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/srg/ - speedrunning general
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LMAO
Post charts!
Doughnut post monkeys or squids!
>speedrunning
>ion knows how to operate MS Paint
oh fuck he's getting smarter
The last time this was posted, there was a somewhat mixed response. I have made a few adjustments based on feedback, so hopefully this revision is more agreeable.
>An image of the final frame with the exact time of 52:15.00 when the other retime had frames to spare and showed the starting frame
You’d have to be a complete retard to believe this. The freak obviously goes to insane lengths to keep pushing his agenda but the fact that so many of you eat it up without a second thought is almost as worrying.
52:14.27
Low 52.
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It was the wrong starting frame. The correct starting frame is the last blue frame. Read the retime guide. I also compared with a framecounted time on the leaderboard and the length from start of timing to the Super Mario logo appearing matched.
Final Fantasy needs to be in the 1 tier.
Ape Escape 2 and Super Monkey Ball 2 needs to be in the 100 tier (they’re both a lot more technical than many games in that tier)
FFX should be 80-89.
Glover should be 90-99.
Yoshi's Island and Super Metroid should be 100-119.
Megaman X3 should be 90-99.
Link me the video and I'll analyze it.
where's my nigga hotline miami
lmao the obsessed freak-obsessed freak didn't even read the guide.
twitc
h.tv/videos/161737208
No, it wasn't.
Read: Depending on capture card, when the console is off it’ll either show blue or black. If the screen is blue, this is what the first frame of the run will look like. If the screen is black, the first frame will be a flash.
>If the screen is blue, this is what the first frame will look like
Along with the image of the black frame.
docs.google.com
Read the retime guide.
>If you click the arrow that selects all the previous frames (the far right arrow), right click and delete selection range, it will have the last blue frame as frame 1 (0 on timer).
>If you click ahead 1 frame, it should be the black or flash screen.
>If the screen is blue, this is what the first frame of the run will look like.
Yes, which means you crop to the frame before the first frame, so on frame 1 the screen is black.
But even if it was 1 frame off, it would still be a 52:14.
no 2d game should be higher than 100. they only require 2/3rds of the skill of a 3d game.
imagine being squid and stumbling across this
>implying his eyes aren't glued to the thread.
>so on frame 1 the screen is black
from the guide:
>it will have the last blue frame as frame 1 (0 on timer)
theres nothing to suggest any oldbois come here apart from grav blogging
and squid talking about himself here every day lmao
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thats literally you posting about him so
ok ion
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>ion invented monkeys
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lmfao
LOL
ok ion
Runs don’t just fall into your lap after practice. This is a common misconception that low level runners such as WooferZFG and yourself fall for. When your time is highly optimized, it becomes a game of attempts.
>mid 52
>highly optimized
LMAO
>When your time is highly optimized, it becomes a game of attempts.
Said the grindmonkey who has literally never attempted practicing at a 1:1 ratio to runs but thinks doing so would be useless based on his no experience in doing so.
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The irony here is that the freak is the one autistically screeching in the thread for over 4 years.
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midx52
>he actually made a webm
ion sometimes you're so easy it hurts physically
you are still doing it wrong lol
god DAMN
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What game do you run?
what the heck is this
LMAO
someone putting in a ridiculous amount of effort to prove they dont know how to retime
ion doesn't know how to operate a computer
How so? I follow the timing method given in the guide precisely. It's not my fault that it lines up with exactly 52:15.000. It's a Christmas miracle!
>I follow the timing method given in the guide precisely.
ion do you not know how to read? be honest
midx52
>thought i was fast in GTA SA
>pb so far is 2:24 in an Infernus with dirt tires and nitro on A/Wu Zi Mu(Badlands A) but with some obvious mistakes, could probably do 2:20 or 2:15 if I drove perfectly
>record is 2:06 in a Bullet with nitro and road tires
>following records are in stock Buffalos
how
literally how
The first frame (time=0:00.00) is the last blue frame.
The frame after is the first black frame.
The ending frame is the first frame with the dust appearing after collecting the star.
Which of those do you take issue with?
midx52
i always thought you were retarded, but this is a new one, even for you
>waah waah I have a mid 52.
You have a mid 52.
>waah waah i, ion, am retarded
you, ion, are retarded
I wish. I'm just a stream monster with a 1:08 on emulator
list of people who are the obsessed freak:
squid
headcrab
zastbat
list of people who aren't the obsessed freak:
ion
everyone else
ok ion
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>list of people who are the obsessed freak:
>literally everyone
the only post in this thread so far that isnt sperging about mario vod analysis is
Does anyone else fantasize about sex with Kazooiegirl?
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Wait, what happened to the oishinbo run on the gookmarathon?
What's going on?
Ion doesn't know how computers work. So, business as usual.
someone spliced squid's run to a 52:14 but another based user proved that it's exactly 52:15.
Why?
Because people disagree on whether or not Squid has a mid 52 or a low 52.
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this is amazing
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>*stares at the floor*
>just finished my first ever continuous noncheating speedrun
>only 45 minutes slower than the leading time
are we a real general now that there is a speed running category on twitch
uh
no
with his looks and superior intelligence he should be a billionaire by now, what's stopping him
>purple headed geoff talking about college football
damn, three mercykills in a row on rta in japan
do they force them to seppuku or can they get away with just cutting off a finger?
stop
they get free money for a vacation in america
why is savewarping considered a "major glitch"?
"no major glitches" is basically just a name for "this is the category with rules designed specifically for good competition".
you should know this by now.
>werster uncucks himself
>now professional speedrunner
>streams everyday
werster is back friends
remember the video of him screeching at his mom for trying to hook his brother up with his girlfriend?
those were the days.
The God Gamer Stigma
>You are permanently banned from talking in stivitybobo.
man you know i think streamers see me in other chats then ban me in theirs t b h
also it would be real nice to be able to see a list of every chat you're banned in
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you should be banned from every chat headcrab
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