/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #296

Kimono Monika Edition
Previous thread >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map:zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y
Orientation if you're from Youtube, Twitch, Tumblr etc:
pastebin.com/7ZFA1JuM

>You have a whole new year ahead of you!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home518121

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

daily reminder that sayori loves you

Natsuki!

Remainder that every doki is best doki!

...

I just want to be kissed by monikanon

Reminder that Yuri did nothing wrong

I love her too.

WHO TOOK MY GODDAMN LUNCH MONEY!?

I love Yuri!!!

She is the sun in my sky!

A poem for the new year.

Growing Pains

Our comfort is a close embrace,
Strong arms around us, thawing out
That ice that every day is placed
Within our minds, our fears, our doubts.
It keeps us safe, it keeps at bay
The terror that comes creeping in.
And with routine, with day-to-day,
Sweet comfort lasts without an end.

How disgusting.

Discomfort is what brings on growth-
Muscles scream in pain as they swell!
And I, on the precipice, feel reticence, hesitance.
Good! Grand!
I'll wrap one arm around them both
And see them both in hell.
Progress isn't sandy grains
Dripping through a pinpoint aperture.
It's aches and pains.
It's fears of change.
And on the cliff, about to fall,
I'll take a step, accept them all,
And smile at all I've gained.

>Please provide feedback!

Good afternoon everyone~! I hope you all had a great New Years and if you made any resolutions, I hope you're going to stick to them!
Anyways, welcome back to the poetry club!

Word of the thread is "commitment"!
Alternatives are 'plague' and 'cosmic'.

Well I'll try to keep this brief. If you want to write a poem, please consider using one of the three above words as your theme, topic, or inspiration! You can interpret them in any way since ideally these don't mean the exact same thing to everyone.
Feel free to share it and discuss your poem with others and discuss other's poems with them!
I'm looking forward to reading your works, so have fun!

I don't hate you! I could never. There are good times and bad and I won't say this place hasn't gone downhill since the beginning, but I still love you all, you know? I'm just a bit busy, I promise. It'll be business as usual by the end of the week!
Also yes I deleted this one in the last thread. I was just a few seconds too late, but I'll respect it!
Monika!

>You have a whole new year ahead of you!
>a whole year of suicides

he's a hairy man!

yuckey!

Every day Monika works hard to make it to 3-D. So remember to do something to better yourself every day for her for when that special day comes.

I just want to be kissed by monikainon

got dammit op now i look like a dumbass because i made bread seconds before you did but you beat me to the linking.

>implying he doesn't shave
I'm not into trap stuff but I do shave

>What're ya doing user?

>there's no ingame option to pick up Sayori in your arms, take her to her house, and spend lots of time with her
fuckin danlet

fappin'

Thinking of ways to bully you

Eating Pringles.

Hey
You can take my lunch

stop fighting for the OP

I want to cum in her cleavage and make her go to class without cleaning it up.

Uniting the Finno Ugric peoples with Monika!

We love you monikanon. You are credit to team!

GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!

Wishing you were real.

monika has the sad

Just hanging out

Every thread until I feel enough people have seen it too.

nigga i made the bread 2 mins earlier before he did, and this was my first time making bread so he beat me in the linking part

sayori looks like a dork!

DON'T LOOK AT ME!
I'M SO FAT AND UGLY!
PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Natsuki!

i moved on from her because yuri is good

I take her out and give her the happy.

monika looking kinda retarded

Trying to understand: what's the new update that Russians are talking about.
185 MB...

Listening to psychedelic/stoner metal and putting off cleaning up from New Years.

He is almost guaranteed to shave or wax.

>Eww is this who Sayori brought to the club? No way!

Heh.

it's probably just a bugfix or translation fix or something

She's a cute dork! I wish she was my dork!

Thanks man

FAKE

Your doki, but she's been kidnapped by Christian Weston Chandler and is about to be raped by his bent penis. Do you have what it takes to save her?

Agreed

Just say AI user

Natsuki is now ordered by Monika to clean my fat rolls and wash my fat body.

People are sayin' that they have new .pyo-files in the folder.

no.

i give him a CURSE YE HAMEHA!!!!!

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

I would slay that degenerate to get back my doki

I think drawing her on her tippy toes would be easier

>Implying CWC could get over his own spaghetti enough to try to overpower anything with a vagina.

Would honestly be disappointed in my doki for not slapping him around like a bitch for trying.

>CWC
i'm pretty sure nearly anyone can defeat Chris-chan, after all he is just a fat autist

curse ye...
ha me...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Wait what, it says we got an update on steamdb

I can't get to Virginia in time to stop him from raping her at least twice.

which doki would be best at giving head?

>cwc
she could unironically save herself

Told you.

Due to the fact that you rolled a four, it's ineffective. Chris jumps to the side and fires some pepper spray at you. If evens it hits everyone reading, weakening all your attacks. If odds then you manage to evade.

shitposting

I don’t think he could

Monika. She has a lot of practice.

>yuri pulls out a knife
>i'm gonna cut you a new vagina fatboy

i use sonichu dash to evade it

There
Now she has the happy

If Chris chan was a servant in the holy grail war, what class would he be? What would his noble phantasm be?

I'd say he'd be a Berserker.
His noble phantasm is a reality marble that summons CWCville and the chaotic combo.

us there some list of wgat you can talk about in the monika afterstory?

I didn't get any Steam update, and the itch.io version hasn't been updated, so fake and gay.

>monikanon a trap
>erika a trap
great, as if I needed more reasons to leave ddfc

seconded. all the variants of monikanon's name are getting tiresome

I think I am fatigued

>All of these people underestimating the mayor of goddamn CWCville

Y'all niggas would get a taste of his curse-shot.

>trap
Retard

looking at thread~

Are you ok user?

I'm going to stay up late and harm myself with abusive substances heated up in the microwave, then bully my own waifu over being incapable of winning waifu wars!

>leaving
have fun missing out on free blowjob day

get a good night's sleep, user! i dont want you getting sick!

Not gonna lie, this has got me more excited than Danlet's next project, purely because of the hypothetical shit that may happen if it hit it big there too.

>Monikanon and Erika lift their skirts to reveal, big, thick, throbbing cocks oozing with precum
>This is bad somehow

stop posting any time!

Your skills are commendable. However, useless against a master of the sonichu ways. Chris unscrews a bottle of his cum filled fanta and hurls it your way. Below five and the bottle misses. Five and above and you get hit and become covered in his juices.

Erika denies it. Monikanon ignores it.
If I had to guess I would say Erika isn't a trap and Monikanon is.

Then leave?

underageb&

Cant Argue with that

sayori is thick

PUT YOUR HANDS UP, WE'VE SURROUNDED YOUR POSITION

Natsuki has so much practice wolfing down food whenever she gets it that she's really good at suppressing her gag reflex. She'd be able to take you all the way to the base regardless of size. Might tease you with her fang.

Sayori would be careful and loving, with lots of kissing, licking, stroking, and gentle sucking. It'd be a very long, drawn out process.

Yuri would be the most enthusiastic, choking herself on you and tightly hugging your waist so you can't get away. Definitely the loudest of the dokis, using her moans to vibrate her throat for you.

Monika would want you to grab her by the ponytail and force her down on you. She would never break eye contact, and maintain a vacuum seal around you with her lips so nothing could get out when you finish.

This.
Always this.
Every single day, this.

It will never change.