/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - who gives a heck edition

i only need a single blow

>Ma Dai, capturer of angry women who want to kill his cousin and thief who stole RotTK Deng Ai's hat.

Hey, that hat is worth stealing for.

I think we can all agree both cases were for the best.

Bring me back my hat

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What's going on here?

Hey! What the heck?!

Anime hair having motherfucker

they should've kept their hats on

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japanese humour folks

This poor kid tho. I legit think he might be too new to the internet to know what he's gotten himself into.

Truly this is the edgiest of edge posters. I can feel this boy's rage against his own nationality.
again.

Is Zhang Fei the most hilarious looking fuck in this game?

Is that a nipple I see?

>10
Good morning.

Has Zhang Fei ever looked more pathetic?

The lifeless expressions and stiff animation are the true joke.

Look at my wife, is she cute?

I want to know every penis of the three kingdoms

Yeah she's cute, looks a lot like my wife.

Nice thumbnail

>LET'S GIVE ZHANG FEI ZHAO YUN'S MOVESET LOOOOOOOL!!!!!!

Please don't curse

I can at least defend Zhang Fei in real life because of his talents. He wasn't a nice person overall but he did have talent, more than Guan Yu. He also wasn't that dumb. Aside from that you really can't defend him I guess

Calm down Lingqi

Fuck off Zhang

youtube.com/watch?v=IoyJ_xqOxY0

You're into deep, /eagg/. Control yourself!!

Is the new Nobunaga's Ambition actually awful? I've heard its a watered down mobile game, is there any hope for it?
RotK13 was fairly shit before the puk as well.

LINGQI DOESN"T EVEN KNOW WHAT SEX IS SHE IS PURE YOU FUCKING NO GOOD MOTHERFUCKER HACK FRAUD

dont cuss

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Zhuge Danny boy having the fan but still retaining the choke slam and the elbow drop isn't too much to ask is it?

It probably is but iktfb

Let us join our allies.

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drug addict

What a great game.

Would you protect Cao Chong?

Is this is the same as before then Cao Hong-chan is the only girl that matters to me

What's the name of this?

Is that so

Of course

i'd be a wreck if anything happened to him

After well over 200 hours of DW8CE, it's kind of crazy how different WO3U feels and plays. I remember when I thought all musou was more or exactly the same.

>tfw to smart not too get killled

the core of it feels the same

Just finished my first DW story playthrough. Wu is pretty great. I find them better than Shu and Wei.

Welcome fellow /wuboi/.

To each their own I guess

we must fight Guan Yu!

I AM MY OWN OPPONENT???

I am my own opponent? This will be difficult

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DW7 feels way clunkier than DW8 and even has a different camera system that's closer to 6's, it's hard to go back to WO3.

I thought I was just imagining things but you're right, the camera is definitely different. tbqh though I'm still having a lot of fun.

the main thing I notice is that the camera doesn't directly follow you as it does in DW8. So you can strafe left or right without moving the camera at all.

Liu Bei pounds Zhao Yun boipussy

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>not "special"

Why isn't Dynasty Warriors 9 out RIGHT NOW, and why is Saner still banned?

Thanks Obama.

Saner is banned? God fuck that shitty site.

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Someone tell Saner to join /eagg/

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Thank you.

Who is Saner?
What did he do and why is he important?

Vibrations.

Literal vibrations.
Banned for causing vibrations.

cool vibrations...
*laughs*

Battle of Didao

my.mixtape.moe/vjhyki.mp3

>my.mixtape.moe/vjhyki.mp3
Which one, and that bass line at the start (I think, I am bad at music and everything else really) is making me vibrate.

The one where Jiang Wei trashes Wang Jing

Mmmm... correction.

Zhang Yi defeated Wang Jing at the Gu Pass in supreme fashion, Chen Tai told Wang Jing not to go to Gu Pass in the first place, many Wei soldiers drowned in the Tao River trying to flee. Wang Jing fled to Didao and Jiang Wei besieged him. Chen Tai then came to reinforce, Jiang Wei attacked but failed, then Chen Tai sent out a false message saying he was going to hit Jiang Wei from two flanks, which then forced Jiang Wei to retreat.

So Jiang Wei didn't exactly trash anyone... he got tricked and retreated. Zhang Yi beat a very inexperienced Wang Jing.

Is there anything Chen Tai can’t do?

Save Wei, and stop the hostilities between Cao Mao and Sima Zhao. :/

if Sima Zhao was so great then how come he had to kill the emperor and die a year after capturing Chengdu?

Checkmate, Sima loyalist.

The emperor was a nigger
he was speedrunning

The descendants of Sima Yi, Liu Bei, Cao Cao and Sun Quan were mostly incompetent. Like, they get dumber each generation. Except for Cao Pi and Cao Rui and Sima Shi/Sima Zhao maybe Sima Yan

is this picture of me and my husband cute?

Sun He was very bright and supported by many of Wu's top ministers and generals like Zhu Ran, Lu Xun and Zhuge Ke. HOWEVER... It's Wu. Sun Quan's mind was deteriorating and Sun Luban and her cabal took advantage of that. He was ousted as Crown Prince.

So Wu could've been a lot better in Sun He's hands.

It's the nature of things. Sima Yi, Liu Bei, Cao Cao, and Sun Quan all had to bust their balls to establish their kingdoms (or in Sima's case, usurp). It would be a matter of time until a generation was born coddled by the nature of the world established by their fathers and grandfathers.

You can't have a baby duck as your husband.

That’s a cute horse

BUKA NENG

>Sima Yan had more than 10,000 concubines

I couldn't do it

It's obviously a false number, but I love the concept.

Sima Yi: Nobody fucks more than Shi Bao!
Sima Yan: Hold my drink, I got this.

Sima Yan fucks