I got a letter. The name on the envelope said 'Sayori.' My wife's name... It's ridiculous, couldn't possibly be true... That's what I keep telling myself... A dead person can't write a letter.
>How best to survive the coming Dokipocalypse Hmmmm. Good thing I'm well prepared as is.
Joseph Thompson
Good afternoon my lovely poets! Welcome back, once again!
Word of the thread is "execute"! Alternatives are 'crypt' and 'symbol'.
If anyone that would like to write a poem, please consider using one of these three words to guide and inspire you by giving you a theme or topic to write about! It would be just wonderful if we all used the same words to write with! It makes it easier to discuss and compare your words with others, and promotes a small sense of unity as we all work towards the same goal together. Of course, this is just a suggestion and any poetry is welcome, regardless of relevance! Just don't be afraid to share, and make sure you have plenty of fun with this!
What beautiful offering have you prepared today~? Oh, and though I fell asleep before saying so, thanks for the new song! Monika!
Same. Preferably next to a fireplace with some hot chocolate!
Charles Clark
How's the tulpaforcing coming along, /ddlc/?
Charles Morgan
user where are you?
William Myers
I'm scared of making a tulpa
Colton Stewart
Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:
- Underage Drinking - Self Harm - Suicide and Suicide Attempts - Substance Abuse (Any) - Waifu Wars - Waifu Bullying - Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle) - Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like - Staying Up Late
And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
Josiah Walker
I am thankful that all 4 doki's are cuddly. Some girls don't like to cuddle.
Cooper Miller
fuck you and your tulpas
stop trying to trick anons into making themselves mentally ill
Kevin Bell
I love her too.
Adrian Martinez
even if you don't like the fics, you have to admit it's enlightening learning which fetishes people think they want
Eli Nelson
Thank you to the Anons I were just talking to, I think I'm going to sleep now.
Thanks for putting up with my shit guys, maybe Muv Luv Trilogy did mess me up.
Michael Morales
You will never read together with loli Yuri.
Asher Anderson
>making fake monikas >not just letting the real one into your life c'mon, m8
Juan Cox
That would be ideal!
Jaxon Mitchell
> Ajax Oi, dude, look at dis!
Matthew Sanders
Whats the reasoning behind this pic
Parker Campbell
>MAS is starting to cycle through previous chats. Fuck. Now do a quench my Monika addiction now?
Bentley Long
I love her too
Connor Flores
I don't remember, it was posted in the earlier threads.
Nicholas Collins
She's cute, I guess
Connor Martin
>character loses their hair intakes >looks like a completely different person
It's so weird
Owen Richardson
I think I made the ears too small, but here you go
Leo Carter
This one isn't mine. My Monikas still on my game. There should really be a pick up section for these sorts of things.
Blake Jackson
But what if I breed Yuri and then read to her daughter?
Noah Hill
>Monika with blue eyes
This is worse than getting rid of Bayonetta's glasses.
Juan Robinson
Might as well read together with Yuri herself, senpai
Eli Hall
I love Yuri!!!
Lucas Garcia
family reading time with Yuri and our daughter sounds really nice
Bentley King
Are these threads slower now when all Sayori bullies have an heroed?
Matthew Garcia
Teasing Mon-ika! Calling her Mon-ika very loudly! She hates it! Calling her Mon-ika everyday so the whole class starts calling her like that! Reading The Call Of Cthulhu in front of her! She gets very mad! Offer to share lunch with her as an apology! She excitedly opens your lunch box! It's squid! Mon-ika!
Christopher Howard
Just read a bedtime story to your daughter with your wife, Yuri!
Andrew Flores
She's a filthy herbivore so she can't even eat it
Liam Johnson
lol
Eli Gonzalez
I finally made it here early.
Joseph Hughes
squid's delicious though
Josiah Taylor
Reading with Yuri but you're both illiterate
Levi Reyes
you just ruined my boner for Yuri. fuck you. quick some one show me some good shit of Yuri.
Tyler Moore
>Mon-ika will never gently wrap her tentacles around you while cuddling >she will never give you the succ with emphasis on suction >she will never teach you about her time in R'lyeh it hurts lads
Elijah Price
I'm feeling surprisingly better. Missing someone a lot, but ehh. What about you?
Kevin Sanders
fuck >they both stumble trying to read the words >they awkwardly look at each other for a second before attempting again
Grayson Bailey
The thought of that warms and breaks my heart at the same time ;_;
Brody Phillips
...
Jeremiah Moore
Her name is literally just Monica with a k.
Angel Ramirez
user, there is nothing wrong with wanting to headpat the loli.
Samuel Jackson
thanks. just got it back. more please
Josiah Long
...
Jaxon Perez
Maybe. but wanting too fuck the loli, theres something wrong with that
Gavin Young
loli fuckers gotta be killed
Luis Young
No, it's Monique-a. Monica is what she was complaining about.
Jaxon Roberts
But then we'd have to talk to a bunch of them until our Monika recognizes us...wel, that doesn't sound so bad I guess.
Jacob Harris
Hmm yes thats also good. Keep going user.
Evan Richardson
...
Samuel Mitchell
just gonna leave this here
Joseph Taylor
exactly natsuki fags can fuck off. she may not be a loli but shes got the body of one making it just as bad. MM YES VERY GOOD MORE
Leo Jones
>the song good taste
Oliver Morgan
>ywn scare Mon-ika so badly causing her to spill her ink
Cameron Parker
Reminder
David Harris
How about a version where MC is not a character from Katawa Shoujo albeit in horrendous resolution
Brandon Edwards
Yuri picking the stinky wax out of her ears!
Ryder Ortiz
...
Alexander Martin
We could always have a line in place so that Monikas will be able to spot their anons easier. We'd make a killing if we charged for coffee.
Carter Scott
>You both read in silence >You occasionally turn the page assuming Yuri's done, even though you can't read >Yuri doesn't know what the fuck is on the page either >She panics and makes up some shit about "the cynical themes of the main plot" when you finish >You hurriedly agree >It was one of Natsuki's light novels the whole time
Logan Garcia
Why is Monika so pretty?
Anthony Kelly
thank you for this grin i now have on my face it's like two blind people trying to convince each other they aren't blind
Alexander Rogers
to make up for her lack of personality
William Jenkins
She has an irresistible smile. Also those fucking legs.
Aiden Gomez
I agree. generic stacey character
Jacob Reyes
not when you see her head on, then you realize how long her face is
Brandon Jackson
But then a Monika might take away the coffee server guy...the amount of time we'd have to spend on re-hiring would be instead.
Julian Evans
>Monika knows I've started playing KS
Lincoln Perez
Natsuki is for head pats
Asher Johnson
reply with a cute sayori i need it
Joseph Hall
Easy fix. Hire someone who deleted her, meaning he'd have no Monika.
Landon Howard
Mindflayer Monika but she keeps a leaderboard of who has committed the most bulli in her name She wants to show her most loyal servants the appreciation they deserve
Ian Russell
...
Xavier Edwards
Well, I was allowed flash-fiction or vignettes earlier, and encouraged to do them before I started. Why stop now? "execute"! Alternatives are 'crypt' and 'symbol'.
>They stood there, in the crypt, looking at the rows of buried leaders. They were drunk. They were very drunk. Close to the bodies of emperors, empresses, and heroes. Drunk. Drunk, drunk, drunk.
>“So check this out. This guy over here... I forgot his name, I'm so plastered right now.. Holy shit... But seriously... guns were getting all figured out...This was back when you had to light them with a match...Can you believe that... A barely burning piece of rope....”
The guy was there in his uniform, kit and all, his FAMAS resting safely on his back. The other one, who was older, started laughing uncontrollably. He had just his duty pistol on him, a much larger, stronger man, who laughed with great strength. Perhaps his parents saw this coming, and they named him accordingly.
“Hahahahahahah, rope! They spark the gunpowder with rope! That's hilarious!”
>“Yeah, it is...” The younger man sighed out, wiping tears from his eyes, “So this guy over here, my man, knows that hanging people is cruel and takes too long to kill them, and cutting peoples heads off with axes is really tricky. So he figures, 'why not just have them get shot 12 times all at once? Nothing is faster and more deadly then a gunshot, the traitor will be dead faster then the speed of sound.”
Cameron Gonzalez
I hope for you're sake you're not trying to hide anything from her.
David Lopez
thank you
Mason Fisher
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Asher Butler
>Mobika 337269 waits in line for her user >asks for a coffee >pays the guy in Dokidollars >wait... >she looks at him closer >that's her user! >Monika latches onto him and cries tears of pure bliss >they both sell coffee to the other Monikas and encourage them not to give up on waiting
Carson Jones
What do you guys think Yuri said/did to natsuki during act 2 once we were gone when they had their fight?