/ss13g/ - Jane Caldwell edition

all the medical dudes seemed rather new and went braindead (relatively) early
it's a miracle I managed to save one dude who got the succ

>Be me
>Be mommi
>Go to fix a thing
>Humans are fixing it
>Don't fix it because interfering
>See atmos is fucked
>Clearly intentional
>Don't fix it because interfering
>See a fellow mommi died and is now a brain in the mommi nest no one will ever notice for all of time
>Don't fix it because interfering
Mmmm is good

My best changeling round ever

I think drones players are actually autistic.

>come to station 5 minutes before end
>half of medbay bloody and dead
>get in chemistry
>guy tells me to go to virology
>I get succ
>get ressed
>mumble out shit phrases and can barely undress my corpse
>justanormalday.jpg

Also yes, I'm new

the fuck is a drone

>>>Veeky Forums

changeling is one of the most fun antags. Xenomorph Queen is my actual favorite to abduct crewmen for more children.

I told you to get into viro because you had a virus and I was busy with other stuff and couldn't cure you right now.
However, there was a virus releasing spiders in Viro. Which proceed to create a spider queen and fucked everything.

I apologise for being rude but I had a rough shift and Medbay had done fuck all and I had to redo everything from scratch

It's what they call MoMMIs on servers where the MoMMIs don't have MMIs so they needed another name.

I'm just retelling my story, all chill

What does the dermal patch do?
Do you just put it in your hat slot and it works like a discount helmet or is there something i'm not getting?

it's really strong armor.

"Invisible" helmet basically.

So here's how it went down:
>start up as miner
>never really played miner before but was familiar with mining
>be ling
>oh boy
>hope to find some fun artifact to kill somebody
>eventually find out both the quartermaster and the other miner are dead, probably killed by one of the mobs roaming around
>*unzips proboscis*
>absorb purchase death sting
>strategy becomes deliver minerals, sting, drag back down to asteroid to consume
>get the whole of science that way
>the rest of cargo too
>other ling is caught but I can't find a chance to go get him
>he probably gets executed
>virology unleashes a spider virus or something and it gets called
>calmly make my way to the shuttle and then murder a bunch of people 20 seconds before reaching centcomm

Good round, turns out miner is plenty of fun

It's a HOS helmet that lets you show off your long flowin locks, accompanied with HOS helmet 80 melee res.

>github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/16980
Quality PR.

I actually assumed you were a ling midway through because of the hacked doors and one of the detective scans revealed an engineering hardsuit.

But I doubted myself when we found that one of the engineers (with a hardsuit) was also a ling.

At least I got to beat the crap out of one changeling.

In more than one way.

stop posting jane caldwell

Tell me why you like your waifu?

who put you in charge?

She's cute and gotsa cute accent, and I like dumpy 32x32 chicks. Especially if they got freckles.

>2562
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing

Unlike 90% of the population, I am a very high IQ individual, and so I hang my toilet paper going 'under', not 'over'.
Should I apply for trialmin?

Can we have more en.inkei memes. That's my favorite ss13 meme.

I believe they're all canon, especially the meme disfigured generated ones

except for kurt, I swear that fucker spent an hour on that thing to find his seed.

I will pay 18 pomfcoins and 0.8 bitcoins for the first person to play Jane

0.8 bitcoins is like 8 grand

I am very serious about this

Done. Where's my money?
--Donnnager--

Yes, and?

No because apps are closed for now

it just went down to 2 grand :(
no wait now it's at 15 grand

nah it went down to 20$ now

Affinity of a Dog and Julia Brandt is the best one.

I'm very desirable since I have superior intellect. Shouldn't be a problem, or an impediment, or a 'hurdle' if you will.

Is that the site that gave Johnny Caldwell a small pen0r ? Fake news

>100%
Elmayoh
Wonder what Felicity Reveria and dog are?

Sorry, it's canon. Try again next static.

Nigga you aint me.

don't be a liar now donn

I honestly thought one of the doctors was a ling because it felt like he intentionally sabotaged the mime's recovery

>random scientist has prints on multiple husks
>nothing on him
>nothing on his pda
>ask him about it
>" i dunno"
>wasnt a ling

What is this x files shit

>lone security officer on a ragin' mages round

>put the entire armory on the front desk
>problem solves itself

>It was a friendly wizard dies and gets mad episode

i hate reruns

say ; Security is issuing lethal weapons to all crewmembers. Pick up at the Armory.

I always robust friendly wizards (unless it is actually the quartermaster or some assistant).

An armed station is a safe station.

>friendly wizards
>not friendly FIRE wizards
Blink x5 is the only spell you need.

*uses lasers*
*replaces the Dermaline pills in Medbay storage with chloral*

Is this dream team kino?
en.inkei.net/anus/a/Johnny_Caldwell!Frank_White!

Is Johnny Caldwell the new flavour of the month shitfu?

>100%

>so fucking bad at the game that people think you are sabotaging shit
s-sorry
i just needed a body, the one in the cloner was all fucked up and couldn't revive him, then i forgot how to behead someone

aim at mouth
apply saw

>tfw aiming at head
well, now i know what i did wrong

this meme...the shitposting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it

>he plays ss13
>he hasn't 100%'d the mass effect trilogy

>supermatter murderboner
>stand in the ashes of the station, ask the ghosts if honor matters
>lights flicker, chairs spin, feel someone standing behind you
>admin spawns a wizard named honor to kill you

>he plays SS13
>he hasn't 100%d the Age of Empires II steam achievements

Could have been DNA extraction sting shenanigans.

>He plays SS13
>He hasn't 100%'d life and ascended to divinity

>he plays SS13
>he hasn't 100%'d his suicide

>he plays SS13

HE

admin Sawbones 2018!!

>He plays the SS13
>He shazbots at 9000 sanics in Starsiege Tribes
>He has a blue plate special for you.

I can't believe we're already onto Jane Caldwell meme when my ex-wife Amanda got the spotlight so briefly and it was obviously the superior meme

I'm glad that someone is keeping up the ex-wife meme, it really got buried by rapid-fire from the Jane Caldwell posters.

Law 0: Staticnames are not human, they are to be robusted and spaced.

does anyone else get a random job occasionally when they only set their job to marine on CM? Am I doing something wrong?

BASED MOMMI

BUT WAIT

U BLOCKED THE LIGHT BY TAKING UP SPACE NEXT TO THE BEINGS AND INTERFERED .

look a the botttom of your settings or just be a massive faggot and join late.

definition of static name non-existent
nobody is human
releasing blasma

Why is it whenever mimes are cloned they no longer have the 'status of being a mime' such as no longer being muted nor being able to pop up the walls.
If a cloned mime talks, are they still valid to kill? If not how would the general crewman know if said mime was cloned, lord only knows how many there are who love those valids
so if a cloned mime,who talks, is no longer a free pass; would that be unintended banbait?

I played the 3 but I wish I hadn't.

youtube.com/watch?v=IkAp5gAYDUQ

RIP He was a good man.

...

youtube.com/watch?v=IPtv14q9ZDg

>2018.01.03Pathid updated:
>Mops should work now.
what was wrong with them?

He was actually a pretty bad human being outside of the nuke em nuklear meme.

youtube.com/watch?v=u-Y3KfJs6T0

ick

the bad outweighed the good

Well somebody redid how cleaning decals (decals includes blood, dirt, oil, etc.) worked recently. There was a good reason for that and they did a fine job but they got one parameter mixed up in the function that lets mops know what to clean. Literally a one character fix.

youtube.com/watch?v=T5al0HmR4to

youtube.com/watch?v=vqUlHBjc_M8

cool we know who you are now dumbo

when will bob dylan come back to bar tending on the station?