/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #292

Noice

remainder that our dokis won't ever be real

US only

we just gotta keep lookin

I found the culprit and then I found her a bin and a hell void. It was a tough choice but cramming her in the bin meant Sayori could come back and the other 3 could be happy if only briefly.

Your eyes are opening for the first time.
It hurts, doesn't it?

Threadly Reminder to post OC greentext or loli dies.

Feels fucking bad

Monikafags got triggered greatly from my previous story.
So enjoy this New Year's special.

>It's been 4 years since user and Sayori graduated
>user confessed to Sayori back when they were at Highschool
>And at their second year together, user proposed to Sayori and got married!
>All their friends were there, cheering them on
>user was scared of having kids too early
>But Sayori thought that they could overcome anything!
>So just a few months ago they decided to move aside the contraceptives and have a baby!
>Sayori is 4 months in!
>Recently Sayori's friends contacted her and wanted to visit them.
>They couldn't go during Christmas because they had things to do...
>But not on the 31st! All her friends can come together.
>Oh, someones at the door.
>It's Sayori's Clubmates!
>Yuri's is brandishing a lovely scarf!
>Natsuki's wearing a cute beanie!
>And Monika... is wearing a lovely cleavage sweater!
>Just like old times.
>"Ah guys... please come in!" --Sayori frantically welcomes her guests
>"I was just making dinner... user! Come here! Everyone's arrived!" --Sayori calls over
>"Guys welcome! It's so good to see after so long! Please make yourselves at home." --user points his body towards the living room
>"Ah... user! H-hi" --Yuri stammers "I got this for You and Sayori... consider it as a late Christmas gift." --Yuri smiles while extending her arms forward, holding a box beautifully wrapped.
>"Thanks Yuri" --user and Sayori says in Unison, they look at each other then giggle
>Yuri reciprocates by smiling at both at them and proceeds to the sofa
>"Ah Natsuki, I see You're still short as ever!" --user jokes
>"S-shut up dummy!" --Natsuki punches user in the gut but he barely register it as pain
>Regardless, he pretends to get hurt anyways "Oww" --user yells, bending forward, holding his stomach
>"Just take this!" Natsuki shoves it to Sayori and runs off
>"So I guess it's just me huh user?" Monika interjects
>"Ah... Monika..." --user stutters, a cold sweat runs behind him

Natsuki!!

>Not a doki
I don't mind.

my long-distance gf is a bit like yuri, her name is even kinda similar
she was really shy around me at first and she also cut herself a bit in the past but she doesn't do that anymore, and shes really strongly in love with me, doesn't really go to the same extreme that yuri does though

Do it
Paint the walls with her blood, fucking do it you pansy

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind. Have a somewhathappy new year everyone.

I bet she's fat

is that a jojo reference

I want this decade to end already

So, what do you say, will you read with her?

Monika but she actually wants to gain access to this plane in order to devour your soul and those of everyone you love!

Hey guys. It's been a while! But I'm back to offer critiques and (You)s to any writefriend who wants them.

Just reply to this post with a link to your piece......pastebin, old post, copy-paste, whatever. And all forms of writing are accepted (prose, poetry, greentext, exclamatory).

I will need some time to read and I usually respond in chronological order, but responses are guaranteed.

Cheers!

Fist of the North Star

I want this life to end already

> doki doki fist of the north star

>"user, still so handsome after all these years." --Monika leans in forward, smirking and locking eyes with user
>"Geez Monika, stop teasing user so much" --Sayori responds, her cheeks puffy and eyebrows furrow
>"Ahahaha~ Sorry sorry!" --Monika backs up ever so slightly "It's just been so long You know, I'v really missed You guys..."
>"Aaaah Sayori! The lid is popping up" --Natsuki Yells, her knees on the couch looking back at them
>"I'll be right there!" --Sayori runs frantically
>As Sayori leaves the two, Monika leans forward to user's side and whispers "...especially You user."
>user instinctively recoils, he's face becomes more agitated "You.. what are you up to?"
>Monika raises her palm and covers her mouth "Oh I don't know what You mean..."
>"Anyways user, here's my gift to You guys, ah but please do me one favor"
>user is still staring at Monika, his curiosity only more fueled at what the contents could be.
>Monika hands user a small envelope, it's not small enough that it could be money, but not that big either that it could be paper
>"Anyways user, I should come in shouldn't I? It's awfully cold out here..." Monika tilts her head and places her fingertips on her lips, playing coy
>"Right..." --user replies, still glaring at Monika, holding the envelope "Please come in..."
>Monika walks past user, and greets the gang. They look happy that she's there, looks like she really knows how to make an entrance
>user is still wary about the envelope, contemplating if he should just throw it or burn it, knowing their history together...
>It can't be any good
>user just disregards the though and pockets the envelop to his back pocket
>"Monika is obviously up to something, but I can't worry Sayori" --user thinks to himself
>"I guess I'll just have to play along with her little charade for now."
>user finally decides that it'll cause more suspicion if he's aggressive and finally closes the door
>Before he can turn around, something soft is pressing behind him

Good afternoon, my lovelies. My headache is mostly gone but I still feel sick. Hopefully you're all doing better than I am!

Word of the thread is "crow"!
Alternatives are 'fallen' and 'heart'.

Well, we all know what to do, but to our newcomers, welcome! The idea of this activity is to encourage poetry and participation through a few simple prompts! You can write about any of the three words, though the main word is the one emphasized and should be your focus unless you truly can't work with it. Of course, these are all just suggestions and all poems are welcome, regardless of relevancy! Furthermore, each word can be taken and interpreted in any way you may desire.
Well, that's it for me for now! Have a great time and Happy New Years, everyone!

Sorry, wasn't too free for this one!
Monika!

what makes you think we care about some bland little girl? as long as it's not a doki, go ahead and blast her fucking brains out.

She's gonna be real surprised when she finds out I'm an empty husk of a man

you are already deleted

yOU AGAIN

Just remember to take the safety off.

N-NANI?!

Welcome back!
I would love some feedback on part 3 of my yuri/natsuki fic!
I hope I did a little better than the last time with the advice you gave me.
Hope you enjoy!
pastebin.com/QpgLQPjB

Why must you torment me further?

N-NANI?!

Natsuki!!!

>His eye are being covered by soft, gentle hands
>"Wha--?" --user replies, body visibly flinches for everyone to see
>"user! What are you doing at the door? Our guests are waiting for us"
>"It's only Sayori, why am I surprised? Was I expecting someone else?" --user thinks to himself
>Sayori takes off her hands from user's face and suddenly grabs his arms
>"Come onnn, lets go!" --Sayori persists
>"Alright, I'm coming, I'm coming" --user replies while chuckling
>"Just be careful honey, I don't want You getting hurt, You might trip" --user replies to Sayori, emitting a worried tone
>"I'm fine, I'm fine! It's just been 4 months, I'm still strong" --Sayori replies cheerfully, letting go of user's arm and suddenly flexing her slender, pale arms "See? Nothing to be worried about"
>"You're right, I'm such a dummy" --user responds while scratching the back of his head
>"Leave the kitchen to me! You have guests to entertain" --Sayori cheers him on, while going behind user and pushing
>"Ah, hey guys..." --user stands in front of everyone, their conversation was interrupted as he enters the living room
>"Well look who decided to show up guys!" --Natsuki smugly responds, with her arms on her hips
>"Ah, user, we were just talking about You..." --Yuri adds on "Monika was just telling us a story about You and her"
>Shit
>Fuck
>Monika wouldn't do that right? She wouldn't tell them about that right?
>"Come, user, sit down. I'm sure You're in mood for melancholy right?" --Monika with her alluring green eyes getsures user to sit beside her
>"O-Okay..." --user ignores her body language and sits on the 1 person couch, he's in front of Monika but no one's beside her while to his right Natsuki and Yuri are having looking intently at him
>"What's wrong user? Are you afraid of being embarrassed? I bet it's a hilarious story" --Natsuki once more, smugly voices her thoughts and laughs haughtily

> take the safety off
> Glock
Dude...

oh hey im early just to get this out of the way I got an idea if any of you fic writers want to make into a story
>So what if the user is a Delinquent that was forced to join the literature club by the school in order to rehabilitate to keep on the straight and narrow and what not.
>There his first day in the club room he meets the dokis at first he first he would protest and not be interested totally mean and didn't care at all but slowly over time he would build a bond with the dokis which then allows to him change and give up his ways because he feels loved (or is in love) and wanted..,well most of them
> Or Vice versa with the 4 dokis being the delinquents that are forced into join the literature club that (somehow you were roped in into making or Started) in order to rehabilitate them into normal students

just an idea i cant write for shit otherwise i would then it myself alreadly

Natsuki!!!!

can i have a (you) to start off 2018 with a bang? thanks in advance.

Lewd Natsuki!

Natsuki is not for lewd!

I want her to bite my finger with that fang!!

Your doki but she sends you a (you)

Not this shit again.
Stop.
Don't even think of continuing.

Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Here y'go user

That user better not fucking cheat on Sayori with Monika.
He's got a child on the way for fuck's sake.
>tfw this reminds me of what a psychobitch aunt of mine almost did to another aunt of mine
>tfw she tried to get pregnant with my other aunt's ex-husband
>tfw Monika's appearance resembles my insane aunt

Just give in

...

Natsuki can be for lewd, but only loving,
wholesome lewd.

my stomach feels weird

That's not how legs work

thanks user
i'll go back to drowning my sorrows with beer.
then some vodka to black me out for a while to make the aching pain subside but for a few moments.

Happy new years! I still have 5 hours and 17 minutes left until 2018!

yuri looking like she belongs in area 51

Me too, I'm not gonna make it I was up all night last night

>Stockings with toes

>"Stop bullying user Natsuki" --Yuri scolds Natsuki, afterwards he turns towards user "Don't mind her, she really missed You more than you think, she just doesn't want to be honest" She smiles wryly.
>Natsuki blushing profusely, hits Yuri's shoulders and tells her "Shut up You titty-monster!"
>Yuri follows suit, her face red looking back and forth from Natsuki to user "Y-You brat!"
>Monika interrupts the two "Okay you two, that's enough." She faces towards them, looking serious
>"Ah... sorry, we're being rude guests aren't we?" Yuri replies, "sorry" Natsuki says under her breath
>The living room is suddenly filled with awkward silence Yuri looking towards the T.V, and Natsuki looking at her legs sulking
>user breaks the silence
>"I still prefer Sayori keeping the peace though..." --user slides in
>The girls look at user, surprised
>Monika stares and suddenly laughs, "Hahaha, You're right, Sayori is much nicer when dealing with these types of conflicts" then turns towards again to the girls "Sorry for being a tightwad, I just don't want us to fight after being away for so long."
>Yuri just smiles and Natsuki says that it's nothing
>"Ah I almost forgot!" Monika announces while clapping her hands, "You thought you could get away from the story right?"
>The two girls focus their attention back to Monika
>"Right then, so our story begins back in Highschool..."
A couple of minutes past
>..."user kept 'tripping' and kept groping Sayori's boobs! At first I thought it was just an accident but it happen too many times for me to consider that..."
>"Disgusting" --Natsuki comments
>Yuri just stares at user, it was as if she was looking at garbage
>"But what's really weird that most of it happened while I was near them! It's like user was getting off from it, hahaha~"
>"Really now user..." --Yuri finally speaks
>"Oh come on now Monika, You KNOW those where accidents..." --user defends himself, but doesn't seem to be convincing the girls

what is a "bum bag"?

She is the sun in my sky!

Same man i might not spending with my friends but i will spend it with my family and you anons i love you fellas

I feel like utter dogshit at the impending start of this new year. It feels as if the world's crumbling to pieces underneath me and I can't help but be reminded of how I'm passively responsible for my own worthlessness and the unfulfilling nature of my self-indulgent life. I don't despise existence, but I wish I could just fuck off and run away from it sometimes.

How was your year Anons?

Your doki, but she intentionally gives you an inferiority complex

New years party with Sayori but refusing alcohol because you're both underage and know that the stoic life is very rewarding!

Sayori is the cutest

Another term for "fanny pack", fanny is basically another word for vagina

>Yuri and Natsuki are still looking at user, with disgust, the looks on their faces feel as if they've been violated
>"Ah but I know a few instances that were not accidents, where You admitted of wanting to do it." Monika seductively smiles at user and bites her lips but only for a moment "Right user?"
>The girls couldn't see Monika because they were fixated at user, waiting for another excuse, hoping it wasn't true
>They couldn't see how much Monika was looking seductive, and they weren't aware that user was staring at Monika's chest
>"H-Hey Monika, c-cut it out..." --user speaks bashfully
>"Ah right, sorry user. I tried telling the story in a funny way, but that doesn't seem what happened." --Monika replies
>"Maybe I'll tell it later hmmm? Once I've sipped a bit of alcohol, my mouth might be a bit more loose..." --Monika adds, as she licks her lips
>"Please don--" --user replies meekly
>"Guys! Dinner's ready, come please!" --Sayori is at the door way, she's smiling brightly
>"Ah finally!" --Natsuki perks up ,"I hope You have deserts too!" She turns around to Sayori
>"Thanks for having us." --Yuri also responds
>user stands up and walks past the girls, being first through the door "Let me help You set up the table, Honey." --user turns to Sayori, a bit in a hurry it seems
>"Sure! The plates are already there but please set up the silverware" --Sayori replies while hugging user with one arm
>"Monika is pushing the envelope, I need to be careful" --user thinks to himself while setting the tableware, "She's digging up the past for sure, I can't Sayori know about this. All it takes is for Monika to plant a seed in Sayori's mind and She'll ruin everything I've worked for" --user scratches his brow

>pervert MC

does anyone want my Old user green text I wrote a few days ago. Its kinda sad tho.

>this would happen to me

>>..."user kept 'tripping' and kept groping Sayori's boobs! At first I thought it was just an accident but it happen too many times for me to consider that..."

Thank you for the warm wishes, too. Of course I'm looking forward to reading.

Silly sayori, thats not how you eat an eggplant

I don't like this user. Can I have another one, please?

Smells like Sayori's story from yesterday.

heya teach how are you spending the new years?
im spending it with my family and here

>"What's she after? She plans to blackmail me for what happened years ago, could it be that she wants money? Is she having problems with her job? It can't be... she earns six figures easily..." --user clutches one of the knives, "Is she doing this just to torment Sayori? She's done it in the past for sure, it's not direct but she always was scheming."
>"I've let it slide when it surfaced between because I didn't want to break Sayori's fragile happiness..."
user
Anon?
user!
>Still holding the knife, user looks around him.
>He didn't notice but everyone was already seated near him
>He's setting up the silverware and he's holding a knife near Monika
>"user... Be careful with that." --Sayori snaps him out of his thought
>"I've prepared the food already, haven't You noticed?" --Sayori asks worriedly
>Everyone is staring at user
>Shit I've got to respond
>"Ah sorry everyone, I was just thinking on how big I should cut the Turkey..."
>"user... You shouldn't make everyone worry like that haha! You looked really serious for a moment there." --Sayori laughs and shrugs her worries
>"user, You're really acting weird You know..." --Natsuki comments while chewing down the Pork Cutlets
>"Reminds me of one of my knives" --Yuri adds
>"May I?" --Monika places her hands on the knife, user still holding it
>"A-Ah, sure" --user moves arm towards ever so slightly but then goes towards her hands
>"Alright guys! Dig in" --Sayori proudly announces
>The atmosphere becomes more wholesome
>Couples of hours past
>Everyone's had their fill of food
>The light snow outside suddenly howls stronger, looks like it's going to be a Blizzard
>"The weather's getting worse" --user looks outside the window
>"You guys should stay in!" --Sayori speaks warmly "It should let us catch up a bit more too!"
>"I know just what to set the mood" --Monika reaches to her knapsack revealing a mix of Wine, Beer, Vodka and Whisky
>"Wow Monika... I never knew You were such the drinker..." --Natsuki jokes

Sayori, but she thinks you're supposed to suck one eggplants for some reason

im scared

Im.scared, less then 10 minuytes til new year

I don't love her

This can't end well...

Sayori, but she has a severe oral fixation

>refusing to drink something until being a legal adult

Your doki, but she is obsessed with crash bandicoot, she shows up to club in a crash costume, constantly makes a "woah" noise, attacks asian people, etc

>you will never go back with Sayori to her room with her when she confesses to you to spoon with your hand between her legs fingering her over and over to mind wracking orgasms until her endocrine system resets and her depression is cured

>tfw Monikafag but I'm on Sayori's side for this greentext
Go on...

it's only 6:51pm

thats a very naughty sayori