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>So what is this game? Touhou is a bullet hell game made by ZUN. Instead of ship or robots it features anime girls fighting youkai and such.
>Where should I start? The games until 5 were designed for the PC-98 platform, which would require an emulator. It's recommended you start either with the sixth (first Windows game) or the second game (as the first one isn't a bullet hell) and work your way up from there. Some games aren't your usual bullet hells but should be played anyway.
The others follow the basics of the bullet hell genre but usually add a game play twist. Once you're done with the main series you can move on to the fangames, of which some are of excellent quality.
>Where can I get the games? moriyashrine.org/ (For separate game downloading)
>Loli With Moe's style she could be a hag like Byakuren or Yukari, gotta base it off the sprite and subsequent games.
Ryder Stewart
>she's the Bottom Bitch Slave of the duo Can't wait for all those incest doujins with her and Shion as well as the inevitable selfcest doujins for Sumireko!
Aiden Nguyen
>Yukari turns into an Axolotl Pottery
Zachary Garcia
I NEED TO PLAY THIS GAME
Samuel Lewis
Gonna have to wait a few hours for a solid torrent.
Matthew Smith
Preferably with translation as well
Charles Howard
Would've been better if the rich girl had a dark aura and the poor girl a lighter one 2bh
Justin Gray
Translation is probably gonna take about a week or so. If you want to play it soon, it's gonna be in japanese.
David Wright
Poorfag-chan a cute. Much cuter than Rich Bitch.
Sebastian Gray
Hold still while I convert you
Carson Evans
I feel like I'm missing something here. Whatever joke is being made is going right over my head.
Connor Young
Axoltols are also known as "Mexican Walking Fish".
Logan Sullivan
Aren't they also a really, really old species?
Alexander Long
Is it really a border jumping joke or is it something else?
Chase Hall
Its probably more to do with how strange axolotl's are in general, coinciding with yukari's aura of mystery.
Hunter Russell
Axolotls are neotenic and are "young" for longer than their actual age suggests.
Like a young-looking hag
So she's
Gavin Reed
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> young-looking
John Reyes
>complaining about endings and their meme rule by ZUN >but this is ok Really makes me think.
Jason Perry
Unless ZUN openly states he cares, assume he's chill about it.
Zachary Foster
Are we dying?
Jackson Campbell
If we were, would you rather get carted off by Orin or reanimated by Seiga?
Aiden Gray
I want Seiga to pat my head and call me a good boy
David Garcia
I want Seiga to get stuck in a wall and fucked by several strangers
Leo Edwards
Too far user. Too fucking far.
Bentley Garcia
Yuuka is in the game, r-right?
Gavin Thompson
You can find her if you look under the trunk, Reimu's trunk that is.
Juan Murphy
I don't think I can lift Reimu's trunk all by myself
Hunter Robinson
Its fine, you begin with the tip, lift it little by little and then you get strong enough to lift everything
>game is called antinomy of common *flowers*, which are yuuka's motif >16 involves seasons, which yuuka is a master of >15.5 roster does a pretty swell job of representing every previous touhou era except pc-98 (which yuuka would be a perfect rep of) >FINAL BOSS THEME IS CALLED EGOISTIC FLOWERS I WAS WILLING TO BUY YOUR SHITTY GAME FOR ONCE TASOFRO BUT THIS IS THE LAST STRAW
Carson Scott
Yuukafags are almost as bad as Mimafags.
Is there something about PC-98 that inspires the worst kind of autism?
Ayden Jones
Dude, your fault for still not realizing you never get what you expect in Touhou. Yuuka is my favourite yet I never ever expected her to be in either of those games.
Juan Jackson
>frog
Stay mad
Isaiah Gutierrez
Nostalgia and Desperation mix together to make for quite the toxin.
They caught a glimmer or two of hope with Alice and Yuuka way back when, and now they've been spoiled into thinking they can get more.
Nathaniel Perez
Why does Mima's design always remind me of Betilla from the classic Rayman? There's something about her but I can't put my finger on it
Landon Powell
I don't see it.
Noah Flores
I NEED MY DOREMY NOW
Jaxon King
I can't believe Koishi is fucking dead.
Jace Martin
...
John Hill
I can already hear the "OHOHOHOHO" from the left one. I hate it.
Blue Mokou a CUTE. I wonder if she's gonna live at the shrine considering that her and Reimu are a perfect match.
Asher Reyes
That just sounds like a dog.
Josiah Green
>Poorfag-chan was actually the Hakurei God the entire time >This is why Reimu is so poor
Justin Anderson
Doesn't fit. The Go-Shintai is for Youkai Extermination.
Hunter Morales
Why are you so buttblasted about your favorite 2hu not being """""relevant""""" anymore? Are you saying you care about quantity than quality and that your 2hu won't be relevant forever in your heart?!
Jose Turner
82.119.21.45:10800 Trying to host EU
Matthew Roberts
I don't like the rich ojou-sama. I think I like the poorfag girl with the broken cup.
Remilia has lost her importance in the lore, so we need a new ojou for a new era.
Ayden Ward
What's their names?
Andrew Green
I don't think this new 2hu will be important for long.
Cooper Jenkins
>I don't think 2hu will be important for long.
Aaron Long
>Remilia has lost her importance in the lore And thank god for that. I get touhou 6 was most peoples first 2hu game but sometime you just gotta stop or you become as bad as ff7 kids.
Easton Flores
Shion is the poor one and the other isis Joon
Jackson Jackson
Press F to pay respects.
Jonathan Baker
Now Reimu's half the shrine maiden she used to be
Aaron Edwards
So, does that make Flandre Sephiroth?
Carter Watson
BEYBLAAAAAAADE Her last word animation looks so lazy though.
Connor Phillips
Why don't we have a torrent/dolphin porn yet reeeeeee
On one hand it hurts because Remilia is my waifu, but on the other hand I understand that she had more screentime than most other 2hus and shouldn't be in literally everything.
Christian Allen
Here's the most Remilia you're going to get nowadays
Asher Parker
That's Awesome, Chen!
Tyler Jones
Which one should I trust?
Eli Fisher
Flip a coin.
Jaxon Thomas
Is the richfag and poorfag still in development? She doesn't even have C normal attack.
Leo Clark
>Pastebin user gone a thread or two ago >New download links So who's going to take responsibility to add it to the pastebin? Which one of you wants to take the burden?
Jose Jackson
>Pastebin user gone a thread or two ago He was here last thread
Easton Hughes
He said he was leaving and then he came back ten minutes later because we told him not to
Adrian Flores
Yukari train crashing with no survivors just got even better.
Bentley Cox
The actual joke is that Axolotls are able to cuts limbs and regrow them without pain (Ala Yukari A+B)
Josiah Edwards
What is she feeling, /2hug/?
Jaxon Rivera
Should've stayed in soku.
Ryan Diaz
Good morning 2hug, well I'm pretty bummed out that the fangame crashed on the final boss, but there's this Tenshi hack and slash rpg that looks intresting, I'll try that out.
Wait who? I thought pastebinnanon left since the earliest threads? I don't recall him coming back in the new threads Are you talking about the fangames pastebin? Cause that's me, I don't think I can put AoCF if that's what you mean, but I can add it to the OP next thread, as I've made several changes to the OP before.
Henry Ward
Good morning everyone.
I want to play but my keyboard is loud and my neighbors complain about it.
How do you guys play touhou?
Laptop? Desktop? Do you use a controller?
Logan Jenkins
>my keyboard is loud How?
Landon Davis
A controller works pretty well user. If a keyboard is not an option
Sounds like a mechanical keyboard.
Daniel Parker
>my keyboard is loud and my neighbours complain about it Jesus how fucking loud is your keyboard? To answer the question, I play 2hu on my laptop and use my keyboard.
