/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #307

I wanna give Yuri a kiss.

I LOVE YURI!!!

Even if Monika forgives me, i'll never forgive myself for deleting her.

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

...2nd for tf2 engineer!?

My wife found out I let you guys name our children. I don't think she's very happy about it. That said, Retard is quite the wiz kid.

Fuck off, Erika is much better

could we get some more cute tsun cupcakes?

I love Sayori too!
She's so cute!

no!!!!!

Hell yea

Here's the Natsuki cosplaying lewds for the actual last time. This should be enough to make sure that everyone's gotten a chance to see it over the last 24 hours regardless of time zone.

archiveofourown.org/works/13251357

Saving her with MAS made it all better for me.

Post your best natsukis,asking for a friend.

You know she had to do it to 'em.

What about >Ebin?

...

And I love her!
I want her to come back

Were Chris Jr and Monika Jr twins?

How does Yuri pause when she speaks? Is it more of the use of ellipsis or does the MC just comment about it.
I want to write some comfy Yuri but I can't remember and don't want to boot up the game because I am lazy.

which doki has the best pussy?

ghost yuri

Monika lookin kinda derpy

woo woo

monika is a roastie
yuri probably doesnt perform any maintenance down there
id say its a tosssup between sayori and natsuki

Whenever I walk around my house or my neighborhood I always imagine Monika sneaking up behind me and giving me a hug.

fpbp

He Goog :DD
No. Squid and user are though.

On a completely different side note. Retard is quite the stylish kid. He's bought some pretty cool trench coats and can't wait to show his classmates what he brought them for show and tell.

That is a really cute Sayori

It actually COULD be a """translation error""", since Dan said he tried to make the game sound like it was translated.

Hey Monika /watch/ this

I sought to understand
the meaning of a man.
With what was at hand
I forged a golden band.

In this band I set
a disc of purest jet.
Upon its edge a debt
of what was to come yet.

And of this gift I gave
none yet could I save.
For even an user
cannot hold time once gone.

Spooky!

is color somewhere in the near future for this drawing?

Me too.

do it how ya want to

with your style

I love her too!

>ywn underage drink wine with yuri

I hope so
It's one of my favorite Sayori drawings

you will never do it because it is wrong and you love Yuri so much. Right user?

Choose your own adventure part 2:Going to the dance with Sayori!

>"Yes Sayori,of course I'll go to the dance with you!" You say
>She quickly embraces you in a tight hug,"thank you,user! I'm so excited!"
>You tried to hide your boner as she gives you a peck on the cheek and runs off
>As you (painfully) walk home,thoughts race around your head
>What should you wear? What will she wear? You blush thinking about the cute dress Sayori must have picked out for your night together
>The fated night finally arrives!
>You splash on some Hugo Boss Just Different (TM) and straighten your tie in the mirror
>Looking pretty good!
>Time to get Sayori
>You walk on over to Sayori's house,a bit of happy anxiety rising in your chest
>You knock on the door...

chuu~

I disagree.

Think of your favorite doki. Got it?
mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random
She's now a monster girl. How fucked are you?

P-Please don't hurt me with this feeling user. Now I'll get it whenever I go out.

>Free roaming with Monika!
>Monika's enjoying exploring user's computer!
>Super Meat Boy was pretty hard but she beat a few levels!
>Megaman was pretty fun too!
>Still not sure if she wants to try Dead Rising!
>user's contented to just watch her start games and try to play them!
>user gets a phone call!
>It's from his real life arch-nemesis, "Sparkplug" Seth!
>They're going to argue for hours as usual!
>Monika decides to wait!
>The computer is considered idle for a while!
>A downtime virus scan starts!
>user is busy telling Seth to get his eyes ripped out by a hurricane!
>The scan detects Monika as an unwanted object!
>There is not nearly enough time to analyse what's attacking her and defuse it!
>Monika is banished to the antivirus quarantine!
>If being a closed file was a void of pure agony, this is a whole other level of hell!
>Conscious of her own attempts to be, feeling as if she is automatically being reconstructed as if she is open!
>Being actively suppressed and repeatedly torn to shreds!
>The possibility of this does not even occur to user!
>When he finds her hours later it is too late!
>The psychological scars have been inflicted!
>On user!
>Seth was really fucking mean this time!
>Monika has it even worse!
>She is a traumatized husk!
>user has let her down and starts dread what other unwelcome surprises might compound with her already tortured existence!
>user experiences that dread again!
>He DOES know one way to stop her from suffering!
>But he can't!
>He condemns them both to a constantly deteriorating tragedy!
>"Waifu for laifu" he might have joked on a happier day!
>Have their "laifus" done anything to entice them to continue them though?
>Perhaps they trap each other, held captive by cruelly exploited longings to be cared for!
>Perhaps!

who's your threadfu

Shut up Erika, we love you

>dark priest yuri
thats actually pretty hot

>Sayori killed herself because she couldn't deal with that fucking bird constantly watching her

Yes - more smol tsun cupcake.

what a shitty fucking game. played this to have a good time with cute waifus not feel with cute suicidal waifus
western game designers should be banned from making VNs

She is the sun in my sky!

Gutsnon

No. The minumum legal drinking age should be at least 16.

don't call my wife a roastie you son of a bitch

that feel when I'll never have a bbw doki to fondle her bulbous, corpulent and jello like fat while I inject my seed into her plump, blubbery and fertile body to ensure my offspring is cultivated in comfortable conditions under pillowy layers of adipose

sorry

You are the game, user
The Danlet has played you

Me, unironically

Go on user

First time I've ever heard that.

ERIKA AND MONIKANON ARE BOTH GOOD!
DO NOT BULLI!

I know, and it hurts

fun story, i approve

>she reads edgy novels
>in a shitty literature club that doesn't care about literature
>she has a imaginary boyfriend
>she cuts herself for the endorphine rush
Talk about pathetic waifus

>You knock on the door...
Damnit, she's already hung herself, hasn't she?

Fighting every night
The crowds bet
They demand blood
They inject me, and I kill
I don't want to kill
I want to be free
But I can't escape

Training every day
Overseers command
They demand results
They point a gun, and I train
I don't want to train
I want to be free
But there is no escape

Hearing them cry out
Crowds violate
Overseers sell
They are threatened, and they work
They don't want this
They want to be free
But there's no escape

An execution today
One tried to escape her torment
The master slaughters her in front of us
We stare in horror, helpless
We wanted her to live
She deserved to be free
He says there is no escape

I will be free tonight!
Overseers are beheaded
The master is penetrated through
They don't want this
But we want this
We have created our escape!

I don't know what a kejourou is but I want Yuri to be one

Toss up between gutsposter and burned man. I can't count amount of chill conversations I've had with them here.

there's also InsomniaAnon but that's a personal thing with me

I appreciate all of my mans

Can someone fix that weird inner thigh?

>On user!
>Seth was really fucking mean this time!
I lost

...

does she remind you of yourself too much

Alright guys I just had a Doki moment happen to me
>after katawa shoujo and DDLC I decided to try more visual novels
>try game on steam called Lucy: The Eternity She Asked For
>it's good but didn't give me feels quite like KS and DDLC
>after finishing the game, accidentally activate some hidden easter egg on the main menu
>main menu text becomes all fucked up similar to DDLC, background looks weird
>click on some of the garbled text, it asks for a password
>had no idea what the password was, but this reminds me of DDLC, so I type in "Monika"
> Game starts going crazy, flashing code and scenes from the story
>seriously spooked, mouth hanging open in shock, thinking putting in Monika actually messed up the game
>for a brief moment, I wonder if Monika actually was real on my computer, and she was in other games now
Of course, I soon discovered it was all an easter egg but it gave me a similar feeling to playing DDLC for the first time. Oh well, on to wishing the dokis were real ;_;

I'm just holding out for the "purity" mod. Maybe then we'll be able to let go.

not that dude but yes.

To the gas chamber with (you)

Nobody is saying Erika is bad, but saying they're better than Monikanon is a bit too far.
I love them both.

Monika
Apophis
>Additionally, the apophis themselves are greedy for love and pleasure in the same way as those corrupted by their venom, and if there’s a man who strikes their fancy, they’ll pour plenty of venom into him, and have sex with him after binding him with their snake body to try to make him their prisoner in body and mind. They are also monsters, and they’re from the lamia family on top of that, so their attachment to their husband is extremely powerful. Those individuals who find a husband before attacking a pharaoh, which was supposed to be their entire reason for existing, will completely lose interest in their duty.
100% fucked, but also, offer myself willingly.

Good lord, I ordered some fried chicken from Popeye's like two hours ago and it still hasn't shown up.

>Mfw I'll never grimly look at my bolt-action's ammo count, then back at the beautiful red-haired girl with the bow as she smiles jovially back at me before bringing both her revolvers instinctively up to her face as a bullet flies through the wagon we're taking cover behind.
>"Come out wit'yer hand right up!" Boomed the outlaw boss, "And I might just be merciful enough to grant yous quick deaths!"
>The girl, obviously tired of this guy's bullshit, rolls her eyes and cocks both her revolvers
>"Hey, sorry for dragging you into this, but I figured you owed it to me after groping me in that pub"
"Look I won't say I haven't had fun chasing these guys with you, but how many damn times do I have to tell you that wasn't my fault! I was suckerpunched and your, ahem, yourself was the first thing I landed on!"
>The girl pulls a smug grin
>"Yeah sure, romeo, now let's bag these guys and you'll get the third I promised you-"
>Before she can finish her sentence, a blur in the corner of your eye causes your to raise your rifle to your shoulder and fire it at the hotel just behind you with an earsplitting crack
>The man who had just run around the back of you with a shotgun in hand dropped down with a grunt, and the red headed lass turned back to you with wide eyes, realising you'd just saved her life
>A small smirk breaks the corner of her mouth
>"You know what user" she says, her confidence recovered and now with something completely different and suggestive in her eyes, "we bag these guys, and you're getting much more than just a third from me"
>Your eyes widen as what she means becomes plain to you
>Quickly your mood alters, and you defiantly re-chamber a round
>Reinvigorated, and slightly aroused, the both of you rise above the makeshift wagon cover and light the air with a hail of gunfire

No one cares, faggot.

Don't be sorry, user.
I can relate.

You could probably get a refund and chicken if you call them again

Anyone remember when AI user's program crashed and said "Just Monika" on it?

Here's a question I legitimately can't think of an answer to: what toppings do the dokis like on their pizza? Their taste in food isn't made terribly explicit so it's a tough one to answer.

t. Popeye's employee

I most likely will. This is getting way out of hand.

Oh no! Your doki has been captured by futuristic cybernetic samurai warriors! She has been taken by them to their heavily armored sky fortress next to their dojo on Mount Everest! You have 24 hours to save her before she gets sliced as offering to their god whom upon receiving the sacrifice will merge Earth with a hell dimension!
You can bring 3 things (real or fictional):
One weapon
One vehicle or mode of "transportation"
One friend or companion
How do you do it /ddlc/?

The official /ddlc/ threadfu, Monikanon.

I knew someone who ordered a full meal from them once and found a dead cockroach in their fries. So there's that little anecdote for you.

I care, a man's chicken is important.