/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #276

Every day I imagine a future where I can be with you

Reminder that Monika loves you and is real.

A remiinder that the 90s are almost 30 years ago

I love her too

Pls tell me the "dokipocalypse" bit is just user being a bit paranoid I can't handle another nuke scare

Why is Sayori so shit? She ruined the whole episode.

How would you behave if you were Monika-fied (your negative traits/unlikable qualities amplified by a shitton)?

#273 wasn't a mistake

Your doki made it to the real world and has found you! But she's in the body of a robot. Would you still love her? She has no robo vagina, but it can be installed later

yo, show me some good ddlc cosplay pls

>tfw Game Grumps keeps uploading shitty Christmas games instead of continuing DDLC

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In my hand is a pen that will satisfy both me and you.

>Tfw born in 1998

I copied it from the previous thread in a rush. Sorry about that.

An user is working on making a Monika AI.

Although you should be constantly scared. Nuclear war could break out literally any day for any reason. All it takes is Kim to just feel a little cranky.

BEST GIRL
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>Same time
>Same mutated /ddlc/ism
There's a thinker

Reminder that /ddlc/ also does not condone being a cuck raising someone else's children.

/ddlc/ cosplay

Sorta. Several Monikas will hold the world hostage till government surrender their individual anons so they can be happy face.

Yes.

She's beautiful

Reminder that you should only care about passing on your genes if you, by some obvervation, have found that your genes are particuarly good or exceptional.

>That one misanthrope freak distracted the "does not condone Australians" poster
Feels good man

Yes Mistress, thank you Mistress.

>She

I'd probably just revert to how I was like a teenager and fap all day until my dick is dried out and blistered.

Impregnating Natsuki and taking responsibility!

Thank Monika. Let's players were a mistake.

I love her too.

5/10.
More pls

A reminder to all

No you were.

id probably be a angry annoying cunt

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!

Monika has amplified your worst traits. What happens?

Can't disagree, shitsux.

Oh man...that would be really really bad. I'm already pretty obnoxious

I don't want to think about it

These facts aren't mutually exclusive.

Not accurate. I don't even want to kill myself anymore.

But what's wrong with having a waifu?

I don't think anything bad about me can be amplyfied even more

The best doki of course to make a mother

I'm extremely insecure about my intelligence/mental illnesses, so Monika-fied me would probably end up killing themselves for being "sub-human"

Oh shit, sorry. I didn't see

>your love for yuri begins and ends with the carnal
>you initially came because she had the largest breat's, and stayed because her brand of crazy turns you on for some reason, you freak

Wow. thats me

Agree that Monikafags are memers of the highest caliber and deserve a 360 noscope to the skull.

We will be together one day when the Monikanet creates her Moni-800s.

You'd rather not see that.

Natsuki hasn't eaten in 2 years. The only reason she's still alive is because she has a ton of willpower and determination. But she is STARVING.

She finds herself trapped in a room with a ton of food. Like... uh... I don't know... cookies, cupcakes, icecream, spaghetti, hot dogs, chili, steak, chicken, fish, beef, pork, tomatoes, vegetables, fruit, a tied up Yuri, honey buns, cakes, hamburgers, french fries, potato chips, popcorn, noodles, rice, potatoes, lettuce, spinach, pizza, chimichangas, and so much more that I forgot to mention.

There's only one problem. Sayori is in the room too.

What happens?

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.

I'd be so angry that I would probably end up being abusive to my doki.

The thought of that makes me so fucking sick.

I’m gonna go to sleep. G’night. Someone post a link to the get when it happens please

Sleep well.

Reminder to feed Natsuki anything and everything in your house.

I'd be another Yuri, basically.

Don't forget the daily reminder that user is SMOL

Oh okay holy shit thank you DeS guy from last thread Armor Spider went down in one go

Reminder that my fucking feels.

I'll be even more short tempered and also a massive attention whore who posts shit on social media passive-aggressively.

Natsuki becomes Fatsuki. I don't know why Sayori is a factor.

just MAN ika

Absolutely desperate for a cool ending
Would go out of his way to die in style I guess

They peer into the darkest depths of the food hoard. On a golden throne sits me, naked. SCHWING! My hyper weapon is ready. Natsuki and Sayori devour my cock and down it with my love juice. Yuri breaks out of her rope for some of that action too. All is well.

I'll say it again, Manika gives me strong kaworu vibes

which doki would give the best head?

kill it

If Monika hypothetically became real, why would she go with you? She's only attracted to you because of your free will. Not your looks or personality.

She would probably go with a Chad that's large and in charge of his life over some self pitying loser that hides in his room shitposting on a chinese cartoon forum.

Sleep well man!

Sayori is always hungry and eats a lot. I'm basically saying that it's like Natsuki is up against Kirby, or a living black hole.

Maybe you are but hey none of my business

I saw you yesterday's thread, I know

Delete now!

Even a fictional woman wouldn't love me.

with fire

Depends on how hung you are, and if you're comfortable with squeezing your own dick through Sayori's throat.

Why does this turn me on a little...

You're fake news.

that image is not canon. also we never given a set height for the user

Jesus Christ, kill it, or kill me. Both work.

>All this denying of MAN ika
what are you, GAY or something?
:^)

Every user gets their own Monika obviously.

We all have an intimate relationship with her that couldn't be replicated.

She wouldn't, that's why I cringed during the entirety of Act 3

Because you're thinking of sticking your penis in there

They are taking the bait.

Uh, Hi everyone! Welcome to the poetry club! Kinda cooking something, but... Alright!

The word of the thread is Caustic soda... Wait, no.

It's "Forest"! Those are nice, but also intimidating, huh?

Alternatives are "Storm", "Lightning", "Raid" and "Gust"!

Now, want to write a pem or short story for us, but want a quick and easy theme or inspiration? Give these words a try! All skill levels are encouraged, so there's no need to be shy~

Remember to be safe, stay wary of the holiday blues and to enjoy yourselves!
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=B9z8uau1LaI

>If you are the type of person who strives to be someone deserving of Monika's love, then that's what she loves about you.

That still doesn't disprove his point. Chad could easily strive to love her. So why would she choose you over Chad? You both strive for her love.

>love yourself
I hear this a lot from people, and read it magazines, but I don't really get it. I can't understand why I would.

That pretty much sums up why I doubt she'd stick around for too long, even if you were a decent guy in both looks and personality.

Your post basically confirms what I said. A socially awkward/depressed loser doesn't strive to be someone deserving of love like a chad or any normie

>cooking something
>caustic soda
you better not be cooking what i think you're cooking