>there will never be a nagash horde that raises all the casualties from the previous battle as another army (if he wins said battle)
WhY CoNtIn
Nolan Johnson
i want to serve under female dreadlord
Jeremiah Young
I'm in this alternate reality where Thorgrim is actually an autist and never reclaimed his province. Now the Greenies rule supreme and have zero threats
Colton Sanchez
ARABY AND KISLEV NOT AMAZONS AND ALBION OK PRAISE VARG
Jackson Hernandez
>turn 64
give it time
there are no brakes on the dwarf blob train
Isaiah Ross
>confederates behind you
Connor Martinez
>six settlements >reign supreme Don't think so, Ti.
Isaac Young
The Dwarf blob always takes a while to get going in my games. But it always does eventually.
Mason Stewart
>thinks Thorgrim isn't going flip the fuck out >thinks that book isn't totally full with greenskin grudges >turn 64
lad...
Blake Sanders
True, but the rest of the tribes are tripping over themselves to join my pain train
Ryder Brooks
too bad dwarves are based fuck greenskins
Ryder Gomez
The omnipotence and glory of Nagash ain't fee, the land of the living has to be littered with the bodies of innocents. Settra "I do not serve, I drool" Is not my undead overlord,he is a nobody and is probably a vampire. Arkhan not niggra, praise Nagash
Isaiah Baker
what should my dark elf corsair raiding and pirating stack be? (in SFO) i want to just send a random full stack off to go sack random shit in the east.
Charles Allen
Skaven have taken up residence in eastern Kislev
SIGMAR FORBIDS THIS REMOVE CHEESE FROM PREMISES
Adrian Clark
why does twh1 run smooth as fuck, but twh2 run like garbage?
Zachary Baker
Fighting Skaven as empire is great fun >set up handgunners to have crossing fields of fire >set up crossbowmen on a hill to maximize range against running skaven backs >reiksguards reiking guards as they do >the only enemy where Lore of Metal isn't shit since they cluster together
Benjamin Lewis
Because you are a computerlet
Elijah Kelly
Any way to get the warp bomb ability when attacking
Jaxon Howard
Now I know why the computer sucks at sieges, they don't build towers, they only build rams. Wtf Duke, get your shit together.
Ryder Robinson
Is there a guide for a TT army comp so I can play them in TW? I don't care about balance.
Hudson Rodriguez
Can someone post the WH2 rollin sheet? The vortex one (if there is such a thing). Thanks.
Luis Flores
Only if you attack on your own territory.
Easton Brooks
Who should I play as? I have no idea what the difference is between the Shogunate and the Imperials, what the war is even about, who's who or what
Jacob Flores
min 25% core max 50% special max 25% lord/heroes
so like 5 lords/heroes, 10 special, 5 core would work
I'm posting until we get our promised regimental gangbang
Alexander Sanders
rollin
Brayden Gonzalez
I STILL WANT TO FUCK HER
Kevin Garcia
Is it by a regiment of renown?
Oliver Mitchell
Obama
Kevin Williams
Someone post some beastmen memes
Aaron Young
Five lords/heroes? What the figgidy. I will never lose.
Ethan Bailey
Have you talked to anyone about your attraction to men?
Jackson Hernandez
>muffled my lady in the background
Best your ever gonna get white- i mean grAil Knight is a “just friends” blessing while she creams herself to superior wood elf men
Kayden Young
The terminally dysfunctional and centuries old Tokugawa Shogunate is suicidally opposed to opening the country to any kind of foreign influence, even medicine or modern weaponry to let them actually defend themselves from foreign powers. They mostly live in a dream world of YAMATO DAMASHII where their image of HONOURABU SAMURAI is based on the peacetime fables of armchair warriors, rather than any actual relevant historical warlords. The Imperials think this is retarded and that you should at the very least modernize enough not to become the West's toilet bitch.
Thomas Butler
>implying it's possible to lose to the AI 20 v 20 unless you have a skaven early-stack or a low-level lord + gobbos
Gavin Hall
It's still going to happen. Don't forget all those minor dorf factions will get confederated.
Dominic Rodriguez
So imperial it is then
Liam Sanchez
what's your favourite non legendary type of lord?
Mason James
Yeah...that is the problem isn't it.
Caleb Clark
Witch hunter
I like his special accusation skill in battle
It amuses me to imagine him pointing at archeon and screaming heretic at him so profusely that archy feels bad a loses health points
Brody Jones
SHE IS A STRAIGHT WHITE WOMAN (MALE) WOOD ELFS HAVE SMALL DicKS
Colton Cruz
>They mostly live in a dream world of YAMATO DAMASHII where their image of HONOURABU SAMURAI is based on the peacetime fables of armchair warriors, rather than any actual relevant historical warlords. (The warriors, that is. The leadership is mostly corrupt and more concerned with protecting or enriching irself in this time of national crisis. There were plenty of level-headed Shogunate officials, but over time they were sidelined, imprisoned, or executed.)
William Taylor
...
Jackson Ramirez
You are a HOMOSEXUAL (male).
Henry Sanchez
Are they any fun to play
They seem to be just a Shite wood elf alternative
Jose Roberts
How did you arrive at that conclusion?
Jordan Cox
huh? they have pretty much nothing in common with wood elves and yes wrecking shit with minotaurs and cygors is fun
Nolan Ramirez
I AM ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT ELVES.
David White
based bro
Cooper Price
Wrecking shit with Minotaurs and Cygors is fun, bestial rage (fightiness) is a pain in the ass.
You lose much quicker since its a horde faction.
Lincoln Cook
Forest fuckers with low tech and a penchant for fucking with mankind
Jackson Smith
might as well say that chaos and wood elves are same thing
Carson Miller
NO DICKS ONLY MAKES IT BETTER
Isaac Robinson
Okay, ignoring the part where you didn't even consider the gameplay, the thematic difference between wood elves and beastmen in the treehugging department is that of a consensual romp and a brutal backalley rape. There are also few, if anyone, in all of Warhammer who fucks with humanity as little as the wood elves do, considering their extreme reluctance to ever leave their forest.
Zachary Gray
What are the Empire regiments of renown?
Hunter Lewis
>literally rape, loot, and kill countless Brettonians at the start of Spring >reluctance to ever leave the forest The WEs are assholes and all of them deserve to be brutally murdered twice (for being murderous goons and for being elves)
Zachary Davis
Sons of Sigmar Stirland's Revenge Tattersouls Silver Bullets Royal Gryphites Zintler's Reiksguard Hammer of the Witches The Sunmaker Templehof Luminark
Elijah Brooks
But that would be correct
Alexander Robinson
This is Warhammer, they're all assholes.
Sebastian Flores
Tree Hitler's a special kind of asshole
Ethan Robinson
>literally rape, loot, and kill countless Brettonians you mean like brettonian knights do?
Kevin Cruz
>Abandon the Empire campaign because got bored of fighting Norsca >Start Niggerond campaing >Have to fight with snowniggers >Want to try Lizardmemes for first time. >Have to fight with le vikingz CA... pls... fix them... I can't take this any longer...
Justin Ross
Yep, why the fuck do elves get special privileges to live in a magical wood but no one else can? It’s bull
Christopher Hughes
>reroll Skaven >have fun
True, but I think the WE are the worst among the elves, dark eleves (who are more assholish than the others already), the dwarves and lizardmen are just autistic
they don't do it for sport like the WEs do; also, the WE takes little Bretonnian peasant boys as (sex) slaves
Jordan Lopez
Not really, he's just a tree so he looks out for his fellow trees, same way that humans look out for humans (although humans kill humans far more often than trees kill trees).
Nicholas Myers
it should be tattersouls if we're doing numbers hammer for the humor or gryphites because that's what they always do anyway
Dominic Diaz
Thanks. Giving a spin now.
Logan Peterson
who's playing Total War instead of going out and making friends and socializing in this one-in-a-year festivity where everyone is cheerful to eachother?
I know I am. Gelt campaign here I come.
Eli Smith
That didn't come out right
I'm saying the WEs are the biggest assholes, the dwarfs and lizzies are autists
my top 3 biggest assholes in WH
WE DE Skaven
suprise suprise, the elves take Gold and Silver
Luke Fisher
Comparing WE to DE is like comparing the Empire to the WoC.
Ethan Gomez
Which ones would people like to see fuck a dark elf?
James Turner
>Invite claimants, land them and push their claims, you can conquer a kingdom in a single war that way.
So i tried this, but then the guy I fought a war for took his new place and told me to fuck off.
Did i do this wrong?
Isaac Kelly
i must be some special snowflake because i always enjoy killing snowniggers
Leo Lee
2018, year of history.
Landon Brooks
Shut up bitch, play a character who doesn’t single handedly fuck up the empire by “accidentally” using necromancy
Robert Ross
>making friends and socializing in this one-in-a-year festivity where everyone is cheerful to eachother This is how I know that you've always skipped New Year celebration.
Blake Gray
>Lord
Mason Ross
chorfs are the worst
Jackson Foster
The WEs and DEs are basically the same, except the DEs acknowledge that they're sick bastards while the WEs are too busy raping and killing peasant boys to do so. Even the trees hate the WEs.
Liam Bell
wrong general bruh you need to be empire to vassalize kangs and they already need to be your vassal if you want to help them conquer some kingdom btw
Christopher Jenkins
The Templehof Luminark. We don't talk about ET here.
Nolan Moore
>The WEs and DEs are basically the same You're out of your goddamn mind.
Angel Long
May the next year be full of shitposting and solid releases. Oh and no Albion please.
Jaxson Thomas
>Oh and no Albion please GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nathan Russell
I wanna see the crew of the hammer doing it. Name is a nice pun and arty crews are cool. Like maybe a dark elf assassin gets behind the lines and thinks she has an easy target. But these are big burly cannon men.
Thomas James
Other than the giant orgies
Nicholas Torres
We don’t talk about how Gelt “accidentally” raised some skeletons out of his arse because Franz said it was gelts nap time but Gelt was too autistic to take the hint that he was embarrassing himself in front of the greatest men in the empire, and in doing so caused everyone to just arbitrarily give up on the not Great Wall of China, even though it was the one thing stopping the empires certain destruction?
Matthew Williams
Yes that's correct; we don't talk about that and other events that took place during the ET here.
Jackson Evans
Gee I sure can’t wait for another “northern barbarian” faction to deal with!
Logan White
I do.
Luis Wood
>paying 10 bux for a 1 settlement race
Henry Gomez
Fair enough. Out of curiosity, do you like the ET or do you just respect it since it's cannon? Or both?
Christopher Morales
THEY WILL MAKE THE ISLAND BIGGER THEY WILL MAKE THEM UNIQUE