World of warcraft - wowg

Can someone point me out to decent gnome slut mogs?

>throw blingtron, jeeves, and mailbox down on the Vindicaar and afk with ym warglaives out
>after a few minutes some guy runs up and goes "WHO PUT DOWN BLINGTRON?!"
>reply with "muah"
>he does a /cheer, /love, and /hug emote to me
>says he got a legendary out of it

>taking ripip back out of the op
really...?
come on guys....

>Level four horde characters to 90
>Get my first allie toon to 90
>Try to walk into the horde shrine and die three times before I realize the problem

Much shame.

both

not a bad mog but
>male belf
fag

>come back after 6 months
>think "oh daily areas should be deserted let's give them a shot again"
>head out to shieldwall dailes
>go for a mob, hunter tags it
>go for another mob nearby, hunter tags that
>exit game, unsub

nope. this game is still 100% fucking retarded.

>spam wont be tolerated keep it to yourself

>Resub, haven't played since wrath
>Hit 90

>Doing tiller dailies
>Get insta-gibbed by a warlock hiding in a tree, effectively avoiding the guards

>Leave, go to do other dailies
>Find a horde warrior, I'm at low HP, he kills me without effort

>Whatever.jpg, revive, continue one
>He finds me again, hes at 35% HP, me at 80%.
>He heals so fast that I cannot get him bellow 20% HP before I die.

Did blizzard forget what balance is?
No wounder this shit is bleeding subscriptions

second army of the light token WQ spawnd

Whats with the pastas being spammed?

We need to keep up the image of wowg being the worst general somehow.

can you still do this with the home made party mask?
i remember there was a way to remove the animal thing and the glow but dont remember how

Is he right /wowg/?

namefag threads will not be tolerated

Just reasoning things out. Maybe there's something in Engi that I'm not aware of that is godlike.

Newfag here. Does weapon damage increase the healing output? For example - should I pick a staff with 26-35 damage and +5 intellect or dagger (5-10 damage) and shield with +9 intellect total?

>leveling in un'goro as lvl 50 op spriest
>ganking every ally I see
>some random horde tells me to stop because I'm being a dick
>says he's been getting camped for 10 minutes
>asks me how would I feel If it was me
>tell him to roll a pve server
>he tells me karma is going to get me
>he keeps saying "one day..."
>tell him karma doesn't exist
>call him a beta faggot
>link my 1000 hk acheiv
>he mad
why are there so many pussy horde out there when the alliance pretty much attack on sight

NAH

>black morass
>okay kinda cool I guess, I like the zone
>violet hold
>garbage
>violet hold 2
>extra garbage, even SLOWER portal spawns
why the FUCK do they keep bringing that back?

post'em

>Recently started playing WoW for the first time, heard the roleplay was all shitty ERP and 12 year olds
>Roll human warlock on an high pop RP realm
>Grind up a little, get imp
>Begin roleplaying as if Imp was naughty and harassed people and didn't listen to me
>Get a few reactions, mostly nothing interesting
>Some gnome comes around, starts arguing with this human paladin, drunk out of his mind being racist
>decide to ask him about my imp problem after seeing him curse the human who he was arguing with, turning him into a bat
>He doesn't know much about summoning magic or how to get a new imp, recommends me seeing a summoning teacher after a long discussion and demonstration of the imps "talents".
>Have argument with the imp, another warlock finds it funny but is of no help, taunts me.
>Find an RP guild in Stormwind centered around a worgen worshipping cult, I fit right in

It's not as bad as everyone made it out to be. I'm having fun! Questing is a bit boring though.

Are you euro?

Yeah void elves are a meme race.

please respond

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Go Alch/Ench on main and two gathering or one gathering one crafting on alts. You want at least lv 100 on every profession so you can get WQs

>faggot elfs are okay when they are on horde!
>nooo why do alli get faggot elfs too? i hate u blizzard!

what is more difficult? a +15 or Heroic Argus?

>makes no sense from a lore, common sense or scientific perspective
exactly like when blood elves were added to the game then

Why won't they release any information about the allied race unlocks so people can prepare for them? Having to grind shit for months after prepurchasing BFA is bullshit.

Can anyone give me a rundown on the servers? I already made a character on wyrmwest because of /wowg/ but because I had an interest in this game senpai and some bros wanted to get back into it too, I want to level a new character on another server that is more into raid progression.

6/11 LFR, 11/11 N
i just don't care enough anymore, would rather do shit on my alts than bother any more than that right now

Because they already released it.

No one wanted void elves, they wanted high elves. Blame blizz for pulling them out of their ass.

HOW TO FIX ALLIED RACES
>DELETE EDGY ELVES
>GIVE NIGHTBORNES TO ALLIANCE
>GIVE EDGY DWARVES TO HORDE

they might not have development finalised enough to make a concrete statement

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>no one wanted something that literally didn't exist until they came up with it
Woah.

Grinded my ass off yesterday doing all Emissaries, LFR, Invasion Point, and Mythics. Finally on a +9 got my first legendary, and it was the BIS MM hunter boots. This is going to be a good year. Happy New Years everyone!

heroic coven or agrammar are harder

I guess you cucks are still pretending void elves are cool because you got shafted. Fucking brutal amaraite bro?

Will we ever get an Egyptian themed allied race?

I don't get why alliance is getting both VOID elf and LIGHT draenei
i already hated being a horde because lore, but now i have 12 characters at 110 in horde already so I can't move
fuck

>enter thread
>horde players being cringe again

I don't know how true is it for other alli players, but I certainly didn't want high elves or feel shafted or anything, because I couldn't give a bigger shit about high elves. The only thing I "want" is DHs, and I have them.

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alex jones says blizzard rigs loot RNG so hardworking dps men don't get drops

he also says the sunwell is turning the elves gay

tell me more

How does it work with buying a new copy of legion to get the boost?
Its cheaper than an actual boost

>tanks and healers get loot first
>boss doesn't drop gear for every member of the group
It's a nobrainer.

Probably argus, but mostly cause p4 is a dps check, much tighter than pretty much every +15 dungeon boss.

Both are jokes if you're anywhere 940 or higher, though.

i won't be playing a void elf, but i loved alleria's audiobook and shadowsshit in general, and i like the idea of doing something new for an allied race.

alliance getting void themes is plain real neato to me. shadowform anduin when

What is more difficult a +20 or Mythic Antorus?

>The only thing I "want" is DHs, and I have them.
Really?

>tanks and healers get loot first
In what world?

will you fucking lorelets stop shitting up every thread
dark irons have been on alliance for 7 years now

check this, finally completed all the collectors editions .. jelly?

bump

nice reddit post

Yes.

>People who can't do the trash skip at the end of Shado-pan without pulling a load of shit
>Tanks who pull random mobs that you can easily run past

Timewalking really shows how many new players there are in this game still

alliance gets high elves
>WOW BLIZZ REALLY? JUST A BLOOD ELF WITH BLUE EYES UNSUBBING
alliance gets blood elf death knights with new hair options
>WOW BLIZZ REALYL? NO HIGH ELVES?
there was no winning, they should have done something different

no damage has no effect on healing, take what has the most intellect

Only int and secondaries affect your throughput.

Dark irons have been ally for awhile iirc. Nightborne should be neutral. Are they giving the horde brown orcs?

the moral of the story is that elf superfans are fucking insufferable

People want high elves since vanilla but noone asked for edgy elves.

>delete even the idea of subraces
>add ethereals as a natural race
Here.

>finally manage to complete the kruul shit as protpally at 950 ilvl
And you're telling me you're supposed to do this at 920?

Fuck the Arcanocrystal

Nobody who isn't a fucking 9 year old wants them now. They're sanic coldsteel level OC. I'm not saying this out of jealousy or anything either, I'm fucking elated at getting Zandalari trolls next expansion.

>nerfed 3 times since launch

The Horde is going to be 40% Zandalari next expack, screencap this bitches

>never done a single mythic in my life
>never lfr'd ever
>never joined a progression guild
>never pugged

I wonder how low on the scale I am compared to other people in /wowg/

>I'm fucking elated at getting Zandalari trolls next expansion.
Same, my guilds on alliance but I can't wait for the Zandalari

How can you be so bad? Like I'm not even want to troll I just want to know how a paladin """main""" need 950 to finish that.

Wrong. Even if non-unironically, a lot of us will play velf toons. I personally delayed my warlock until velfs are out.

Should delay your warlock permanently if no chances are coming to the class.

*inhales*

let me tell you a tale of tragedy

>dk main of 8 years
>don't play it at legion cuz it sucked
>level it up in 7.3
>buy 10 relinquished items
>not one warforge/titanforge
>do invasion world bosses
>not a single piece of loot
>finally get a legendary
>its prydaz
>want to throw it away because of the dumb fucking bubble

just end my DKs existence

>wow fans

>saving text over white as a jpg

Thank you, anons

>Finally get good gear on sub so i can top meters without even trying
>Macro DFA with "/e spits on you."
>2 days later I have to chose between removing the macro or reinstalling WIM to handle all of the mad whispers
Help me guys

*hides*

Why do ppl say Prydaz is so garbage? Its BIS for meme hunters...

no one would care if you turned up dead irl

I hope you hurt your hands so you can't play for months.

So what's the deal with the wardens and why do they have like 2 world quests a day?