/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Post-Holiday Relay Edition

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femtur degenerates need to die

2nd for femtur degenerates

3rd for XCOM femturs

Only people that need to die are those that believe Jacob has a good romance.

4th for gay

>i.imgur.com/0aEChd0.jpg
>i.imgur.com/TrvxxpE.jpg

Git out, faggit

>use SAM and cheat
>he actually takes it pretty well
wasn't expecting it, to be honest

L O Y A L

I only recently found out that he also get an extra line of dialogue during his romance scene if Ryder admits to using SAM

Oh boy, you can't make that up.

Never. I will alway be here

>LOYAL

TURIAN WAIFUS ARE BEST WAIFUS

Nope, it's on that Tapestry website for Mass Effect.

He wasn't loyal to the Alliance.
He wasn't loyal to his family.
He wasn't loyal to Cerberus.
He wasn't loyal to his father.
He isn't loyal to you.
He is not a loyal person.

Gee, why are human males such shitty LIs in the Trilogy?

Damn, dude, who made those?

>Gee, why are humans such shitty LIs in the Trilogy?
ftfy

Don't talk bad about Jacob. When he told me that he could enter the heating vents, I trusted him implicitly. I know a good friend like that would never let me down, so I sent him in.

Kaidan is okay but overshadowed by aliens.
James has no romance.
Jacob is Jacob.

At least he's loyal to himself and his principles, right?

No, since he doesn't HAVE ANY.

His what?

Alright, guys, i´m going to do it

I´m going to be mean to garrus.

God give me strenght

He took a rocket to the face. He can take it.

Don’t, you fucking monster.

Kaidan was good
Steve was, well, unfortunate
James would’ve been good
Joker would’ve been really good

We all have those things we can’t do
I can’t reject Gil, play professional Ryder, kill Wrex, let anyone die during he suicide mission and so on

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Cute!

>Omni-dick
The company that jumps on Omni related sex stuff will make trillions of credits.
I mean, if you can make an omni-tool into a fucking crossbow, anything is possible.

Is there a mod for me2 that lets you same-sex romance Miranda as femshep? I know the first game had something similar but I can't find anything like that for me2.

what is that from?

seems like an import save editor for ME3

No, it's that new fangled Tapestry for Mass Effect, the ME equivalent of that Dragon Age one.

utmost precious

Is there a main point to it if you can't edit your saves?

So, i want to go full space Hitler in my current playthrough, but oddly enough, i came to realize that quite in a lot of situations, the game wont let you

> Thinking Omni-tool INC would allow their hardware to be used to create anything lewd when humans are STILL sexually repressed and dumb about anything related to sexual health or _fun_.

That'd be like Apple doing lewd.
No, the adult omni-tool market would be black market mods and tiny underground companies. Dark web sites that sell the schematics and others that show you how to "unlock" your omni-tool so it doesn't automatically refuse designs that meet certain perameters. Variety will be enormous, but trying to find just what you're looking for will be all sorts of difficult because it's underground. Tons of designers, few of them exceptional. Hell, a lot like skyrim mods.

Sexy Vetra bump

>black market
>for omni-tool sex mods
Sounds fun.

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You can go for being a massive asshole though.

Would you eat one of her cookies? Keep in mind that you have to accept that Vetra is ugly, used goods and all-around the worst femtur

>Jacob
>vents
He always gets the vents lol.

I can't accept that or the cookie, since statistically it's highly unlikely that Vetra is the worst

I prefer Leaf's birdfus

Is Andromeda worth just 20 bucks? Is it any fun at all?

It's worth 20

It's fun but it definitely doesn't have the replayability of the trilogy.

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I'm no good at shooping.
Can somebody put "you know who" in this pic?

Seconded.

>happy christmas
Rogered.

Ooh yeah, I'd love to see this appropriated.

>cookie turian is this mad ever since cyra showed up solving murder cases and stealing hearts

This one maybe?

or this?

More like Team Sextro amirite

Very cute, I put forward this one though.

>this game still has a general after Andromeda

>no romantic holiday dinner with Cyra
>no sneaking out of a New Year's party with her for some sleazy dextro/levo funtime back at her appartment

Ayy, my dude.

Because of mongolian assimilation all these things were spreaded from china to slavic kingdoms of east europe and (which is more important) among middle east arabs. Mongolian army was the first ground army that uses real artillery (bulded by chinese engineers) and even greek fire. You need to know more about Kublai Khan.

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>No Vorcha, Volus, or Hanar squadmate
True suffering.

Ryder is a homosexual

>no BT squadmate ever

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I'm more annoyed it isn't the ZAP!

No. Get it for 4 or less. Not 20.

I enjoyed my time with the combat. Multiplayer was also pretty fun. I'd say for that price, go for it.

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Maybe the combat is fun, but then you realize you don't really care about anyone from the crew. So you stop talking to them, and then you're just going from one place to another. Then you realize that the exploration sucks and you hate these planets, because the biomes are just too samey and familiar. So you do some side quests and realize that they suck too and you're only 10 hours in. So you stop playing it for a while, then get back to it after a week or a month. So you play for a few hours again and then remember why you quit it in the first place. The combat may be fun, but everything else is not very gripping or engaging in any way and you've got better things to do than waste time on Andromeda. Sorry, but that's the truth.

I don't like how there are two desert planets. I want a boreal forest one with giant wolf analogues

3*

That's because the Remnant vaults aren't working.

There's a 10 hour free trial for the game, so I say give that a try. At least that way you can see if the game is a hit or miss without worrying about spending money.

To be fair, that was the early access trial that was available for the prior to release and those first 10 hours are really, really bad. It doesn't get much better after that, but shit, what where they thinking? If the game doesn't grip you after the first 2-4 hours, throw it in the trash.

eurogamer.net/articles/2017-11-27-bioware-kotor-making-of

>Forget about Obsidian's sequel for a moment and imagine it was BioWare staring at a piece of paper

How about no? And the plot twist is Jade Empire's plot

Is there a single Omni-tool manufacturer in the entire galaxy that has copyrighted the design and nobody else can tamper with it? Or is it a technology that has become common place, with different manufacturers making their own versions and just some sort of universal OS running through them, to allow interaction between omni-tools, which is freeware? From then on, any company would be able to make their own version of the omni-tool. Or it could have different applications, according to the applications designed for it. And yes, maybe there is an app that turns your omni-tool into an omni-sex-tool.

Yea, I think KOTOR2 was better.

BioWare then and now are complete different things. KOTOR2 definitely superior in terms of atmosphere and comfyness, more creative in writing, but overall quality was not so good (thanks to shitty publisher).

> there´s an omni-app for everything

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more bondage miri!!

Which christmas dishes are you cooked /meg/?
Mine are sea crab salad, baked meatballs with potatoes, tomatoes and cheese, baked salmon with mayonnaise and lemon in tin foil.

That sounds awesome, I didn't really have anything on that level.

Why shouldn't there?

youtu.be/tAWj1WIjd4k

christmas soup as starter, saddle of venison, soused with red wine and served with sliced bread dumplings. Also, fillet from wild boar with cranberries served with spaetzle. For dessert, there was vanilla flavored ice with hot cherries and a layered creme with amarettinis, meringue and cream.

weee, mere hours till the next year.

What have you planned for today´s evening /meg/ ?

Digging archive with missed /meg/s for porn urls, webm and pics.

why? sounds like ocd.

Restarting the trilogy for the umpteenth time

Better autism than space engineers or something. Little tired of book reading.

so you just collect porn, webms and pics from old threads? how long will you do this for?

Two month since Last hard drive Doom.

how much did you lose?

The last year stuff, not sure about size, not all was ME related. The rest still in clouds and not visited long ago. I'm not sure why i'm keeping this disgrace in the first place.

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>Is there a single Omni-tool manufacturer in the entire galaxy that has copyrighted the design and nobody else can tamper with it?

You know, this is what I get for assuming (and playing a lot of Shadowrun recently). Went and looked it up in the Wiki and was reminded of omni-tools in the first ME. Multiple manufacturers produce them in multiple grades. There is a suite of functions that all omni-tools can perform.
So, my modified guess is there's a set of hardware and software standards any "omni-tool" has to meet. Beyond that, manufacturers will add bells, whistles, and all sorts of performance enhancements to attract market share. In the end you still have the human sex stigma to get around. Omni-tool sex toys would be perfectly legal, it's just certain manufacturers wouldn't support their production as it wouldn't go with their corporate image.

mfw, the cutie turian gives you a knowing nod and an invite to coffee/lunch when they notice your "Bad Dragon" branded omni-tool.