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anime

I really like this casting duo
I hope we see them more often.

are there still EG fans on /d2g/?

NEWLY ANNOUNCED TEAM WORLD
1. Ana
2. Greg
3. Forev
4. SVG
5. Saksa

it's real

Heh. Turns out nuer-EG isn't so bad

magnus, any lane, good or bad?

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report and make a new one.

APOLOGIZE

who the fuck is Greg

Did you even click the link, retard?

Hope they call TI grand finals

what link

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Kaizer from Hellraiser.

some literal who. divine 3 EU apparently

>EG isn't so bad

they are trash, winning a game because of draft luck in a meme tourney proves nothing

>greg
literally whom?

oh look another tier 3 team incoming

wew buttblasted 2k euro

It's a real link idiot.

forev is garbage

Right now, hold your breath as long as you can, until you can't stand it any longer, then keep holding your breath. Count the number of seconds you were able to hold your breath. Then, the next time you take a dump, count the seconds that pass from the moment you sit to the moment you stand--that is about how long you will have to hold your breath under your mistress' ass.
Now do the math, Sherlock!
And remember this:when you're under your mistress' ass and you can't stand to hold your breath any longer, you won'thavethe luxury of giving up and taking that breath.You're holding your breath for the duration, dude! Furthermore,your mistress will deposit log after log of shit into your mouth from her anus all the while you are holding your breath.
Finally, take a look at the amount of shit you usually drop into the toilet and imagine shoving that much matter into yourmouth in a few quick bursts while swallowing quickly.
That's what you will be swallowing while holding your breath while your lungs scream in pain for air.

why is maut so insufferable

>aussie
>whoever
>gook
>jew
>sandnigger
And they expect to qualify for tournaments playing in EU? MoF 2.0 incoming.

i don't understand this faggot's obsession with putting obnoxious links in OP? your life must be so fucking pathetic to be doing this shit all day every day.

seems to be keyser
formally of planet dog
liquipedia.net/dota2/Keyser

Oh cool, the one good greek

OH NO NO NO NO

Forev, I....you deserve so much better than this.
Sure, exMVP are pure garbage but fucking Saksa and ana?

Auroth pins you to the ground, encasing you in ice to prevent you from moving. She begins grinding her wet dragon cunt against your crotch as her smile grows with every stroke, almost reaching orgasm just from the sheer sensation of her ladyhood rubbing against the uncontrollable growing bulge in your pants. Your pants are now completely drenched in her pussy juice before she finally tears them off with her teeth, plunging her scaled folds into your cock as she begins to pant. Her breath is absolutely freezing and everything above your waist goes numb. Her powerful hind legs do most of the work, thrusting against your member again and again with increasing speed and force. For a Winter Wyvern, her cunt is slightly chilly, and despite her implied age, she is surprisingly tight. Although you never wanted to fuck a dragon, her sheer passion for mating starts arousing you as her long-held-back lust for a male companion reaches a feral state.Her only focus and desire now is to bear your children. She screams, desperate for release, as your savage mating begins to reach its climax. Finally, she slams against you one last time almost fracturing your hip, taking you to the hilt, your member almost touching her cervix. Her wings tense up and envelop you, fully enraptured by orgasm, and yet her scaled pussy clenches around your dick with a tighter grip, rippling, as you, too, reach your apex. her womb collects almost every drop of cum that your balls could muster and some of it spills out of her cunt. Finally, all of the ice blocks that held you in place finally shatter and your body begins to regain feeling. As soon as this happens, you begin to shiver out of both the sheer frigid temperature and your mating session. The Winter Wyvern collapses, mustering only enough energy to lick your member for any excess cum. Covered in your fluids and smelling of bestial sex, she slowly crawls up to you with a slight grin and whispers, “You have earned a wyvern’s gratitude..”

>/d2g/ still getting btfo to this day

It was me gulagians, the author of all your pain

that leads to a blank page

Why the fuck is nobody pointing out that Fata was silenced for a full SECOND before blinking into the Roshpit with all the threat of a fucking creep and throwing the game?

Literal game losing mistake.

How come you call ana aussie and Forev a gook when both of them grew up in the west and both of them aren't ethnically american/aussie

brax called it out in game
fear proving his worth

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Try running it on a real browser

>EG refused to put on the costumes

8/10 meme
Thank you.

Kill yourself.

im glad the dc boys trolled the fuck out of artour tho

>only american team
>refuses to put on the founding fathers costumes
kek NA-tards on suicide watch

A bunch of no fun retards as expected.

singsing is stream!

>plunging her scaled folds into your cock

AGH
NO

>EG refuse to put on costume
>EG refuse to go to signing sessions
>EG refuse to go to the Philippines
Why do people let them get away with so much shit?

gatorade?

sumail makes all the decisions in nu-nu-eg with phil as his butler

but we love you guys dont forget to buy our shirts

marmalade?

>american team
There's one (1) american on it

i am using it on the only real browser m9

firefox quantum

wtf i have frostbite now

They're still acting like they're king of the hill, when in reality they are going to get eliminated early in every tournament. There's nothing sweeter than watching the soulless cunts on EG lose.

Ana position 1 is scary

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Who are you and why are you putting phishing links in the OP?

scary for his own teammates hehewehehe, amirite?

MODS

ana will win ti8

I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they knew having just artour in costume was much funnier

Oh then I probably fucked up because it looked fine when I pushed the page. I'll look into it. Pic related is me.

what's that jacket evil miracle is wearing?
looks sick

Everyone is underestimating Ana as fuck, he was shaky as fuck in the beginning with OG because he had no big stage experience but they still won majors. He could be one of the biggest names given a good enough team.

they explained on stream that the 4 showed up without artour and didnt want to put costumes on
then when artour got his photo they told him every else on eg took on in costume

>puts phishing link in OP
>posts it early twice
>/d2g/ still just move anyway

DON'T CLICK THE PHISHING LINK

STOLE MY STEAM PASSWORD

>he reads the OP

>FATA LC
OH NO NO NO

>Fuck up website upload
>Now people are calling it a phishing link
Please stop anons I just made a mistake.

>NA dota lan
>actually has a crowd

twitter.com/TeamLiquid/status/949377465578762240

twitter.com/TeamLiquid/status/949377465578762240

Liguid also drops from Galaxy Battles Major.

LIAR MY COMPUTER IS LEAKING MUSTARD GAS NOW BECAUSE OF YOU

my steam just got hacked

reported OP for the phishing link

dota2 pros are so cucked i'm not surprised the gulag is too

its also middle of the afternoon on a friday
burgers showing their dedication

Nice try hackerman

TI8 is the EE redemption arc, sorry

GET THE FUCK OFF OYM MY COMPUTER AAAAAAAH-

Miracle confirmed for doping

TAKE THEIR TI7 WIN AWAY FUCKING CHEATERS

this is SC2 "crowd" tier

no surprise at all
t1 teams only care about the DPC

>arrived at the losing side of forced 50%
what do?

>that setup
is this 2011?
Fucking this makes PGL look 10/10

Feed down mid, it confuses the system

no phising link in OP

based

man maut is handsome in a suit

How does doombringer even put on his helmet? How does Viper take off from the ground with no legs?

OP

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CHANGE MY STEAM PASSWORD TO??

TELL ME NOW YOU FUCKING FUCKER

what are the odds of a meteorite dropping right on top of maut (without hurting brax)

Thank you, saved my computer :)

fucking dopeheads

>Divine 5 game
>Some guy first picks Slardar and runs down mid every time he's alive and feeds without saying anything
Oh great and wise gulagites, how should I have approached this game differently?

>Fear Gyro
>tfw it's been 3 years since he played it at TI5

So adderall is halal?

youre le onyl konstantin

I-It should be fixed now gulag.