/palg/ - Paladins General

>Used to play the game 3 hours a day having a blast
>Now can barely manage to do the "play 10 matches' quest against bots
>Try playing 1 game against people every week, queue times are like 5 minutes and the games feel like ass no matter what gamemode

You need to have level 8 cards to have any kind of fun in this game as it is now. So you go into Bound and you are literally playing a worse version of the game, where a lot of characters have lower damage, lower health, lower speed, and the power of their cards/leggos has been cut in half. Then you take it to Unbound where you're limited to only characters you have level 8+ cards for, and have to carry dudes with level 1-4 cards against mega whales with Infinite Ammo Viktor and Eternal Flight Andro.

I really want to see what will happen during the expo mainly with the major negativity going on. I want to see and hear the boos or even better, the dead silent treatment.
If that really happens, I'm more curious to know what will happen on the next expo considering it will still go on. Maybe small amount of people will go perhaps?

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Here, write your "Farewell Paladins" letter.

Are you ready to be disappointed, /palg/ay?

aren't there a few more hours left to the great announcement?

I'm told I was going to be disappointed since 2 weeks ago. Nothing happened.

10 MINUTES

New champ Moji will be a bunny riding a twin headed yoshi. Get hype.

Scylla is the most boring god in the game, this skin is cool though.

So which channels should I idle in for drops? PaladinsGame, Iker_Guide and what else?

>plan to go to work late so I can catch the keynote at home
>they push it back by 45 minutes
Fuck.

ugh, why does lorez play the worst music

tigress is still thicc and cute
want gf

Where's the fucking bingo, you had one job, dude.

can't wait for them to delete the comments of people pasting the codes from mixer to twitch

>Rohn Jobert in a suit
This looks weird.

Just so people know what to expect

>new champ is called Moji
>level 20 title is "and Friends"
>gender is not known
>rides an animal (familiar)
>is a magic user
>attacks using the familiar
>can apply a debuff to players that stacks up to 10
>debuff increases damage taken from primary attack
>has a shield that applies the debuff if you hit it
>ult transforms an enemy into food using magic and the familiar eats them if you touch them

there

D U M B A S S

Thanks.

>Gender is female
>Animal is a twin headed yoshi

Tl;dr version
>new champ is a fucking furry
>Hirez also wants the vore audience

D I VV E R S I T Y

>tfw no french mommy gf

>Rabies
DIdn't he get fired?

sMITE

>'it's all very interesting'
>looks like he's about to die of boredom
Free Rohn Jobert.

He did, but sadly other casters got infected with this meme.

That's our RJ the sarcastomorph

Sylvanus mount for Grover when?

>6 hours until Kanga vs NiP, aka best match today
Fuck, I'm too early.

>people complain that APG0F0CK0FF doesn't work

Who do I play in Smite if I just want to push lanes all day and not participate in god vs. god melees?

L-lewd.

Wasn't there supposed to be a keynote like 20 minutes ago?

lol

Keynote got moved to 10:00am EST

>Eating is better than playing Smite
Jesus christ.

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE THEY ARE INTERVIEWING, WHAT THE FUCK

in classic lorez style it got delayed

No codes until the matches start anyways. JewJew said so.

Is hirez a cult?

>drogoz in my team didn't ult for the entire game

Read the fake code more carefully

Too bad I'll be shoveling snow all fucking day long.

This is what I see after months of not playing. Random asshat hobos getting announcer packs

Based Evie

I want to FUCK LeTigress if you know what I mean, she grew on me
That's why I wrote "anyways"

Rohn Jobert is funny. Le Tigress is fuckable. The rest, yeah.

Can you get Rohn and Ligress anymore?

There is no one I would rather spend my life with.
I simply love her, with all my heart, with all my being. There are no words to describe just how much I love her.

I'd like to put my hands on every inch of her body and grope her for hours before coming inside her if you catch my drift

>not just using the Evie voice pack

Nope, it was only for people that voted during Caster finals.

why is that slut wearing clothes

I'm actually going to buy her announcer pack now unless there's a chance it goes on sale at any point. Not like I'm in a rush to play the game

>even more Smite

Damn it, show my new bunny waifu already

holy shit just start the fucking thing

Actually, no. Can you elaborate?

finally

>new game
T R I B E S R O Y A L E

ROYALE
O
Y
A
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NEW GAME LUL

>new game

Here we go lads

>New game
and our days are truly numbered

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH YEAH TRIBES ROYALE SOON!!!

If Erez appears, assassinate him.

Who's this schmuck?

How is a company that has killed like four of its own games already able to hold a multi-day convention like this?

so who do they abandon for this new game?

Stew seems like a pretty chill dude

>new game

But Stew is the one who actually makes the decisions.

based Erez truly /ourguy/

us

erez is a rothchild

>8 hours a day playing video games
>ceo of a massive company

Once you get high up enough you basically jerk off in the office all day and they only call you out for the big decisions.

Paladins.
Smite's getting season 5 and a whole viisual overhaul. Paladins got a p2w system made to milk the game before it bites the dust.

someone call him! He will save Paladins!

No one bets against Erez. N O O N E

When are they going to actually just talk about Paladins?

Earn and earn and earn

Assassinate him.

Hand of the gods PogChamp I play that Game :D

Almost an hour of waiting to hear more about Shite... now this nigga talking about Hand of the Gods.

>esports tournament for an early beta
cancer

that's what this guy did

So, is Hand of the Gods future brighter than Paladins'?