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/sthg/ #1138 - WEAK Edition

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I liked all the human characters in Sonic X except for Chris

AAH CHAOS SAVE ME SONIC

W E A K

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SONIC TEAM

MAKE A GOOD FUCKING SONIC GAME

YOU FUCKS

IT CANNOT BE THAT HARD

DO IT

Does anyone have that picture of Infinite using his mask to squeeze orange juice please?

Center mouths look better in-game.

Is BuddyxWeak canon?

They really do. Though they look kinda shitty in Boom, especially Amy's muppet ass mouth.

Please continue posting those images of sad Sonic from Sonic Adventure

No. Infinite killed Buddy's squad and tried to kill him. He never learned anything and never felt bad about his actions.

what did they spend 4 years doing?

what someone ELSE tried to make a new Sonic game?

someone unexpected that hasn't tried it yet!

Listening to Bing Bing Wahoo hentai.

MAKING A SHITTY GAME

WITH SHITTY FAT SONIC

AND TEMPLE RUN LEVELS

AND BAD MUSIC

What if Nintendo made it?

seriously

The Splatoon team should make a Sonic

this stupid shit

Little to no actual plot.
Maybe 1 new character.

i thought that was developed by Sonic Team and Dimps

real question is what formula would it be? Boost? Adventure? 2.5D Classic Generations with polished physics? no matter what they pick, nintendo would it well and with style if Odyssey is anything to go by

The roll move in Odyssey triggers me. Same with 8 bit mario running up curved walls. Just make a fucking Sonic game Nintendo, and sell it to Sega.

Yeah, while Sonic Team's mouth was firmly latched onto Nintendo's peen

Triggered me too, I really hope the next mainline Sonic game is decent, the fact that we waited 4 years for a mediocre pile of trash and that Nintendo had better Sonic physics in a Mario game triggers me quite a lot

What SHOULD a Sonic game made by Nintendo be like?

/sthg/, what do you think the next mainline Sonic game will be like? I feel like from here, the series could go anywhere.

2D gameplay with 3D graphics, Classic Sonic is the only playable character, uses the Forces engine with roughly the same physics and controls, and there are Wisps.

Sonic Team will always learn the wrong lesson from a failure, without exception.

Shelved because they already have Mario, just like how F-Zero is shelved because they have Mario Kart or how Advanced Wars is shelved because they have Waifu Emblem.

underwhelming and mediocre but everyone will act like it's hot fucking garbage because of course they will

This is distressingly probable.

It'll be Forces 2+ whatever new gay luigi feature they can think of.

I want an open world Sonic game. just be free to run and do cool Sonic stuff.

Nice fanbase, Sonicbabs

Being mediocre is even worse than being hot garbage the way I see it. At least people still talk about 06 and Shadow. Who the fuck talks about Lost World?

STOP BEING SO SUCCESSFUL YOU PRICK

But Shadow wasn't total garbage. It was mediocre like Heroes or Unleashed.

The gameplay, maybe, but the story was hilariously terrible. The controls were almost as bad as 06 as well.

Also I think Heroes is as good if not better than SA2. No I'm not baiting, why does everyone hate that game

A spinoff starring a character other than Sonic. If there's one constant to Nintendo's first-party games it's that they're allergic to go too fast. A Nintendo-developed Sonic game would be bad, but a Nintendo-developed Tails or Knuckles or Shadow or Eggman game could be good.

The fact that Sonic and Mega Man are actually good friends and know each other in some sort of official media (Archie Sonic) is very cute, heartwarming and assuring.

I like to think game Sonic knows of Mega Man's existence too.

Is the Mario fanbase still splitting? I haven't heard much of that since Odyssey.

>I like to think game Sonic knows of Mega Man's existence too.
Of course he does, how do you think Game!Sonic stays happy? It does him good to know there's many franchises out there doing worse than his

since we're talking about other developers making a sonic game

how would pic related tackle it?

yeah, the kirby guys

Anyone has that pic of really angry OVA Sonic with red overlay?

S3K HD WHEN, SEGA?

Sonic Colors, but you can store Wisps and mix up their powers.

>how would pic related tackle it?

Green Hill gets whored out the same way Wispy Woods is, so nothing changes.

this. being mediocre is ridiculous at this point in the franchise. I would've preferred another 06 or Shadow over loads of two minute stages that end before I can get close to having fun. the avatar/oc creator is the only noteworthy thing to come out of forces

At least Whispy changes all the time

they're experts at having you play as an invincible unstoppable being and making it fun, i'd trust them

they could also just make a puzzle game too

This. How came us Mariofriends are so civilized and are Chads while Sonicbabs have to stick with a puny r*t?

Nice BREAKFAST CEREAL that was RUINED by SCALPERS, MARIO

Nice nonexistent Cereal, Sonic!

yours might as well be nonexistent at this point, Mario. It's not like your fans actually got to have any of it

Best ship is here. Inferior ships need not apply past this point.

Stop the bullying

Sonic actually did have a cereal in the Middle East.

>A mediocre game is worse than Sonic having another Sonic 06-tier disaster
Sonic barely fucking survived 06 & that game alone did more damage to Sonic's reputation & how SEGA approaches the franchise than any mediocre game could've. I'm not gonna sit here & act like Forces was flawless, but to act like we would've been better off with another major disaster is absolutely absurd.

Yes, Sonic is a 25 year old franchise & yes, it would be nice if the games weren't so hit & miss. But guess what? Just 6-7 years ago, this franchise had 2 successful titles in Sonic Colors & Sonic Generations (& despite what some might think of Boost, those games did very well) & they just had a hit this year with Sonic Mania.

Sonic hell let's be honest, SEGA itself has always had its ups & downs. I don't like it (although I'm not gonna sit here & suck Nintendo's dick just because they got off their asses & made a great Mario game for the first time since 2012), but it's the way things are. This series will bounce back like it always has & life will go on. Calm your autism.

I like Sonic and Shadow. One hedgehog per world and one main three character team per world too is neat, not even memeing.

Different kinds of furries. Marios are the types to casually wear fursuits and are just normal otherwise. Sonics draw furry porn and worry about other people's opinions of said porn and get nothing done because /sthg/ must live.

>chocolate flavored
>not real chocolate
>generic spheres
>not rings
>not shaped like Sonic's head
>they're not anything Sonic related
WOWWWWWWW GOOD JOB SEGA

NOT

Mania 2 starring classic Sonic and guest starring modern Sonic.

Someone has Infinite lyrics?

you sound upset

>No I'm not baiting
Stop being so obvious with your bait. We get it, you hate Heroes.

Shut up, fat rat

>absurd to want another 06
A trainwreck is at least entertaining which is something forces fails to do

S3K doesn't exist, theonly classic games are 1, 2, and CD.

Sonic was never good

>in the Middle East.
So it was Pop Rocks: the cereal?

>abloo bloo bloo
calm your autism

let's try to stay optimistic shall we?

>Calm your autism.
Where do you think you are?

>bwaaa im not weakkkk
For about 4 minutes

So many ways you can try to forget
So many ways you find
You wake up to regret

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I am. I still would've preferred another 06 to Forces

>song from a non-canon game

>A trainwreck would've at least been entertaining.
With this fanbase, it's always hilarious in hindsight. I still remember when people were in denial for months that Sonic 06 was as bad as it was after waiting for 2 years for that game. I doubt Sonic fans would've handled it well if Forces turned out to be another 06 after 4 years of waiting.

In all honesty, I don't have much to be negative about when it comes to Sonic itself. Mania was a smash hit, the comic license is out from Archie's stupidity, their most recent TV show had a very solid season/series finale, the fangames are getting better & better in quality. As for the 3D games it remains to be seen, but it all comes down to who'd be apart of Sonic Team for the next title. The Hedgehog Engine 2 is finished, so the next game won't be too far off. To tell the truth, Sonic is in a better position now than it was 10 years ago.

>everything I don't like is a non-canon game

Freedom will be waiting when the Sonic series dies

cleanse yourself

I'm surprised they used Rouge on the box instead of literally anyone else

Black Knight is unironically one of my favorite games. I can't actually fathom why people hate it.

you're not allowed to like anything that's not a classic game or boost

Because Sonic has a sword.

The controls kills it for me. It has a solid soundtrack, nice story & I'm indifferent to the sword. It's a game where I liked everything but the actual gameplay, honestly.

This is a good point. But damn,
some Sonic fans need to cheer up

>you're not allowed to like anything

Fixed.

>everything that I don't like is wrong and needs to be corrected

no

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Everything will be okay.

They used the playable SA2 cast, it's the most highly regarded 3D Sonic.

>everything that I don't like is wrong and needs to be deleted

Fixed.

I actually want Infinite to show up without his mask again. Asshole jackal who gets his ass handed to him because of his ego is something I like

It isn't canon, Sonic has a sword, the setting is boring, the characters are boring, the story is boring, on rail controls, it's a sequel to a terrible game no one bought, it's a pointless side adventure that added nothing to the series, it's a nothing game that you pick up once and maybe get partway through before selling it to EggStop for $3.

Which iPad app is this?

>it's the only regarded 3D Sonic.
ftfy

Excuse me but it's not an iPad. It's called the Miles Electric. iPads don't exist in Sonic games. Please get it right next time.

>super tails doesn't have his flickies in Mania
What's even the fucking point

Shut up sparky.

Mania was a lazy and rushed game made for memes and 'member?fags.

Define Sonic and Amy's relationship.