/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #313

This is the future.

It sure is annoying tho

our love for our dokis will let us prevail!

post the bran image
that calmed the mod's anger last time

Please, I just want to talk about a poetry based VN in peace.

Maybe if we wouldn't get deleted for no reason we wouldn't end up making so many threads

well i mean if they just keep deleting the threads ill just go back to r/DDLC this is just unfair my freinds said this was the best website to discuss it because its anime only everyone there isnt so rude anyway sigh/

I love you so much /ddlc/. I just don't want to let this place go.

Hey janny, if you read this, kill yourself. :)
>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

I mean, I understand the circumstances, but still, just refresh before you guys spaz out a new thread.

But /feg/ is even worse like when they make like 10 OPs at once, or post them on /v/ or something.

reposting manlet-kun's ironically short poem, just for the jannies

Dear janny,

I know you do it for free
But we're not harming anybody
So please hear our plea
and let us be

I hate to just sieve up random stuff I wrote but I want to do something to jumpstart these threads before they each have 100 posts dedicated to another one going down.
Anyone wanna post one of their fics instead?

I thought all the ddlc discords were cancer, maybe /ddlc/ should make their own?

>inb4 ban from an asshurt jannie

What is happening?

join us on r/DDLC thats where everyones going now

There is literally nothing wrong with using reddit.

Even if you refresh it takes around 20 seconds for new threads to show up. I refreshed a bunch of times before booting this thread up.

t. OP

i love you all... please stick it out. i love you all.. it'll be worth it in the end. being with you guys

remember, if you ignore redditanon he'll either lurk or leave

same with every other poster

Oh yeah, trust me, I know how cancerous /feg/ is. I used to go on there all the time until a few months ago, when /ddlc/ came around and I got too used to a slower and less shitposty general

meh i can just restart my wifi ahah. that janny is just retarded.
>be with a group of friends at a bar one night
>watching the game together
>there’s a new guy at the bar
>chris, the bartender, says he’s the new janitor
>but he does a lot more than mop floors
>this fat, short, smelly guy goes table to table, making sure everyone is talking about sports and only sports
>kinda sucks the fun out of the whole place but we try to ignore him
>watch the game, have fun
>game is over, talk about our favorite plays and other stuff
>eventually the conversation drifts more towards general shit like life
>the janitor comes waddling over, hot pocket in his hand
>what do you think you’re doing?
>uhh, just talking about shit, I don’t believe this is any of your-
>ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS IS A SPORTS BAR MEANT FOR SPORTS DISCUSSION ONLY
>dude the game is over, I don’t think it’s that bad if we talk-
>NO, he says, lips smacking, THIS IS A SPORTS BAR AND YOU WILL DISCUSS ONLY SPORTS HERE
>dude, you’re spraying hot pockets in my face, please move-
>YOU CANNOT BAD MOUTH A MEMBER OF THE STAFF LIKE THAT
>the only one with a bad mouth here is you
>I WILL HAVE YOU REMOVED
>fuck off, you can’t make is do shit
>this guy starts fuming because we’re right. He doesn’t even have any real power
>he has to call the bouncer to remove us
>see him stuffing down another hot pocket as we leave
>the bouncer tells us we’ve been banned from the establishment for 72 hours
>demand to see the owner
>he says we can’t because we’ve been banned for 72 hours or less
>what kind of fucking bullshit is that
>ask them how much they pay that bozo janitor
>nothing, he does it for free

The janitor loses its mind.

I dont know I want to cry

This isn't good for my anxiety.
I'm going to take my meds now.
This will probably fuck me up.

it's okay, I forgive you OP

I haven't been on /feg/ since Awakening, shit ruined it

Yup. Fuck 'em.

I love you to Natalie-lover.

fucking tripfag i swear
kill yourself already

exactly less rude less racist more on topic :)

Eh it's not complete but fuck it.
pastebin.com/0ZBUV59X
Mods are being fags, pic related me persuading a mod to not be stupid.

>/feg/ can do this shit and not get banned
>/ddlc/ is about a game the mod dislikes and starts getting purged

/ddlc/ does have one, but the owner hates the general and won't share the link anymore

here is one of my first ones
still my favorite one desu :P

>"Well it seems from the red markings all over Sayori's fingers that she was painting her nails at the time of her death"
>"Are you sure" asked Natsuki with a skeptical look on her face
>"But of course ,after scanning through her home we found no nail polish remover"
>"Clearly the hanging technique was to try and dry her nails faster by turning into a ceiling fan"
>"Hmmm that makes sense" said doctor Natsuki while nibbling on a cupcake

please don't unironically freak out over ddlc getting deleted user, take a chill pill and things will work out

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i dont even know what a "lurk" is lol anyway i only leaving if the "mod" keeps deleting threads because thats bullshit

I love you to tripfriend

Somebody made a 4th thread, for some reason

>take a chill pill
Literally what I said I was going to do.

>Veeky Forums has a thread spreading a message to depressed people that they shouldn't kill themselves
>mods purge it

Right on
I like having you around, don't get discouraged

Not him but I have to freak out. There's no other place I belong but here. I don't want the only people I care about to just be deleted.

Based janny saving the thread from redditors.

sry 4 delet yur threds guise, goink to kil myslef for be bad boi

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Yeah, /feg/'s just been going downhill since then, especially after Fates and Heroes came out. I still stuck around for a while for some reason, but I just got burnt out back in like October.

Explain the context of that insanity?
That was a faker dumbass.

Quick! Post your favorite doki!

Yuri!

>I don't want the only people I care about to just be deleted.
pure poetry

People spammed Veeky Forums with a bunch of /feg/ threads and a bunch of them were porn

suicide isnt a joke user just give in and come to r/DDLC youll be much happier i promise :)

I don't have a picture I can post of all four of them.

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What was a faker? I'm not saying that based on anything but direct interaction with the server owner.

It's the end of the world, the all-powerful normie Gods have come for your dokis!
What weapons do you arm yourself with to fight the enemy!

Personally, I am a fan of Sayori more, but all dokis deserve love!

haha le ebin trole am i right janny?

the game is so meta the character becomes aware and fucks with ur game so were gonna fuck with the general so u can larp about the character being realXD

Sayori!

I love her!

Sacrifice Natalie Lover to calm the mods anger

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Here you go user, feel free to save this one~

>suicide isnt a joke user
Where the fuck did I say I was going to kill myself?
I said this was bad for my anxiety and that I was going to take my prescribed mediation.

Yuri but she's just a torso!

God Hands of course

Lurk means to hang around this place and watch threads but not post. It’s a way to try to understand how things work here without everyone calling you a faggot. Seriously though just lurk for like a week if you’ve never been here before

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There was an user a couple threads ago was asking about the interest of a potential /ddlc/ team for vgl.

Poll: strawpoll.me/14763955/
Info: implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page
implyingrigged.info/wiki/Veeky Forums_League

>This unironically

This so much

The dragonslayer.

The posts on the general were fake, there was like three of them, everyone on the discord knew they were fake. He's been posting links to it here and there when it's quiet, along with helping people during Doki Doki Support Group, this entire time.

I have a five year old (filled) pissbottle, vacuum sealed and wrapped in lead for just this contingency.

>Missed the window to commission him to draw more Monika by ONE request
Fuck 2018

oh sorry :(

you guys can't be serious

fuck american hours holy christ

t. american

You just have to ask, my man. It's not because I hate the general, it's because the general explodes whenever I post a link, and I get a shitstorm of people who join to cause trouble.
OrdoJordo#4900
I'm here for ya buddy

Is this even a question?

We must unite the Finno-Ugric peoples under one flag with Monika!

Stop shilling your fucking plebbit

christ, fsjal is so old

I say Mossberg 500 Tactical, with a side of M16A4!

Man, even the fnaf general didn't get bombed this much in one day back in the day.

you saved this man? lol i'm flattered
i'll only write short things like this
but i like lurking more than posting so it won't be often

Why do the mods like seeing my wife upset?

ebin