League of Legends General - /lolg/

i want to hug someone looking exactly like Sona

Hello can we have some Noxus in this thread thanks.

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You have just won the twisted league of metals, Calypso grants you one wish, what do you wish for lolg?
He can make ANYTHING happen

>No good porn
This is true, but it still looks best

Warring Kingdoms > Demon > Neon Strike > Officer >>>> PROJECT > Debonair

I wish my mom was still alive

I wish Calypso had taste buds in his asshole!

Project isn't bad though. Debonair is her only definitively bad skin. And Black Chroma Officer is very nice.

I wish I had slightly more vodka

Granted, but you get to watch me make sweet love to her everynight, and you have to call me dad

Granted, but I can now eat via my ass shit via my mouth(where I remove the taste buds from)

mwuahaha
fags

Best fingers league
Best ass league
Best wife league

you fraud.

heres half a bottle, its alcohol free by the way

O-Ok I guess...

I kind of hate PROJECT skins by default but I'd probably like it more if it didn't have that stupid visor. I use Green chroma officer but I wish that Neon Strike received chromas instead.

>Skarner buffs on the PBE
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Cease Calypsoposting at once!

Best girl
I wonder why none but (you) waifu her here

Calypso is best husbando

needs to be more female warring kingdom skins. Vi doesn't pair well with nidalee or kat.

It's the same with Caitfags or Karmafags
They're there, but they're not really waifuposting

is Irelia the anal queen of league of legends?

>2018
>no lovecraft themed champion
Inb4 malzahar

Secretly, I don't think that Sonaposter is even a girl.

no, that's diana

She's the only female champ I have mastery 7 on and near the top too. I think she's cute but just doesn't feel like my waifu. I also own all but one of her skins by this point.

i dont think we care at this point.

Delete this
Vi belongs to Caitlyn
(no penis)

jeez, what makes you think that, boss?

Why the HECK should I keep playing this shit game

That's not how Noxus works you illiterate

new welfare rotation WHEN

Share with me some of your advice, fellow Skarner lover. That Fracture buff looks fucking sweet but would it be worth maxing over W second?

I don't waifu her. Or anyone really. I mostly just like Vi because she's fun to play as. I like aspects of her character and design but hate others too. She's a very bipolar champion for me.

how do I play shaco
Just got him in a box
>inb4 you need to be autistic / go play a better champion

Karido get back on EUW asap sorry I didnt answer I was in a game

No but she's a slut and that's what counts.

Absolutely. Not just anal queen, THE QUEEN of League.

not until there's demon caitlyn

i wish

Sonaposter post your league name and you better be on EUW

Jungle, put 4 boxes on ur blue buff, the go grump > wolves > first smite on chicken > second smite on red.
First item Tiamat, rush Duskblade, then Trinity Force.
Max E, take lvl 2 Q on lvl 4.
Keystone Darkharvest + Precision Alacrity\Coup De Grace.

Why does blitzcrank attract the lowest iq biggest subhumans in this game

Wait a second...
We're probably getting Lunar Wraith skins this year right? Maybe only 1 Warring Kingdoms? I doubt they'd do 2 pure WK skin batches for consecutive years.

it's a pretty close race. I forgot how much of a buttslut Diana is

pretty sure thats yasuo

Already in queue with my duo buddy on NA, will see if i have time later

We've had lunar wraiths one time, we might not even get them again if they were poorly received.

Sorry! I'm not on EUW...
I'm also not sure I want you guys to bully me in-game

desu probably best they don't know your ign

I don't know why people think that it's in human nature to just casually kill people for shits and giggles. Newsflash, human conflict at its most primal level is driven by scarcity of resources. People come together as groups to keep this from happening because working together to meet goals is more efficient than lone wolfing it and having to constantly look over your shoulder.

I won't bully in game I promise
out of game is a different story tho

fav snack when playing ligo legos?
pic related mine

who the fuck eats bananas and tomato sauce

happy new year, it finally came!

i think you mean janna
>get janna support
>they just stand there
>not shielding
>not casting a tornado
>not slowing
>ask them to do [literally anything but stand there leeching exp]
>they get mad
well gee did you know that when you play support you have to contribute in some way?

But then it just comes down to the prisoner's dilemma. If two parties can fuck each other over to give themselves personal gain, they'll do it, even if it would be better overall if neither parties fucked each other over at all.

Fucking disgusting

Yeah well we're now up to 8 WK skins so either way it could use a break for a year. Question is whether they'll use Nasus or WW for Year of the Dog

Who is best girl?

Entire books have been written about this topic, personally i believe humans are dicks by default

HOL UP *Hook you* WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MMY MAIN NIGGA *Uppercut you* SO BLITZCRANK DON'T TAKE SKILL *Electrocute you with ultimate* ? MUH SKILL SHOT *Run away like a pussy but immediately run back when hook CD is over to hook you back*

>Is it worth maxing over W second
... Second?
You'll be maxing it first now. The question isn't about E, but about Q. Do you max Q more the superior damage and clear, or W more the movespeed? I'm hoping that the stronger slow on a higher level E makes up for the W difference, so I'll be doing R>E>Q>W.

happy new year user
hope you're enjoying your holiday!

It could use a break, but I imagine it's quite popular in china

what is this
what is this

calypso it's a girl in the greek mythology....

slut

I want to be BEST FRIENDS with qt League girls!

she looks like smeagol

with benefits?

I don't mind out of game bullying

It's almost 2018 and you guys are still fucked up

not as fucked up as my mmr

aye yo wtf. whats the sauce on this?

Preseason ranked is so unbelievably shitty, i cant wait for the new ranked season to start already.

I'm not the best at making characters

A game about cumsluts

Then post your ign, you're my support now

i wish i could shape shift into anything i want anytime i want

Do you mind in thread bullying?

if the benefits involve sleepovers and learning how to be a qt girl just like them then yeah

we need a god damn name user.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SHE HAS LIGHT BROWN EYES YOU MORON

What's wrong with all the birp poop on her

This reminds me of someone else...
Nice work by the way.

Very nice.

that's not honey select, is it?

Same i wish i could be friends with all of them and strictly friends nothing more

>The skin teams have to spend so much time making rubbish esports skins that always look like absolute dogshit.
>Rather than making skins that are aesthetically pleasing, appropriate and creative.

I sure can't wait for another "zed with headphones" or "zyra in hotpants" instead of the good skin ideas that have existed since forever like Farmer Nasus, Judge Trundle and Lifeguard Thresh.

B-but I main Janna and everyone loves me and get 2-3 honors almost every game even if we lost
Why do you hate me user :(

I wish I had 1 million dollars without any disadventages.