Dota 2 General - /d2g/

I cannot see it, senpai.

Are you blind?

Paparazi is so fucking cute :3

Watch Ori play sf.
trust me, watch it ingame if u want, he's really good and his build is fun.

>replying to a dude with 0 followers flaming him
truth hurts, Ahmed (Peace be upon him) is right

>Discordies btfo so hard they start falseflagging

>draft ends
>"QUICK TURN IT BACK TO THE TALKING ASSHOLES"
>"DO WE HAVE ENOUGH TALKING ASSHOLES MAYBE WE CAN FIT ONE MORE ON THE MIDDLE COUCH"
>"I HAVE A FRIEND WHO CAN TALK WHERE DO WE PUT HIM"

Fuck these scene. Death of Dota when?

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>Remember esports run this shit

No shit? /d2g/ basically dies when there's no esports

>valve put in "auto pull dota 2 to frontscreen when match accept & or draft starts".
>shit barely works.
>sometimes auto accepts.
>constantly put into lpq for months because of this shit.

Sure glad im playing this game. (got a 24 ban in lpq after winning my last match because apparently i abandoned at start).

Suck my DING A LING valve.

Hi discordie

>it's a butthurt monkey shits his personal drama all over /d2g/ episode

time to watch sumail feed again hell yeah

Well duh, when theres no esports the only people posting are the guys who dont play dota

>completely outplayed by an esportbro

Wait, shartie is mid now?
ahahahaahahahahahahaha EG is finished

>good casters on the chinamen
>top NA showdown casted by fucking maut and some actual unironic literal who

Why does everything Moonduck does suck?

>monkey's harold pubs are now "esports"

>good casters cast good teams
>bad casters cast bad teams
how hard is it to understand?

Stop responding to him dumbass that's why he's posting. Just report him and don't reply.

Wtf are these idiots saying? Theres no discord in the OP

>mfw dumb dotards hate me now but always come crawling back when someone like lumi casts

>le high skill good dota meme
Soulless chinamen are never fun to watch no matter how technically skilled they might be. Esports is nothing without personalities.

We should add a sub-section to new players for "match analysis" desu
Opendota.com
Dotabuff.com
Stratz.com

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they are very bad at what they're trying to do.

fuck off maut

FURRYLESS D2G:

Is Charlie, dare I say, our lad?

there's no discord link in this OP dude, chill.

So tell me gulagites, Sumail go offlane because Universe left or did Universe leave because Sumail wanted to play offlane?

I'll get it next round.

Trying this hard

>tfw dropped from group
how to find friends to play with ?
im not that bad

Or how about we stop worrying so much about the one post in the thread absolutely nobody reads (except for the check for wrongdoing)?

>Synderen goes back from shit player to shit caster
I am incredibly happy about this, because we didn't have enough shit casters before

Why does Wraith King summon Skeleton Warriors?

you better be watching ori.

>It's another "discord boogeyman" episode

Describe this meta in 2 words

sumail is offlane cause he didnt like uni so he gave him the boot if ya know what i mean

This game mode is actually so fucking dumb.
It lets bad teams (EG) beat good teams (CoL)

Just press the "PLAY DOTA" button and the game automagically finds four new friends for you to play with.

PICK MEDUSA

>Let's not try to make the OP look nice

three mid

What lane do I take Mars in? Got reported for going jungle with him lol, in low prio now.

VOLVO!!??

That was never the problem it was just some autist that got triggered every time he couldn't get his OP image in. The link was in the thread for nearly a month and nobody complained until this idiot came along and started whining.

Skeleton King arcana incoming with Pudge arcana

Why are these teams picking such dumb shit?

>Opendota.com
>Dotabuff.com
Are you fucking blind? They're already in the op

Nice matches going on right now. But when do the GOOD teams play?

say that again and I might just leave for good this time

Where'd the gold lead indicator go? Did Riot threaten to sue?

>I inserted my offtopic tf2g link for a month without anyone noticing why aren't I allowed to get away with it
fuck off back to your discord where you can pretend to be important by moderating 4 other heraldshitters

No Maut don't leave, he didn't mean it

i told you to watch him.

>nobody complained

Why are EG even allowed at tournaments?
This dumb fucking team are unbelievably trash.

Because even Icefrog misses Osterion

Not on the level of "shitposts until the thread derails, then proceeds to spam new thread links until the janitor deletes one". There was opposition but it was actually discussed with reasons that didn't involve the phrase "tf2g autistic furry faggots".

Give me one good reason to draft AA when Soul Vessel exists

prob a placeholder for yet another rework to his crit

No worse, it's the ones that *actually* play dota

/d2g/ would you rather fuck arteezy or paparazi?

POST SONGS TO PLAY DURING MUTED SUNSFAN CAST
youtube.com/watch?v=21_YJ2uZBL0

you better have watched ori play this magic SF.

paparazi is actually cute no contest

>Music brought to you by Global Silence

the best team in europe vs the best team in china.

why does Zyori sit like that?

because he is gay and you know it.

>waah wahh come post in my discord.

You should be region banned for attempting to steal users from Veeky Forums.

why is grant so bad
twitter.com/GranDGranT/status/949024520001634304

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>Anyone that criticizes the hypocritical level of shitposting caused by the anti-discord hivemind must be a discord user himself!

Grant is legit retarded, poor guy

>play against one really fucking weak team and one mediocre coinflip team
>OMFG THER"YRE SO GOOD
NATards are so dumb

>EG and CoL have gone 1-1 today
>somehow EG are the better team
????????????????

Why are you all still wasting your time and your lives posting in these threads and playing / watching this shit game?
It's 2018 already. Isn't it time you moved on?

Honest questions here.

Because I find it's fun and after working 9 hours every day I think it's fair I do lazy dumb shit.

>tfw you play on the account you created as a shitter

IT'S BEEN A LOOOOOOOOONG ...

Dota isn't that great but its strength is that it's constant. It's always a game or streamer to watch or if worse comes to worse I can play a match or two. Since I have nothing going on in my life it's the perfect way to fill the days.

>nu-grant

>People responding to Tiago

>thinking winning at normal skill matters

>thinking losing at normal skill matters
MMR is but a number

>"people"