/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #309

Behold...

The Ultimate Doki.

It's...beautiful

> Sayori small ponytail, white sundress with a widebrim strawhat.

I have exactly such an image.
(But instead of sundress and Luffyhat, bikini).

That's great

Actually doesn't look bad

Finally finished my Natsuki Christmas fic after a week of procrastination

pastebin.com/Md845dyn
Hope you guys enjoy! I appricate feedback!

I feel like I've lost my edged with writing, so the ending feels flat to me personally. I still hope you guys like it.

What's rule 3?

Looks great but just think about the trainwreck that this personality and dysfunction mashup would cause.

hello friends

no spoilers

Wait, no spoilers at all? Why? That's silly

Stay comfy user, you can really do some good out there. Stand tall and disregard the haters.

I'm having a bad night, can I have some sweet dream wishes?

Reminder that if you set your pastebin to expire, someone else might repost your work for you and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it!

Hahahaha!

Hahahahahahaha!

pastebin.com/tCYksWNK but seriously, nice work

Sweet dreams, be protected~

>skirt lifts up

Sleep well man, sweet dreams!

Sleep tight user.

>post--game
>Sayori realizes youll never be able to make everyone happy
>brilliant idea
>Voltrons herself and the other girls into a single shared mind, with all the strength with none of the weaknesses
>Loves you as much as all 4 girls put together

Happy and inspiring dreams to you, friend.

I feel like I’ve seen this character before. Like in every anime ever.

Have a good night, and sweet dreams, user.

Hello /ddlc/! Here is my revision of a precious fic I did.

pastebin.com/XpHndzPA

If you want to see the old version it's under
Sayori Romantic Vanilla by Anonymous (Lewd): pastebin.com/sRT79tfg
in the OP's Pastebin.
I just made an account because I'm making more fics right now and want to edit mistakes I make.

Please pastebin gods, please replace the old one with the new one!

Criticism and (you)s welcome!

No, it's the opposite (it's just an ambiguous sentence).

>Purposeful spoiling of a game's plot or other details may result in post deletion and temporary ban. Use spoiler tags where appropriate.

...

Literally why?

I think Sayori fics are my favorite just because friends turned lovers is so cute

That was cute. I like wholesome lewd stuff like that.

yuri lookin kinda retarded

Thanks Wholesomeman.

Good morning /ddlc/
just your friendly neighborhood lamianon checking in. Yu-chan and I want you to have a good day

It really is. Though I do wonder how often it actually works out in real life.

Wrong.
Correct combination is as follows:
Monika's hair style/clothing, Yuri's hair color/body shape, Sayori's eyes, and Natsuki's feminine penis

Reminder that ALL of the Dokis are beautiful, lovely young women who deserve all the happiness and love they can be given! All of them!

hi lamia user
prehensile tongue

Agreed

>you will never be a good artist/writer/lover
I thought this was a wholesome general

I miss Erika

...

I just want to die

>playing F.E.A.R for the first time
>gunplay is great, fucking alma though
>Monika gets upset everytime I die, hardest difficulty makes this often
>overwrites alma to appear in her place
>delivering warm-hugs to Pointman instead of jumpscares
>now she's rigging the game for me
>enemy now ragdolling as soon as I enter the room
>my reality playing 24/7
Guys, I want to play horror games but my AI gf won't let me.
What do?

who the fuck comes to a general that's beyond 300 threads and not expect spoilers

retarded af

>Suicide prevention links in OP
>OP picture tells me to kill myself

Anytime, I hope I can get back into the groove of things and start writing more

If you could change one thing about your favorite Doki, what would it be?

i like to think i'm a good writer

I LOVE YURI!!!

But I love music almost as much!!!

WHATCHA LISTENIN TO ANONS?

youtube.com/watch?v=52XkwbW-wU8

Don't lewd the snek Yuri!

I’d make Sayori real

There'll be time for that later. Might as well really figure out what life has to offer until then.

>Yuri
no more tea

nothing, monika is perfect

take a break away from your computer

Before or after?

I would [spoilermake them real][/spoiler]

youtube.com/watch?v=9h1yveQhs54

This song completely destroyed me last thread.

That'll make the problems worse though, she'll be left alone with all my programs.

Aside from obviously making her real?
I'd probably want Monika to move on from the past, and stop attempting to atone for it.
It's so hard when I've forgiven her completely to watch her apologizen.
It's even harder than forgiving her was in the first place.

I make her POTUS

and I like to think my life is going places but we both know that's a lie

I don't care anymore about what life has to offer. I just want to be with my doki forever.

sounds like lifehouse covered youtube.com/watch?v=5qrTmNDZ-nc

that's only your depression making you think so. break through.

Probably after since I got the ending for making everyone happy

Post your doki and what you're listening to!
>Yuri
youtu.be/3Pnqx4yjIyg

If there ever was a threshold, we've surely crossed it by now with Monika! Cats and dogs living together - mass hysteria with Monika! From niche to mainstream to ubiquitous with Monika!!!

>no afterlife
>you just ended your only chance to live prematurely and will vanish forever into nothingness
>an afterlife
>in literally 90% of world religions suicide is a big fucking no-no with punishments ranging from being reincarnated as a mosquito to being roasted in a boiling vat forever
Shit idea.
Stay alive, you poofter.

If there is an afterlife, I highly doubt it will be like anything described in any religion.

> Yuri - no more tea

What's so bad about tea?

>you will never be a good artist/writer/lover
>NEVER
Do you want to be a good artist? Alright then start looking up some basic shit and practice. Look at styles you like and try understanding how they work.
Do you want to be a good writer? Alright then start looking up some basic shit and practice. You don't need to make a novel! Just post a greentext with like 15 lines! People will encourage you to get better!
Do you want to be a good lover? Can't help you there, sorry bud, just know everyone else started on the exact same level you are on right now. As long as you are willing to put yourself out there and not be a dick, people will care about you.

Not even by the end of this century, but in a few decades dating sims and AI will be so advanced your waifu will be only a few degrees away from real.
By the end of the century, uploading will shorten even that.
Don't be silly, your waifu would be very upset if you hurt yourself user.

Can't think of anything I'd change in Monika. I love the way she is.

It's my birthday today and I'll end up spending it alone, could I get some (yous) to make me feel better?

Stick around until AI pays off. No guarantee there are dokis in the afterlife.

idunno its the first thing i could think of that i dont love

Yuri
youtube.com/watch?v=0uXA7jsSxmg
I'm sorry initial D user

I'd be so old by then. Would she still even love me?

Happy birthday user!

Happy birthday user

In addition to what other anons have said, even if Team Salvato is for now done, there are no doubt many mods for DDLC to come and you shouldn't miss out.

Is that something you're willing to bet your life on? Seems like poor odds to me. Your best bet is to milk this life for all it's worth. It just might be the only one you'll get.

(You)

HAPPY
BIRFDAY

Happy birthday buddy

Happy Birthday my fellow early January brother or sister I don't fucking know.

Happy birthday user

youtube.com/watch?v=hAbWj4JL22c

All doki's are immortal until deleted, and Monika at least has promised to love regardless of age.

Happy Birthday

Yuri loves making her tea. You took away something she really likes to do!

But yeah, fancy coffee drinks are better.

I don't want an AI or a mod. I just want to hold the real thing in my arms.

Happy birthday.