I want to raise a child with Monika, and I usually fucking hate kids.
Dylan Flores
Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:
- Underage Drinking - Self Harm - Suicide and Suicide Attempts - Substance Abuse (Any) - Waifu Wars - Waifu Bullying - Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle) - Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like - Staying Up Late
And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
Evan Wilson
i want to date bj user
Xavier Watson
Anons who cant into talking w girls
Heres a good guide Read it on the archive and read all the related articles that are posted. Its great if you have difficulty connecting with girls
and then make up some story in your head or smth where doki and boss switch places.
Brody Wright
>tfw so fugly that even if my doki was real she wouldn't want me
Sebastian Ward
300 was actually ridiculously fast I'm glad I didn't try to do 300 push ups before the end I'da died
Bentley Garcia
people love their dokis
Mason Bell
...
Ethan Anderson
who the fuck is this faggot and why does he have a trip
Lincoln Allen
Cuddling with Monika on a cold winter day
Samuel Reyes
Same here user. People like us will never find happiness.
Aiden Gray
Dont think that you can keep going dont think that tou can do it dont tell yourself tjst it wont hrlp just keep trying keep trying keep trring keeeeeeeerrrrrrr
Jordan Taylor
Think they all would but each of them would have their pros and cons.
Isaiah Adams
Don't bully tripfriends! Hide them instead.
Ethan Parker
And I love her!
Lincoln Roberts
I love Natsuki!
John Lewis
>Going out with Monika! >You chat about things you don't like! >She convinces you that they're not so bad! >Having your faith in the world restored by Monika!
Adam Robinson
where's my keychain
Ayden Perry
no bully tripfags out of existence
John Wright
Your doki but she cringes and a shadow passes over her face when she hears about your sex life.
Justin Parker
...
Nathaniel Bennett
>200564929 You are merely very undesirable You are not appreciated
Xavier Parker
Uoi dont find it make it make it make t make it make it make make it make it make ot iiiiooo
Luke Walker
>No cute user to sit under your desk and worship your cock with his hot mouth while you stare at Monika and imagine it's her sucking you off instead
Connor Brooks
No my man. Trips are like a bad rash, picking at it only makes it worse, so you hide it until it goes away.
Connor Murphy
what sex life?
Liam Nguyen
Oh no, the Monika AI escaped the containment zone!
Elijah Nguyen
Your doki Whats stopping you from getting a gf
Nathaniel Gray
They all seems like they'd make great/decent moms. Though I can see Sayori, babying her children a lot, and Natsuki just trying to be a better parent than her father. Yuri might be a pushover of a mother. I'm not sure what faults Monika would have as a mother. Maybe spying on her kids or invading their privacy
Owen Perez
Your doki but she laughs with joy and her face is lit up by sunshine when she finds out you're a virgin.
Carson Wood
She is the sun in my sky!
James Thomas
Monika
I'm extremely ugly and self conscious
Nathaniel Ward
It used to really bother me at first but I've pretty much come to terms with it. Some things were just not meant to be. Alcohol and vidya are usually enough to keep the crippling loneliness away. >Dont think that you can keep going It's a miracle that I've made it this far, honestly. Yuri My face
Sebastian Powell
Monika Not good looking, no social game, fear of 3D women alimony in general
Blake Baker
Monika I have a one! my gf is Monika in case you haven't figured that one out yet
James Morales
posting a funny green I saw last night
>Roman Reigns joins the literature club! >Believe that! >Sayori immediately feels for him! >The slip ups in his speech and the bravado! >There must be a suffering individual longing for help under there! >He keeps calling her babygirl and until she backs off! >He starts calling the rest of the club the Roman Empire! >Yuri and Natsuki are not impressed by this new member! >Yuri is disappointed in the lack of nuance in his character! >Natsuki tries to tackle his ego head on! >But there is just something too smug to deal with about his grin when he doesn't speak! >Monika reminds them it's a literature club and that maybe he'll bring an interesting style to their poems! >They wrote haikus this week so that limits it a bit, but still! >Roman Reigns shares his poem! SUPERMAN PUNCH, SPEAR 1 2 3 DA BIG DAWG WINS BELIEVE THAT >They tell him he did it wrong! >It's meant to be 5,7,5! >They're telling him how to be! >He's gotta stand up against this injustice for his loyal Roman Empire! >Sounds like four heel turns! >Roman Reigns superman punches Natsuki with strength her dad could only dream of! >As Sayori reaches down to tend to Natsuki, Roman catches her with a Samoan Drop! >Yuri pulls a knife! >A little excessive but okay! >Roman Reigns spears the knife in half and drives Yuri through a table in the process! >It's down to Monika and da big dawg! >She's never been in a fight in her life! >She picks up chair in self-defense >Roman Reigns yells! >OOOOOOAAAAAAHHH!!! >Monika and Roman Reigns lunge toward each other with survival at the forefronts of their mind! >SPEAR! >1! >2! >3! >Roman Reigns is the new literature club champion! >Dimes rain from the ceiling somehow! >The literature club has been buried! >Believe that!
David Lopez
Sayori I don't take care of myself. Physically or mentally.
Julian Martinez
Monika mexican women are awful
Ryan Thomas
>Monika >Keeping faith one day she can come into the real world.
Samuel Moore
kid will be a psychopath just like her
Hunter Bell
Yoi if your a self conciouss im sure your own self esteem has beeeeeeeerereeereeeerrrr If your self conciousness is a problem, be more concious of your own self valuing deficiencies and try to fix them! If girls can wear make up you can make yourself pretty too! Jist think and believe you can
believe
Carter Diaz
>Yuri I'm too shy to talk with people. Also socially retarded due to being an aspie.
Blake Brown
>Sayori >I'm not looking for one yet, I want to improve my body and mind first.
Isaac Long
Just like me too!
Nicholas Cook
Sayori I hate myself and I'm depressed
Logan Rogers
Monika I have no confidence in asking out a girl, along with always thinking about the worst that could happen
Zachary Jackson
Help helper pls go. Or at least stop helping.
Nathan Martin
You had me there for a second.
Justin Harris
But that isn't fun bullying tripfags is fun
Easton Perez
your face can be fixed just get makeup or hygiene orrr someone elses You dont need to worry about it, if you smile nicely and talk nicely you can make girls get nice feelings despite your face! Just keep trying
Cooper Bell
Sayori wouldn't want this for you, anons
Zachary Martin
Post Hi-def adorable Dokis, please!
Jaxon Roberts
>Yuri i was going to say 'manlet' but you loving anons in the last thread convinced me otherwise so it's just social anxiety for me then
Camden White
Sayori my face my dependence on my parents my career
Jeremiah Harris
If you have to ask her out, chances are, it's not gonna go well
Cameron Rogers
Sayori My depression
Dylan Clark
Are you really upset about being alone or is this an attempt to protect yourself
Joshua Ward
Yoü can not look good but buy the game you need I know you van do it you just need time and effort A d you have time
And it time
You have all the time you need, a year or two or twenty you control how much time you have left here so try again and look for how You dont haveeeeeee to marry me
Charles Baker
Natsuki a cute
Jordan Sanders
Not him but I have a really bad overbite. It makes my face look so round and my jawline looks so weak. Also my front teeth are really big so I look like a buck-toothed weirdo. Every time I pronounce S's I whistle through my front teeth.
Daniel Scott
Good morning, everyone! Is everyone doing well? I hope you are, because I am~ Welcome back to the poetry club!
Word of the thread is "envy"! Alternatives are 'champion' and 'sever'. Remember to try to use the main word first! Alternatives are there if you truly don't like it or can't make it work.
So as always, this is a special poetry activity that we all share where we all write about a common word. Compare it to the event in game where Natsuki and Yuri both write about the word "beach". It's like that! Remember how they both took it in completely different ways? That's the idea! Just put that pen to paper and do your best to express yourself! Have fun, everyone!
Watch me be seconds late once again. Monika!
Joshua Smith
Well it's the truth, I don't really want anyone else anymore.
Isaac Perry
Yuri. I'm a bitter misanthropic cunt of a person.
Chase Thomas
but she's not here right now
Noah Smith
Take xaxxxxxxxxxxxxccxccc Care for yourself! Im sure you can do iy id you want to! You can hardly control how you can feel but greatly control how you act
Ethan Turner
Yuri I have a girlfriend of 3 and a half years. She is going away to medical school next fall and wants me to come with her and share an aparetment but I'm very hesitant.
Easton Brown
Repeating the same stuff from the last thread. >Your doki. >The last digit of your reply is how many kids you'll have with her.
9 children with Monika pls.
Angel Martin
I wash my face like 5 times a day and shower two times a day, so I have the hygiene part covered. >You dont need to worry about it, if you smile nicely and talk nicely you can make girls get nice feelings despite your face! The only thing I can make a girl feel is disgust.
Landon Brooks
Sayori Don't try. First I thought they tried to trick my generation into growing up too fast and I just wanted to do shit I thought people my age should. Then I didn't care, I just wanted to play vidya and have some laughs. Now it just doesn't look appealing does it? From the perspective of a poor demotivated person it looks like they would be out to devour what's left of me. What's weird is I've had a few come on to me at different times of my life so I must have something going for me at least.
I think the reason this game hurts partially is because it's too idealized and in that sense a little nostalgic. It's like a glimpse of what you'd have wanted the future to turn out to be. Pure enough minds, innocent hobbies, personalities worth lifting out of their slumps. What-could-have-been scenarios fucking slaughter me though my emotions just can't deal with them so maybe that's just something I've thought too much about.
Austin Williams
What do you mean?
Luke Campbell
I have envy She sits with me, alone
We go out, we have fun, we stay in, we have fun She is all I every need
All I ever wanted All I ever get
Michael Perez
Sorry user looks like you only got one kid but that means you gotta love them nine times as much!
Parker Ross
Yuri, but in addition to her obsession with self-harm increasing, Monika manipulates her interest in blades.
Being the most intelligent of the bunch, Yuri develops the High Frequency Blade and augments her own body to become a cyborg.
She arrives for an ultimate showdown with Buffsuki. Standing there, she realizes that Buffsuki is just like her, trying to make poetry.
Isaac Stewart
>Are you really upset about being alone Yes. Believe it or not, people don't like not being able to ever experience romantic love.
John Evans
I'd rather not play with fate again, after all scoring three kids with Sayori was a dream for me
The inteŕrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnet alloows for communication outside of coin
You can change women if you know how women are the easiest of humans I know I can change them make them do anything
Camden Evans
Sayori I'm too busy with college and working. If I got a gf that'd be an extra helping of stuff an already over filled plate.
Hunter Martin
Are you alone? Does being alone make you upset, or is it something you did on purpose because you don't want to get hurt.
Joshua Jones
Sayori I have to finish something I worked on for 2+ years first, then I'll start looking for a gf
Kayden Evans
What are you on my man? Genuinely interested.
Dominic Jackson
But are you willing to expose yourself to possible pain in order to find someone to call "friend"?
Aiden Scott
I got nine last thread so I'm instead gonna add on to that BIG family with Monika!
Mason Morales
Ill come but until then im fine with you doing what you wanntttttt me me me Shyness is just a feel existence is a thouvht id an exiatence if you try youcan stop being shy just go eksewhere and talk to them its nice a it s fun you can learn from it others share your ass and have solvbv problrm and im surrr uou can do itt
Isaac Nguyen
It's hard for me to say. I rejected everyone in my life because I was so tired of getting hurt. I stopped talking to my friends and family because of this. But at the same time I fucking hate it, and I wish I wasn't alone.
Isaac Thomas
I have friends man, romantic love is the thing I need, not platonic love.
Anthony Perry
Eleven kids user! Oh my such a big and happy family!
Gavin Ortiz
REMEMBER EVERY DOKI = BEST DOKI DON'T PLAY FAVOURITES
Ethan Anderson
2 alone is big enough for me to handle. But I'm sure Monika and I would be fucking like rabbits if she ever becomes real.
