/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

If /alter/ was a servant. What would be the NP dialogue?
>"EYE AM..."

Reminder that Mashu is canonically a beta orbiter and a passive aggressive killjoy. Hopefully she'll die in part 2 so Gudao can finally get laid.

Why are the Emiya family men such lucklets?

reminder you don't need to pay a single dollar to get SSRs

You just need l u c k

>money I was saving for quartz now has to go towards car repair

I love you

the OP is shit
that goblin needs to stop singing

> not having at least a 27" monitor already

poorfags.

I FUCKING LOVE LOLIS!

>She goes along on every interlude.

I think that's because the game implies that regardless of what you use in gameplay, in story the party is always just you, Mash, and whatever that chapter's support servants are.

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>Believing someone who is literally named 'The scatterer of lies'
Mephistopheles is not your friend and he does not want to help you get laid, user

No, and I think it's funny that she's supposed to have an irresistible body because I couldn't get hard to that if I tried.

What are you posting EMIYA for though?

Need the blacked version

my wives are so beautiful.

Because i have...
DAIROKUTEN MAO

why did you break your car?

>AHHHHHHHHH MOMMYYYYYYY

Are you gae?

Can Santa be my present?

The Saint

Cute family.

I love the ayy lmao.

>NO NO NO WTF BROS
>IT'S
>NOT
>FAIR!!!!!!

THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US AGAIN! IT'S NOT FAIR BROS! IT'S NOT FAIR!

Just let me check my blockfo-
*Attack Up*
*Buster Up*
*Defense down*
*C. Star Gen down*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>"EYE AM... AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH MOMMY!"
I am a Mommy?

>beast can't be servant
>oh but lets make an exception with Kiara and turn her into an Alter Ego. Tiamat and Goetia are not that popular
FFFFFFF
I DONT EVEN HAVE HER
JEANNE ALTER A CUTECUTECUTECUTECUUUUUUTE!

>Selecting the NP card
OH NO NO NO
>NP dialogue
LOOK AT THIS DUDE
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
PFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>NP demerit hits
WTF BROS ITS NOT FAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My king!

I-I am going to get a 5th copy when I roll on Thursday right?

>Extra Attack
GILKEKS HMMMMMMM

IGUNA

IGUNA

EYE AM ZA BESTO
*dabs*
>invincible 1 turn
>guts 3 turns
>critical star gather rate up 500%
>buster up 100%

Will answer to my call in summer!

doom/biz posting always puts a smile on my face

fuck off pedo

I wish /alter/ had some drawfags bros

BRRAAAAAAP

>highest strength is from DEmiya
>still only C

>Lancer Alter's interlewd
>first node is a couple of trash 30k mobs
>whatever, I'll just take my bond team for the next node
>380k boss fucking shows up

Thank fuck for Hassan. Tanked two Rhongos and still finished her off with no command seals.

please like and subscribe

So is the old man and arash the only persian servants released so far?

It's 12 years old and some oxygen censors went out so I'm out $500 but it'll probably save me from wasting it on this shitshow

HAVE RIDDEN IN OVER A THOUSAND LAMBOS

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>launches NP
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP LAUGHING AT ME"
>post NP demerit kicks in
>"NOOOOOOOOOO WTF BROS IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR"

I know there's at least one guy in the /a/ drawthreads that's on the friends list in the OP.

>chunni line; Apparent lack of fairness, call for the mother
>IT'S NOT FAIR, BROS

Can somebody tell me what is this BRAAAAAP meme? Is a new form to say "Bruh..."?

>Win quote
Bros... it was fair.

>Implying
I don't exclusively like little girls

idk user

If /fgog/ is our older sibling, then who is the mother?

Yeah. The other Hassans are Arabs, and we have some pajeets but that's it.

Bruh.....

/a/

Congrats what are you naming it

BRRAAAAAAPP

it's supposed to be a farting noise

>Not "we did it bros..."

/a/?

>NP deals all debuffs in the game to the target and to self
>if the enemy has "Fire Emblem" trait he dies

didnt read but subscribed

And death quote? Hit by an NP quote?

Ah I see....
You two, Stop now

Why doesn't Sword of Promised Victory or Mighty Wind play during Alter's NP?

>/alter/ servant's death quote
>FUCKING SEAMONKEYS

>event line
THEY'RE LAUGHING AT US AGAIN

Its gun noises obviously.

dumb koala killer

youtube.com/watch?v=m95_2C1TTCk

I want to fuck oniichan

/a/, while /v/ is the deadbeat worthless father

>Hit by NP
WTF BROS HOW COULD WE LET THIS HAPPEN
>Death quote
BROS IT'S JUST... *cough* NOT... *cough* FAIR... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Not at all. Her design is just pretty bland, which makes those horns + clothes extremely unfitting. She's basically your standard anime housewife in a stupid costume, it's like taking the typical skinny salaryman depiction and putting him in a speedo with cat ears, even if the body doesn't look bad it's hard to find it attractive when it's just so unfitting.

IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FAIR BUT NOW IT'S KIND OF FAIR AND THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR!

Big Brap

thats hot

Ruler Cyrus the great when? The guy is an actual messiah

snek

10 soon...

w-wew...

11 months...

>And death quote?
NONONON DON'T LET /fgog/ CHADS SEE THIS
>Hit by an NP quote?
IT WAS L*ZNIGGERS FAULT

But what would /alter/ look like? Obviously an imouto but what else?

DUDE
/alter/ is a buster berserker then, nice.

>>NP demerit hits
>WTF BROS ITS NOT FAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>MY QUARTZ, YOU SAID THEY WOULD GO BACK UPPPPPP-
>[muffled screams]

Yes he is, shut up.