New. Or Newish at least. I re-rolled my account around launch with an emulator, but stopped playing because I was waiting for an international release (didn't want to fiddle around with QooAPP or APKpure).
Been playing since Christmas (with APKpure, thanks for wasting my time SEAmonkeys). And yeah there was a 1/2AP story period recently but I can't endure huge sessions of this game's garbage story; I managed to white-knuckle my way through the Christmas event, but had to take constant breaks during Orleans/Septum, and skipped through most of Saber Wars.
Logan Nelson
Divine Servants where?
Ryder Gomez
Wew lads...
Jack Bailey
>what is cirno
Brandon Harris
First for Mordred!
Nathan Rodriguez
Bros E-Emiya wouldn't c-cuck me right? Saber lily is my wife......
Christian Thomas
The Saint
As expected of the DUMBEST saber
Liam Hill
>The feeling of a SUPPER SUCC on a CE Please bless me with one more for when White oomoo comes
Anthony Garcia
I love you Bryn. Please don't kill me.
Aiden Anderson
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Mason Sanders
Kill yourself now.
Levi Adams
It's too late lilykek, the redman is giving lily the bone of his sword as we speak.
Daniel Mitchell
Sorry man, Emiya had dibs. Try a fleshlight.
Bentley Ramirez
What's this challenge alien invasion thingy? I just got home.
Connor Sanders
if you just spam the Skip button it's fine. I play two accounts concurrently and I do the actual story on one and then skip / battle on the other.
just look at it like super easy Quartz interludes I guess, man.
James Davis
A baka?
Connor Hernandez
Should I move Lily to the Saber slot and birng back up my Jannu for those that want to stall stuff?
380,954,104 one slot open for an /alter/ bro
Easton White
>not even MLB dumbass
Brody Thomas
Should I LB Blossom when I get the other 2 copies?
Aiden Edwards
I had a borrowed scat kill Nikolai for me, too. And then I got killed by his goon and had to use my command spells to keep from losing the claw I got.
Easton Flores
jack every thread until she has her banana buddy
Caleb Ward
Vive la France! 7 hearts remaining.
Jaxon Sanchez
Repostan Okita with MLB armpits Got a few more spots open, lemme know how to identify you 142,046,822
Bentley Taylor
Off the top off my head there's a shadow Herc in Archipelago in Okeanos that counts as divine. Might be somewhere better but that's all I got.
Brandon Flores
>last 40AP before going to sleep >finally get a Heart drop
At least I got one.
Tyler Morgan
Dude your wife needs a bull like mine
Luis Lewis
AYOOO
*Uses leyshift to buy watermelon from septim*
OLLO UP
*projects gun swords*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*skin turns completely black*
DAT
*Gets shot by counter guardians*
WE
*steals noble phantasm*
WUZ
*smacks Lily's ass*
WE WUZ SUM
*cooks fried chicken*
SEIGI NO MIKATA
*dindu nuffin in the name of seigi *
N SHIEEEEEEEEET
*flies off in Ozzy's temple*
Dominic Gray
>Can finally reliably kill Tesla without a Lancer
Thank you NP2 MHX suport
Christian Carter
oh no no no no
Jose Clark
Every time I fail and waste a quartz Lily drops for me.
Wyatt Richardson
>he didn't farm Golden Man during half AP
Thomas Bell
homie...u okay?
Eli Gonzalez
Repeating the joke doesn't magically make it funny.
Landon Roberts
Yes I just said i needed one more Glad you can read Dumbass
Nathan Williams
x-g in fuyuki
Jason Hughes
I think I am getting wiser when to use d'Eon's skills on the Scat mission.
because this is the first time I actually got to Scat when d'Eon is still alive
Josiah Morris
Does this game actually have NTR shit?
Liam Watson
Reached 150K points for the day with just spending 3 silver apples Goodnight anons that's enough for me today
Gavin Gomez
fate > ubw > hf
Jace Jones
Thank.
Tyler Lee
No. Don't pay attention to the cuckfags. Hiromoot should have left that wordfilter in.
Michael Watson
ayyy bb u wan sum DAI SHOURI?
Justin Sullivan
>"~~!!!"
Kevin Hughes
Added you I'm 'Later with mlb Mona Lisa in Rider slot
Aaron Jenkins
snek
Almost got my first MLB Lily, glad I got umu from the fest and another from a meme ticket
Lincoln Cook
Hello newfriend Just because theres an event going on doesnt mean you get to come in here and shit up the thread. Ive been posting this for a while now, and now all of a sudden you wanna be a real nigger about it huh. I will continue posting it even after the event is over and you have stopped posting "UGH MOMMY HOW DO I DO THE EVENT ITS HARD UGH MOMMY FEED ME PLEASE" so theres no need to worry about it. Just ignore it and you wont have to look at it once you go back to whatever little hugbox you came from.
Noah Evans
UBW > HF > Fate
Robert Brown
>my dragon dick senses are tingling
Isaac Evans
Are these alien invasion thingies like the daily missions in gudaguda? Is there a best setup for them? Like, any CEs I should wait to get first?
Sebastian Fisher
thanks for updating your blog
Asher Myers
This event has made me really happy that Okita was my guaranteed SSR on thanksgiving
Owen Evans
Nero and Tamamo remain loyal to Hakuno. Redman is just a filthy whore.
Levi Morgan
NOOOOOOOO DELET THIS
Xavier Ward
...
Alexander Davis
Sent, name starts with M. Lily in all spot with Star of Artoria.
Adrian Diaz
Sauce
Camden Garcia
>20 turn Jeannu node clear HELP
Adrian Phillips
>no Mordred or Jack guaranteed gacha >all I got was NP2 Waver, the last thing I wanted Fuck seamonkeys.
Colton Edwards
You're an obnoxious little faggot; you know that, right?
Jacob Wood
BTFO! HOW WILL NEWFAGS EVER RECOVER??
Caleb Brooks
Apocrypha > Extella > Prisma > Extra > Zero > CCC > FSN > Carnival Phantasm
Cooper Diaz
I haven't even started Saber Wars how fucked am I. I also don't have any sabers
Kevin Perez
Are we supposed to spend apples on this event in order to complete it in time?
Owen Nguyen
bayed demiyabro, that whiteboi must be seething keep bullied everyday
Hunter Cox
I'll fukcing kill that shitter
Brandon Scott
Which Event CE would have the best art?
Adrian Gutierrez
2 weeks is enough to get all the shop items, right?
Aaron Murphy
>Yurifag headcanon
Jace Bennett
You lost Saber Wars, you're the only one who has here. Game over, man.
Brayden Ramirez
fucj you i chuckled mhx takes almost half of jannu's hp and i finish it in about 10-12 turns
Josiah Cruz
how the fuck are you supposed to read the vn? i cant read for two fucking minutes before i lose interest
Support Okita + Waver + fat man buffs 1 shots Jannu ez
Blake Torres
Sent, name starts with B, same Lancer and Caster as yours.
Caleb Flores
Virgin master vs The Chad Dragon ?
Matthew Long
I don't understand how you niggers are handling Scat with Okita "so easily". Does she need to be max ascended with minimum NP2?
Lincoln Brooks
the snek
Jace Flores
Cherish you're Stheno
Nathaniel Rodriguez
>The same way you read a fucking book.
Thomas Collins
Thanks senpai
Austin Gray
>futa Fuck this gay earth.
Owen Davis
Why is he turning purple? Did they lose their match?
Bentley Price
Start by taking your pills.
Ayden Carter
Equip Kintoki with MLB Armpit CE, bring along Waver. His NP does 200+k to her, easily killing her.
Dominic Williams
I think it's about time that we realize that hating Sieg is just a meme. He's actually a pretty good MC.
Andrew Adams
DELET THIS
Camden Carter
>Tfw brainlets can't into VNs
Hudson Murphy
...
Leo Wright
READ BITCH READ THEY EVEN GIVE YOU PICTURE LIKE BACK WHEN YOU WERE FUCKING FIVE YEARS OLD
Xavier Wright
I think it's about time we realize that hating Liz is a meme. She's a actually extremely cute
Liam Jackson
fuck off jannu
Dominic Martin
Skim through what you find boring Don't tell me you're American
Blake Thomas
He's kinda bland, but given the fact that he literally had no past before breaking himself out of a giant test tube, his characterization is actually fairly good.
