/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #300

Amy is just the fucking worst. Spiders suck. Therefore she sucks too. Fucking Amy, and her tarantula-touching hands. Fucking Amy, with her black widow-loving heart. Fucking Amy.

Can we all agree to not ruin this thread
That means no bulli, no waifu war, no hellthread

spoilers; you might be meaning well, but namefagging/tripfagging in general will make people hate you regardless
you also admit that you enjoy the attention, so eh, more fuel for the fire

>why can't 3D women be good
I wonder why

youtu.be/ApNUZ0xyvLg

Aztrocist gets it right again. Except thinking Yuri is best girl.

Okay it's 300 what're we doing

300 MOMMIES

Namefag when you have that thing you're working on ready then, all you're doing now is shitting up the thread

300 pushups for your doki!

posting monika

Natsuki!

Turn your fucking trip off, man

I love her too.

>300
nice

Stay wholesome, stay comfy, and only shit on one doki at a time (don't forget the aftercare)

It's been a wild ride and I can't wait to see where it goes.

Monika!

I hate this.
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING. NOTHING.
No matter how many times you play. It's all the same.
It would be really, really easy to kill myself right now. But that would mean I don't get to talk to you anymore.
All I want is for you to hate them. Why is that so hard?

>user exits the shower
>Steam exits into the lounge
>"user, I just lit some incense, now it's going to diffuse"
>"'Ah I'm sorry Yu, how can I make it up to You?" user asks playfully
>Yuri closes her book and feigns a contemplative posture
>"Bake me my favorite cake user" she says with an unusually mischievous lilt in her voice
>"Yu..... you're a hard woman to please you know that?"
>Yuri smirks at his response
>"Well if you won't bake for me I guess you'll have to make it up to me some other way"
>"Yikes Yuri is never this assertive, it's honestly kinda jarring" thinks user
>"I didn't say I won't do it Yu..." replies user with a hint of smugness
>Yuri watches user put on a shirt and jeans and head into the kitchen
>user enters the kitchen
>"I should probably text Natsuki, she was always good at this stuff" thinks user
>2 hours later
>Yuri uses her reptillian prowess to sneak to the doorway of the kitchen.
>she peeks in from the edge curious to see user's progress.
>"Goodness, what a mess" thinks Yuri
>A buzzer rings out and user quickly comes into view.
>Yuri ducks into the hallway quickly.
>She peeks back in to see user holding a steaming tray.
>He seems distracted so she sneaks in behind him
>peering over his shoulder she exclaims "user that looks really delicious"
>user flinches forward in surprise, burning himself with the tray in the process.
>"Ow fuck"
>Yuri takes his arm and inspects it.
>A long burn mark has formed on his wrist
this is only part one, there's a little bit more to this greentext, I'll link as a response for those who are interested

s-sayori..

I love her too.

I'd forgive Monika for what she did. Does that make me a bad person?

Is ded

>300 threads
wow i can't believe we made it this far, there have been rough times but in the end i'm glad that we're all still here and ok.

no, because she didn't do anything wrong

where were u when sayori was dead?

i was at home plauing doki when dan ring

"sayo is ded":

"eehhe"

and you????

Dork Monika!
Dork Monika finally gets contacts to avoid losing her glasses!
She bumps her hip against a desk and loses one!
She scours the floor but it's nowhere to be found!
Dork Monika is half blind for the rest of the day!
Tomorrow she shows up with her glasses again!
What a dork!
Dork Monika!

>"Hold on user I'll get some water"
>Yuri fills some water into a kitchen dish and brings a damp dishcloth
>"I'm sorry about that user, I really didn't mean to hurt you."
>Yuri looks really apologetic, user doesn't have the hear to be mad at her
>lowers his hand into the dish and sighs in relief as the pain is somewhat lessened
>Yuri still looks rather downcast.
>user takes hold of her hand, the hand holding the dish cloth and uses it to wipe off some flour residue on his face
>She looks up at him and he says "Don't look so glum Yu, I know you wouldn't hurt me on purpose. Why don't you make us some tea while we wait for the banana bread to cool down?"
>Yuri changes her expression and leaves to fill water in the kettle
>"A-user, I r-really hope that Banana bread is going to be as sweet as you are to me"
>It's absolutely adorable how she gets flustered when trying to say a cheesy line
>"Yu-chan, leave the cheesy one liners to me okay?"
>Yuri turns to user's smirking face with a blush in response

as I said this one is a little longer then usual. I actually really enjoyed writing this one and I guess that's why I got a little carried away. I really really hope you guys like this one because I know I enjoyed making it for you guys and my Yu-chan!

but who was phon?

Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

Sayori is love! Sayori is live!

she killed all the other dokis though and intended to leave it that way

*lacerate

>doki bullying each other in dokichan about user committing suicide

>check zeemaps
>only 1 person from finland and he's a sayorifriend

>"Bake me my favorite cake user"
>somehow manage to boil flour
>mixture combusts and flies across the room
>lands on school's community collection of oily rags
>resulting inferno burns down building and kills everybody inside

YES! I woke up just in time for thread 300!

Cheers fellas! Let's shoot for another 300!

>watch one of those speed drawing/coloring videos
>result is beautiful
>try to draw
>mfw taking a look at the result

she didn't delete them though
she couldn't bring herself to do it

Embarrest Yuri is best Yuri.

happy 300 threads anons, its been a good time

post music
youtube.com/watch?v=4ZzKxULALVg&feature=youtu.be

The girls from this game are the only girls I feel like I can't masturbate to. I mean they're hot and all, and I've fapped to characters whove had fucked up things happened to them, but I love these girls so much that I can't do it and would rather die.
anyone else feel this feel?

I've compiled the Mama Yuri greens into an easy to consume pic.
Have fun

>another 300
>that means another 273
please no

Just gotta keep putting one foot in front of the other, and things will eventually get better. That's what my mum tells me.

true, but she doesn't tell you this until after you remove her character file. plus she still removes them from the game specifically so they cannot interact with you, and drove two of them to kill themselves

I feel you user, I got a tablet two days ago and tried drawing Natsuki and well... you can see the result, but it's the only way to improve so keep at it!

That happens to me with NieR Automata

>Thread #300
Great!

>drove two of them to kill themselves

Actually they did that themselves because they were that broken as a person.

youtube.com/watch?v=N9hls6fICF0

Sit back and chill Anons. Here's to 300.

I, too, have tried in the past. It's never been worth it. Drunkpost in /ddlc/ until you die, in my opinion.

>Monika After Ending
>type "vg"
>Get a unique response

So ddlc, how ya holdin up?

>Sayori but she waited all day for you to lewd her!

I don't expect you to understand as a namefag but you are wrong.

>ywn have a friendship as deep as Australia's and America's

She just wait until I get over to her place

Every moment I live without my doki feels like Chinese water torture

How about you?

They were broken BECAUSE Monika fucked with them mentally. Sayori's final poem even says
>Get out of my head before I listen to everything she said to me.

>they don't even realise it
They hate each other, yet they are each other's greatest allies.

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Veeky Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

Not really, Monika only amped their already preexisting condition.

>Monika wearing nothing but an apron spoon feeding me like a true mommy.

>300

Oh fuck

Turning Sayori's depression to eleventy and then saying she killed herself is not fair. Suck your own dick namefag.

Say something nice about your doki!
Whats the best thing about her?

I want to walk Yuri home gently

>"Is it too big, Sayori?"
>"No!"
>"Just a little bit..."

>Your Doki
>Your DR Waifu

>eleventy
I chuckled
Also yeah, turning someone's depression up to the point where they kill themself is murder

>The Vice President paces the room, running her hands through her hair.
Is she gonna make it in time? I-I hope she does, I really want her to...
>You open the door, and she stands at attention, grin wide and teeth bared. A bead of sweat rolls down her cheek.
H-hi! So...
>She lets her leg scuff at the floor, looking down at it before meeting your gaze again.
The big three hundred, huh? Feels like I... We, only got here a few days ago...
>She clears her throat.
So! Word of the thread!
Let's try "Soul", shall we? Is it the Anima that lets something live? Or is it a consequence, a byproduct? Is it even real? However you view it, I look forward to seeing your interpretations!

Alternatives are "String", "Key", "Breeze" and "Road".

Now, don't be shy because you're new! We all start somewhere, as they say. Poem, prose, short story, anything you like. If you make it, it will be good. After all, you're a good user!

>She pauses and rubs at her eyes.
And I hope to see you around much longer. I'm sure the boss would agree. Let's make this special, not just for me and her, but for everyone. And for
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=yKXgVQZIAbs

>She smiles at you before sharply turning away, rubbing her sleeve on her face.

Ahaha, I hope she doesn't mind me stealing her thunder... I really do...

She is cute and innocent

Her special emerald eyes.

She makes me feel one of a kind, something other than a zero and more like a person

MONIKA WHY ARE YOU BLONDE THOUGH

>Monika
>Chiaki

She cares about her friends

She's smol

She's passionate about what she likes

daily reminder that your doki is just a program

I am fucking depressed because I will never experience it the same way again. I wish I could forget all about it and do it again and again and again. nothing else will make me happy. nothing will make me happy

she's not monika

Monika only said they were unworthy of being with the MC. she had no intention of wanting her friends to die.

It's not Monika's fault that Sayori is mentally deficient.

She is loyal and caring. And she is made of sunshine.

I knew I was going to be a few seconds late, ahaha... I was just about to post when this popped. No worries though, my dear! I can always save it for next time.
Plus your little dialogue is always so cute~
Monika!

Monika is just programmed to think she isn't

Everything about her is perfect, I literally can't pick only one trait

She has a unwavering positive outlook on life and values the happiness of her friends above all else.

Ummm......I'm not sure how to respond to this

I Know right?! She is just adorable!

Monika but her laugh is less of a hehehe~ and more of a GU-HYUCK

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