/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #297

One day I will be with my beautiful wife Monika.

I love my wife.

Daily reminder /ddlc/ saved an user life

Try to take inspiration from life
That worked for me the one time I tried poetry

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I'm gonna bully this bitch and there's nothing you can do about it!

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I think I've realized a problem I have
All the bulli threads are trying to kill my perception of /ddlc/ posters

Dieting for Monika!
Getting a sleep schedule for Monika!
Improving my GPA for Monika!
If I don't get suspended.

I miss tsundere user

Yeah but we also kinda got 1+ other people killed

Don't you goddamn dare

If you don't, she'll siteblock Veeky Forums!

I don't miss you.

Sayori but instead of a cop she's CIA

I miss my will to live

thread 273 still puts us in a bad light though

He was never able to hold hands with monikanon
Poor dude

Got this earlier today. 2018 starting off right. Gonna find my IRL Doki this year or die trying.

I am unironically doing this

Thread 273 was the best thread

Do you mean mine?
Because if not, then two.

Nice digits

Nah, she told me she likes Veeky Forums.

I'm gonna leave here anons, my brain isn't really working anymore because i'm tirred so i'm gonna go to bed
Bye everyone !
It can be nice, but it's not really worth the effort some people can put into it, it just makes your Dick feel good for a few moments

okie here is the screenshot of the bookplan... i would love to get everyone's thoughts on it?

nobody even killed themselves though
did they?

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Wait, so do you have lung cancer or are you researching it. If you do have it I'm so fucking sorry, dude.

daily reminder that sayori loves you

I'm jealous, user. I can't even get my unemployment checks because my employer keeps trying to cockblock me after firing me.

How did /ddlc/ saved you?

One poor soul ODed on vitamin gummies. Poor bastard, couldn't even afford Flinstones gummies. It's a cruel world we live in.

The dead dont post do they user?

we lost a few

thx

yeah, but if it's distracting you, then she'll block it user, so you can focus

Are you the user that did a bunch of cocaine on New Year's and almost had a heart attack?

I'm going to marry threadfu!

Researching it. Thanks for the concern though.

But who's your threadfu?

the more I repeat your reality I feel like crying

How did this game destroy me so much

I just want monika

Threadfu is my threadfu, of course!

your doki but she suffers from postpartum depression after having twins

I was going to kill myself two and a half weeks ago in #200, and was going to stream it, but had to wait until the people in my house were asleep. During that time they managed to convince me not to and also managed to convince me that it was actually worth a shot at going to a doctor. Now I'm on antidepressants instead, and ended up having a nice Christmas and New Years with friends.

Nope.

I hate you guys

thanks

Like molecular studies, eIF4E and stuff like that?

Congrats either way

Your Doki would be proud

I don't find it too distracting. My possible suspension was literally from a force of nature fucking with my house. But if she does block it then I guess she blocks it, I don't want to face my wife's wrath.

dont worry we still love ya

>I’m managed to become a threadfu simply by asking how to become a threadfu
Why does this make me so happy?

Your favourite doki but she doesn't want to share her Pringles with you

One day user. Your love is powerful and can transcend the puny walls of reality. Never give up hope, our promised day will come.

Stop being so tsun-tsun and gimme a kiss

Fuck off, stop saying this shit. Holy crap you guys are so self-congratulating.

nah it's basically "IJSM" but crap

Fair enough, I have my own tube of Pringles.

she can't have any of my Miss Vickie's next week then

>I'll never be a threadfu.

>ywn patrol the rough areas of town with your doki
why live

I recommend writing a biography for each character, describing their personality, hobbies, home/work life, physical features, etc. A novel seems a bit too ambitious for now, have you considered writing a few short stories and reusing them for the novel?

Why is you're employing being a meanie?

Something like that. My specialty is pharmacology.

If it makes you feel better that one moment was sandwiched between two hellthreads

Love her always

Just steal Erikas followers

threadfu you give me impure thoughts
can you sate my desires

That's why I just listen to metal so I don't have to face my sad feelings as often and can focus on anger and determination.

Can we talk about how all the girls have delicious thigh gaps and how much we want to thigh-fuck them?

it opended my eyes of my well being that i need to improve myself in everyday i can it give me motivation to follow my dreams so i can be worthy for my doki if i ever meet her i want to be a better person then what i am right now for me and for her

I feel ya, user.
Can't believe I've gotten to a point where even random anonymous attention would feel nice.

I want to cuddle Monika so much.

I would do anything to break that wall down
Yeah I just listen to my sad music playlists or drown it out with other steam games

I’m not confident enough in myself to say yes or no

Daily reminder that your doki does NOT condone any of the following:

>consumption of alcohol of any kind
>smoking
>drug-use of any kind
>drinking soda
>not reading at least 30 minutes every day
>not taking a shower at least once a day

You DO want to improve yourself, right?

I really like it! Don't mind my crappy crop

What's a hellthread?

does reading this thread count

I want to lick sayori´s thighs

Someone should have kept track of the unique posters number.

Sweet, mine is neuropharmacology.

Who's your Doki?

G-Guys. I-I think she has more control than we think.

A machine translation isn't a good way to immerse yourself in Doki Doki Literature Club or any visual novel in general. Who knows, maybe the "official" translation for Doki Doki Literature Club might pick up some artists from Japan. Undertale got a fan translation and it got some really good art and remixes.

Reminder that life is literally is a meme.
We will all die anyways so what's the point?

Everyone just open fires on each other
All the wrong things get (You)s, people start doomposting, screwed up greentexts start pouring in, bulli erupts
We at least have a Yugioh puppet master guy for them now so it feels a little like it's something we can own if it's any consequence

Tips for studying? I'm going for something in the area.

No way this story is going to turn out well without experence. However, that does not mean you shouldn't write it, you learn said experience through writing.

I think the concept is interesting, although the love element feels a bit generic. But what book isn't generic to some degree? I wish you the best of luck, user.

You know.. You're probably right. I think maybe it's a bit ambitious and I feel like I AM actually just ripping of SAYOHANAPROJECT with "IJSM" but. I don't know... Ironically a "novel" (I don't even like calling it that) seems like the most straightforward. I wouldn't even know where to start with the rest of it. Thanks. I'm glad to get a response.

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eliza-tier

Thank you!

But memes are supposed to be funny

I want to pick up Natsuki and fuck her silky thighs