/palg/ - Paladins General

maeve only likes cute girls

Terminus is still the best tank he doesn't need buffs and always gets top damage get good baddies

Also what fun new leggo/playstyle haven't I tried yet? I rec snipe damba if you haven't already.

Maeve only like cute girls and hate that she has to get fucked by males and even animals to buy food!

>>>/discord/
kill yourselves

lmao what's your problem

Maeve is friends with Mr. Johnson, Mr. White and many other kind older men.

> Vivian still locked
Those were the days

>Terminus is still the best tank
What's this? Did I just travel back to ob62? Holt pls.

Throwing pennies at Maeve while she has intercourse with dogs in front of the church in broad daylight!

Just because he doesn't have a 66.1% win rate now that it's 57.5% in ob64 does not mean he got over nerfed out of viability

T. thebettermeta.com/charts/individual_champion_performance/

>muh bettermeta

why the fuck can't i find a game in EU
been waiting for 6 mins and had to restart the queue

he he wr

>has a 57% winrate when the average player is an unga bunga retard that can't aim and stands still when fighting

>bk wr went down instead of up
Buff when?

>1k bomb soon

post china streams faggot

?

Stats only matter when they comfort my opinions.

They matter period, that's how facts work.

t.krett

this, where can we watch China streams?

I really wish that instead of dumming down the champs, they'd just add legendaries that made them easier to play but statistically worse.
So new players can play any champ they want on easy mode and it wont affect more experienced players because these cards would basically make the champs worse in the hands of a skilled player.

that's what impulse did and exaction/incitement was nerfed anyway.

douyu.com/directory/game/qhyx

they do do that sometimes, like Accelerant on Bomb King or Architectronics on Barik.

They still end up fucking something up because they're a bunch of monkies.

more relevant stat thebettermeta.com/charts/champion_winrate_by_skill/

Does American Freedom actually sell in China?

Does Hollywood movies actually sell in China?

man, the chinese font really make the game looks like some cheap mobile game
UI redesign when?

>china has direct purchase while we don't
And you guys keep blaming based chink instead of Erez.

they do?

WTF! I love communism now.

Yeah they can buy pumpking directly.

>20 bucks for a gun

I will not be detered by those stubbornly insisting in difusing falsitites.
My incessant love for her cannot be deviated. She is what I picture perfection to be, and will continue to love her forever.

ded game, bread should be dead as well

Do we know how their price work?

starting to think Paladins is overall a better game in China after hearing this

I don't believe you,, china is the lootcrate capital of the world

Where can I get a Maeve body pillow?

Reminder that unbound will become the focus of the game and there's nothing you can do about it.

Fake news

let me live in denial for a bit longer

This is why we Exodus will be the better game, at least it will have an intelligent community.

everyone must be a high level c.u.c.k. to play unbound even when you didn't stop whining about it

>Paladins players aren't subhuma-

>make the majority of modes unbound
>make all bot modes unbound (without even mentioning this)
>all new players are also forced to play this unbound siege mode
>make classic siege boring and underwhelming by design
Wow, I can't believe the main mode that is literally plastered onto 3 different areas has more than the "classic" mode!

>introduce new game mode
>90% of the patch is this new game mode
>"OH WOW EVERYONE IS PLAYING THIS NEW MODE, IT MUST BE THE BEST THING EVER!"

Not to mention that quests only work in unbound and onslaught is still locked to unbound only.

most people don't even read the patch notes, especially not when it's a giant weall-text that has multiple iteration updates. None of my friends still hardly understand what cards unbound even is.

didn't they do a """""hotfix"""""?

>people don't understand unbound is retarded
the majority of the palyerbase in a nutshell

lmfao everybody else isn't fucking playing paladins that's why

Pro games will be played in the crippled and shitty balanced bound mode. The mode that killed several champs. The game will die faster because of this.

Reminder that melee shouldn't exist

Ter is already dead, stop bullying him.

Reminder that Androxus right click is melee

Andro is trash too.

I said it when he came out and I will always say it until he's reworked or removed.
That shouldn't exist either but it's not as bad as someone who is 90% melee. And let's be honest, it looks exactly revolver guy from Overrated.

talus has huge benis

Remember when Torvald had a tickle beam?
I remember.
Friendly reminder that his rework is the result of casual shitters whining because his weapon didn't go pew pew and literally did not understand how it worked at all.

Remember when flanks actually had mobility skills that outclassed that of damage champs and weren't just damage champs with less range?

Yeah, autoaim is the epitome of skill.

Remember when Torvald was boring and shit?
I remember.

Torvald reword was ok, they should've kept his shield succ though.

Remember when having even one flank was actually detrimental to your team ?

Remember when flanks were fucked in the ass by tanks meta?

>get on someon's face
>press F and RB
>receive free kill
Inara needs the Torvald's treatment.

talus is a trap

Tank meta >>>> flank meta

>still playing paladong

are you dumb?

I'm just waiting for Exodus to drop, it's going to be sooo good.

>Chinese Paladinds doesn't have Unbound
>thinking about installing Chinese Paladins
what have they done to me

what makes you think it will be?

>wanting chinese malware in your computer

seems like a knee-jerk reaction due to OB64 made by literally whos

malware?

I miss succ papi and the tickle beam

Project Exodus has top tier waifus.

You already has a hirez malware in your computer genius.

>it's going to be sooo good.
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

imgur.com/a/xozv9

Remember when the game was balanced to where tanks were actually tanks and not just slightly beefier damage dealers and the key to taking down the tanks was to take out the healers/damage around them?

Me neither.

Old Torvald and Inara exist.

heartbreaker maeve when

The idea of an anthro bunny with human hair is really shitty to me, and that looks like a map and weapon mod for Gmod. I'll give this game the benefit of the doubt since it's obviously very early development, but with those character designs, I already don't have much enthusiasm for it.

At least the animals Paladins chose for their fur/scale faggotry were ones that looked cool.

compare that with indev paladongs youtube.com/watch?v=SIlEBSk1KU8

>stop playing for a few months
>start hearing rustles about ob64
>open up the subreddit
>mfw

knowing nothing about the patch I bet they did this on purpose because they're planning to move on to another game

what doesn't look like that in early development?

i uninstall paladins and i install it again in a few hours