/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

>Current Event
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>Upcoming Event
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>Patch 4.18
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/fb2cfeec68d0da7ae33b84f5c2eee0e39c815192

>Callback Campaign:
>na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/callback/

>Job Guide
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Previous thread:

Just unlocked bard, give me a quick rundown on how to play in 1-3 sentences.

Also where can I find songs to play using the performance actions?

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Keep up one song at all times, keep up dots, press things that light up.

Anyone have that image that shows you how to use an emote to hide behind a pillar and peek out from the side of it?

Post roe

be loyal to your eb

So crafters of the thread, what are your estimates on how much will 4.2 recipes take to actually finish?
I have dabbled somewhat in 2.5 star stuff but damn it seems like things are getting longer and longer

I want to bully this cat.

lizards only exist to bully

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Midlanders

assuming they don't unfuck 80 step flawless synth crafting, 10 minutes per craft
have fun

SCH is pretty fun. I don't think i've liked pressing so many buttons till now.

highlanders

I want to be an edgy Dark Knight tank's target for bullying.
I want him to push me down the steps of Ul'dah and tell me I look fat in my new glam.
I want him to meet up with me for a dungeon, bumping into me with his large, armor-clad body, making me fall down. I want to frantically apologize, exclaiming it was my fault.
Then he will help me, smile kindly, commend me for my healing, and say that he wants to meet up with me at a tavern later.
When he's manipluated me into trusting him with headpats and hugs, he'll pay for all sorts of races to bully me relentlessly, I want him to watch as the Elezen before him is degraded to nothing but a peasant.
Finally, he'll train me to become the whole city’s cumdump, taking it slowly but also breaking my mind agonizingly, and make sure I feel everything mentally and physically, until I'm nothing but a huge pool of pleasure.
He'll become my bestest friend, breaking me, and get me to enjoy it by making me delusional that every guy who fucks me is actually him, caringly pleasuring her with dicks of different sizes, as if she was having my first sexual experience repeatedly, screaming in pleasure as people fuck me even harder.
I want him to make me to completely fall in despair after finding out that pictures are being passed around of the fuck sessions.
Every time I get down to the business, I just keep convincing herself that he will stop loving me if he doesn't let people fuck me.
Then every once in a while, he'll invite me for an adventure together, across the plains, or forests. Every time he'll se me, I'll have at least one or two more hickeys, love bites and bruises all over my body. Nothing but a pathetic wormelf, now filled with nothing but endless lust for sex.

I've noticed just the other day how many buttons you have for SCH, especially if you're manually using all your fairy CDs like you should. Kind of silly compared to other classes.

It'll either go from 7 macros to 10 macros, or it'll just be a straight up easyboi fest like the 4.0 stuff was. If it gets "harder" (longer) than it currently is, I might just end my venture here.

sch is
>lustrate
>rouse + whispering dawn
>indom
>dps

nigger i ain't reading all that.

What's the best fit for an older male miqote: SAM, NIN or DRG?

Too late! janny already did for you...
This is false though, they exist to get petted and nice things like that!

SAM, and pretend to be Auron.

SAM or DRG
NINs are spritely

If you have fully melded your gear and use about 8k-10k starting quality you can make that shit with 2 macros 100% hq not a big deal imo.

>Posts only the top half of the head
>Uses stupid hair
>Deletes own posts
Is Mott memc@'s apprentice?

pls

>tfw no one will carry me like that

Bully you, that is.

if they are they do a shit job. memc@ is much more fun and interesting.

Mott plays Dragoon, so she's empowered by twelve years of memes.

WTB: QT maid gf

like the outfit

im starting to warm up to this meme

Thanks. They're going cheap on eBay because they expire tomorrow.

when will RDM get a buff like every other DPS class?

>7 macros
You don't even need this much control either. Of course doing a MaMa rotation to actually make yourself the gear for the first time is needed though.

Do you at least have someone to carry?

I'm pleased to hear that, user-sama.

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RDM is fine

Not that user but yeah. I just can't post the art because that's too embarrassing. I also didn't draw it so it's not as meaningful I guess

aww post, please?

tfw no tranny ogre gf

Damn I should grab one too
Does "Europe and Other Regions" mean any damn region?

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>wanna level DRG/BRD
>wanna level doing dungeons
>queue times 30 mins
>PoTD is pretty brain dead/unfun for leveling
>they nerfed squadrons
fucking christ what am i going to do, be a one job dps

>Blue shoes

alri elvis

eos is a little slut who needs to get her pussy destroyed by a big roe cock

wait till the new deep dungeon comes out and hope to god its not botched like everything else xiv's dev team does

No...

stop
me dick can only get so errect

cat

There are no bad students, only bad teachers.

They're not just any blue shoes, they're Blue Hi-top Trainers™. Please respek them.

4.2 when

>play dps
>if I fuck up, 90% of the time it's OK as long as I didn't die or take unnecessary damage
>play AST
>if I fuck up, 90% of the time it means a wipe or a party member dead
how do I stop from being so shit?

2-3 weeks

stripe?

Anything not Asia and NA I'm pretty sure. Europe and Other Regions is Australia for example.

i want to change my cat to midlander good idea?

Now I am upset.

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practice and memorization, that's all this game is

Kiss when are we going to play pubg together so you can carry me because I've literally never played?

Maybe someday.

no

I dunno, whenever you'd like I guess. I can't carry you though, I'm garbage and my mouse wrist has crumbled to dust.

level crafters while you wait

That's a quality blankpost. Great job.

agony

stop posting niggerc@

What's wrong?

thanks. i tried real hard

Quickest way to level up retainers?

Quick ventures every hour

By time: Quick Exploration every hour on the hour.
By coin: Highland Exploration

I hope so...

*openly mocks u during class*
nerdboy

Rest in peace goth gf, I guess i'll have to fill in for the next 3 days.

Why do people ask things like this without posting the before and after? Midlander is always the superior choice but maybe you did it horribly wrong.

let's see if you still call me a nerd with my dick in your mouth

>lei ari is now a niggermoon cat
why my love....

to drive away racists like you

why bother with useless trash?

his moonie is better than his suncat desu

mooncat > suncat
fact

You are what holds back society

>Eri is now a local goth gf
My dick can only get so erect.

True but
Superior white flawless human > Everything else >niggers

ugly

>mooncat > suncat
I think you typoed that arrow there user, I gotchu senpai
mooncat

>tfw will never be BLACKED by lei's moonie

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i want this but with a male aura or panther moonboy

>he actually believe this

>gay
>male aura

what the fuck is wrong with you?

yes we know you can stop samefagging now lei

be my bf

Absolutely in reverse there user.