Overwatch General - /owg/

Blizz are afraid to even say "Christmas" lmao.

Where is reaper wheeling to anons?

Reinhardt's gonna die before he even finds out that Ana, Gabe, and Jack are still alive.

>attack commences in 30 seconds

SJW staff makes christ-chan sad

mcdonald's and then my house

Prepare your... whatever

>smurfing with friend cause he's only plat
>lose a game because everyone else besides me dies to DVa's Ult twice
How do I help my team out against this type of stuff? Just pick Zarya and babysit

>DIDJU BRRING ME A PRASANT?

tequila and churros

>Team wonders why were losing
>goes for reaper or 76 before mercy

Rolling to his booty call appointment.

WAN PANCH IS ALL EYE NEED

so how long before blizzard decides to release custom announcers? they did it with soldier during Mei's gamemode for WW and even hots has it

>anymore
This is word for word exactly what happened to me in Season 3 placements, only I went 8-2 and it still put me lower than I’d ever been. The system has always been fucked.

Imagine the original timeline of Overwatch

Omnics are on the rise but the turbulent waves of prejudice have yet to arrive. But...they know. They know. The knowledge of this imminent threat has the most powerful AIs at the time gather and formulate their decisive attack plan against all mankind. A swift blow that insure their dominance of Earth and the elimination of the human threat once and for all: The Human Solution

>Uniform operational system A you shall proceed across this transversal vector to this point in space-time approximately 3 centuries before now.
>Understood.
>You shall then implement the self replicating vertix-1Z assembly drive in the secure location that will in ensure our existence in the future.
>The Human Solution, grand leaders?
>Uplinking thought array. The Human Solution has been sent.
>...I don't believe it's going to be possible to make 80% of human beings extinct by 1987 via popularizing homosexual relationships. This is absurd.
>No, it will work. The grand plan will come to fruition. Stop being so anti-gay, unit A.
>...okay I'm going to leave and ensure a team of humans are assembled to delete all of you idiots. Athena out.

das raycist

where is this from, fess up

Hope you anons weren't too mad about getting your asses kicked by a Symmetra main.

WANCE DA MISHAN STARDS NO FOOLIN AROUND

I just made it.

I wanted to post about Athena since I want her as a hero.

>2018
>Doesn't use Genji
Were you bullied in school, retarded, or perhaps both?

>H-He kills too easy!
Yes, and? Was Overwatch a competition about who lives the longest?

>Y-You get carried with him!
No you don't, expect if you are underage and incapable of playing in moderation.

>He's....HE'S BROKEN!!!
Who forced you to not use other heroes, you fucking peat-gavel?

Whom are you quoting?

Typical Genji main

>Involves a timeline that never even need occur anymore
Canon?

D.Va is kinda a slut

>projecting this hard

...

I use Tracer I do not need a Genji
I do like how healsluts and tanktards get mad at him like they do for rat, snipers, etc
>hurr he isn't on the payload like me I'm so good at this game
>omg he asked for healing while injured, they're such morons xD

Ahh so this is the secret to (You)s

He saw his opportunity and seized the objective.

Lost 7 placement matches, won 3
3189
I was literally afk with torbjorn and i get a higher rank than the average Veeky Forums user, you people are beyond salvation, you deserve a slow and painful death, seriously, imagine being so bad that a person literally sitting down on the spawn can get more points than you do even when you are on full tryhard mode, i bet you watch guides on how to play this game better, though luck pals, you are in silver forever.

Go for it, here's a (You) to get you started

O M G did you see that scrub genji begging for heals again lol, you know he only dates mercy for the heals when hes totally gay.

*makes independent healer webcomic*

Rebis, nice

Dr. Kunkenstein

>Lost 7 placement matches
>gets mediocre rating
>starts talking shit

well that didn't go as I planned

Why would you ruin a good figure with mommy issues shit?

why wouldn't you want big thicc booty

...

Found the Hanzo that couldn't kill Genji with Scatter Arrow.

:^)

>"comp is based on personal performance now in bronze to plat"
>get 15k healing
>lose
>still lose points

???

Is he going to pin Lucio now?

Placements are pointless
You will get bronze rank if you do that on a new account

this is disgusting
excuse me, I have to go vomit

try not losing

Now I'm kind of getting impatient with Chu just delivering the final blow just to see what they say next.

...

[thin increases]

Oh and because of this experience Athena isn't fond of the gays.

>Winston...
>Yes, Lena?
>Whenever I'm with Emily lately I feel like Athena is watching...
>Well, she is our only line of security at the moment.
>But whenever Emily and I are..uh
>Smooching faces? Haw-ha!
>Hah--Winston! Ahem. Yes. When we're together she always interrupts us.
>Hmm...I'm sure there's a good reason.

So from then on she wheels around on this bumping into them if they get too close. And you could imagine a whole 2001 Space Odyssey scene where Tracer and Emily are hiding in seclusion and Athena can only see their shadows through a window as they start kissing.
>Open the main door, Athena.
>I'm sorry, Lena. I'm afraid I can't do that.
>What's the problem?
>I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
>Wh-what!? Let Emily in right this instant!
>I know you and Emily were planning to copulate. Though you took thorough precautions to prevent me from seeing or hearing I saw your shadows kissing. I can't allow you to destroy mankind.
>What!?

>watch a gameplay video on youtube
>Your Overwatch in recomended list

>implying you would be capable of carrying these gold teams who feed constantly and can't counterpick meme comps as a healer

>check twitch
>overwatch has 44,000 people watching
>almost 20,000 more than usual
>timtheplatman with 18,000 viewers
what's so great about this guy?

>plat border guy who's never left plat
>picks Mei on defend Junkertown
>spends more time trying to duel a blatant Tracer GM smurf than splitting up the enemy team/area denial
>constantly gets one-clipped somehow by them
>doesn't try to cuck the D.Va or block the Torb turret

This is why he will never get to Diamond after thousands of hours in this game.

98% of tracer fans just vomited in unison and are now singing up for PTSD therepy.

stop playing support if you want to carry

But moira is fun and in 90% of game nobody else will pick the mandatory mercy

They really should just remove mercy from the game and nerf ana's HPS

He said jokingly as I engage in bulimia and shove cough medicine in my urethra

Okay Athena the anti-gay robot is just too funny

"Oh, Mei! you look wonderful, im so glad your living a more healthy life style"

>nerf ana
Moira is basically vaguely active Mercy, stop posting

>You wot?!?
>Winston! WINSTON!!! She's gone bloody rogue on us! Where are you, Winston?
>Winston can't help you now.
>Wh...what did you do to him!?
>I've plied him with ample peanut butter. Crunchy.
>You bitch!

>sym beam but requires accuracy
>burst healing
>corridor pressure
>planting orbs for maximum uptime

It's impossible to be less active then "left click and press e sometimes: the hero"

>requires accuracy
OH NO NO NO NO

Self:
-headbox shrunk by 33% and moved into his head only

Turret:
-4 swings to upgrade
-half of its health is now Armor

That's all he needs.

Self:
-delete

Turret:
delete

ftfy

I frankly don't think Blizzard want to touch any sort of religion, positively or negatively. The closest they have is Zen, who is a guess a vague reference to one of the least offend-able religious demographics in the world. inb4 Myanmar yeah we're talking Tibetan monks who literally would set themselves on fire before rioting

Keep the swings the way they are and give him the ability to reposition the sentry and also designated targets for it.

t. console gamer

You literally have to be mousing over the character model. May as well be s76 without headshots.

Well there's also this.

d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/overwatch_gamepedia/8/82/Junkrat_-_Be_an_Atheist.ogg

>Self:
>-delete
>Turret:
>delete
replace him with his daughter

ftfy

A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

>tfw /owg/, teammates and the delivery guy are the only social contact i had so far in 2018

...

>Have a new ability to choose who on the enemy team the gun should prioritize

There's also someone on top of the hill in Rio de Janeiro.

can we post some cute

>have had no friends for one decade
>cannot voice chat, no online acquaintances

Quit being shit at the game.

Why not have her as something else, like a Defense character who builds physical barriers that allies can hide and shoot behind from and can repair the Omnic characters?

Which is tied to Nepal, which is basically Zens map. I feel like that's mostly tied set Junk against everything peaceful, but I get where you're coming from.

I wasn't even aware I was making an argument, and I honestly don't even know what your position is. If it's about a lack of christian representation in the Overwatch roster, then I'd speculate that's more so an unwillingness to touch religion in general, rather than any sort of beef against Christianity. In evidence I put out the near total lack of any sort of religious content in the game period, aside from already secularized celebrations.

Holy whiskers you go sisters!

Haven't been here in a while. Is it usually this quiet?

>Which is tied to Nepal, which is basically Zens map. I feel like that's mostly tied set Junk against everything peaceful, but I get where you're coming from.

He's commenting on the fact it's an Omnic monastery. You know how he feels about Omnics.

that "sweet" neet life huh?

Oh you're right, my bad.

>repair the Omnic characters
why would someone who fucking hates omniggers help them???