League of Legends General - /lolg/

Please return to to your regularly scheduled sleeping.

Do you think that kat would pity fuck lux?

Nah that's still Galio.

It least it sounds like they're still going to keep Swain's base personality and Noxian leader/strategist theme intact.

xth for being Ahri!

What was better about old Galio?

Same friend.

Literally should've been aborted.

user, don't be stupid.
Everyone pity fucks Lux.

THIS SEASON IS GOING TO BE FUCKING GAAARRRRRBAAAAGE!!!

M-MUH PERSONALITY

He wasn't an absolute nightmare to balance

Big fkn' anime tiddies.

i wish i was a girl

Hey Swain guy, what's his new color palette?

It was the fact that they basically did a complete 180 on his personality and lore that upset so many people.

If we're only taking lore into consideration, then Varus takes 1st place.

xth for mindbreak/NTR.

That's mostly Riots incompetence.

Not that I can't recall old AP Galio osing 5 people.

>play Jarvan
>want to play Jarvan
>lose over and over
>play jungle cause fun
>lose over and over
>play adc
>play jinx for like the third time
>do this

Why did I have to be good at a role I hate

Nice Sona.

This but for Ahri.

Post Poppy

learning ribbon is reigniting my love for the game

she is so much fun

Which champion has the worst hairstyle in the game?

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Agreed

Camille

Which League girls would be the most likely to give me a pity fuck?

i got you bro

Best girl.
Best friend.
Best wife.

In-game? Irelia's octopus hair. Hope they straighten it out for her VGU.

Kled is my queen, he's so beautiful and cute!

None would touch (you)

League of Legends is fun I guess.

Prove it was.
It literally stabilized the galaxy.
The Jedi order are a useless bunch of old men that never do anything. They've been like this since the literal Mandalorian wars, instead of doing ANYTHING to stabilize the situation, they sat on their asses and watched as system by system got decimated.
The worst thing the Galactic Empire did was introduce taxes and destroy people who would ruin the stability and peace it created.
Was it corrupt? Yes. But what isn't corrupt?
The fact is, the galaxy was the most peaceful when under the rule of the Galactic Empire.
Reminder that Palpatine knew about the Yuuzha Vong threat and part of the reason he created the Empire was to stop them, since he knew the Jedi order would just sit and watch as invaders burn the galaxy down, like the do every time.

a dead one

And she's ALL MINE!

Because you lack the brains to play jungle but are good mechanically.
>inb4 Jarvan isn't hard
I know but you need an actual brain to play jungle.

>triggered

Jinx and Sona.

Completely unrealistic, out-of-place anime shit. If their hairstyles were a realistic length then I wouldn't mind as much.

She's an old aristocratic lady, it fits her theme and style.

>mindbreaking the slut queen

how do you make someone who loves cocks love them even more

back the HECK! off

Ahri is already broken though. There's no fun in it.

t. roastie

Cait and Vi are a perfect couple and lovers

If I was a League girl I'd give you a lot more than a pity fuck. I'd cuddle you in bed after and hold your hands in mine. The next morning I'd make you coffee and eggs and bring them to you in bed before sending you on your way with a gentle kiss on the cheek

It'd be fine if her hair didn't constantly look windswept. It's fine in her splash because she's in motion, it's supposed to look like that.

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Ahri is a tease. There's nothing more fun than robbing someone, who thinks they're in control, of power.

Pretty sure Ahri was... less than cooperative at first when she wasn't being the top after getting ganged up on.

i thought it was jinx

i had irelia in mind but that works too

>Can't stop fapping to Jinx

help

Hi /lolg/, i have never mained neither a role, nor a champion, but now i feel like settling down. What are some champions that i might be interested in maining that
>can get decent results even in the first games
>gives a feeling of accomplishment when learning new combos etc.
>isn't boring to play during laning
>is preferably melee
>is preferably AD
I'm willing to try anything.
What do you guys main and why? Try to sell me on your main.

I see Ganessa learned to chill it with the fucking oil

still a shit artist

I wanna CUDDLE and PROTECT Lulu!

It's pentakill sona

>long hair is a problem
>shit like Dawnbringer Riven, Vi, Eve, and Janna is ok though

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Let's do this again

Have you tried looking at actual women?

Just give in and join the jinxfag army

>Irelia's octopus hair
Now I need a drawfag to make an image of Irelia having a octopus on her hair.

>Get out-lored and out-logiced
>T-TriggereREEd l-lmoa!
Forgot it's NA hours.

I don't understand why people like Vi's design so much because they went fucking overboard with asymmetry.

Rolling for someone fertile.

Post maps! Post lore! Post map lore!

Unironically Yasuo

League is pretty based sometimes

>normals

Fuck off, nobody cares.

rolling

@ all ADCs; is asking what support you want annoying

Nice

familiar only thing I have motivation to do is masturbate so rollin

Slutty trap champion when?

>the only thing separating Demacia and Noxus is a fucking river
How is that war not over already

roll

Is Caitlyn fertile?

except for the first Riven gives you all of those, but you'll be kind of a pariah (but in my experience people are often surprised when Rivens are nice)

Zed also comes to mind

unironically most of the "cancer mains" fall into these traits

>The worst thing the Galactic Empire did was introduce taxes and destroy people who would ruin the stability and peace it created.

Not that user, but didn't they... I don't know, create weapons of massive intergalactic and interplanetary destruction, tried to erase history (like the Jedi) to promote their propaganda and wipe out numerous planets and alien races, as well as enslaving others for their personal benefit?

That's a bit more corrupt then just 'destroying' rebel groups of people. It doesn't help that the ruler of the empire was a sith, either.

Granted you're right about the jedi order being a complacent waste of space, but the empire was equally shitty for opposing reasons: too controlling, too strict; too violent and oppressive.

I could deal with her hair if she just had short hair. Hell I could even take the shaved head side. I can't deal with the fucking rat-tail dreads she has hanging off the back.

roll

ADC main here. I don't find it annoying but I find it stressful cause I have to try and decide and I feel bad if I make then play something they don't play. I'd rather my support pick who they feel comfortable with

Lulu is the cutest! THE CUTEST!

sure

Man without boxerpete I am just lost

trynd feels so garbage now

I'm not into chicks.

Yes but she fucks with Vi only

That river is home to Baron Nashor that both Noxians/Demacians steer clear of because Baron can wipe out entire platoons of soldiers with ease.

i seriously love this skin so much

it's funny because i missed the sale and was sad would have to end up buying it full price then suddenly i opened the quest chest and bang

user just look at Jinx's splash. Look at how fucking long her pigtails are.

They should look muddy and dirty as fuck because they would be dragging on the ground at all times.

Uhh, user?