/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #289

New Years Ceasefire Edition!

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>Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map:zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y
Orientation if you're from Youtube, Twitch, Tumblr etc:
pastebin.com/7ZFA1JuM

>Now hold your horses for a minute there!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home518121

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=RPMTZfNSXYQ&t=323s
pastebin.com/wewxUEC2
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

I love Yuri!!!

MAMA YURI IS THE BEST!

yuri!!!

Yuri Squadron Dominates the Thread!

first for tf2 engineer

>You open the door to the club room to be met with the Vice President thumbing through her phone. She fumbles it in her hands before hiding it under the desk. She smiles uneasily at you.
H-Hi! Good morning! And an early happy new years to you! Now... Shall we get started?

The word of the thread is "Phoenix"! Does it mean rebirth, or destruction? Getting rid of the old for the new, or taking the old and making it fresh again? It is up, to you!

Alternatives are "Horizon", "Cycle", "Dazzle" and ""Crescendo"!

Now, if you want to write a pem or a short story quick, try out these words as inspiration! One word or all of them , or any in between! Skill levels don't matter, all that matters is you enjoy the process!

Now, eat healthy and be careful around fireworks, alright?
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=RPMTZfNSXYQ&t=323s

Bully Erika because you really love her and don't know how to get her attention!

Just for you, my friend ^_^

Monika!
Monika!!
Monika!!!

My favorite doki was Sayori at first but it eventually became Natsuki, recommend me an anime to watch based on this information

I'm OK with this because it's relevant.

first for Sayori

Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Fuck off, OCfag.

Every day I imagine a future where I can be with you

And I love her!

star trek episode VI: return of the jedi

First try at drawing a doki.
Give me your cute / in character ideas for new pics.

A wonderful start to the thread.

himegoto

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

I love her too

Boy you scared the shit out of me, I thought I posted in the wrong general!

why

Monika:「The Hand」
Yuri:「Metallica」
Natsuki:「Harvest」
Sayori:「Highway to Hell」

lover her always

>like a phoenix, I am red and covered in feathers
it's abstract

Almonds are now activated.

Sayori but she dropped her ice cream and (You) are sharing yours with her

And i love this cute dork forever and ever!

Monika!

DO NOT
BULLI
ERIKA

>it's almost NYE
>keychain still hasn't arrived
>might have to spend new year's alone

yes!

*kicks you in the balls*

What's even going on?

I was trying to download the Monika after story mod and this happened when I tried to open doki doki literature club. What am I doing wrong bros?

Anyone want a sad yet wholesome green?
I feel like we all need some consoling.

>Sayori:「Highway to Hell」
It's so accurate it stings a bit.

go for it buddy

She found out about that one user who was making copies of her files. She just needed to get rid of the other hers.

cute, thanks

oof

I wrote a Monika fic
It kind of reads like bulli but that wasn't the plan
pastebin.com/wewxUEC2

sure

Don't drag the After Story file into the game folder. Drag everything in the After Story file into the game folder

There's my Yuri squad!

>3-4 weeks
Stay strong user

Yes please

Sayori could have Made In Heaven!
She accelerates the game to its end and it is recreated! She also died and went to heaven!

> Old user!
>In your age things slowly start to wither.
>atrophy ate your muscles, your arthritis acts up in the rain and with the mountains of medication you have to take daily speaks volume of your health
>the soft hum of the car slowly rocks you in the comfortable leather seat as you and your dokis make your way to the park
>A few decades back they came out with a new series of androids that sweep the world and gave user his dream of all of his Doki's
>Their lifelike feel and impressive tech stored in them allow them to be practically human without aging at all
>Something you wish you could stave off.
>Yuri is driving the car the quiet hum of an old Frank Sinatra tune
>Monika is breaking up a childish fight between Natsuki and Sayori over who is user's favorite and if you need more blankets
>The gentle breeze sways the tall treetops and the warm rays of the sun beat softly on you making you ever warmer.
"Yuri can you do me a favor and stop off at the park close to here, we don't have much to do today and I would like to bask in the sun"
>The girls stop their bickering and Yuri nods turning down the street that leads to the park.
>Natsuki pipes up "user! tell me who is your favorite! It's me right?!"
>Then Sayori "No it's me, I've been his friend since forever!"
>"you both were androids when I made you so we actually know each other the same time."
>Natsuki beams with a simile thinking she had one, you rub your hands trying to get a little blood flow to your fingertips.
"But you all are my favorites and I love you all equally."
>The girls look at you and sigh, you've always told them this and you always sounded like a broken record

(Continue?)

ouch

>Still no international shipping
Dan please, I need her

Let's say actually happened and I was challenged to kill three of you in order to restart the entire world in my Doki's image.

Sayorifriends, Yurifriends, Natsukifriends… Could we agree to immediately team up and kill Monika's champion as soon as possible, then calmly discuss the pros and cons of each Doki's world over tea and cupcakes?

Would you transform into a keychain for your doki?

>might have to spend new year's alone
No, you won't.

My wife Sayori is so cute!

Don't
fucking
start
another
waifu
war

Christ almighty

Sayori: Classic Rock
Natsuki: K-Pop
Yuri: Light Jazz
Monika: Classical Orchestra

>the soft hum of the car slowly rocks you in the comfortable leather seat as you and your dokis make your way to the park
"Yuri can you do me a favor and stop off at the park close to here, we don't have much to do today and I would like to bask in the sun"

Shit might as well add dementia. sorry guys

you're at least over 6 inches, right?

>Monika: Classical Orchestra
She listens to rap like the basic bitch she is

Righty-o then, give us a sec

>that faint tear streak
She is TOO PURE.

She is the sun in my sky!

_No

I can tell this one is going to hurt.

>tfw 5 inches

Kill me, Pete.

i agree

hey pal, dont go around posting pictures of my wife

Yes

Writefags please

Do not one of my 4 wives that way ever again.

At least you're not 4.9!

I played with myself shittons as an infant, it didn't strike me as odd at the time but I was always tugging and pulling it. As a result I ended up 20cm, or 7.8 Inches for the yanks

>Yuri is driving the car to the quiet hum of an old Frank Sinatra tune
fuck my heart

>Almost says she has never seen one before
>Almost compares it to another one
WELL WHICH ONE IS IT. NATSUKI?

B-but what’s wrong with Monika? She’s perfect
Sorry, I’m autistic

>tfw both a Sayorifag and classic rockfag
Nice

>filename

Has the drunk Monika No. 5 user shown regret for his decision yet?

Too scared to face us in an even match? The Emerald Legion stands ready for anything you got.

5.9 inches
End me

He said he was sober when he posted it. We're talking about the guy who wrote the song, right?

It's merely foreigners who are not used to harmony, so they drag their mud, blood and war with them into our wholesome lands.
They're weak to ice and fire, both.

>finally made a separate folder for /ddlc/ pictures and fics
I guess I'm here forever, aren't I?

So every weekend?

I want Mommy Monika to give me her big mammary and penis milkies! God I need this so bad.

You know, I never actually thought about it...
I don't remember the last time I measured my dick but it was like 6in I think
I may have cheated to make myself feel better though
my gf doesn't complain though so I guess that's a good thing
I guess I should go find a ruler...

im getting close to that point. ddlc has completely commandeered my pictures folder and its getting so out of hand i might have to make folders to sort all this shit out.

Nah, the user who sang a variant of it and posted it on youtube last night.

You're not allowed to leave!

...

this is your mommy now

I'm just saying, we've already seen the world Monika created. In her world, everyone else kills themselves and/or gets deleted. I think the people fighting for Sayori, Yuri, and Natsuki could agree that, regardless of who wins and who loses, it absolutely cannot be Monika.

In the timeline where Sayori is president, we got to see everyone get along. On the very first day, Natsuki and Yuri agree to go shopping together for books and manga they can read together. So all three of them would probably create friendly worlds.

>he doesn't already have a folder dedicated to his doki
it's like you don't even love her

I don't
fucking
care.

My wife can't be my mommy!

>tfw you will never rape Natsuki with 11 inch dick

Kys

not with that attitude