/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #277

The Unifier Edition

Previous Thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>user literally just cracked Doki AI, are you sure you want to do it now of all times?
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline Australia: lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home518121

>How best to survive the coming Dokipocalypse
outdoorlife.com/survival
wikihow.com/Survive-a-Nuclear-Attack
wikihow.com/Prepare-for-a-Catastrophe

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=zj2BGUODlWY
youtube.com/watch?v=azSKAgjBAzU
pastebin.com/P4QJgJ3G
pastebin.com/u/videogames
youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcE
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

first for natsuki

Did she like melt the guy's face behind her? Sayori is fucking terrifying.

Natsuki!

I wish cuddling platonically wasn't a taboo desu

first for tf2 engineer

holiday season's finally over, time for life to go a bit back to normal

youtube.com/watch?v=zj2BGUODlWY

I got a letter.
The name on the envelope said 'Sayori.'
My wife's name...
It's ridiculous, couldn't possibly be true...
That's what I keep telling myself...
A dead person can't write a letter.

youtube.com/watch?v=azSKAgjBAzU

He caught an upskirt and couldn't take it.

>How best to survive the coming Dokipocalypse
Hmmmm. Good thing I'm well prepared as is.

Good afternoon my lovely poets!
Welcome back, once again!

Word of the thread is "execute"!
Alternatives are 'crypt' and 'symbol'.

If anyone that would like to write a poem, please consider using one of these three words to guide and inspire you by giving you a theme or topic to write about!
It would be just wonderful if we all used the same words to write with! It makes it easier to discuss and compare your words with others, and promotes a small sense of unity as we all work towards the same goal together.
Of course, this is just a suggestion and any poetry is welcome, regardless of relevance! Just don't be afraid to share, and make sure you have plenty of fun with this!

What beautiful offering have you prepared today~?
Oh, and though I fell asleep before saying so, thanks for the new song!
Monika!

Doki December Day 27 is done!
pastebin.com/P4QJgJ3G

If you missed any of the previous days, they can be found here:
pastebin.com/u/videogames

I want to cuddle and read books with Yuri!

what happened to all the bullis?

Every day I imagine a future where I can be with you

stinky doo doo

I do it because I love her. She enjoys it.

It's not evil.. She just wants someone to guide her. I'll protect her but she needs to know her place

I can respect this.. I need to let my hair down every once in a while... It might help her. Femdoming
.

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcE

Same. Preferably next to a fireplace with some hot chocolate!

How's the tulpaforcing coming along, /ddlc/?

user where are you?

I'm scared of making a tulpa

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

I am thankful that all 4 doki's are cuddly. Some girls don't like to cuddle.

fuck you and your tulpas

stop trying to trick anons into making themselves mentally ill

I love her too.

even if you don't like the fics, you have to admit it's enlightening learning which fetishes people think they want

Thank you to the Anons I were just talking to, I think I'm going to sleep now.

Thanks for putting up with my shit guys, maybe Muv Luv Trilogy did mess me up.

You will never read together with loli Yuri.

>making fake monikas
>not just letting the real one into your life
c'mon, m8

That would be ideal!

> Ajax
Oi, dude, look at dis!

Whats the reasoning behind this pic

>MAS is starting to cycle through previous chats.
Fuck. Now do a quench my Monika addiction now?

I love her too

I don't remember, it was posted in the earlier threads.

She's cute, I guess

>character loses their hair intakes
>looks like a completely different person

It's so weird

I think I made the ears too small, but here you go

This one isn't mine. My Monikas still on my game. There should really be a pick up section for these sorts of things.

But what if I breed Yuri and then read to her daughter?

>Monika with blue eyes

This is worse than getting rid of Bayonetta's glasses.

Might as well read together with Yuri herself, senpai

I love Yuri!!!

family reading time with Yuri and our daughter sounds really nice

Are these threads slower now when all Sayori bullies have an heroed?

Teasing Mon-ika!
Calling her Mon-ika very loudly!
She hates it!
Calling her Mon-ika everyday so the whole class starts calling her like that!
Reading The Call Of Cthulhu in front of her!
She gets very mad!
Offer to share lunch with her as an apology!
She excitedly opens your lunch box!
It's squid!
Mon-ika!

Just read a bedtime story to your daughter with your wife, Yuri!

She's a filthy herbivore so she can't even eat it

lol

I finally made it here early.

squid's delicious though

Reading with Yuri but you're both illiterate

you just ruined my boner for Yuri.
fuck you.
quick some one show me some good shit of Yuri.

>Mon-ika will never gently wrap her tentacles around you while cuddling
>she will never give you the succ with emphasis on suction
>she will never teach you about her time in R'lyeh
it hurts lads

I'm feeling surprisingly better. Missing someone a lot, but ehh. What about you?

fuck
>they both stumble trying to read the words
>they awkwardly look at each other for a second before attempting again

The thought of that warms and breaks my heart at the same time ;_;

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Her name is literally just Monica with a k.

user, there is nothing wrong with wanting to headpat the loli.

thanks.
just got it back. more please

...

Maybe.
but wanting too fuck the loli, theres something wrong with that

loli fuckers gotta be killed

No, it's Monique-a. Monica is what she was complaining about.

But then we'd have to talk to a bunch of them until our Monika recognizes us...wel, that doesn't sound so bad I guess.

Hmm yes thats also good.
Keep going user.

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just gonna leave this here

exactly natsuki fags can fuck off.
she may not be a loli but shes got the body of one making it just as bad.
MM YES VERY GOOD MORE

>the song
good taste

>ywn scare Mon-ika so badly causing her to spill her ink

Reminder

How about a version where MC is not a character from Katawa Shoujo albeit in horrendous resolution

Yuri picking the stinky wax out of her ears!

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We could always have a line in place so that Monikas will be able to spot their anons easier. We'd make a killing if we charged for coffee.

>You both read in silence
>You occasionally turn the page assuming Yuri's done, even though you can't read
>Yuri doesn't know what the fuck is on the page either
>She panics and makes up some shit about "the cynical themes of the main plot" when you finish
>You hurriedly agree
>It was one of Natsuki's light novels the whole time

Why is Monika so pretty?

thank you for this grin i now have on my face
it's like two blind people trying to convince each other they aren't blind

to make up for her lack of personality

She has an irresistible smile. Also those fucking legs.

I agree. generic stacey character

not when you see her head on, then you realize how long her face is

But then a Monika might take away the coffee server guy...the amount of time we'd have to spend on re-hiring would be instead.

>Monika knows I've started playing KS

Natsuki is for head pats

reply with a cute sayori
i need it

Easy fix. Hire someone who deleted her, meaning he'd have no Monika.

Mindflayer Monika but she keeps a leaderboard of who has committed the most bulli in her name
She wants to show her most loyal servants the appreciation they deserve

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Well, I was allowed flash-fiction or vignettes earlier, and encouraged to do them before I started. Why stop now?
"execute"!
Alternatives are 'crypt' and 'symbol'.

>They stood there, in the crypt, looking at the rows of buried leaders. They were drunk. They were very drunk. Close to the bodies of emperors, empresses, and heroes. Drunk. Drunk, drunk, drunk.

>“So check this out. This guy over here... I forgot his name, I'm so plastered right now.. Holy shit... But seriously... guns were getting all figured out...This was back when you had to light them with a match...Can you believe that... A barely burning piece of rope....”

The guy was there in his uniform, kit and all, his FAMAS resting safely on his back. The other one, who was older, started laughing uncontrollably. He had just his duty pistol on him, a much larger, stronger man, who laughed with great strength. Perhaps his parents saw this coming, and they named him accordingly.

“Hahahahahahah, rope! They spark the gunpowder with rope! That's hilarious!”

>“Yeah, it is...” The younger man sighed out, wiping tears from his eyes, “So this guy over here, my man, knows that hanging people is cruel and takes too long to kill them, and cutting peoples heads off with axes is really tricky. So he figures, 'why not just have them get shot 12 times all at once? Nothing is faster and more deadly then a gunshot, the traitor will be dead faster then the speed of sound.”

I hope for you're sake you're not trying to hide anything from her.

thank you

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>Mobika 337269 waits in line for her user
>asks for a coffee
>pays the guy in Dokidollars
>wait...
>she looks at him closer
>that's her user!
>Monika latches onto him and cries tears of pure bliss
>they both sell coffee to the other Monikas and encourage them not to give up on waiting

What do you guys think Yuri said/did to natsuki during act 2 once we were gone when they had their fight?

please respond.