/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

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Malfurion or DK Malfurion?

Anyone else listening to MCR - The Black Parade?

vanilla malfurion of course, what kind of kinky bastard are you?

Even Ben Brode is too poor to afford T1 decks

Don't judge me man.

>kink shaming

shaming

someone teach me how to win at ranked, I'm so fucking new and suck so bad

you need a good deck first before ranked becomes easy

Ladder reset so I figured I'd play fun stuff while casually ranking up to 10 at least. Playing against someone absolutely terrible making lost of misplays but still winning simply because they're using a tier 1 deck is really frustrating.
Fuck this, I'll cancer my way to 5 and meme it there as usual. Fuck everyone who can't play anything but tier 1 shit even on the first days of low ladder, I hope all your packs for the next expansion having nothing but rares and the worst possible pity times.

lads, I need either a cubelock deck without taldaram and umbra or a fatiguelock deck.

So should i just give in and put some money in? Only bought the welcome pack so far

Look up any warlock deck and take out p3? All warlock decks look the same.

what have you been playing? I would recommend purchasing the Karazhan expansion if you can afford it, because it enables you to play the cheapest meta deck (Dragon Priest, Secret Mage, Secret Hunter)

If you want to win yeah but this game is jewish as fuck and the starter pack is literally the only thing in the game worth it's cost. Try some priest decks with divine spirits and inner fires first or spiteful summoners, they are some of the cheapest decent decks around. Also hunter is always decent, even if you'll always be at the disadvantage of not having patches. This game is fucking terrible for new players.

who else is playing the cucker of priests deck??
also fuck priest

No im listening to The Chainsmokers

>the deck specifically designed to counter it barely even has a 50%winrate
It sure cucks priests
You're not even running the darkness for extra meme what are you doing

I just pulled raza with a dirty rat lmao.

How impactful is Sonya in Tempo Rogue? Seems like it could be nice, but isn't necessary?

>try dungeon run warlock
>get perma-stealth and Mal'Ganis after the first boss
>get wand of summoning later
>mfw not even Chronigger Inara could ruin this run

it's an even matchup tho

yeah basically, it's insane against other midrange decks but not essential

I had some early success with a shitty mage beginner deck but I think it was just luck because i can barley get past rank 20 now. I was at 22 earlier today and played 3 dragon priest decks in a row

this is probably the cheapest good deck you can make but it's a bit difficult for beginners, especially without Lyra (although it's a fantastic card in this deck. Maybe put a Silence in instead. I can show you what a meta tempo mage deck looks like if you like

The start of the month is an especially terrible time for new players since ladder resets and shitters get back playing the best decks at rank 20.

I pulled Sonya in my first 10 so I use her in my tempo rogue. Good vs almost all matchups so long as your card sticks so you can pull off one mana bonemares or repeatedly charge patches for free corridor creepers. But not critical.

forgot to mention you really want Netherspite Historian from Karazhan but could probably get away putting a Tar Creeper or something in instead

that'd be really helpful actually

This is basically the archetypal tempo mage, pending the varying use of top end and the fifth secret (Block, Spellbender, Entity, etc.). Medivh's Valet (from Kharazhan) is pretty integral to the deck, and Aluneth is so good you keep it in every single matchup- it's the reason you play the deck

So Kharazhan is worth the price? I was considering it just because they at least give you some extra stuff to play with it

No arcane intellect? Nice job losing half your games because you don't draw Aluneth.

You might have some of the cards already to make something like this, the only expensive cards there are the Spiteful Summoners. It's not the best that deck could be obviously but it's a decent "f2p starter" deck.
Anyway, Cobalt Scalebanes and Bonemares will be your best friends as f2p.

Alternatively, you can take out firelands, pyroblast, and a Kabal lackey for double deckhand and patches in order to have a good 1 drop/early pressure and more consistent damage to weave in while you draw your whole deck- Patches is the key card to playing good decks on a budget for the time being

It's worth it BUT it's rotating out in like 4 months.

it gives you free dust from dusting the baddies but is mostly worth it because it provides important cards you can't get anywhere else

I really wouldn't recommend putting more than one AI in your deck, you need all the tempo cards you can pack in

Everyone is literally slamming patches into their deck for no fucking reason over than it's fucking patches
You can't even think about making a deck without slamming patches in there

I can't wait for him to rotate out, I feel like it limits all creativity

I run two, and take out firelands and pyroblast because they're way too heavy in an Aluneth deck imo. Even with two AI's I find myself running out of steam a lot.

I take inspiration from the wild burn version, which runs Aluneth, AI's and coldlight oracles as well. Just because Aluneth is in your deck doesn't mean you can forgo all draw.

Something like this for Hunter. Again, it's not a top deck but it uses mostly free and cheap stuff and should be able to do decently for someone starting out.

don't forget corridor creeper!

Play Deckhand and Patches for that Deck Thinning Action instead. Honestly Oracle seems bad in this type of deck, I assume the wild version is more burst and less board oriented and runs freeze and Torch- you need a bit of chip damage with this deck. I don't think I've seen a streaming pro/someone against me on legend ladder play two AI, I personally like none but see some playing one

This one is a cheap template for mage. I recommend you play with decks like these for a while before you decide to spend (or not) money on the game.

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Suggestions oh great antinetdeck pink haired fuck?

>put in good cards yourself
>somehow looks like decks other people play

hmm....

i play nightblade otk rogue, am i allowed to reply?

Yeah, you're right, the wild version is more burn oriented and runs few tempo cards, therefore it does have to draw a lot to make up for it.

I'm aware there's less burn in standard so you have to get chip damage in, but rarely do I play AI for 3 mana - I try to only play them with apprentices. I'll try running only a single AI and see how it goes.

Budget secret mage shitter from before, here's my deck
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What the fuck can I do to this to not get smashed in ladder? Swap out the firelands portal for flamestrike? Portal keeps give me trash and I get swamped with minions I cant deal with
Bonemare and cobalt haven't really done much for me, should I just play them first chance I get? Cause I usually save them until I can effectively use their ability, which is fucking never

Also I've got 900 dust, trying to push for Aluneth. Anything I can do in the meantime that won't make me want to punch myself in the dick?

Play another game, only come back for dailies and tavern brawl.

double CS, double Entity, double Firelands, double Firelands if you don't have that already (used deck.codes and 3 cards are unknown). Cut a Lackey for a Golakka or something if you have it

It's not very good but does it feel satisfying when it works

I don't think you brainlets will be able to appreciate my genius deck-building, but nevertheless I'll show you what fun really is in Hearthstone.

double Fireball double Firelands*

play Huge Shaman

new season
double golakka every deck
funny game xD

These dungeon runs are kicking my ass. I beat warlock first try but I haven't won any since. Any tips on building a broken af deck? My warlock was cthun with double battlecries

And another one. Also not very good.
I'm missing one Hydra for that but I'll replace it with something else and try it.

always take stealth, always take wish and wand, other than that it's pretty class dependent (Jade classes are the easiest)

stealth gets me killed though, it seems like whenever I take it I dont get fast minions and the next boss races me down faster than I can take them out

monkaS

I don't get the lightwarden meme, I mean I know the healing rain shit but lightwarden doesn't have charge. Just seems like the deck would be stronger without it.

Listening to Vermicide by The Mars Volta.

>play wish
>get brawled
fuck this

I am the master of meme decks.
Behold. Two meme decks for the price of one!

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quests are the worst thing about hearthstone

why do i have to play a shitty class I dont have cards for? fuck this shit

>playing rogue
>opponent ropes
>can just jerk off to valeera in the downtime
what a great class

jade druid ruins raza priest right now, its probably 70%+
now dragon spiteful priest is tough sure

How come the Make Favorite button on the cardbacks is gone?

>aya blackpaw with double battlecry and double deathrattle
I am in valuetown

>haven't played for a week
>log in
>ah cool ladder awards
>let's do some climbing
>3 big priests in a row
>proceed to log off

Anyone have the name of a good 'fuck you' decklist for aggro paladins? I just played and lost to 6 in a row.

Hello /hsg/. Returned to the game after a year hiatus. Got some 6.8k dust. Is there any good deck that'll let me to get to legend?

depends on when you're returning from
most good decks are like 10k dust

Haven't played since C'thun

>aya blackpaw with tits and an ass that are twice as big
Good thinkin user

secret mage is the go to """"budget""" deck i think these days i think

good old zoo is also relatively cheap and borderline good

face hunter is also almost viable and cheap if you already have leeroy and the captains

aggro paladin is also among the best decks but costs a little more dust but you can afford it if you already have leeroy

thanks!

Oh, I do have Leeroy!

finally an aggro paladin list
there are a couple of versions floating around but this is one of the cheaper ones
note that all 4 of the decks have 2x power creeper and 3 of them have patches the balanced so you may as well craft those no matter which deck you intend to play

it really isn't that favored if the priest isn't retarded, it's harder to armor out of range than you think when they don't waste shit

Why are all the aggro decks the one with trap cards?

Tempo Rogue or Controlock

gotcha. thank you for your help!

When is blizzard gonna separate players by deck level? Let all the meta shitters play with themselves

no probs m8 the best deck is to uninstall the game and never open it again though
that one also costs 0 dust