/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #311

Made In Heaven Edition

Previous thread >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map:zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y
Orientation if you're from Youtube, Twitch, Tumblr etc:
pastebin.com/7ZFA1JuM

>should've taken the trigger warning more seriously!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home518121

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=vf0WbeOXRyY
pastebin.com/QEcknUR5
youtube.com/watch?v=JzTlt5tTjPc
youtube.com/watch?v=La5fi_beR5Y
youtube.com/watch?v=9sGy_-p_sVE
youtube.com/watch?v=oZdiXvDU4P0
imgur.com/xvTD0Fq
imgur.com/qjAIPdl
youtube.com/watch?v=Xa8_LRl4JZc
youtu.be/OaXCsEdm4uQ
strawpoll.me/14765319
strawpoll.me/14765323
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>threads deleted

So this is the end of /ddlc/....

Natsuki!

last thread was deleted?

xth for they do it for freeee

Natsuki! Don't even tink about touching my thread you hot pocket cultivator

wtf just happened?

first
for ALL dokis

Stop talking about it and start talking about dokis

This is how it begins.
There is no hope.
t. /kspg/ survivor
it loses its mind

first for tf2 engineer

Reminder that they do it FOR FREE

Why we dying?

why do they keep deleting the threads?

anime hating jannies

Hello and good afternoon, everyone! I hope you're all having a fantastic day so far!
Welcome back to the clubroom, the den of delights, and the center of poetry~

Word of the thread is "tradition"~!
Alternatives are 'train' and 'evolution'.

So, I don't know about today's words honestly. I came up with them pretty quick, but I'm sure they'll be fine, right?
Anyways, if anyone would like to write a poem, please consider using one of these three words as a theme or topic to write about! You can interpret each of these words in any way. What they mean to others could be something completely different to what they mean to you, and all that.
Everyone is welcome regardless of skill level, so don't worry about something being good or bad! Everyone had to start somewhere! Just do your best, okay?

I'm finally home for a few days at least so it's back to business as usual for a while! Good to be back!
Also, to the one asking if I reuse things, I sometimes reuse words, though it's generally on purpose since they tend to be popular or easy to work with. As for my explanations, most of them are very similar, but I never reuse them. I type a new one up each time, ahaha... Very inefficient, but I feel it's worth it. If I don't show I care, how can I expect others to care about this?
Monika!

I love my wife! Why do jannies want my wife to be sad?

>Threads getting Monika'd
End of days?

I BLAME GUTSANON AND GODHANDANON FOR NOT FUCKING EACHOTHER

Needs more best girl

this kind of shit doesnt happen on reddit just sayin..

Why is this happening? Why does everything I love die!?

reposting to be safe

Year after year
and day after day
odd habits
that refuse to go away.

Some have a reason,
and some have a lie,
yet there are so few
who wish to say "goodbye."

Perhaps even now,
perhaps even this,
this poetry and place
will become a habit I miss.

Hell yeah my dude

Faggot jannie
Again

I wonder what would happen if the Dokis found their way into the Digital World?

Does this mean we need to move to a Discord server? Do we already have one up and running?

...

...

I love Monika!

Seen a lot of edits of my edit with scars, I like to think she doesn't have too many, and that most of them have healed okay

Just ride it out. They're get bored eventually.

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Agreed.
[spoilers] Post Yuri [/spoilers]

kys

Fuck discord

Fuck the gay jannie, post your favorite doki and a song you love

>Natsuki
youtube.com/watch?v=vf0WbeOXRyY

i dont even like natsuki but if this isn't the cutest thing i have ever seen in my life

why not just join us on r/DDLC?

I want to ~chu Sayori!

>talk about your love for your doki
>talk about becoming a better person for your doki
>support those who are having a bad time
>get deleted because the janitor never had a doki to love and become better for or a person to cheer them up in time of need

This.

We're in a time of crisis. This might be the end of the general as we know it. Can we just agree that all of the dokis bring light into our hearts and they're all best girls?

WE NEED MORE DOKIS IN WEDDING GOWNS
HNNNNNNNNNG

I already have, but I like how quick and responsive these threads are. A Discord server is closer to that than Reddit is.

Thread needs a kickstart
I'll be that kind of fag and just post something I wrote the other day
It's a short Natsuki on dokichan thing and it's not great but it did just sort of come to me so I rolled with it.
pastebin.com/QEcknUR5

>wasted quads
Most of Veeky Forums despises reddit if you haven't notcied by now

Considering the whole emotional bonds into power thing, I can see Monika's digimon going very bad, very fast

The Great Space War lasted for 1.5 years before the thread was finally banned off the board, same will happen to /ddlc/, mark my words.

there's one with a lot of regulars from the thread. the admin doesn't want it listed tho

OP here literally got home and made this, guess it's really #312?
Anyway if this thread dies it wasn't me, blame the jani

durude sandstorm xD

...

Sayori = Diavolo
Natsuki = Funny Valentine
Yuri = DIO
Monika = Kira
MC = Pucci

I'd rather fucking die. Screw off Reddit user.

Monika with a Skullgreymon?

Reminder that Monika is literally best Doki

I think we should report this normie.

>Obese 35yr old Jannie deleting threads because Monika deleting herself after gaining enough sentience to look through his webcam
epi li fè li pou gratis

>plebbit
Instead of one Janitor being a preposterous faggot, everyone is a preposterous faggot.

Not a step up.

>Sayori
youtube.com/watch?v=JzTlt5tTjPc

Saged and reported this general needs to be banned

why is that? id say the feeling is mutual but lots of my reddit buddies come here thats how i discovered it and vice versa

posting a green I liked from a few nights ago

>Roman Reigns joins the literature club!
>Believe that!
>Sayori immediately feels for him!
>The slip ups in his speech and the bravado!
>There must be a suffering individual longing for help under there!
>He keeps calling her babygirl and until she backs off!
>He starts calling the rest of the club the Roman Empire!
>Yuri and Natsuki are not impressed by this new member!
>Yuri is disappointed in the lack of nuance in his character!
>Natsuki tries to tackle his ego head on!
>But there is just something too smug to deal with about his grin when he doesn't speak!
>Monika reminds them it's a literature club and that maybe he'll bring an interesting style to their poems!
>They wrote haikus this week so that limits it a bit, but still!
>Roman Reigns shares his poem!
SUPERMAN PUNCH, SPEAR
1 2 3 DA BIG DAWG WINS
BELIEVE THAT
>They tell him he did it wrong!
>It's meant to be 5,7,5!
>They're telling him how to be!
>He's gotta stand up against this injustice for his loyal Roman Empire!
>Sounds like four heel turns!
>Roman Reigns superman punches Natsuki with strength her dad could only dream of!
>As Sayori reaches down to tend to Natsuki, Roman catches her with a Samoan Drop!
>Yuri pulls a knife!
>A little excessive but okay!
>Roman Reigns spears the knife in half and drives Yuri through a table in the process!
>It's down to Monika and da big dawg!
>She's never been in a fight in her life!
>She picks up chair in self-defense
>Roman Reigns yells!
>OOOOOOAAAAAAHHH!!!
>Monika and Roman Reigns lunge toward each other with survival at the forefronts of their mind!
>SPEAR!
>1!
>2!
>3!
>Roman Reigns is the new literature club champion!
>Dimes rain from the ceiling somehow!
>The literature club has been buried!
>Believe that!

How active is it?

Imagine Veeky Forums as it is. So nu-Veeky Forums. Now imagine it getting nu-er every time a political off-topic post is made and gets a lot of (You)s. That's Reddit and why moving there is a horrible idea.

Naw, probably more that demon thingy from Tamers. Or those dark evolutions for Alphamon

Jannies are /r9k/. They see superior 2-D as an excuse to live in pitty. We see superior 2-D as a way to motivate ourselves. We're anti-r9k

It'll be alright janny, somebody loves you too.

>Natsuki
youtube.com/watch?v=La5fi_beR5Y

she is with me forever

youtube.com/watch?v=9sGy_-p_sVE

i dont follow

no Veeky Forums is wayy more racist

My fucking sides

Why though

Sayori
Vienna - Billy Joel
youtube.com/watch?v=oZdiXvDU4P0
>Slow down, you crazy child
>You're so ambitious for a juvenile
>But the if you're so smart, then tell me
>Why are you still so afraid?

...

forgot my image whoops

it's pretty active. his user is OrdoJordo#4900 if you want to join

I would put Monika as Funny Valentine. She technically does more universe travel and her motives while uncomfortable and easy to disagree with have a reasonable element to them. Desirable Dokis Desperately Deleted Continuously

Sayori would be Kira. The paradoxical longing for a quiet life while using a fully realized agonizing life as a foundation for it fits. Dies a somewhat mundane and pitiable death in the eyes of those around her except a select few with the supernatural context.

i wont but you can try to be less rude thanks

for what? everyone is being rude to me as anyone rational can tell

Guys, I don't think I can handle losing this general. Promise that we'll keep making threads after they get deleted, okay? I don't want to lose something else that's important to me.

>MODS WON'T STOP DELETING /ddlc/ REEEEE
Alright, this is really getting annoying. Who's the person reporting us?

I saved last thread in case anyone wants to check the old posts. Again.
imgur.com/xvTD0Fq
imgur.com/qjAIPdl

Don't you worry, user. We'll always be here

I want to celebrate Valentines Day with Monika.

Of course. Death before dishoner. Dokis before cuckolds

>Sayori
youtube.com/watch?v=Xa8_LRl4JZc
would she like my taste in music?

>Yuri
youtu.be/OaXCsEdm4uQ

Hey everyone!

How's your book reading going? What's your book reading goal this year? Mine is 20 to 30 books.

Hope you remember me. No, I did not kill myself. Unfortunately this past week I wasn't able to post because the internet in my building got fucked up and so on (not many details are needed, right?).

Anyways, the deadline for the books are coming! Just a reminder that we're discussing on Saturday "All Quiet in Western Front" on the 6th and the first part of "Lolita" on the 7th.

Hopefully I haven't missed much.

Natsuki, light of my life, fire of my loins.

Let's read!

just ignore reddit

there are two possible cases why he's here
>he knows how to bait people by pretending to be a redditor
>he wants to meme with le epic 4channer memecrew

in either case, he's here solely to suck up your attention. if you don't provide it, he will leave.

stop being over melodramatic and come join us on r/DDLC wed love to have you guys no hate

First off that's what we do anyway. It's not the first time it's happened. Secondly, stop talking about it and start talking about dokis. If we keep talking about it we warrant ourselves another deleted thread for being off topic.

Your doki would want you to stay optimistic friend

I fucking love you guys so much. You all make me so happy.

It'd be for the better.
Only the good generals die young.

Dear janny,

I know you do it for free
But we're not harming anybody
So please hear our plea
And let us be

Best Girl
strawpoll.me/14765319

Worst Girl
strawpoll.me/14765323

You know there's an archive, right

>It's a Monika deleting the threads because it's distracting her user from his work.

Exactly this

>No "none of them" option in worst girl poll