just picked her up now.

Now when the dust may or may not have settled, what is your honest opinion of Lancer Artoria Pendragon [Alter]?

>Protection from the End of the World A
>Protection from the End of the World EX

All you need to know. Alter is way, way better.

>finally get edgy tits
>have no mats for her

I like tiddies, so

Alter can Buster crit meme, 5* can't. Simple as that.

>So happy I get Martha
>Do Orleans
>This whore kisses me without permission
>She later spooks me afterwards

Fuck you meme slut.

Mordred, if we could read moonrunes we wouldn't be here, we would be on /fgog/ and the superior JP version enjoying the yearly paid gacha.

One of my favorites.

I got her when I didn't want her and now I'm annoyed that I don't have her at NP2.

Yes
Because 5* lancer Artoria is shit.

Gameplaywise she's (one of) the greatest Buster Lancer's in the game until Summer Raikou and even then she will still be relevant.

Has everyone forgotten about Scathach already? She's at the top of the list still.

5* version has lower attack
her NP doesn't hit as hard (Though she hasn't gotten a NP strengthening quest yet so once she gets that she'll probably go up the list)
She doesn't have the insane Crit skill her alter version has.

Yeah. She's next after my 5 stars reach 90. No rush.