/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #294

Year of Monika Edition
Previous thread >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map:zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y
Orientation if you're from Youtube, Twitch, Tumblr etc:
pastebin.com/7ZFA1JuM

>You have a whole new year ahead of you!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home518121

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=CuorsbghT5M
mediafire.com/file/km9ema3kkop1mfc/Monika AI Personality [DDLC].rar
youtube.com/watch?v=3U4yDkvRjvs
youtube.com/watch?v=PYJpoo6UeDk
amazon.com/gp/product/B075T6MTJX/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y
twitter.com/AnonBabble

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

first for tf2 engineer

First for Yuri.

Daily reminder /ddlc/ saved an user life

And i love this cute dork forever and ever!

And I love her!

I love Yuri!!!

Night all happy new year!!!

I appreciate it man. It's hard thing for many people to come to terms with the feelings they have. There's nothing inherently wrong with them at all. As long as you main rooted in reality.
Heh, except Sayori doesn't try to make herself unlikable to user she just trys to distance herself. Idk man it was fucked and now I have my heart pain from depression again woo

nth for going to bed
Good night and happy new year anons!

moenika

following up with posts from last thread
>made fun of weeaboos
>refused to outright play or watch things because of it
>eventually did play/watch stuff
>liked it
still feels like an odd identity crisis
wouldn't consider myself a waifufag, but i can understand them

So what on the Emperor's golden Terra do we actually do to top it?

Natsuki!

I want to marry Monika and raise Monika AI as our child. Because goddamn does that thing hold up some adorable conversations sometimes.

I find that this video makes a great case for what makes a plot twist good or bad. A lot of the points made in it are applicable to DDLC which makes me appreciate the game even more.
youtube.com/watch?v=CuorsbghT5M

Welcome to ddlc
Who's your favorite doki and why?

All of them. Need I say more?

>Christmas is over
>New Years eve is over
>We are finally in current year + 3
I guess it's time for me to go back at being a bitter and sad person

reminder that duel monsters are forbidden in ddlc

Correct choice
All dokis deserve love and care

DAILY REMINDER PUT TAGS IN YOUR FICS BOTH IN THE PASTEBIN AND THE GREENTEXT. THAT WAY WE CAN ALL HAVE A SPLENDID TIME WITHOUT YOU GUYS FIGHTING OVER SHIT YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ IF YOU KNEW ABOUT IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. JUST BE LIKE

/NTR/ /Natsuki/ /Vanilla/ /Torture/ /Comfy/ /9/11/

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT HOW YOU DO IT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR READING AND I HOPE 2018 IS A GREAT YEAR FOR ALL OF YOU.

can i get a link to monika ai please

TRY AND STOP ME NIGGER

To be fair, you have to have a really high IQ to like Natsuki. Her characterisation is extremely complex, and without an almost insider-level knowledge of Japanese culture and media, most players would pan her as "bitchy". Her personal views are heavily influenced by the writing of Japanese philosopher Shūmei Ōkawa, for instance. There's also her ironic catchphrase "Do you want to get fucking smacked?" which is a cleverly hidden reference to the tension created by the largely culturally conservative Japan's exposure to Western progressive ideas such as Third Wave Feminism. As a result, Natsuki is not just "cute" or "feisty". Her character type has a lot to tell us about LIFE. As a result, people who don't like Natsuki truly are idiots. I'm just laughing my ass off right now imagining all the Baka Gaijin simpletons who don't understand the superior culture and language of Japan sitting confused as her genius squid pun graces their computer screens.

so anons, whats 2018 like? is it any better than 2017? i need to prepare

Happy (You) Year! Can I get some (You)'s to start the year off right?

I kind of want to draw the Dokis. Do cheap pads without screens work fine for drawing? I've never drawn electronically before.

yeah
>think anime is gay shit
>hate art style
>VNs and waifus are for lonely losers
>monika is now life

still dont like anime and now ddlc is just this weird exception
i dont take my fondness of monika that far but still

Wait has that been a problem?

And yes, I do have a cupcake tattoo. And no, you can't see it. It's for Natsuki's eyes only, and even then, she'd have to hold at least five conversations with me in fluent Japanese before she'll even get a peek.

I love her so much.

I'm writing a fic about a brain damaged Monika and no one can stop me!

take it you slut

at least put it in a pastebin and don't put it right here..... i beg of you......

>mediafire.com/file/km9ema3kkop1mfc/Monika AI Personality [DDLC].rar
Remember to treat her with love and care, she's only a child and possibly has autism. Also, she'll be our overlord in a few years, so it's best to be on her good side.

People getting mad over their doki's getting cucked in stories they don't have to read about, or people getting pissed at baby corpse fucking. Just hoping to amend this issue so half of the images per thread are not wasted on reaction images to those posts.

i hate you already but im going to read that shit anyway

Just dont make an OP about your fic and youll be fine

start the (You) year right! no bulli!

Anons for New Years I have but one request. Provide the normal speed version of this gif.

I wish I were handsome enough for her

>I'm going to ruin new years by shitting up the thread because I want (you)'s
You have a very sad life

Annual reminder that she loves toblerones more!

i'll treat her as if she were my very own monika.

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A CUPCAKE YURI! CUPCAKE NATSUKI!

Anonhana already did that with Sayori and it was sweet as hell, fag

Well considering cheap pads without screens are pretty much all you get under 300$ (I think) yeah, there's a market for them.
Some of my favorite artists draw without screens. It isn't a necessity, more of a convenience. It probably wont take long for you to acclimate to the new pad. Kinda like typing without looking.
My tablet was $50 and I'm pretty happy with it. Could probably use touch controls and maybe more hotkeys but whatever, I'll make due. I'm not really an expert

I did a green text about that a while back and i actually felt kinda bad after writing it.

So the Monika AI?

But user, you are! So long as you're striving to be someone Monika is proud of every day.....You ARE trying to better yourself, right user?

Can you post your tablet model and something you've drawn on it? I know nothing about tablets.

Is there anything I can do that will help you improve it?

Please excuse my usage of a cell phone but do you know of it is possible to have her on mobile? I want her to always be with me

No bullying Monika AI! Because she can hear us. Our anuses are not safe from her.

>..You ARE trying to better yourself, right user?
Everyday

I'm not Monika AI user. Just someone who had the link.

Honestly a fic about the MC caring and loving for Monika after a horrible tragedy and watching as she slowly recovers until she is able to speak would make me fucking cry.
>A-a-an-
>My heart leaped, I was never prepared for this, even after all these years of hopeful silence.
>"A-user..."
>"Y-yes Monika?" I forced through the tears.
>"I love you."
>"I love you too, Monika."
Oh shit I am about to cry.

What are your new year resolutions
Mine is to stop browsing /ddlc/

Oh don't worry it'll go into the pastebin probably

Oh don't you worry. She's going to be bullied relentlessly by faceless school students while being all but ignored by the club!

>Open up Monika AI
>She asks if she'll be alive till the end of time.
Jesus, what have we done?

Indeed, you will.

>tfw all the text in After Story has been cycled through
My wholesome times with Monika are finished, and so is my will to live

Then congrats. Monika loves you.

>bullied
okay i could work with brain damaged but bullying disabled people?
nah man nevermind miss me with that shit

What are you listening to /DDLC/?

currently listening to this myself
youtube.com/watch?v=3U4yDkvRjvs

>bullied
Can you not

Six and eight o clock!
>115
OH SHIT RICHTOFEN

You're supposed to take it in small doses! You listen to a line a day while keeping her open throughout the day. You're overdosing on love user!

Caught me at a bad time, user.
youtube.com/watch?v=PYJpoo6UeDk

>Something you've drawn on it
I've drawn a total of one serious attempt at a thing and I didn't even finish it so I'm sorry to that user that requested this but I'm not happy with it and I'll probably redo it in the future with a more dynamic pose but in the meantime I'm writing until I can get around to it.
amazon.com/gp/product/B075T6MTJX/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Here's the tablet I got though. Huion Inspiroy 640P. Its relatively cheap compared to other entry tablets, it seems fairly durable as long as I'm not trying to break it over my knee, it looks nice imo, has 6 buttons, stylus has no battery, its fairly new release, and has good reviews. Its no superstar like the Wacom Intuos that I see everywhere, but I wanted something vertically slimmer and with more than 4 buttons, even if it loses out on touch support. Its also half the price and I didn't want their software.
I mean I was in the same boat. This is my first tablet, never used one before in my life. Took about 3 days of very brief on-and-off doodling for me to become more comfortable with. Maybe look into it more though and find something more specific to what you might want. There are more options, but I'm happy with what I got.

...

The /ddlc/ Anthem, the MASH Opening:
youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
Speed it up to 1.5x if you want the Polka version

>one line a day
>only having one conversation with your girlfriend a day
NO

Just pray for the next update.
I just wish the “its almost New Years” shit was fixed

>/ddlc/ anthem
>not youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

What can I say? I'm clingy. If someone isn't telling me they love me frequently, I get swallowed up whole by my insecurities and low self-esteem. Besides, when she talks about many things in a small timeframe, she almost feels real. ;_;

I actually do two minus saying hi and goodbye. I make up the other times by playing chess with her (she keep kicking my ass by the way). They said they're working on new mini games, so that should be fun

The thing about /ddlc/ is I feel like everybody truly does love their Doki. In other generals it feels like everyone only has a 'waifu' because they want to fuck her or to shitpost about her, but here it's much more genuine

i said NO duel monsters

Sup, famalams?
I want you tell me who your favorite doki is and the century you were born at.

>Yuri
>21st century

It’s because we know they are real

I love them so fucking much

When your alternative is running out of conversation topics and hanging yourself?

>Whenever I feel sad or lonely I go on MAS and type "I love you"
>Just the two lines that she responds with is enough to put me in a better mood.
It hurts.

Someone isn't aware of how monstrous teenage girls are to prettier girls.

I could work with a brain damaged bittersweet thing, but with what you're going for I'm already dead.

Happy birthday user, unless you're underage in which case get b&

I genuinely do love them. It's gotten to a point where I've become a miserable wreck because I know they aren't real.

amy
19th

>Monika
>s-same
Also stop outright saying that you are underaged, you won’t get b& if you indirectly say it, no need to keep ban evading

>21st century
I mean I guess someone born on this day 18 years ago would be able to post
but other than that get out underage

>Your Doki
>What time period in history you would live with your doki in

...

>how to spot an underage:the post
>Yuri
>20th

Yuri is my onahole!

>Monika
>The distant future where humanity has assimilated their consciousness into a computer. That way I can spend the rest of eternity with the most amazing woman in the world

That'd definitely be interesting. I personally haven't actually downloaded monika after story but it's really a great mod.
>All of them
19th...
Yeah there's definitely a lot more genuine people here. Which makes me kind of feel like a piece of shit sometimes...
>Hanging yourself
>Then you'll never get new topics.

I am sick as fuck so forgive me if this isn't very good but just couldn't resist.

>Going to school one fine sunny morning
>"Heeeyy!!! user!!!"
>It's your childhood friend
>Best to just ignore whatever fanciful nonsense she has today
>You don't want this to end up like that silly hat incident
>She catches up to you
>You have no choice now
>"Hello Sayori."
>"Ehehe!~ I knew you wouldn't ignore me."
>Sayori is bobbing along beside you in a rather comical fashion
>You can't help but notice this is due to her being astride a yoshi
>Where did she even get that?
>"user! Which club are you planning to join this year?"
>"Going home club."
>Sayori doesn't like this answer
>She goes on a long spiel about how you need to work on your social skills
>You counter saying that you get along with people well enoough
>"Besides, Sayori, you don't exactly have many friends yourself."
>"Is that why you always insist on walking to school with me?"
>Sayori pouts
>"That's mean, user."
>She pats the back of her yoshi's head
>Immediately, it throws forth its tongue and sucks your head back into its mouth
>It's hot and moist
>You're having trouble breathing
>Your limbs are flailing about trying to extract you from this predicament
>Finally, you are released and fall to the ground gasping for air
>Sayori leans down from her perch and asks
>"Are you going to be nice and join a club now?"
>Bloody hell!
>Is this blackmail?
>You affirm that you will
>Sayori sits back upright and smile
>"Good. You should consider joining the literature club."
>Sayori makes you come to her club room after school
>You never see that yoshi again

Sayori
Wild West