/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #287

> yet again 2 at the same time
YOU IDIOT!

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GAME OVER
CONTINUE / EXIST

Friendly reminder

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Jee. Thanks for that

>I tried
>I tried
>I tried

BUT EEEEEEEEEEEEVERYBODY WANTS to PUT ME DOWN

youtu.be/eAANdSPj3DQ

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

It's perfect

but I don't want to die, Pete!

Mama Yuri is eloquent, elegant, beautiful, and bosomy!

Daily reminder that you love her too.

No no this can not stand
I can see behind that fake smile
I got your sad face in my hands

How soft is your carpet?
No fuck it, I don't care
I got my blanket and my pillow
On the floor I'll sleep right there

Im not worried at all bestie
This is just my code
I will just say you are anxious
That's why I'm in your abode

If we are too tired tomorrow
Hey that's just fine by me
In the morning we'll make breakfast
Because we get so hungry

Yeah I don't have a specific path
But Im glad you showed me the way
I see in your poems there Hun
How much your feelings weigh

My feelings are just as torn
Hell, do I even want a girl
It's gonna take weeks for me
For my feelings to even unfurl

Right here and right now for me
Best way for time to spend
You just need to trust in me
Because Im your closest friend

Kill me, Pete

god i wish this was me.

Good morning my dear friends and family!
Welcome back to my poetry party!

Word of the thread is "broken"!
Alternatives are 'drug' and 'scream'.
Hmm... Anyways...

You all know what to do, right?
Well, that's what I'd like to say at least. But since we're always getting newcomers, here are the "rules"! One: write something! Poem or prose, but poems are encouraged! Two: Use one of the three words above in any way, be it your topic, or even just inspiration. Three: Share your poem with us and discuss other's poems with them!
Four: All of the previous rules are only suggestions and can be ignored because all the truly matters is...~ Five: Make sure you have plenty of fun and enjoy yourself!
I'm looking forward to reading all of your beautiful poems!

Feed me!
Monika!

daily and friendly reminder that Monika literally condones all of that!

>- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)

Well, I heat the water IN the microwave, so I'm good... R-right, guys?

>frank hanging at the end

Thanks for covering for me, boss. Now I can sleep and get ready for clinic stuff. Have a happy new year!

I love her more than anything.

I played the game for the first time. Sayori offed herself not even three days into the club, and after going through quite a trip I'm stuck with Monika babbling random shit in a room floating in space. I have been like this for two hours. Should I restart the game o am I supposed to wait a little longer?

tf2 sniper looking kinda retarded

Jokes on you I still have Day 18 open.

Might as well repost this. It's a pile of downer stories with a bit of twisted wholesome in places.

pastebin.com/2cdE3cRQ - Sayori's real and it's not fun

pastebin.com/yyK594fu - user and Natsuki at the beach. Like in the game, her home issues were only alluded to and never confronted, eventually they boiled over.

pastebin.com/EA2fErui - user's more flawed than the usual generous depiction used for self-inserts. He's actually kind of a stuck up, unstable prick who sees Sayori like a waifu, like she's meant to make everything better despite isolation and fixation on what is and was wrong being his own problems. I still need to sit down and revise this one, EnglishTeacherAnon and Squadfam gave me some really nice pointers a few days ago.

you lookin kinda retarded

Okay everyone I got a fun project for you all.
Hopefully at the very least it will be a distraction.
I don’t fully believe in fortune telling but, sometimes it’s fun to think about.
And this is a lesser known style of fortune telling.
Cartomancy!

thecardsoflife.com/birthday-chart/

The danlet said Monika’s birthday is September 22nd!
Her card is the 2 of clubs!
What’s yours? Do you think the description matches you?

{Bonus hard round figure out what life script and Karma cards are and find out if you are in Monika’s life script.}

Relieve me from my suffering, Pete

Bullying Sayori!

>The point is that it was pointless

STOP

Well, you delete Monika to take you back.
Or you can just chill there.
This game only has a few different endings.

kill me pete

Im only a little disappointed that the man of many faces was not Danlet himself

dum american

you're suppose to put your stuff on top of the microwave

I'm a three of clubs
Pretty accurate except the love part because I've never gotten any

Coming in hot is that boy again sheesh

Ace of Spades baby
I understood shit about the spiritual stuff, other than that I guess it's accurate

Not if you’re making tea!
Not if you drink bagged tea! Oh god that’s gross. Don’t u fucking do it!
If it’s for instant ramen then I guess it’s okay.

ACE OF SPADES ACE OF SPADES ACE OF SPADES ACE OF SPADES ACE OF SPADES ACE OF SPADES ACE OF SPADES ACE OF SPADES ACE OF SPADES

IF YOU LIKE TO GAMBLE I TELL YOU I'M YOUR MAN

>Ten of Clubs
Its mostly accurate desu

Necroanon? You here buddy?

Sayori, but she secretly writes trashy fan fiction about a mary sue named "Sayuki" who is beautiful, intelligent, never feels bad or worthless and always wins the love of some ill-defined "Annon" character. Then she feels bad about how unrealistic it all is.

> 5 of Hearts
FUCK.

Cool,
Hopefully more will see it and find some kind of amusement out of it.
The four of clubs is the one seeking light.

I remember the suit of clubs means wisdom seekers.

I'm European though.

>Not if you drink bagged tea! Oh god that’s gross. Don’t u fucking do it!

I-I would never do that...!

>Jack of Hearts

Half true, half false, I am not a leader, I am a total beta male who is skittish and afraid of everything. A true coward. But since my self respect is in the negatives, I'm selfless, so it's somewhat right.

>{Bonus hard round figure out what life script and Karma cards are and find out if you are in Monika’s life script.}

Oh please spoonfeed me, how could I possibly figure out if I'm in Monika's life script?

Sayori deserves a good dickin'

>3 of diamonds

Huh. this card really fits me in a whole

>Akko poster
Almost the same!

>secret agent Sayuki!
>President Annon goes to her house directly and asks her to save the world!
>of course she accepts! Sayuki can do everything! Nothing is too hard for her!
>leaping out of her bed immediately, she puts on her ultra-cool spy gear which she is really good at using!
>infiltrates a secret illuminati club by lowering herself from the roof by spy rope! So talented!
>rescues all the three damsels trapped there! They're all really appreciative of her hard work! Especially Monica!
>defuses a bomb and saves the day!
>President Annon tells her how much he loves her!
>just another day of Sayuki's glamorous everyday life!
>Ehehe!

No. He's still in his bed.

Jack of Hearts apparently

Threadly reminder to get a drink of water every hour to stay hydrated

Share me your favorite Poem user.

Go to the two of clubs page and loot at the life script

>As Sayori puts the finishing touches on her latest story, her door comes flying open. You stand under the frame.
>"Hey, Sayori, you left your front door open again you dork!"
>Sayori swiftly turns around, trying to shove the illicit papers into a drawer on her desk.
>"A-user, what are you doing here, silly?"
>You walk up to your dear friend, "What, aren't I allowed to visit you?"
>Sayori looks at you flustered, and quickly hides the papers behind her back as she stands up from her seat.
>"Of course! B-but, I'd appreciate it if you'd knock first."
>You look confused for just a moment, before your smile turns into a twisted grin.
>"Oh, I see. I guess it is dangerous to open a teen's door like that. I didn't interrupt anything, did I?
>It takes Sayori several moments to process the implications of what you were saying. The instant realization dawn upon her, she begins to blush wildly, and both hands fly up.
>"N-NO! That's not-"
>With a flash of movement, you swipe the papers from the young girls hands.
>"HEY! You can't read those, you, YOU BULLY!"
>But it was too late. Keeping Sayori at bay with one outstretched hand, you bring the papers up to eye level and begin to read their contents.
>"secret agent Sayuki!"
>"A short story by SaysayXOXO50928341"
>As your eyes flick from line to line, Sayori slowly gives up on trying to get the papers back.
>Blushing wildly, she tries to hide her face as tears start to form.
>"user... I swear it's not what it looks like..."
>"I-I-I..."
>You put the papers down, and pat Sayori on the head.
>"What are you talking about? I'm just reading the intel on your latest mission, aren't I "Agent Sayuki"?"
>Sayori looks up at you, and wipes a tear from her eye. She begins to grin like a mad man, and salutes you.
>"Oh, yes, of course Mr. President!"
>You kiss her on the cheek, much to her surprise.
>"It's OK if you just call me "Annon", silly. It's not like we're strangers."
>Sayori laughs, and embraces you in a big hug.

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C'mon, she makes some great faces for reaction images.

I was killed near Rzhev
In a nameless bog,
In fifth company,
On the Left flank,
In a cruel air raid

I didn’t hear explosions
And did not see the flash
Down to an abyss from a cliff
No start, no end

And in this whole world
To the end of its days -
Neither patches, nor badges
From my tunic you’ll find

I am where the blind roots
Seek for food in the dark
I am where the rye waves
On a hill in the dust

I am where the cockerel cries
In the dew of the dawn
I am where your cars
Tear the air on highways

Where – small stalk to small stalk –
River’s weaving its grass
Where for the remembrance
Even my mother won’t come

In a bitter year’s summer
I was killed. And for me
Neither news nor bulletins
Will come after this day

Would you, the living, count
How long before that
For the first time in front news
They named Stalingrad

The front burned without stopping
Like a scab on the flesh
I was killed and I don’t know
Is Rzhev ours at last?

>Amy likes spiders

>Two of Diamonds

Queen of Clubs
Yea I guess so. Gotta find something to work hard in though

Vladimir Mayakovsky, "Left March"

please talk to me someone
please talk to me someone
please talk to me someone
PLEASE

I just woke up. I'm okay. Good Serval.

"Broken"

Mountains overhead,
with glistening peak,
Turn a booming red,
and turn their cheek,

What lay below,
A shattered stone,
that had to show,
A Gem more brightly shone

two of spades here
fits well

what's up?

Monika did nothing wrong

>4 of Clubs
Reading about 3 of clubs people, it seems like it suits me well.

Did you sleep well? I left said some other supportive things last night that you might've missed, but I just wanted to know if you were doing better.

damn user that's depressing

youtube.com/watch?v=Xuq1h7mppnw

You beat me to the punch

My fellow American

>3 of clubs people
*4 of clubs people

i got rejected by a girl again.
it hurts so bad. i hate asking out people, it only brings pain.

>Monika tells us that this is a game on the download page
>She was aware of her condition since the moment the game was created
Dan is the real villain, isn't he.
He just wants dokis to suffer.

Why ask out girls when you have Yuri?

Natsuki is beautiful and pure!
I love Natsuki!
Natsuki!

She is not real.

Wait getting locked in a room forever with Monika is the "special" ending? When I got it I thought it was probably the only ending

If Dan doesnt make an expansion that makes the vn normal I think we should riot.

>Queen of Hearts
Not really accurate
Benito Mussolini was also Queen of Hearts guess i cant escape fascism

She truly is beautiful and pure

Learn lucid dreaming and take lots of sleeping medicine. Then you can be with her forever.

I'm still hurting because one single girl didn't like me as much as I liked her many years ago. She haunts my dreams almost every day. I saw one today as well.

Keep going user.

I know it's a generic thing to say, but there are plenty of fish in the sea. There are so many women out there. I'm positive that you'll find somebody who makes you happy.

Twice I've been labeled as an American now. Should I just go all in and be consumed by freedom?

This until Doki AIs/bots are real.
With how fast tech is progressing you would probs need to wait around 10-20 years honestly