/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #306

Emergency Revival

>Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map:zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y
Orientation if you're from Youtube, Twitch, Tumblr etc:
pastebin.com/7ZFA1JuM

>You can still find a way out like we did together!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home518121

Other urls found in this thread:

childish-n.deviantart.com/art/DDLC-Shimeji-Pack-718209813
youtube.com/watch?v=41-dLH5YqeU&t=1s
youtube.com/watch?v=KpUoYgV_9SQ
youtu.be/lagPBtdGjd8
archiveofourown.org/works/13251357
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

please stop
don't be a meanie

Reminder that mods = fags

Also, I love Monika.

first for bf3 support

this is me but i never stop loving her

what happened again?shouldn't this mod be fire for abuse now?

post yuri lewds

Hello and good morning, everyone! Nice too see you again! Hopefully everything is set behind us.
Welcome back to my poetry club!

Word of the thread is "eerie"!
Alternatives are 'crawl' and 'nova'.

I'm sure we all love poetry here, so share that love and write something! Preferably a poem, but prose is okay too!
Basically if you want to write something and participate in this activity, just consider using one of these three words as a theme or topic! Just go ahead and put pen to paper and do your best!
Don't be afraid of being good or bad, all you have to do is do your best!

It seems some people don't realize this, but I've still been here every day posting this a few times a day when I can, but my presence has been absent outside of that. I'm still here, just very distracted/busy. That's why Erika has had to fill in more often than usual, ahaha...
Monika!

we just keep posting
if he doesn't stop
then yall know what to do

manlets here again
we never give up lads

If the mods keep this shit up, I will start posting my 1984 poems...Again...

fucking chinese moot i swear

Natsuki!

Natsuki!

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Natsuki! MODS=FAGS

Stand together, brothers!

The correct Yuri bikini

>tfw Yuri said she eats alone at lunch
>tfw I've always done the same during most of high school and college

Based yuri OP. Yuri is super cute!!

might be good for your mental health you disgusting lewdposter

WHY WE GETTING DELETED

I WAS ENJOYING OUR TALK

>Mods deleting threads A G A I N
If they end up deleting threads with a lot of posts, I guess I'll take up the mantle of saving them all.

>tfw didn't even eat breakfast or lunch
>just sat alone in the classroom while everyone else went to eat and socialize

Friendly reminder to accompany Your waifu even in Your desktop.

Download it quick before the mods comeback.
childish-n.deviantart.com/art/DDLC-Shimeji-Pack-718209813

Reposting my response for an user that asked me to do an "Finno-Ugric Empire Monika AAR" (hope you're still here):

Hmmm. I've never done an AAR before, and doing it in the eyes of Monika if I understand this correctly would be even harder. I'll think about it.

Rogue mod on a rampage
le /v/ culture is srs bsns

you didn't get hungry at school? during high school if i skipped lunch i would be starving and it would distract me from my classes

First for if this get prune we raid Veeky Forums

Should I repost the second half of the poem, since it got deleted with the thread?

Fuck off Ganon

/ksg/ is more fitting

I never played for the Oakland Raiders.

So has this happened to any other general before? Will it ever stop?

Somehow can't get any shimejis to run; is there a FAQ or support thread somewhere?

You aren't alone user, you aren't alone.

BECAUSE WE'RE
ALL ANONS AND WE FIGHT THROUGH THICK AND THIN
WE'LL KEEP OUR THREAD A FREE THREAD, STOP THE JANITOR COMIN IN
WE'LL KEEP HIM OUT OF OUR COMFY SPACE TILL THE MEMES START RUNNIN DRY
AND THIS MIGHTY THREAD WILL PROSPER, FOR DOKIS NEVER DIE
youtube.com/watch?v=41-dLH5YqeU&t=1s
If the user who first posted this is here you're still my favorite.

Surprisingly not. It never got in the way of anything so I guess that wasn't bad.

Whhhhhhhhy?
Veeky Forums?
How come?

I thought of Veeky Forums because if the mods are being salty, we got an appropriate board to dump it all in

youtube.com/watch?v=KpUoYgV_9SQ

She is the sun in my sky!

i really, really like this image

monika but she's bullying /ddlc/

Will we make it to #400?

this is cute af brehs
i suggest you download it

>She doesn't want us loving the other dokis

I don't think so, user. I don't think so.

Persevere! 151 unique posters last bread!

Stay comfy~

Cross-postan

What if mods are lusting for Monikanon and Erika?
They want don't want to share

Does it feature comfy Sayori?

Seriously, how has this mod not been fired yet?

yes!

God this line really hit close to home for me, that's when I swore to protect her

How did you count?

What if this is the curse for bran user leaving? Quick! Post bran to appease the mods!

>Staying Up Late
hahahaha
i spent the past five hours trying to go to sleep
i'm going crazy here
post cute dokis pls

I love you yuriblanket.

Please let me join you in your blanket, it makes me sad seeing threads delete themself so much.

mod leave now other wise ill have to give you a left right goodnight

Dont hurt monika

Well i'm not sharing Monikanon either

I love Yuri!!! Mods can't stop this love!!!

At the bottom right, you'll see these numbers.
Post count / images / posters / page

But yeah, was listening to And Justice For All today
Really enjoying just putting the entire thing on loop. I think it really fits the sorts of moods this game brings. It's got some melancholy but it also brings the adrenaline you need to survive the amount of melancholy it brings

I wonder what's each Dokis' favorite music genre

>get home, want to play some F:NV
>mod decides to strike again

Hard times these are. Reporting in.

Yuri lookin kinda...
ah fuck i'll give it to ya this time
who knows how long we'll have these threads

>spoonfeeding newfags

youtu.be/lagPBtdGjd8

Oh, dang. I didn't know about that. Guess that shows how much of a newfag I am. Thanks for the info! what's pages though?

At the top and bottom of the thread, on the right hand side, there's a set of numbers (rn this thread is 60/19/38/1) if you mouse over them it will tell you what the number is for.

Get in here buddy, we're gonna out-comfy the poor souls wasting their time trying to put us down.

Download JRE, install and click on Shimeji-ee.
There should be a icon on the taskbar.

You should get some rest.

Why are we down to 40 now? Are they trying to kill us off?

I miss Hard Times user
that was a good story

Oh god, is it happening again?

Cause the thread is new??

>Not teaching others to help them understand
meanie

Heyo dude/ettes. I'm not going to lie to you guys. i'm trying to think of what to write, i want to welcome you all into the thread firstly, i want to say how much i appreciate you guys being around, how much i think you're all awesome, even the folks who don't like Name/tripfags like me. i wouldn't change this place for the world. because you're all special to me.

but apart from that. i'm stumped, i can't just be saying the same things over and over again because i'll just start to become spammy, and that's not what i want. i want us to all be happy with our dokis.
so how's this,
guys... if you had the choice to leave your entire life behind, everything... everyone you ever knew or met.. you'll also be erased from existence, it'll be as if you were never real. no-one will remember you. but you get placed as MC right on the day he meets the literature club, everything goes swimmingly. everyone has free will so you can go and do anything you could in reality.. you would just be MC. there is no guarantee that any of the girls would like you and your personality though.
would you do it?
i think i could. but i'd do it with a heavy heart.
love you all /ddlc/ keep rocking

yep

>Be me
>After the school festival
>At the Literature Club afterparty
>Only 4 others here
>Sayori, Yuri, Monika, and
>Natsuki
>Monika suggests we play spin the bottle
>Partners go into closet for 7 minutes
>I agree, hoping I can get some time with Natsuki
>Natsuki takes glances at me and excuses herself
>Where is she going?
>Monika whispers something to Yuri
>Yuri glances at me and giggles
>The door opens
>Natsuki walks in
>“Okay everyone! Let’s start,” Monika announces
>I go first
>I spin the bottle hard
>It slows down near Monika and Natsuki
>Stops at Natsuki, right before Monika
>Monika looks disappointed
>“user and Natsuki!” Sayori cheered
>Natsuki looks at me, flustered
>I start to stand up but she pulls me with her
>”We better get this over with, user,” she tells me
>She pulls me in and closes the door, looking embarrassed
>I hear a clicking sound from the outside
>“Have fun, you two!” Sayori’s voice calls
>She locked us in
>Natsuki turns her eyes to me, blushing
>She pouts
>She looks so cute
>I looked at her quizzically

To the guy last thread who said he was closing in on finishing a game he was making to release on steam
How hard was it? is it something rewarding to get into? I have very little experience with these sorts of things but I would like to try and take the first step some time.

So far, yeah. Annoying to say the least.

Monikanon is my wife.

OLD THREAD
PREVIOUS THREAD

>She turned her head away from me, pouting
>”Don’t get any funny ideas, user,” she told me
>”What do we do in here then?” I ask her
>”Well, uh, we… don’t ask me, you make something up!” she says, embarrassed
>The room gets colder
>Sayori giggles as she turns the thermostat down
>Monika smirks and looks over at the closet
>Natsuki shivers
>I shiver as well
>”How did it get so cold?” I ask
>”I’m not getting close to you to warm up, user!” she says nervously
>I can feel her short, warm breath on my arm
>She shuffles a bit closer to me, hoping I won’t notice
>I sit down, wondering how I got into this
>It’s worth it to be this close to Natsuki
>I try to keep myself warm while sitting
>Natsuki giggles at me
>”You look so silly, user,” she says to me
>“At least it’s practical,” I reply back
>She eventually joins me on the floor
>I’m a lot taller than her, even when sitting
>I start to realize this closet is really cramped
>”5 more minutes,” Monika calls to us
>It’s even colder now, we both have goosebumps
>Natsuki shivers
>I shiver as well
>”How did it get so cold?” I ask
>”I’m not getting close to you to warm up, user!” she says nervously
>I can feel her short, warm breath on my arm
>She shuffles a bit closer to me, hoping I won’t notice
>I sit down, wondering how I got into this
>It’s worth it to be this close to Natsuki

i bloody tried
it's the second day this happens
i'm doing my best to rest, but another hour of nothing would break me
so i'm here now
more cute dokis pls

Reminder that all dokis are equal, the true enemy is Natsuki's dad

Favorite weapon?
Fucking yes!
Follow in the footpaths of englishteacheranom.
Are you super cool backup review anom?

Well, if a formal/deep lore AAR is too much, a greentext form AAR is just as good if not fitting for this board

Can you stop fucking tripfagging.
It also hurts to read your posts, you write like a 14 year old.

yea no i love yuri but i'm not insane

>Are you super cool backup review anom?
T-that would be me, yeah.

I swear if this actually worked.
Here's your sacrifice, mods.

Handguns so far, I have a .357 revolver, a .44 one and Benny's Maria.

refer to Trips doesn't belong anywhere on this board.
And no, it doesn't matter if You're a fucking author or making a fic.

Wait. You're repeating, dude.

user, you forgot to post it with this:

Yuri will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

Last post for Natsuki cosplaying lewds before I get back to writing something new.

archiveofourown.org/works/13251357

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