/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #310

>"please stop bullying monikafriends"
>meanwhile Sayori gets threadly bulli and no one bats an eye except for the Sayorifriends

first for tf2 engineer

What's the matter with warming a cuppa in the microwave?
I never use my kettle anymore because the above method is so convenient.

the monikafriends were copping heat last general though, gotta tone it down.

>- Staying Up Late
Well, fuck. I've been doing this for the past three days. I should really stop giving feedback to other people's writing late at night.

first for mohw pointman

Post your ideas for our Veeky Forums league team;
GOOD IDEAS.

>sayorifriends are bullied every single day
>they've developed a thick skin and learned how to cope

>monikafriends are bullied like three times in the history of /ddlc/
>throw a hissyfit every single time because the illusion that they think they have some sort of impunity

pottery

Monika is a lightningrod for a more delicate kind of person. She is the meme character, she attracts the lowest common denominator and the lack of self worth that entails.
They require her to act as their meat shield so once a dent appears in their shield they get a look at what they're headed back to and they don't like it.

Erika best doki

I don't think there's a problem with it, but I don't understand how using the microwave is more convenient than an electric kettle.

>"user, are you awake?" asks Yuri
>Her only response is a muffled groan coming from the couch
>Yuri approaches the couch with curiosity.
>there seems to be a human shaped pile of small blankets
>she nudges the blankets a few times with a quizzical look in her face
>another groan resounds from the blanket.
>she sighs and pulls back blankets to reveal user curled up in a foetal position.
>user looks up wearily at Yu and releases a barrage of sneezes in quick succession
>"oh hey Yu, how's it going" asks user
>he tries and fails to act like his normal self.
>"user, what happened to you?" inquires Yuri
>"oh it's nothing serious Yu-chan, it's just my sinuses acting up"
>"Is there anything I can do to help you?"
>"Umm could you boil some water for the hot water bottle? Don't forget to use the kettle" jokes user
>Yuri rolls her eyes at user, he still hasn't forgotten her embarrassing mishaps during the school time
>minutes later
>"user, make some space on the couch, I'm bringing the hot water bottle"
>user moves over as Yuri arrives
>She takes position next to user and takes a seat of sorts on the couch.
>she pulls user gently down so that his head on user's rests on her underbelly
>She lays a folded towel forehead and places the water bottle on it.
>user prepares to say something but Yuri preempts him
>"Don't worry user, just relax, I'll take care of you"
>user's shoulders release their tension and he allows himself to recline on her. He couldn't help but feel at ease when he looked up at her smile.
fuck my life I hate summer. At least I have Yu-chan

>You're snuggled up under a blanket in your room. Yuri sits down on the edge of your bed right next to you.
>"user, you're not feeling well, are you?"
>You quietly nod, looking at her eyes.
>"Poor baby", you hear her whisper to you with a tinge of concern.
>"Don't worry, Mama Yuri is going to take care of you!"
>She puts her hand against your forehead, feeling your temperature.
>"Oh no, you've got a fever! You need to stay warm during winter user, otherwise the cold does this to you!"
>She takes out a thermometer, the old mercurry type, not the electronic type.
>You raise your arm and she puts the thermometer under your armpit.
>"Hush now my child, stay still, don't move, it will only be 10 minutes."
>You've been always afraid of these thermometers, worrying that you might expose yourself to mercury after breaking them by accident
>But as Mama Yuri caresses your cheek and hums a peaceful tune, the fear goes away. You feel complete bliss despite your sickness. You shut your eyes.
>The minutes pass like seconds and before you know it, it's time to check the temperature.
>"Oh my", you hear her murmur. "39 degrees!"

That's not Natsuki.

We'll obviously they would it's done the most by them and is a baseline of the game in itself.

All-Monika based team

>Just Monika.
>Monika's Writing Tip of the Day
>Okay, everyone!
>Ahaha~
>Isn't that kind of messed up?
>Fuzzy socks
Need 5 more for a Monika only lineup

Cute!

We need
>Manager
>Manager's assistants, to design strategies / design the player models + kits etc.
>Player squad

I suggest creating a strawpoll or google docs where people can vote which players will go for the squad.
If everyone's fine with it i can be the manager. If someone else wants to be, i'll gladly help with strategies / whatever they need.

But yeah, we need people helping tbqh

yeah cause you deserve it

It would be interesting to see a chart of what kind of people are attracted to which dokis

Other lolis should be appreciated too,
right?

>"user, we need to do something about this! Have you eaten anything at all today?"
>You hesitantly confess that you haven't eaten anything since yesterday's breakfast.
>"Dear, your body needs nutrients to fight off the illness. I'll go downstairs and get you something to eat, okay? I know you don't have any appetite with this fever, but you have to!"
>"user, Yuri is going to go downstairs and get you something yummy. I'll be gone for just a bit, don't worry."
>She goes downstairs to the kitchen, you hear some rattling and crinkling.
>After what seems like an eternity, you hear her coming back upstairs. You anxiously count every step, you can't wait to see Mama Yuri again!
>She opens the door and you immediately notice her warm smile. "I hope I didn't take too long, user."
>She's holding a bowl of bran flakes, with a droplet of milk glistening off the side.
>Mama Yuri!

Its funny really.
I don't know how to love anyone outside that screen either.

Microwave: fill cup, 1m40s, add teabag.
That's the most convenient way possible.

This. On behalf of Yurifriends,leave Sayorifriends alone!

Hey everyone!

Hope you remember me. No, I did not kill myself. Unfortunately this past week I wasn't able to post because the internet in my building got fucked up and so on (not many details are needed, right?).

Anyways, the deadline for the books are coming! Just a reminder that we're discussing on Saturday "All Quiet in Western Front" on the 6th and the first part of "Lolita" on the 7th.

Hopefully I haven't missed much.

Let's read!

>Yuri's knife collection
>MC-kun
>Sayo-nara
>Buffsuki
>Natsuki's Dad

Oh yeah? did people spam pictures of dead/suffering Monika and laugh about it? no?
Must have been so emotionally scarring for Monikafriends to get *"verbal abuse"

*literal facts and well explained opinions

I don't hate Monika but I also don't pretend she wasn't wrong or that she redeemed herself

Natsuki!

Hey! I'm glad you are fine friend. Actually was missing your posts haha. I hope you had a wonderful christmas break and new years!
Looking forward to discuss the books next weekend!

>Solipsism
>have a nice weekend!
We can do this, 3 to go

Prison Sentence!

...

Nice story
Very comfy.
>summer
Wut

>monika is the most normie-tier doki
>she attracts the people playing the game on twitch and youtube, who don't have to think too hard about the game's themes because they're only doing it for ad revenue and fan donations anyway
>she attracts the people who sincerely believe everything she has to say about the other dokis not being as "real" as her
>she attracts the virgins who still fantasize about hooking up with the prettiest, most popular girl at prom (probably too young to have more developed tastes yet, and/or just vanilla as all fuck)
>this explains not only the lower average IQ for monikafags but also the quick, trusting nature which she so happily exploits

really jogs the noggin

Guys, post your team ideas, we will throw everything in a strawpoll and vote

I wonder if those two anons discussing this with Monika CKII are still here

>mfw no said pictures of dead Monika exist
You're grabbing air now...

Sayori - End of the line downers who would appreciate someone to mope with. Little to lose.
Yuri - Superficial porn addicts and fedoras who want to romance the tall dark one who would keep her distance from them at all costs. Deluded.
Natsuki - Predators and people seeking refuge from despair behind a cutesy guise. Lights are on but nobody's home.
Monika - Unfunny 'ironic' lowest common denominator meme garbage and whoever had their way with Sans and Steven Universe. Worthless by their own design.

I've helped /aov/ team throghout last year and almost became manager but then shit happened and I couldn't get involved anymore.

Except the skin things, I can help in anything. My pick for the team would be:

>Buffsuki - GK
>Just Monika - Forward
>Yuri - RW who cuts inside
>Sayori - Hanging AM
>Danlet - LW and Keychain of the team

I should have seen this coming

Are you the same guy who’s writing the fanfic or are you the guy who’s delivering pizza to become a drifteru legend

That's literally my point

for what it's worth, i'm sorry that people are laughing at your doki. none of the dokis deserve to be mocked, regardless of current events or what they did or did not do.

I'm from the Southern Hemisphere user, so it's summer for me
I'm on Zee Maps too

>Monika bullied
>REEEEEEE

>Sayroi gets bullied
>Sayori gets bullied even more

>Yuri gets bullied
>people make death threats

does someone ahve the hotline miami pic?

The fuck I'm still here yo!

Latter

NANI?

>Yuri looking kinda retarded
>Hxppy txughts
>JUST MONIKA
>Trapsuki
>Buffsuki
>Gutsanon
>Hackergirl
>Act 2 yuri

Idk just some ideas

user that was thinking of starting a CK2 game to do it here. Just putting some finishing touches to an introduction in an essay. I will start CK2 after that.

Still not sure how I should write it though, or if I should just give a picture with the cultures united.

>Takumi
>Shingo
>People from /v/TEC

Gladly I was able to make it here in time. Hopefully we'll have lots of interesting discussion this weekend!

I think a team of 11 Monikas would be the best possible meme, not sure it's allowed

>Yuri - Superficial porn addicts and fedoras who want to romance the tall dark one who would keep her distance from them at all costs. Deluded.
user all women keep their distance from me at all costs

What if we had a roll based D&D RP game?
Would you want to partake in it?
I’ve been told I am a good dungeon master.

I am imagining lamia yuri and you can't stop me.

>Sayori is deleted
>Completely gone from the game. No one but the player realizes she even existed
>Monika is deleted
>Obviously still exists because she comes back and somehow has enough sentience and power despite not being club president anymore to delete Sayori, who has inherited the power.

I don't understand.

I'm currently trying my First Prussia into Germany run. It just entered the 16th century and I'm trying to swallow up as much land as I can to form Germany but fucking Bohemia just took Sachen from me and are allied to Augsburg. Any /gsg/ friends got ideas for me? I'm currently allied to Poland and Austria. Should I seek more allies?

Natsuki is an adult!

>Yuri as le cut inside
topkek
hey it's actually awesome that you have experience with an actual team, guess we can make some good strategies then.
I have experience w PES too, but haven't really managed a team yet. How do the managers and helpers contact each other, does the team use a discord or smth? Or they organize within the general itself

I love her too.

>i don't like something this guy just said
>but i can't actually reply because my brain is too small to comprehend logic
>TROLL, BAIT, IT'S JUST ANOTHER /v/ RAID, BAIT, YOUR OPINIONS ARE WRONG BECAUSE I DISAGREE, BAIT, (YOU) (YOU) (YOU) (YOU)

now that you mention it, were monikafags always this insufferable or does the bulli simply coax it out of them?

S
>depressed people or those who have easy to manipulate morals
Y
>edgy people and those who live in pain and isolation, also people with good taste
N
>pedos and average people
M
>socially incompetent people

Use your third eye and the secret will be revealed.

>did people spam pictures of dead/suffering Monika and laugh about it?
Believe it or not, there are worse things than that.
People made Anons question whether Monika's love for them was real.
So hey, let's take it easy.

>Sayori gets deleted twice

Hey. So I was the user who last thread was worried about my disabled allowance and was going in for a face to face interview. Sorry to the anons who replied, I only just saw them. The building had no signal. And I got to say you guys were right. Nothing gets done by worrying and I should of just been focused instead of worrying. But alas here I am, all is said and done. To be frank. I'm hopeful. The interviewer was a registered mental health nurse and was generally very happy and relaxed. Which helped. It was a two hour long session which should be only an hour so that fills me with confidence and she really seemed to understand me and everything. I'm feeling good again. Thanks guys.

>don't worry. Nothing ever gets accomplished by worrying
Yup I addressed this above. You're right just sometimes I just hey caught up in the moment. Sorry.
>could you explain the details of your handicap, If you don't mind.
Of course i don't mind. I'll just talk about the things that got addressed while there though. I have hemiplegia, hemiplegia is a form of cerebral palsy that affects one side of your body. So one leg and one arm. What comes with this then Is reduced fine motor functions and poor balance.. It doesn't make my life any more difficult than you would expect because this is just how I've lived my whole life. It's different yeah, but it's normal to me.
I have asthma. Yeah pretty self-explanatory I developed it a few years ago and it's been a pain in the ass ever since. I also am an aspie which.. Yeah. Whatever. And finally I've suffered from anxiety and depression for a long time. Like really real dark mood swings and everything... Not pleasant..

Anyway thanks for being around. Love you guys

>After hours of arguing with schoolmates and being lost, you find the club room.
>The vice president is sitting at the teachers desk, tapping her pen on a notebook. A pile of papers frames her sides, one significantly larger than the other. She perks up and smiles at you.

Ah, you actually came! I just finished sorting the poems me and the boss get from yesterday. These are mine...
>She gestures at the smaller pile, grin strained.
Anyway, how about you hand me yours and I'll give you another assignment to do, hm?
>She takes a stack of papers from you and immediately turns red.
I-I use hand sanitizer! And I have two hands! Honestly, these...
>She shakes her head and sighs, cheeks and nose pink.
Thank you for these, I guess. Now, onto the new word!

Let's try "Faith". After all, faith can lead people to great things, yet it can also lead us astray. I hope my faith in you wasn't a mistake! U-uh, not that I doubted you would come here, ahaha...

Alternatives are "Fruit", "Center", "Judgement" and "Motivation"! Now, you remember my earlier spiel, right? It still applies! Pem, short story, epic, if you write it and have fun then that's all that matters!

>The sound of a fight starting outside the room makes the both of you wince. The VP stares at her notebook, mouth pressed in a line.
It's been getting rather heated around here, huh? A lot of bullying, a lot of fighting... Sometimes I wonder if we're better off having a fight club instead of writing and being happy.
>She sighs.
Not that I'm going to stop, of course. All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing, as they say. Now go ahead and hand it in whenever, these new words or the earlier ones. I'll be here.
>She smiles at you shakily, the corners of her lips not meeting her eyes before she thumbs through her notebook with a solemn scowl.

youtube.com/watch?v=w_zeZVBvGWU

a very cute adult!

>hey it's actually awesome that you have experience with an actual team, guess we can make some good strategies then.
Yeah, I saw they used the stuff I pointed them but never was able to follow the teams through.
>I have experience w PES too, but haven't really managed a team yet. How do the managers and helpers contact each other, does the team use a discord or smth? Or they organize within the general itself
/aog/ used discord but in games you had to use Skype AFAIK. Maybe nowadays they also use Discord.

>pizza delivery job
>initial d
>just Monika
Are you literally me?

Well,I DO listen to a lot of Radiohead

Ahh good old totally normal cereal and milk.
[Spoiler] Y-yuri, why is the milk so warm?!

Bad writing
Or
Will be explained in the next game

>average people
spot on

>Yuri - Superficial porn addicts and fedoras who want to romance the tall dark one who would keep her distance from them at all costs. Deluded.
Yuri - Socially defective and sexually starved edgelords who want a shy girl as autistic as they are when really she'd keep her distance from them at all costs. Would be a cunt-hair away from being in the same boat as Sayorifriends if they weren't delusional.* ftfy
t. Yurifriend

You're prussia, my friend. You've got the most insane government for military use in the game (actually not sure if that's a DLC now when I think about it). You should be able to stomp Bohemia and Augsburg on your own at the 16th century. But just to be on the safe side: What idea groups did you take?

It's actually kinda funny just how similar our stories are.

It's also funny how the post before mine was about microwaving water and I made a quip about it in my story. I didn't even read the thread before I posted so I didn't see it until after I posted

I could try this in EUIV if they didnt grouped Finno-Ugric Sami and Finnish as Nordic

D&D RP could be fun. It's been forever since I've played it.

>Natsuki
me
>other dokis
others

Faith, center it
With enough motivation
It bears very good fruit

lmao I'm a filthy 575 Haiku casual sob

Pretty sure they grouped Finnish as Scandinavian. I mean, Albanian is South Slavic according to EU4.

I could go for it -- got any more details on what you'd want to do?

>could you explain the details of your handicap, If you don't mind.
I'm this guy. Glad everything went well user.

It sucks those historically illiterate devs made it like that, it wasn't always like this. There used to be a genuine Finno-Ugric culture group, before they added insane shit like Slovaks not being West Slavs and Albanians being South slavs. This was 2 years ago I think, time flies too fast.

>Buffsuki
>Trapsuki
>Richard
>Dominic
>Monikanon
>Erika
>Wholesome
>Monster Dokis
>Yuri lookin kinda retarded
>Wholesome Squad
>Keychain
>Danlet
>tf2 engineer
>Freikorps
>MC's Pen

INDEED I AM!

>monikafriends are the spoiled brats who hit other children on the playground but cry to the teacher when they get hit back

just like monika herself if you think about it. had no qualms about deleting the others but then gits pissy when you delete her back.
>b-but i loved you!!!

Oops I'm so sorry. I didn't convert to Prussia from Brandenburg yet
I think I'm behind in monarch points from all the early wars I started
My army limit is like 17 stacks and my groups are Defensive and Influence
>muh aggressive expansion bonus
>Muh yearly tradition buffs

This is true