Overwatch General - /owg/

It's above average, but not particularly impressive.

What's considered good?

masters

What % of players are there or higher?

14st for reaper is a pedophile

15th for junkrat has a vagina

i bet this was some sort of dick size contest and he lost
how screwed i am for thinking "damn i wanna suck and fuck all her tiny body and then attach her a ladyboy dick and fuck her again while it bounces like lucio between walls"

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user, those are shart stains.

What a weird workout

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>DRAGON DRAGON SHART THE DRAGON
youtube.com/watch?v=5pjqYSSQyA8

kek

>play Reaper constantly
>have to be told by fucking GENGA mains that he takes no skill
>get shit on by Tracer
>everybody does your job better than you
>I still keep going despite his kit being a shitty mess
>gets styled on by everyone so hard you have to bring your a game everytime
>Jeff Kaplan says it's fine
I want to get off this wild ride. Are there any other Reaper mains out there who know the feeling?

What's the best skin and why is it still Cruiser D.Va?

>Making her a roastie
yeah no

It bugs me how many D.va players use that skin. It makes me feel less special for using it too.

Hnnnnng, ahhhhh.... good morning /owg/!

she looks like a complete tart.

Korean girls dressing like tarts is absolute top tier.

>there are actual people in this general that somehow managed to be below Diamond

>He's below top 10 in asian servers
lmao

Shut up you nerds. I tried my best.

>He's not rank 1 on all 3 platforms and all the servers
stay bad LMAO

She's cute af. They should have modeled DVa after her.

>Mercy is some big lipped nasty nigger
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN

>Black Mercy

meh
didn't see anything past Pharah

I'm new to OW and i've been looking for a way to skip "play of the game". I think it's pointless admiring fucking degenerates who know how to press a button. It's just a continuation of Bastion,D.va and Junkrat every fucking time. The only one that interested me was when mercy got it for killing people instead of just hiding in a corner and healing

>click escape
>click the "leave game" button above "exit to desktop"

Why doesn't Tracer have more interesting skins?
Everyone else it seems has a couple really good ones that are different. Tracer has exposed belly and elf costume, and that's it.
It's mostly recolors.

This . As soon as it says Victory or Defeat you're free to leave and not get penalized.

Slipstream, Graffiti and T.Racer are god tier though. You want too much.

I forgot graffiti desu

Still, as the face of OW I'd think she'd get dope gold skins more than other heroes.

> Complains about the hero with the most skins, lots of which are not recolors
I didn't think T.racerfags could be so entitled

Blame people whining every single time she gets a new skin. She hasn't gotten shit for a while now.

>install PUBG
>join a game
>roam around
>see some guy from behind
>get close
>fire at him with akm
>almost every hit don't register, the rest deal almost no damage
>he turn around and one shot me with a fucking handgun
>quit
>uninstall

OW may have problems, but holy fuck other games are so much worse.

fucking when

> as the face of OW I'd think she'd get dope gold skins more than other heroes.

Overwatch is a game about heroes, it's not Tracer and friends. She doesn't deserve more.

>She hasn't gotten shit for a while now.
Good. That means the complaining worked.

I love sneaking up on tanks and fucking them up

I thought it was a game about shitposting

Never. They're making these to lure people into playing that shit game. The one game that isn't actually a Blizz gem.

Are-are you here for morning sex, Mei?

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Who would ina gun fight, Erron Black or McCree?

maybe...

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hot

T-Then let's cuddle up to stop the chill...

my wife

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Serious question, how do I get better at Hanzo once I get the hang of one-shotting from across the map?

My scatter game is weak, but I'm not sure if that's holding me back.

Stop roleplaying you fucking faggots

:(

it's the same guy replying to himself. just ignore.

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okay. sorry.

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>Being so intimidated by Doomfist you crop him out
>Not being the Doomfist and taking all the waifus you want

DELET THIS TALL AND MUSCULAR FUCK HOLY SHIT

user. Are you a.. manlet?

6ft5 but fat

6'8" even fatter, could probably cosplay roadhog at 75% accuracy

whoa that's tall!

>tfw scaring girl because you look like a mountain
>tfw afraid to lose weight because you're scared to look like a stick

Manlet have it easy.

>can one shot as Hanzo easily from cross map
>can't SCATTUH at all
is this satire?
Are we bizzaro OWG now?

see, if you were gay, you'd get mad dick and ass
especially if you cosplayed as roadhog

Jsut work out you fat slobs, it's not ahrd to manage your caloric intake if you wanna lsoe weight, if you lift big you don't even really have to change your diet much.

Girls don't like me because I player football
I didn't lose weight because I fucked up my diet and hurt my knee
I'm pretty sure I'd still scare faggots away

I'm serious. I fucked with my reticle according to some guide and now I can hit people pretty well on the first shot.
My scatter kill rate is definitely under 25% tho

>6'7 but I'm an awkward stickman
Hurts

Yeah you can only lose so much before your body gets used to it, lowest I ever was 247 back in 11th ggrade

>Yeah you can only lose so much before your body gets used to it
what the fuck are you talking about, do you even know nutrition or how to lift big? Fuck man.

What the fuck

I eat right and work out, not as hard but I do, I'm proud to say I lost 44 pounds, but probably gained some back eating turkey/ham
Yeah, I fucked up

Just fast. I hear it's Veeky Forums approved.

>anemia riddled body begins to slow down process of burning off fat

Do you think there’s actually going to be more fag heroes or was Jeff bullshitting to shut the fags up when he said there’d be more?

>I eat right and work out
I don't buy that
>I'm proud to say I lost 44 pounds, but probably gained some back eating turkey/ham
wouldn't be a problem if you had more muscle. You keep the workout up, at least 30 minutes in the gym before cardio per session.

You can only gain so much muscle in a month, but the amount of fat you lose all depends on how much you can cut. count your calories, figure out how much shit you're eating, and figure out what you can cut. Juice, Soda, and sugary drinks alone will probably get you over budget.

Goddamn. I'm 6'1 200lbs and I feel shit about how fat I am, how can you live like that?

You are never gonna eat that little that that would happen. If you're a fatty ass fatty fat like Mei, your'e gonna burn fat before muscle as long as you put in some muscle work so your body knows it's still needed, else it'll cannibalize the muscle first.

Or you could use tren, and turn your body into a chemical furnace to cut the ez way

why do you care

When the game's player base dips some more, and they want more sales, they'll reveal the gay hero they decided upon months in advance to boost sales.

I got to eat right, goddamn soda/pizza made me 387 lbs once, I had a bike that I rode till the wheels popped lol... now I just walk around my neighborhood and occasionally swim in the summer, playing overwatch on my rest days, I can do a bad road hog voice
I ain't dead yet so there's that, but getting winded just walking down my street was the bbreaking point for me, I have some self esteem problems but that's it, I don't give a damn about mei but I would imagine sex with her is fun as it is tiring

Oh, look, another mad meitard.

It would be more disgusting than fun I imagine
flabby sweaty chunks of fat squishing around while you try fuck her

>tfw no roadhog to pig out and ride a chopper with

I want meifats to leave

I don’t really, just wanted to know what others thought.

Who do you think it will be? I think the general consensus here is either Hanzo or Reaper.

Sounds fun to me, I could use that exercise

Do you think Mei and roadhog would die if that got it on? Like from over exertion?