/owg/ - Overwatch General

I want to marry her.

>can't read
>can't see
>still mad about being denied his precious (you)'s
>is in horrible (you) debt at this point
>confers more (you)'s
>begs me to step down from the all-powerful and mighty throne of (you) that they themselves have placed me

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Quick, /owg/! Post your crosshair and main!
Reinhardt

>blizzard balancing

This but with gasoline instead of water.

Blizzard balancing would be lighting a bigger fire next to the currently burning fire.

>needing a crosshair

>using the same crosshair for every hero

I main Bastion

>There's a fuckton art of shipping her with rat for some reason though.

Are you new to the OW community? Junkrat and Mei is a pretty popular pairing. All because of their 2 interactions in game.

I meant post your crosshair for your main, but feel free to post all 26 different crosshairs.

D.va

>Roadhog is 48
>Junkrat is 25
>Roadhog is old enough to be Junkrat's father.

Why didn't Orisa catch on, bros?

You didn't realize that it's the point?

I main her. AMA

Does the police dva skin appear in lootboxes? Thought I remember reading somewhere that the HotS skins were made buy only.

She was from nowhere, a weird design to look at first and for me personally, a really hard to believe story of her creation, even with a grant and super genius, an 11 year old created her? An 11 year old that also came from nowhere and we haven't been given a reason to care about her?

Yes but its still a ship that doesn't make much sense.

>tfw event succs and waiting for next Bloo skin

Not sure if they drop, but you can buy them with coins at least
Spitting in the face of all the people that grinded that fucking MOBA for hours just to get it

Yes, it appears in lootboxes now. They made them obtainable normally after like, a month. Made my friends super salty because they fucking hated having to play HotS.

>She was from nowhere

Just like Ana, Sombra, and Moira. The only established character in the newcomers is Doomfist.

>a really hard to believe story of her creation, even with a grant and super genius, an 11 year old created her? An 11 year old that also came from nowhere and we haven't been given a reason to care about her?

All the other goofy shit in Overwatch and you fixate on a smart kid building a robot, something that's been in fiction for decades.

You're right, which is why I prefer Junkrat with Symmetra instead.

>Get out of the shade, solider! It's time to engage in some physical activity!

What do?

>Tracer's upper body is probably as big as Roadhog's dick

Would Tracer die if the two of them fugg?

Does roadhog have a corkscrew dick like a real pig?
Side effect of radiation perhaps

>Junkrat and Mei is a pretty popular pairing.
Ehhhh...

I mean, there is a lot of fanart for it

it would be extremely painful

Google is fueling the fire.

>just because they aren't together
ouch lol

>WidowTracer that low
>McHanzo the highest

Too many gays on the internet

is this a legit tweet? jesus

You know what ship doesnt make sense? McHanzo. And yet, it's one of the most popular pairings for some reason.

>mchanzo
These people are in your games
They may even be on your team

Because Tumblr is fucking stupid, full of stupid and delusional people.

She looks like she can take it

It's an east vs west and laid back vs uptight thing. McGenji's been gaining popularity though because they actually worked together.

>search Google Twitter in Google search
>it's real

Haha what the fuck

Whoever wrote that tweet doesn't like one of the ships.

>Pick Dva
>Team picks 4 dps and a healer
>Fuck it
>Pick Torb on attack
>Payload goes nowhere
>Get gold elims
>Decide to only use hammer half way through round
>Still silver elims
Fuck bronze

That's mostly the reason why I like Junkrat/Symmetra. He's chaotic and she's all about order. A lot of people think the pairing makes no sense, but I just point out McHanzo's popularity for being the same thing.

>not just sticking with dva or going hog
>you deserve to be in bronze

did you report yourself for griefing afterwards?

McHanzo is a shit pairing too. Shit doesn't negate shit.

Everyone thinks way too damn hard about shipping what are basically pieces of cardboard with each other. If Jeff is smart they'll pull a Tracer/Emily with everyone.

Attack his 'objective' of course.

No, if Jeff is smart he won't pair up anybody because giving people canon partners dampens the chance for shipping, and shipperfaggots are a huge part of the audience. A lot of Tracer porn fell off for instance after they made her a canon lesbian with a canon literally who partner.

Personally I don't care and I ship all the girls with Roadhog.

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How much range does Moira's bullshit have? It seems whenever I think I'm out of her range I'm wrong. It's like Symmetra as a sniper

>there's multiple widows and genjis in ffa

If Jeff was smart he wouldn't be memeing period and Overwatch as a whole wouldn't be the mess that it is now. Shipfaggots ship even if the canon is different from their headcanons. I mean fuck, you can look at pharah/mercy as an example.

HOW TO SAVE OVERWATCH:
HERO FIXES:
Mercy
>Valkyrie to 10-12 seconds
>res range is still 5m or whatever it is outside of valkyrie
Junkrat
>1 mine, 2 traps
Genji
>swift strike resets only if genji gets the final blow

COMPETITIVE
>Add competitive Deathmatch
Fixed this game.

>swift strike resets only if genji gets the final blow
ah yes thats what we need in this game, people complaining about killsteals

We just got rolled the round before and someone else was throwing as hanzo.
I carried us to the grave.

Fun time in the sunshine

>waifu simulator
>pulling a Tracer/Emily with everyone
Yeah nah.

>people still whining about other people shipping fictional characters

Who fucking cares, it doesn't affect you or the game in the slightest.

wait until gency is made canon and someone on the forums tries to rally mercy mains into not healing genji as a form of protest or something

>keeping rez in

Reaper loses wraith form and instead can into a moveable puddle to sneak behind people

Don't play as Genji so big deal, and all of them will be banned for being toxic.

how silly that would be to see

It has been like this since WoW, it's just turns
Next big changes in 6 months will make Mercy useless and some other support broken as shit etc

Are the forums the deepest circle of hell or something; I feel sick every time I look at it

Essentially a gelatinous reaper bean

>not a "TP behind enemy"

Make it so genji gets dash reset if it's the final blow OR if he does 60% or more of the damage to the target
Also fix his deflect hitbox, make it so you have to at least sort of aim dragonblade and can't hit people that aren't even on your screen, and make his hitbox less fucking retarded when he double jumps

>ulting winston can't damage deflecting genji

>genji deflects an ulting winston
>he now crushes his team

also make it so deflect doesn't block melee because that's fucking retarded
and make it so he can't dash out of reflect, but he can cancel deflect by pressing e again

Mercy new ability: flash
>reveal some skin and stun the enemy for 3 seconds

Mercy can no longer take damage from attacks
Instead, male heroes can now pin Mercy down and rape her, slowly draining her health

Dancing for more than 10 seconds debuffs the enemy team

Why can't sym just be deleted?

kys

when it gets to 0 is she forced to change teams

Yes, and then she can deepthroat her old teammates to drain their health

Moira's kind of hot huh

To make this less broken, the rapist on the other team must send the Mercy player a timestamped dick pic within 8 hours of the match or be banned.

>make mercy the medic
wtf i fixed overwatch

Yeah this would be awful, genjis complaining about killsteals and reporting people for killstealing.
Just remove the reset, he'd still be perfectly viable and still very strong without it

Tracer can now forcibly defile enemy females leaving them open

No, not unless you're an ugly retard with horrible taste

No

>britbongs up
>sexual posts
every time

Female on female rape is boring, so no
Unless Tracer has secretly had a dick this whole time

I'm american though