/ink/ - Splatoon General

Probably shouldn't expect an unbiased opinion in the Splatoon thread, but should I get this or Mario Kart for a switch multiplayer game? I played both on the Wii U if that matters.

Post cute woomy and yebby feet!

How do you suppose the Undercover will play in each ranked mode?

Buy Splatoon 2 but stay away from /ink/

If you could marry a weapon what weapon would it be?

If you often have friends over to entertain, get MK. Otherwise, splat

but feetposting is bad

No local multiplayer for Splatoon. Only online.

>If you have friends
>get MK
splatoon it is then

Who's the cutest gay /ink/er? Would you ink with them?

clash blaster

It's good in Blitz, alright in Zones, great for Tower, and good in Rainmaker

splatoonwiki.org/wiki/The_Shoal

kier

and hell yeah I would

Who are our choices besides Kier, Dot, Kagey, and Decade?
probably kier desu

N-zap 85 because she's perfect like her twin sister.

Bamboozler!

thanks for the feet user

Which did you enjoy more on the WiiU? MK8 is still pretty much the same, except there's a couple new kart parts. Splatoon 2 has more new stuff though.
I have both and enjoy playing both, so I can't really say for certain.

I SAID IM NOT GAAAAAAY

For me, it's inkbrush - speedy, sneaky, and with a wicked sense of flanking

you're welcome but remember it's bad!!

>"Blasters are skillful!" he shouts
>"You have to aim!" he screams as he gets a 2 shot kill on an enemy he couldn't see via splash damage
>"They require good positioning!" he yells, shooting blindly into chokepoints and getting multikills
>"They aren't overpowered...." he murmurs between spoonfuls of Elmer's glue

New, fun battle mode in MK too

No GOOD local play

what if when your woomy slept she completely liquefied her entire body

come back to bed your side is getting cold honey

Simon.

lol imagine being this guy

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The best way to play the game is locally.

>blastercuck
>faggot circlejerking discordfag
checks out

im getting a switch soon! i'm beyond excited.
post squids for me to draw

Oh didn't know that. I don't play the battle mode much.

ok

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>creating autistic greentext stories just to whine about the newest weapon that killed you
Sorry pal, they're not OP. You're just being a little bitch. And before you accuse me, no, I don't play blasters

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Here is a squid for you to draw.

I hope you have fun with Splatoon 2 user!

How many times did you get killed by a blaster in the round you just finished?

i hope u enjoy the game user! be sure to share your friend code when u get it

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sorry for having friends i guess? it's not my fault i'm bad at the game and rely on a weapon people generally say is shitty to win games

have fun user! can't wait to play with you.

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY.

samefag

i want to get my woomy very sick and scold her for being weak and throwing up

>guaranteed_replies.txt
blaster mains just can't help but give you (You)s can they

>btw i dont use blasters, i swear
kek

I want to knock you the fuck out

Biker crossdressing!

I'm calling authorities right now

Blasterfags are always overly defensive because they know there is truth in what people are saying

BACK THE FUCK OFF??????

oh, fuck, I missed a post

>wanting camping triggershit back

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DELETE THIS IM TOO BAD TO USE OTHER WEAPONS

yea pencil eraser yeb sure

I need my speed dunks man

I miss squading with /ink/ during Triggerfish RM rotations ;.;

My squid's only gay when he's drunk outta his mind and you know it. And I know it. And everyone else knows it because they're the ones who came up with that idea.

Sorry, nope. My most used weapon is one of the worst, and I'm still not a whiny shitter like you

I took him off the pencil and put it into a champagne bottle, he sits on my desk now.

GAY! GAY! HOMO! GAY! GAY!

Does Biker drink and drive

>brushfag
you're just as bad

Sure why not

Tell me you want Mahi and Flounder instead, and you'll be my squigga

what if Biker woomy drinked and drived and crashed and he splatted and they couldn't put him together again because the alcohol in his body was stopping him from coming back together again and speedy saw it all and she was crying what would you do

don't draw him unless he's getting cucked please

>he complains about inkbrushes
Quite possibly the shitty shitter I've ever seen

>I use a bad weapon so my opinion is more valid then yours
It must feel really good using that splashdown crutch, btw

What do you do if your woomy sees me eating seafood?

they're ok i guess

I dont eat seafood except for my woomies salty cunny when she wants it

>crutchdown
>octocrutch
>calling other people bad
kek

Post proof

Stop bring up the Gyro incident of Christmas eve 2017

undercover brella meme lobby is up !
youtu.be/VbeSDvgnMtY

take your computer away so you can stop posting forever

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>since you're not the blaster I claimed you were, let me pivot to invalidate your opinion some other way
>"s-splashdown!"
It's not even that good. People overrate it because it is on the broken splattershot. But I wouldn't expect a whiny moron like you to realize that. And the fact that you're complaining about my special when I use one of the worst weapons is desperate and sad

He drinks, he also drives, but not both together. I'll leave it at that. Might be reckless but he's not stupid.

Salmon run when?

>damage control

Is this the so-called "alt-right" I have been hearing about?

>360p

does anyone wanna league with me? i finally have some time to spare

sorry :(

I don't think she'd like that user