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Post chocobos.
Please.

I want to be an edgy Dark Knight tank's target for bullying.
I want him to push me down the steps of Ul'dah and tell me I look fat in my new glam.
I want him to meet up with me for a dungeon, bumping into me with his large, armor-clad body, making me fall down. I want to frantically apologize, exclaiming it was my fault.
Then he will help me, smile kindly, commend me for my healing, and say that he wants to meet up with me at a tavern later.
When he's manipluated me into trusting him with headpats and hugs, he'll pay for all sorts of races to bully me relentlessly, I want him to watch as the Elezen before him is degraded to nothing but a peasant.
Finally, he'll train me to become the whole city’s cumdump, taking it slowly but also breaking my mind agonizingly, and make sure I feel everything mentally and physically, until I'm nothing but a huge pool of pleasure.
He'll become my bestest friend, breaking me, and get me to enjoy it by making me delusional that every guy who fucks me is actually him, caringly pleasuring her with dicks of different sizes, as if she was having my first sexual experience repeatedly, screaming in pleasure as people fuck me even harder.
I want him to make me to completely fall in despair after finding out that pictures are being passed around of the fuck sessions.
Every time I get down to the business, I just keep convincing herself that he will stop loving me if he doesn't let people fuck me.
Then every once in a while, he'll invite me for an adventure together, across the plains, or forests. Every time he'll se me, I'll have at least one or two more hickeys, love bites and bruises all over my body. Nothing but a pathetic wormelf, now filled with nothing but endless lust for sex.

That lvl65 red mage quest boss fight gave me more trouble than it should've

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>it's another tank loses hate at kugane castle and you have to kill a mob yourself episode again

I feel so fucking bad for your boyfriend holy shit.

I'll kick the shit out of you without any of the lewd shit pro bono.

he’s a sadist tho
you’re the bestest!

I have never seen a Duskwight Elezen in the entire time I've been playing this game.

I miss the elf posters that had good taste.

my first character and my balmung alt are duskwight. i didn't even know until sometime last year that it was duskie

Have a sad alt I never play.

I miss Meria

Aether, anyone wanna do raid roulette? pass is 0000

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WE NEED A NEW THREAD
THIS ONE IS TAINTED

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you're weird as hell

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Meria...

Is MNK still bad? I havent played in two years. What are the meta Dps classes right now?

For those who asked for more in the last thread.

Keep bullying Dark Saber

There is literally no such thing as a bad DRK player, they are all the best.

You people pushed all the good ones away, and then let a corrupt one take over.

Waanna try getting tied up and getting your feet tickled until you're begging for mercy?

You're going to regret this...

Poyo is PURE!

On your knees tankslut.

Tanks are not sluts, and dark knights are ultra not sluts, fool.

DRK tanksluts need to find some way into a good group. PLD and WAR will always be above you, whore.

Perfection

e-even me?

you really love attention dont you

uf you got me

Who?

That sounds oddly cute.

Aww shucks.

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Do you only ERP? Or do you do other things?

buT WHERE ARE THE MEN?!?!

Other things?

You know, like charging crystals?

I've only been playing this since launch of SB, so this might be lost on me.

No, you're the best.

I'll warn you. When I start tickling I won't stop for long periods at a time.

Wow thanks! Im in love! I wish i could see them in game. Balmung pls open.

Masturbating together, rather than just ERP

Hello. The first and only heterosexual male to post here. Greetings homosexuals.

I want to make love with this elf...

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I'm heterosexual...I play a female cat

Hey.

I want to FUCK this catboy

Which FC would give you more options, you do realize sticking to dating one catboy would convince me to play the game.

I want to run into this catboy in a dark alley at night and get raped!

Hello.

This man has an oddly cute tumtum

flat...

ben...

I'm sorry..?

I'd not do that with people I barely know.

>tfw you will never EB this nerd and bully her without mercy for the rest of her life

The bath scene was horrifying.

is there a single normal person in this game and general? besides me? because i haven't found any yet and i've been looking

What do you mean by normal?

I'm normal

beepy stop

>her

Thanks.
I'm pretty normal.

Calling her a girl is part of the bullying.

this is not an actual man
im upset

Most of the rl girls are pretty normal

stargazan

im very normal

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I'm probably the most normie person in this thread.

what's more dps for one player. extended or enhanced balance?

Enhanced is better for burst classes.

I'm very normal. I just log in a for a couple hours a day and play video games then log off. That's normal, right? I'm pretty sure that's how most of the people play the game.

Around.

I'm.. rather confused!

To be normal you have to
>Be heterosexual
>Not be a virgin
>Be between ages 20-29 because lol playing video games beyond 29
>Have your FFXIV character be the same gender as you
>Don't watch anime
>Never ERP
>Never cyber
>Don't get into grown man drama
>Have a job and proper education
>Live by yourself or with girlfriend

Are you saying I'm both cute and a girl?

Why can't this just be like the Grown Man thing where I just need to get 5 to be normal

This applies to me perfectly

I qualify for most of those, actually.

7/10 RIP

Which ones.

who's old n' busted

who's new hotness

>never cyber
You've never actually been in a relationship or flirted with a fuckbuddy have you?
When away from eachother it's really common to textfuck/cyber and send nudes.
Not to justify supposedly straight men doing it together but citing it as not normal outs the person trying to make the point as wistfully ignorant.
Just sayin'

come back i'm sorry

>Be heterosexual
>Be between ages 20-29 because lol playing video games beyond 29
>Have your FFXIV character be the same gender as you
>Never cyber
>Don't get into grown man drama
>Have a job and proper education
>Live by yourself or with girlfriend

Honestly so am I. :)

cirina....

We're both.

what server are you on?

that poor cat

that cat is such a cutie, it's a shame they ended up with a weird fuck like makuta

Baldonger.

You rused me, user.