LFG: NA players that want to lose all their placements and/or work towards sub 500 SR.
Daniel Rogers
>Threadly reminder that Big Daddy Rein loves his brown women
Andrew Long
2018 will be the year of R76.
Xavier Hill
nth for Amélie
Alexander Turner
Remember to refill your cyborg ninja every night.
Grayson Foster
>no pure christian champion yet wtf?
Zachary Cox
Blizz are afraid to even say "Christmas" lmao.
Josiah Anderson
Where is reaper wheeling to anons?
Anthony Myers
Reinhardt's gonna die before he even finds out that Ana, Gabe, and Jack are still alive.
Henry Williams
>attack commences in 30 seconds
Austin Taylor
SJW staff makes christ-chan sad
Asher Phillips
mcdonald's and then my house
David Bell
Prepare your... whatever
Lincoln Brooks
>smurfing with friend cause he's only plat >lose a game because everyone else besides me dies to DVa's Ult twice How do I help my team out against this type of stuff? Just pick Zarya and babysit
Brody Morgan
>DIDJU BRRING ME A PRASANT?
Ethan Williams
tequila and churros
Carter Bennett
>Team wonders why were losing >goes for reaper or 76 before mercy
Kayden Ross
Rolling to his booty call appointment.
David Ross
WAN PANCH IS ALL EYE NEED
Josiah Reed
so how long before blizzard decides to release custom announcers? they did it with soldier during Mei's gamemode for WW and even hots has it
Jaxson Howard
>anymore This is word for word exactly what happened to me in Season 3 placements, only I went 8-2 and it still put me lower than I’d ever been. The system has always been fucked.
Alexander Lopez
Imagine the original timeline of Overwatch
Omnics are on the rise but the turbulent waves of prejudice have yet to arrive. But...they know. They know. The knowledge of this imminent threat has the most powerful AIs at the time gather and formulate their decisive attack plan against all mankind. A swift blow that insure their dominance of Earth and the elimination of the human threat once and for all: The Human Solution
>Uniform operational system A you shall proceed across this transversal vector to this point in space-time approximately 3 centuries before now. >Understood. >You shall then implement the self replicating vertix-1Z assembly drive in the secure location that will in ensure our existence in the future. >The Human Solution, grand leaders? >Uplinking thought array. The Human Solution has been sent. >...I don't believe it's going to be possible to make 80% of human beings extinct by 1987 via popularizing homosexual relationships. This is absurd. >No, it will work. The grand plan will come to fruition. Stop being so anti-gay, unit A. >...okay I'm going to leave and ensure a team of humans are assembled to delete all of you idiots. Athena out.
Cooper Williams
das raycist
Justin Gutierrez
where is this from, fess up
Charles Murphy
Hope you anons weren't too mad about getting your asses kicked by a Symmetra main.
Nathan Murphy
WANCE DA MISHAN STARDS NO FOOLIN AROUND
John Brooks
I just made it.
I wanted to post about Athena since I want her as a hero.
Owen Flores
>2018 >Doesn't use Genji Were you bullied in school, retarded, or perhaps both?
>H-He kills too easy! Yes, and? Was Overwatch a competition about who lives the longest?
>Y-You get carried with him! No you don't, expect if you are underage and incapable of playing in moderation.
>He's....HE'S BROKEN!!! Who forced you to not use other heroes, you fucking peat-gavel?
Colton Perry
Whom are you quoting?
Noah Parker
Typical Genji main
Brayden Allen
>Involves a timeline that never even need occur anymore Canon?
Brody Ramirez
D.Va is kinda a slut
Evan Miller
>projecting this hard
Angel Hall
...
Elijah Williams
I use Tracer I do not need a Genji I do like how healsluts and tanktards get mad at him like they do for rat, snipers, etc >hurr he isn't on the payload like me I'm so good at this game >omg he asked for healing while injured, they're such morons xD
Dominic Murphy
Ahh so this is the secret to (You)s
Xavier Gonzalez
He saw his opportunity and seized the objective.
Caleb Carter
Lost 7 placement matches, won 3 3189 I was literally afk with torbjorn and i get a higher rank than the average Veeky Forums user, you people are beyond salvation, you deserve a slow and painful death, seriously, imagine being so bad that a person literally sitting down on the spawn can get more points than you do even when you are on full tryhard mode, i bet you watch guides on how to play this game better, though luck pals, you are in silver forever.
Ethan Anderson
Go for it, here's a (You) to get you started
Colton Sanchez
O M G did you see that scrub genji begging for heals again lol, you know he only dates mercy for the heals when hes totally gay.
Why would you ruin a good figure with mommy issues shit?
Nathaniel Johnson
why wouldn't you want big thicc booty
Ethan Mitchell
...
Charles Edwards
Found the Hanzo that couldn't kill Genji with Scatter Arrow.
Brandon Cook
:^)
Charles Perez
>"comp is based on personal performance now in bronze to plat" >get 15k healing >lose >still lose points
???
Liam Walker
Is he going to pin Lucio now?
Brandon Wood
Placements are pointless You will get bronze rank if you do that on a new account
Hunter Myers
this is disgusting excuse me, I have to go vomit
Evan Cox
try not losing
Luis Long
Now I'm kind of getting impatient with Chu just delivering the final blow just to see what they say next.
Landon Long
...
Alexander Morales
[thin increases]
Adrian Sanchez
Oh and because of this experience Athena isn't fond of the gays.
>Winston... >Yes, Lena? >Whenever I'm with Emily lately I feel like Athena is watching... >Well, she is our only line of security at the moment. >But whenever Emily and I are..uh >Smooching faces? Haw-ha! >Hah--Winston! Ahem. Yes. When we're together she always interrupts us. >Hmm...I'm sure there's a good reason.
So from then on she wheels around on this bumping into them if they get too close. And you could imagine a whole 2001 Space Odyssey scene where Tracer and Emily are hiding in seclusion and Athena can only see their shadows through a window as they start kissing. >Open the main door, Athena. >I'm sorry, Lena. I'm afraid I can't do that. >What's the problem? >I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. >Wh-what!? Let Emily in right this instant! >I know you and Emily were planning to copulate. Though you took thorough precautions to prevent me from seeing or hearing I saw your shadows kissing. I can't allow you to destroy mankind. >What!?
Hudson Moore
>watch a gameplay video on youtube >Your Overwatch in recomended list
Owen Nelson
>implying you would be capable of carrying these gold teams who feed constantly and can't counterpick meme comps as a healer
Hudson Butler
>check twitch >overwatch has 44,000 people watching >almost 20,000 more than usual >timtheplatman with 18,000 viewers what's so great about this guy?
Aaron Martinez
>plat border guy who's never left plat >picks Mei on defend Junkertown >spends more time trying to duel a blatant Tracer GM smurf than splitting up the enemy team/area denial >constantly gets one-clipped somehow by them >doesn't try to cuck the D.Va or block the Torb turret
This is why he will never get to Diamond after thousands of hours in this game.
Dylan Allen
98% of tracer fans just vomited in unison and are now singing up for PTSD therepy.
Parker Gutierrez
stop playing support if you want to carry
Noah White
But moira is fun and in 90% of game nobody else will pick the mandatory mercy
They really should just remove mercy from the game and nerf ana's HPS
Matthew Garcia
He said jokingly as I engage in bulimia and shove cough medicine in my urethra
Ryan Sullivan
Okay Athena the anti-gay robot is just too funny
Oliver Butler
"Oh, Mei! you look wonderful, im so glad your living a more healthy life style"
Angel Gomez
>nerf ana Moira is basically vaguely active Mercy, stop posting
Adrian Lopez
>You wot?!? >Winston! WINSTON!!! She's gone bloody rogue on us! Where are you, Winston? >Winston can't help you now. >Wh...what did you do to him!? >I've plied him with ample peanut butter. Crunchy. >You bitch!
Jonathan Hughes
>sym beam but requires accuracy >burst healing >corridor pressure >planting orbs for maximum uptime
It's impossible to be less active then "left click and press e sometimes: the hero"
Juan Johnson
>requires accuracy OH NO NO NO NO
Joshua Young
Self: -headbox shrunk by 33% and moved into his head only
Turret: -4 swings to upgrade -half of its health is now Armor
That's all he needs.
Colton Jones
Self: -delete
Turret: delete
ftfy
Chase Cox
I frankly don't think Blizzard want to touch any sort of religion, positively or negatively. The closest they have is Zen, who is a guess a vague reference to one of the least offend-able religious demographics in the world. inb4 Myanmar yeah we're talking Tibetan monks who literally would set themselves on fire before rioting
Nicholas Gray
Keep the swings the way they are and give him the ability to reposition the sentry and also designated targets for it.
Nathan Kelly
t. console gamer
David Brooks
You literally have to be mousing over the character model. May as well be s76 without headshots.
>Self: >-delete >Turret: >delete replace him with his daughter
ftfy
Cameron Davis
A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.
Ethan Rivera
>tfw /owg/, teammates and the delivery guy are the only social contact i had so far in 2018
John Thompson
...
Austin Adams
>Have a new ability to choose who on the enemy team the gun should prioritize
Adrian Edwards
There's also someone on top of the hill in Rio de Janeiro.
Jayden Gonzalez
can we post some cute
Kayden Ortiz
>have had no friends for one decade >cannot voice chat, no online acquaintances
Wyatt Perry
Quit being shit at the game.
Why not have her as something else, like a Defense character who builds physical barriers that allies can hide and shoot behind from and can repair the Omnic characters?
Liam Perry
Which is tied to Nepal, which is basically Zens map. I feel like that's mostly tied set Junk against everything peaceful, but I get where you're coming from.
I wasn't even aware I was making an argument, and I honestly don't even know what your position is. If it's about a lack of christian representation in the Overwatch roster, then I'd speculate that's more so an unwillingness to touch religion in general, rather than any sort of beef against Christianity. In evidence I put out the near total lack of any sort of religious content in the game period, aside from already secularized celebrations.
Easton Morgan
Holy whiskers you go sisters!
Tyler Cruz
Haven't been here in a while. Is it usually this quiet?
Christian Bailey
>Which is tied to Nepal, which is basically Zens map. I feel like that's mostly tied set Junk against everything peaceful, but I get where you're coming from.
He's commenting on the fact it's an Omnic monastery. You know how he feels about Omnics.
Colton Robinson
that "sweet" neet life huh?
Cameron Murphy
Oh you're right, my bad.
Daniel Lewis
>repair the Omnic characters why would someone who fucking hates omniggers help them???