Fighting Games General /fgg/

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>3 years

that's conservative

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>Godlike at A3
>Godlike at ST
>Godlike at 3S
>destroys the goobers constantly
>lives in /fgg/s head rent free
>created dank, the most relevant trip since Cloud805
>kicked out the discord for destroying PISSS
>exposed Dyne
>Exposed Koji
>exposed Chariot
>exposed Broski to endpoint
>doesn't even need to trip, even as user he gets acknowledged and respected
>BTFO doug so hard he stopped playing jive forever and made an out of context gif
>won majors in DOA
>most important personality in /fgg/

by not calling it jive like a braindead faggot

Is Sakura a twitch streamer?

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based

>create mentally retarded character
>is designed to be easy for literal retarded people
Is Capcom the most progressive fighting game developer?

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whats his endgame?

fuck off she's my pet

Why is everyone playing Es now in Blazblue. What a boring character. And ugly sword.

TiGGAMAN rings a bell, was he EU?

Strong and simple to pick up.

I don't play it enough to dedicate time to hard characters and she's pretty simple and fun

why is this possible anyway? people don't realize just how viable running away is in this piece of shit.

CUTE

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Why haven't you bought her dlc costume? Don't you know she's going to be a good character for a beginner in 2 weeks?

What an awful game

Why does bullet sound like a man when she backdashes?

Then why is nuzzling me for a walk right now?

>why is this possible anyway?
because capcom systematically nerfed every single type of movement in the game so even braindead mashing scrubs can keep up with the action in the game.

and she has terrible caveman posture

Where's the semen demon from? Maybe I should start playing anime fighters

Menat is purely fapbait for tryhards.

Haha, it won't even be three months
>Jive AE comes out and people realise it was shit
>Sakura has gone from a high IQ neutral character in SFIV to some shitty vortex 50/50 jive character
>blanka comes out and kills the game
>meanwhile DBZ takes all of the top street fighter players
>Arc get more investment because shareholders will see jive dying and want to go for Arc
>CPT will die and DBZTour will take over
>Tokido, Daigo, Bonchan, Punk, Du etc. will all switch
I think at this rate it won't even be included at EVO 2017

because it was christmas downloadable content

Its "possible" because that Laura retard player went full pitbull instead of stopping in front of the corner to catch juri with an AA.

just how shit are you at fighting games to not understand that?

whats it with those retarded posts that make literally no sense?

I don't think she knows she's female

You think Juri should let Laura unga bunga in melee range? Laughing at your whole life and existence.

The fact you keep your distance and try to stay in control with grapplers applies to all fighting games with grapplers.

playheart!

>sakura
>high iq neutral

wat

Imagine being the kind of person who would type this out.

nah lol it's possible because SFV is a dumbed down party masher.

any fighting game worth a shit would easily allow you to massively punish that jumping juri

only in SFV is a situation like that even possible lmao.

Thanks time to look up rule34

Condemn all goobers

goobers everyone

As long as you dont sexualize the doggo otherwise your gonna have to see me in a ft5.

>the state of fgg

How do I get better SFV? I feel like I'm only winning because of crush counters after baiting reversals.

t. bitter bronze

mash more buttons. if you're letting your opponents hit buttons then you are playing sfv wrong

awooo!!

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She's at my house and I have peanut butter ready

are we going to die?

Thats a big pupper!

>tfw 13 more days until my 30th birthday
>going to be a 30 year old virgin if I don't do something quick

You must be mistaken it must be a good girl who just looks like my Konoha cuz shes eating her morning chow right now.

Playing against CPU was fun and comfy until I got brainwashed into the "lol fighting games are not for single player mode" meme. Fuck.

>implying you care
You stopped caring at least 5 years ago

>bronze

>the people in that webm are diamond and platinum

imagine being so btfo that you can't even properly defend your game

i thought wong was supposed to be good at mahvel
he's not winning and he probably won't be able to

If you're not hideous you can do it with a bar or tinder easy, but don't do it if you don't want to because of some arbitrary number.

Is Hugo legitimately mentally retarded? Why does he have dolls and teddy bears in his stage?

wong isn't relevant for a long time

ofc user. according to video game logic, big strong men MUST be mentally retarded. they can't possibly be intelligent lol

to be fair platinum is april 2016 bronze quality due to rank inflation

any fighting game related doujins to look forward to at c93?

People are taking forever to scan the oda non and xxzero things and I'm losing my mind

Isn't Juri's entire gameplan supposed to be hit and run anyway?
The Laura could've chilled out and stopped being a gorllia and cornered the Juri.

how do you beat a bison that keeps jumping back then randomly slides, scissors, stomps, or stands still and presses a button when you approach?

why doesn't /fgg/ have one of these?

idk looks like a pretty chill place desu

>was popular with girls in high school even though a nerd
>girls always flirt with me at the store
>random older women always tell me I'm handsome
>25 years old
>virgin because micropenis and too ashamed to show anyone

Why even live bros? I'd rather be ugly with a normal sized penis

post pics for a laugh

yeah i'd just kill myself if i had a tiny penpen.
like what the fuck is even the point

Women won't stop midsex just because your penis is small user, they might even don't say anything

I never said it was because he was big and strong. I said it because he has a stage that looks like it's for a kid.

kukuku

get btfo by life, diaper. im ugly and got a little dick but at least it's not a micro

Im ugly with slightly larger than average going on 25 and im still a virgin too.

im just saying in general, 99% of big strong chars in games are retarded. and hugo is very clearly retarded

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>Punished for playing defensively
BASED bronze warrior

are you actually virgins or joking? I thought majority of /fgg/ were chads like me

I've had girls laugh at my dick before, they didn't stop hooking up but it fucking hurts and i'm permanently gun shy.

When will they add a "reborn" dlc to KoF 14 so I can finally play oswald again?

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They wont stop midsex but if it's small they will just not do it after you take off your pants.

this just gave me ptsd but also slightly aroused me

lmaoooooo
majority of fgg is gay, first of all.
you show me a gay chad and i'll pay you.
and i mean like irl chad, not tough guy on the internet

Juri has tough neutral

What outfit is that for Juri?

how big are you guys? tfw only 4 inches erect

Iv never even put myself out there im just too shy so even if some people like me which iv been told has been the case in the past I just dont even wanna try.

Did you kill them?

>you show me a gay chad and i'll pay you.

About 5 inches and pretty skinny too, also I don't really get strong boners from frequently jerking off.

don't lie to him.

having a small dick and having a micro dick are two different things. with a small dick you can still fuck women, as long as they don't have a loose one.

with a micro dick you literally cannot pleasure a woman. if you have a microdick you should tell that to every woman in advance and save yourself the trouble.

let her know sex with you will be almost entirely foreplay/dildos.

it might be embarrassing, but at least it won't destroy your confidence like having a woman literally laugh at your micro dick halfway through sex