I want to be an edgy Dark Knight tank's target for bullying. I want him to push me down the steps of Ul'dah and tell me I look fat in my new glam. I want him to meet up with me for a dungeon, bumping into me with his large, armor-clad body, making me fall down. I want to frantically apologize, exclaiming it was my fault. Then he will help me, smile kindly, commend me for my healing, and say that he wants to meet up with me at a tavern later. When he's manipluated me into trusting him with headpats and hugs, he'll pay for all sorts of races to bully me relentlessly, I want him to watch as the Elezen before him is degraded to nothing but a peasant. Finally, he'll train me to become the whole city’s cumdump, taking it slowly but also breaking my mind agonizingly, and make sure I feel everything mentally and physically, until I'm nothing but a huge pool of pleasure. He'll become my bestest friend, breaking me, and get me to enjoy it by making me delusional that every guy who fucks me is actually him, caringly pleasuring her with dicks of different sizes, as if she was having my first sexual experience repeatedly, screaming in pleasure as people fuck me even harder. I want him to make me to completely fall in despair after finding out that pictures are being passed around of the fuck sessions. Every time I get down to the business, I just keep convincing herself that he will stop loving me if he doesn't let people fuck me. Then every once in a while, he'll invite me for an adventure together, across the plains, or forests. Every time he'll se me, I'll have at least one or two more hickeys, love bites and bruises all over my body. Nothing but a pathetic wormelf, now filled with nothing but endless lust for sex.
Joshua James
That lvl65 red mage quest boss fight gave me more trouble than it should've
Evan Jenkins
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Jacob Sanders
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Brandon Morgan
>it's another tank loses hate at kugane castle and you have to kill a mob yourself episode again
Josiah James
I feel so fucking bad for your boyfriend holy shit.
Jacob Russell
I'll kick the shit out of you without any of the lewd shit pro bono.
Andrew Martinez
he’s a sadist tho you’re the bestest!
Mason Butler
I have never seen a Duskwight Elezen in the entire time I've been playing this game.
Adrian Allen
I miss the elf posters that had good taste.
Ayden Flores
my first character and my balmung alt are duskwight. i didn't even know until sometime last year that it was duskie
Justin Bennett
Have a sad alt I never play.
Colton Anderson
I miss Meria
Tyler Taylor
Aether, anyone wanna do raid roulette? pass is 0000
Brayden Wilson
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Tyler Cruz
WE NEED A NEW THREAD THIS ONE IS TAINTED
Kayden Watson
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Oliver Gomez
you're weird as hell
Camden Fisher
...
Anthony Flores
Meria...
Aiden Wright
Is MNK still bad? I havent played in two years. What are the meta Dps classes right now?
Ryan Thomas
For those who asked for more in the last thread.
Jaxson Anderson
Keep bullying Dark Saber
Justin Morales
There is literally no such thing as a bad DRK player, they are all the best.
Justin King
You people pushed all the good ones away, and then let a corrupt one take over.
Dominic Gutierrez
Waanna try getting tied up and getting your feet tickled until you're begging for mercy?
Benjamin Hernandez
You're going to regret this...
Owen Robinson
Poyo is PURE!
Gabriel Young
On your knees tankslut.
Aaron Gomez
Tanks are not sluts, and dark knights are ultra not sluts, fool.
Charles Nguyen
DRK tanksluts need to find some way into a good group. PLD and WAR will always be above you, whore.
Oliver Carter
Perfection
Eli Miller
e-even me?
Liam Hernandez
you really love attention dont you
Carter Bell
uf you got me
David Martinez
Who?
Jason Ramirez
That sounds oddly cute.
Aww shucks.
Jace Foster
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Grayson Roberts
Do you only ERP? Or do you do other things?
Henry James
buT WHERE ARE THE MEN?!?!
William Reyes
Other things?
Sebastian Lee
You know, like charging crystals?
Grayson Campbell
I've only been playing this since launch of SB, so this might be lost on me.
Nathan Gomez
No, you're the best.
Jonathan Richardson
I'll warn you. When I start tickling I won't stop for long periods at a time.
Aiden Kelly
Wow thanks! Im in love! I wish i could see them in game. Balmung pls open.
Camden Perry
Masturbating together, rather than just ERP
Jason Evans
Hello. The first and only heterosexual male to post here. Greetings homosexuals.
Lincoln Roberts
I want to make love with this elf...
Mason Roberts
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Charles Lopez
I'm heterosexual...I play a female cat
Jackson Russell
Hey.
Mason Wood
I want to FUCK this catboy
Luke Rogers
Which FC would give you more options, you do realize sticking to dating one catboy would convince me to play the game.
Jonathan Thomas
I want to run into this catboy in a dark alley at night and get raped!
Samuel Jones
Hello.
Brody Reed
This man has an oddly cute tumtum
Nolan Jones
flat...
Carson Ramirez
ben...
Aaron Williams
I'm sorry..?
I'd not do that with people I barely know.
Dominic Rogers
>tfw you will never EB this nerd and bully her without mercy for the rest of her life
Sebastian Lopez
The bath scene was horrifying.
Juan Cox
is there a single normal person in this game and general? besides me? because i haven't found any yet and i've been looking
Matthew Edwards
What do you mean by normal?
Mason Robinson
I'm normal
Joseph Parker
beepy stop
Luke Peterson
>her
Alexander Diaz
Thanks. I'm pretty normal.
Jason Kelly
Calling her a girl is part of the bullying.
Nolan Murphy
this is not an actual man im upset
Parker Lewis
Most of the rl girls are pretty normal
Nicholas Walker
stargazan
Hunter Perez
im very normal
Nolan Adams
>
Evan Davis
I'm probably the most normie person in this thread.
John Hall
what's more dps for one player. extended or enhanced balance?
Michael Carter
Enhanced is better for burst classes.
Christian Watson
I'm very normal. I just log in a for a couple hours a day and play video games then log off. That's normal, right? I'm pretty sure that's how most of the people play the game.
Noah Richardson
Around.
Hunter Cooper
I'm.. rather confused!
Connor Gonzalez
To be normal you have to >Be heterosexual >Not be a virgin >Be between ages 20-29 because lol playing video games beyond 29 >Have your FFXIV character be the same gender as you >Don't watch anime >Never ERP >Never cyber >Don't get into grown man drama >Have a job and proper education >Live by yourself or with girlfriend
Leo Sanders
Are you saying I'm both cute and a girl?
Adrian Garcia
Why can't this just be like the Grown Man thing where I just need to get 5 to be normal
Ryder Howard
This applies to me perfectly
Brody Jackson
I qualify for most of those, actually.
Brandon Evans
7/10 RIP
Landon Perry
Which ones.
Ayden Collins
who's old n' busted
who's new hotness
Ryan Edwards
>never cyber You've never actually been in a relationship or flirted with a fuckbuddy have you? When away from eachother it's really common to textfuck/cyber and send nudes. Not to justify supposedly straight men doing it together but citing it as not normal outs the person trying to make the point as wistfully ignorant. Just sayin'
Lucas Fisher
come back i'm sorry
Camden Foster
>Be heterosexual >Be between ages 20-29 because lol playing video games beyond 29 >Have your FFXIV character be the same gender as you >Never cyber >Don't get into grown man drama >Have a job and proper education >Live by yourself or with girlfriend
Caleb Murphy
Honestly so am I. :)
Hunter Fisher
cirina....
Cameron Morales
We're both.
Aiden Ward
what server are you on?
Evan Clark
that poor cat
Oliver Johnson
that cat is such a cutie, it's a shame they ended up with a weird fuck like makuta