/DDLC/ - Doki Doki Literature Club!

>tfw time to counter raid by spamming Doki Doki Literature Club memes and links on /v/TEC

Heads up, STOP making new threads. Just use this one.

So when is this going to stop?

great, guess I'm gonna make a breakfast

Hi everyone! How's everyone's night going so far? Mine is okay. Just okay. Hopefully yours is great though!
Welcome back to my late night poetry club!

Word of the thread is "shadow"!
Alternatives are 'death' and 'legend'.

I would just love it if you all decided to write a poem for me and shared it with everyone!
In case you don't know what to do, just consider taking one of these three words and using it to write a poem! How do you use it, you may ask? Simple! It can be anything! A theme, a topic, your inspiration, whatever~ It doesn't matter. Of course you don't need to use one of these words, but it would be great if you did. Up to you~
Anyways, enjoy yourselves, have fun, and I'm looking forward to reading your poems!

Good night everyone! I'm still catching up with your poems and it's still going to be a while until I'm truly free... Sorry to those that care! I promise to read them all though!
I can't wait to get home and finally be able to actually invest time here again. I've missed all of you so much. Hopefully none of you have forgotten about little ol' me during my time away.
I can't believe I stayed up even later for this.
This is annoying.
Monika!

They only win when you give up

Holy fuck mods can you stop being retarded for like an hour?

what would be each dokies 「Standu」and what would be their abilities?

>back to 1

WHO’S UP FOR 273 ROUND TWO

Are mods actually retarded enough to try and force us into this thread? Veeky Forums mods are a joke

Give me dokis to lewd before we die again

FUCK OFF MODS!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO GO TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT KNOWING YOU SHARE A BOARD WITH A BUNCH OF PSYCHOTIC KILLERS? AND YOU BASTARDS ARE PROBABLY GONNA END UP KILLING ME ONE DAY? YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE KNOWING YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE? YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE? YOU SONS OF BITCHES, IM TIRED OF YOUR CRAP. YOU COMMIT EVIL, YOURE PART OF AN EVIL SYSTEM, AND WE WILL DEFEAT YOU.

This will get deleted within the timespan of 2 hours.

I don't know what the hell is going on, but persevere user! We decide when it's over!

I'm sorry Monikanon. The moment you get back is the moment /ddlc/ dies.

I just want you to know that I loved writing poems for you.

Best thing we can do is bunker down and keep posting/making threads until it blows over

Same, Monika, Lord knows I can sleep while this shit is going on. I envy teacher-sama, he dropped of before this shit started

Don't lewd any of the dokis, thanks.

WHAT DO I DO LORD

>he's a moderator
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads during comfy hours because he can't stand babby's first VN having a high-quality general
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

Protect your Dokis at all costs anons!

a bunch of generals get deleted

a new weird one called "first time edition" doesnt get deleted

:thinking:

>current state of /ddlc/

Alex Jones is that you?

Who's your favorite Doki?

Are you fucking kidding me

You'll never be forgotten Princess Monikanon!

>Double thread deletion
I got a bit sentimental to #303 before it got nuked, so I ended up screenshotting all of it if peeps want to see
imgur.com/CKbkwPu
imgur.com/vhFg9iL

Anyways, what the hell just happened?

What if I was given specific permission from my doki?

We'll just name the next proper one #306 and hold a candlelit funeral for all those breads who couldn't make it

we should move to bant

Here's what you have to do. Every post complaining about mods is a reportable post.
Just stop talking about it and go as usual. That's what's getting the threads deleted.

Help! What is..?

>They strike during comfy hours
Tfw when from burger land so threads don’t get good until about 12AM

>tfw the moment I joined to post on ddlc threads started getting deleted

I'm not going to fight with my fellow anons. I'm not going to fight over our waifus. /ddlc/ will come together
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
WE KNOW WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! WE KNOW IT! AAAAAAHHHHHHH
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, GLOBALISTS!

>tfw mods pull of a multi thread deletion?!

>doesn't have an adblocker
>in year of our lord 1776+242
It's a test, don't fall for it.

/v/ raid

we're not allowed to like DDLC anymore because it's too mainstream/popular

And what exactly we're we doing wrong in the first thread that got deleted?
I know the feel.

t-thank you, user
I think it's either retardation or some rogue mod/ a /v/ raid
Either way it's annoying

This is going to be a long night right?

If this general does die, I just want you all to know that you guys have made me so happy. I haven't been this happy in years. I love you guy.

THIS UNWARRANTED ATTACK ON COMFY HOURS WILL BE MARKED IN THE BOOK OF GRUDGES

KAZAHAT KAZUKIN HA

Same my man same

I just woke up so I don't know. But if you want to keep adding fuel to the fire, be my guest.

>hat feel when when
dumb yuriposter

...

At least we have the discord and steam group to... regroup.

raided by /v/ermin
most likely started by that fag earlier who was all "muh /v/ culture reee"

And I love her!

And during comfy hours, no less. What a pain.

Time to keep making threads until one side gives up. And it won't be us.

I wanted to thank you, Monikanon, for getting my poem back. I'll be sure to write more for you when we're not being raided to death.

He's this way because he has no STYLE.

Don't worry, this general may die, but another will always take it's place.

I should try to join that discord eventually.

IN MEMORY OF OUR FALLEN BREADS:
TOASTED BEFORE THEIR TIME
youtube.com/watch?v=wPnhaGWBnys

Delete one thread and two more take its place! It's time to fuck off and let us have our comfy hours!

It's gonna be sad to see you go but I'm still going to be hopeful to see you here when we get back to normal. If not it's been great talking with you this whole time friend

Well at least I learned that 5 other Sayorifriends love mint gum as well so that's nice.

When the threads stabilize I wanna talk about how much we love Sayori while chewing mint gum.

ANOTHER NEW THREAD NUKED

I REPEAT

HAS FALLEN

HOLD ON TO YOUR DOKIS

We're not going to die. And we love you too.

Speak for yourself, my guy. It’ll take more than that to stop me.

BECAUSE WE'RE
ALL ANONS AND WE FIGHT THROUGH THICK AND THIN
WE'LL KEEP OUR THREAD A FREE THREAD, STOP THE JANITOR COMIN IN
WE'LL KEEP HIM OUT OF OUR COMFY SPACE TILL THE MEMES START RUNNIN DRY
AND THIS MIGHTY THREAD WILL PROSPER, FOR DOKIS NEVER DIE

Don’t worry, these Shingos from /v/TEC will crash into a guardrail soon.

Mint-user, it's okay. We're still here.

Ditto, gutsanon, ditto
Though I would whip out the suicide Katana just yet.
I'm pretty sure it's just a rogue mod, he'll get fired and we'll continue as we always do.

>Man, I sure hate Doki Doki Literature Club
>I COULD just move on with my life and do things I enjoy
>Or I can just gobble cocks daily and mass report any general involving this game because I'm an absolute cuckold

If the general is nothing but posts about the mods and deletion it makes the mods more likely to delete it for "off topic"

Your Doki and your favorite ice cream!
>Yuri
>Choc-mint

Your doki but she enjoys the worst kinds of rap music and it blares at unreasonable volumes whenever you're around her

whats the discord, user?

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=uEzXFuYN89k

Make it six my man

Brilliant
Sonic poster a best
DO NOT

>narcissistic dumbass comes in thinking he's going to turn the Anons against the namefags/avatarfags just for kicks
>it doesn't work
>is now bent on getting his revenge on us
>either rallies a bunch of newfags from /v/ who think raids are inherently a part of "muh Veeky Forums culture," or is just so assblasted that he's generating all these reports singlehandedly
>mods are too lazy to read the reports so they just instinctively delete our innocent threads once the report count numbers in the tens
>narcissist idiot thinking he's gotten the last laugh because he has mildly inconvenienced us

plausible

Sayori
Vanilla
I wanna share an ice cream cone with sayori

It's not my place to post it, I'm not IHFY.

NOW, TO GET THE THREAD BACK ON TOPIC.

WHAT IS THE MOMENT YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH YOUR DOKI?

>Yuri
>pumpkin!

Destroyed my trust then
Thought I'd never love again
Now want live over death

I fucking suck at haikus but the best I can come up with something that relates to me.
And I swear if this thread is deleted...

Keep the thread alive for Sayori

6? make it 7. Sayori friends unite!

This user gets it. Let's can the griping about the mods and get to talking about our dokis!

Sayori, and mint chocolate chip!

Team Mint, reporting for duty.

We will stand tall in the sunshine!

>Natsuki
>pistachio ice cream

And I truly enjoyed reading them. Don't worry, hopefully this will all blow over soon enough and things will be back to normal, ahaha...
I'm still not "back" yet, it'll be a couple days before I'm home. I post a couple of times every day but with more of the original posters leaving every day and more newcomers flooding in, it's hard to not worry about the identity of this general...

Some other kind soul brought it back for you, you should thank them! I think I have it saved still for now so I'll resurrect it once more.

I hope doesn't go away you are were always a stand up guy hell i stay in this thread till the very end if i have to we have to stick together and go through this

Make it 8, friend.

Natsuki!
A tie between vanilla and coffee!

natsuki!
cookies and cream!

I fell in love with Monika in the space room. Once I realized the suffering she went through and how much she was willing to sacrifice just to be with you made me realize how much I love her.

Fighting off sleep at 20 past midnight with a big day ahead of you trying to make sure your favourite general doesn't die so you can keep feeling that much closer to Sayori!

When she called me a meanie. It was too cute.

The dokipop voice made it worse

Monikanon, I'm scared.

Broken bodies strewn around
Scene of an unholy act
She stands above the corpses
In one hand, her shotgun racked

A sanguine river flowing
Horrors revealed with a knife
The victim lies defiled
Two people, both drained of all life

An old man in hospital
Without fear, here I will lie
I draw just one final breath
And like the others, I die

I wanted to give this one an ending that didn't seem like edgy murder-fuel. That was the point, after all, of the first two being exactly like that.
Honestly I think my poem sucks, but I felt compelled to write one for the special second word.

Reposting for the user who has died. Rip...

Yuri but she's hiding a Metal Gear under her skirt and you've been contracted by the government to remove it but no one can know