/srg/ - speedrunning general

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This obviously will not happen.

wow what an entirely believable post! based!!!!!!!

Squid btfo
twitter.com/Jaac879/status/948977545311150080

>speedrunning

>my reset button is bigger than yours and actually works!

What does this have to do with Squid?

based irrelevant tweets user

>only the uninformed consider times that people have set as a measure of skill

t. non wr holder

a literal whom posting literally what because hes bad

*whomst

eek the cat WHEN duggie????

never i hope

/v/ pretending they're less autistic than speedrunners is a good meme.

Our Boi Squid Is Live With Ape Escape 3 Any%! Get Pumped For Some Sick PB (Personal Best) Attempts! It's Going To Be Bananas!

I'm not sure why people focus so heavily on transgendered people who have some relation to the speedrunning community. Some will say because their attentionwhores. Problem with that is people gravitate towards the subject in such a way (half of that thread is talking about them) it comes off more like they have extreme tunnel vision when they ignore almost everything else no matter how hard other things are trying to draw attention to themselves.

There are more trannies than actual women. Several famous speedrunners turned tranny. It's not normal. This is an invasion.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Eh1kgwF6Z-I&t=30s

it's the result of cronikeys' subversive activities, from his public feuds with cosmo to his infiltration in the gari clique that drove minion to insanity

monkey are so funny please hahahah post more

>This is an invasion.
How? The "1%" of speedrunning (Those that can making a living off of speedrunning. Its probably less than 1%) are all male. Those who make more than pocket change off speedrunning like Zoast are almost all male. The most famous speedrunners currently are all male. They are extremely low on the totem pole.

>Several famous speedrunners turned tranny
Who else besides Cosmo?

>This is an invasion.
no, people heavily exaggerate the number of trannies in speedrunning.

seriously, look at the /srg/ list of known trannies, and compare that to the total number of speedrunners that exist. it's easily less than 1%.

Give me a list of known female speedrunners.

>there are more trannies than biological females
>therefore it's an invasion
that's not how it works, sweetie.

Don't you sweetiepost me, cunt.

>Don't you sweetiepost me
What are you gonna do about it?

*opens wide*

I'm surprised more people don't talk about mike when it comes to AGDQ. He used the community to land a cushy job for himself, has managed AGDQ in questionable ways, has barely given anything back to the community, doesn't even speedrun anymore, and all people want to talk about is who is or isn't transgendered instead of that fat fuck who holds most of the power?

MOMMY

*speedruns a game without practicing it*

Does anyone know why Golden isn't allowed to work for GDQ anymore?

moderators got tired of having to delete hundreds of goblin-related comments in the chat

that can't seriously be it

They're afraid Edobean will eat Goblin..

Literally pulled the mic away lmao

lmao there goes his one claim to fame

LMFAO

whats the story on him being banned from working at agdq?

he made a joke about protomagical girl sitting on her nuts

I don't know why he ever thought his voice was that good. At the most I remember him getting a couple positive comments about it.

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The only good players are the ones smart enough not to play

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I would impregnate Kazooiegirl if she consented to it. I don't mind paying child support.

wow hes made the freak look like a bitch lmao, based squid

*posts about myself*

Link to the imgur?

I think I addressed all the non-meme complaints this time.

>FFX still in the top tier.
nope, you're still completely off the mark. fuck off until you can fix this, please.

>IWBTG can be played by people with ease
what the fuck are you doing

>final fantasy 10, megaman x2, and devil may cry in the top tier
Are you just pretending to be retarded?

list of solved speed games:
sm64
oot

except they both still have a ton of things left to find.

it's dead jim

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2d games are still too high. they only require ~66% of the iq that a 3d game needs.

yeah mario party really requires a high IQ

New RE4 record youtube.com/watch?v=mTesVRS4z7w

squid is directly referencing his endless exposure lmao

It Begins

holy shit cybie finlly got bopped?

>steam
lol literally cheating

That's obviously bullshit, but Zeldafags will defend this.

imgur.com/gallery/F9PHC
woah MAMA

People literally found new things for OoT in 2017, are you retarded?

My dad caught me looking at these pictures. How do I explain myself to him before he sends me to conversion therapy ?

THE OFFICIAL /srg/ HATE LIST (2018 Edition)
a_cute_lynx
authorblues
chibi
go1den
goldphynx
goronguy
hexade
iateyourpie
jackafur
kirbymastah
kryssstal
mike uyama
mofat
sagev3
supermcgamer
trihex
witwix
wooferzfg
yarumasi
zewing

where's narcissa

It's not the same without reasons.

Nobody here hates Narcissa

>newshit

but she killed cosmo

Good riddance. Cosmo used Chinese cheatboxes and contributed to the celebrity culture surrounding speedrunning

I know the reasons for all of them, but just a list is boring.

does anyone have a list of banned words and emotes for the gdq stream

reminder to use the twitch tv/srgmarathon chat for agdq

when does agdq start?

>bunch of literally whos making /pol/ tier jokes, plus geurge

ill pass

monday

there's literally nothing wrong with /pol/

/pol/ is a bunch of retarded teenagers saying stupid racist shit to be edgy

It's fine if you want to laugh at the retards posting there, but the fact that retards post there is the problem

speaking of /pol/

what's your speed game, nigger?

not telling you, yarumasi

Please doughnut die /srg/... I love you..

why does nobody do Deus Ex mankind divided runs? That game is great.

Ive tried doing some silent pacifist runs and got something around 1:30

we only speedrun sm64 here. everything else is a shit tier meme game

We're practicing our page 10 speedrun

>why does nobody do Deus Ex mankind divided runs?
Because it's a piss easy no-competition meme game.