/palg/ - Paladins General

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>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB64)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?63991-Open-Beta-64-Patch-Notes-December-6

>Upcoming Patch (OB65)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?67154-Open-Beta-65-PC-Patch-Notes-January-4th-2018

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Account statistics
masterpaladins.com
paladins.guru

>Paladins VIP
paladins.com/vip/

>Reveal Trailer (Vivian):
youtube.com/watch?v=QzTHIF-IPuA
>PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>PTS Bug Reporting (OB64):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?63988-OB64-PTS-Bug-Thread

>OP Template
pastebin.com/zYHWhTLY

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OB65 is shit

Does Seris even have hair?

mommy seris

5th for where's the fucking bingo?

>Moji still hasn't gotten an OP

taco

>tattoos
disgusting

>more waifushit instead of new champ
Her skin does

fair point, exchanging QQ Coins for crystals is a thing after all

isn't that the mass effect autism girl?

Why the fuck doesn't Moji match the other characters art style?

youtube.com/watch?v=Z20SZAvW6EU
update the fucking trailer

>more waifushit instead of new champ
new champ is a pixar mess

What an ugly thot.

good luck fucking a girl who doesn't have tattoos in the year 2018

FUN TIME BINGO

I actually tried to make a Hirez general thread

It's a wig.

again..
put moji the next time

Fuck off waifushitter

Nobody gives a fuck abou the new champ. Looks like ass.

>and smte
Can Smitefags make their own thread instead? Don't enable such laziness.

I would fuck the shit out of her with her deadpan stare and monotone voice in the butt.

I can if I raise them in my basement myself.

...

>not having Veeky Forums X so you can easily copy all the text of the OP and also see when you're about to reach text limit

Typical waifufag

t. idiot that is only exposed to women through twitter and instagram

Some of her concept arts I loved the way she looked with hair. They ended up going with this hood thing instead sadly.

smitefags just circlejerk in discord, it's better to just make a mixed general

apparently

Got pics?

i work at a tattoo shop so that probably has more to do with it

true

creatures from the void are completely hairless!

/palg/ frequently goes to page 9 and 10 even with Smitefags, so it's not like it actually hinders anything.

>shot of the Paladins audience
>half the seats are fucking empty
THE STATE

It wasn't a text limit, it was a lines limit, too much shit.

where is the pixie cleavage @?

better remove them then

I'm just now noticing the flying dog.

Nowhere because nobody wants to see pigxie.

Like #6 and 7 there. Wow I never realized how revealing some of the other ones were(#1).

Yeah because girls without tattoos go to tattoo shops
Wow man

>seris is back into the meta
>they give her tons of skins

Unf

>tfw you're sitting here praising her while this guy is fucking her
lol

>SMITE still at 40k viewers
>Paladongs has dropped to 9k
THE

>give Seris hair
>just looks like an emo Ying
no wonder they made her bald

we almost had this beautiful midriff. No wonder Paladins is sinking

they do

bread and butter for walk-in tattoo shops are young women with pinteresting tattoo designs like infinity loops, crosses, anchors, feathers that break into bird silhouettes and lettering

all of those things done as one tattoo and done too small, obviously

He is definitely getting cucked, you just KNOW

tattoos are for degenerates and criminals

if I ever met her, matty's life would turn into an NTR doujin

>Paladins with 10k viewers
>SMITE with 40k during a pause

>haven't played Smite in a year
>check out worlds
>nox support
>athena jungle
>AMC mid
>at fucking worlds
Thanl god I dropped this shit

How can we buff Moji? Maybe increase her magic multiplier? Or buff the base damage of the spray? Maybe add damage reduction to her dash? Or make her shield into a counter?

t. bronzie

>VIVIAN
Stupid fucking waifufags!

youtube.com/watch?v=Z20SZAvW6EU
youtube.com/watch?v=Z20SZAvW6EU
youtube.com/watch?v=Z20SZAvW6EU

accurate, those are two things that I am

Athena jungle was meta last year tho

give her real cards instead of all the bland shit she has

is the new chest in?

>complains about waifufags not updating the OP
>too stupid to make an updated thread before them

Paladins Radiant APRC3006811E71222

>HiRezJewJew: I imagine there will be at least 1 more code today after this
not gonna be here for the ones after this

>complaining that AMC is meta
He's been trash tier for so long.

WHERES THE CODE REEEEEE

Except I was doing something else entirely before the thread even got close to bump limit
Make the thread correct next time instead stroking your 3 incher to your shitty polygons.

Just let her get onto live and get the stats for what areas she's underperforming in specifically. People trashtalk Hi-rez's balancing teams, but they actually handled Talus fairly well, and he's roughly the same playstyle.

They'll probably trash her because hi-rez hates blasters though.

>Make the thread correct next time instead stroking your 3 incher to your shitty polygons.
(no)

I guess it's not horrible....

As Inara main, I'm pleased
But this legendary isn't good

>being a main

Paladins battle royale

>But this legendary isn't good
classic Paladins

don't worry i'll fix the next thread
t. maeve friend

rip next thread

MAEVE!!

stroking my 5 incher to this post desu senpai

Imagine if Maeve gave you a hug.

No, but like. How would you buff her based on your gut reaction?

imagine if maeve crushed your balls with her foot

>The Maeve
>The Fernando
What does The HiRezRaynday means by this

>hi-rez hates blaster
>bk is the best champ in the game

now imagine lian doing so with her heels flatcuck

>when it wasn't BK it was Drogoz

>ash's slug shot 4 is nerfed to slug shot 1

the state of trAsh

Paladins is not fun anymore. I am uninstalling despite my wife Tyra's best wishes...

rework her into a healer

bomb king is the exception, not the rule. Every other blaster (Willo, Drogoz, Ash, Evie, we're scratching the bottom of the barrel here because they refuse to add more) isn't allowed to be too good.

Why is the game randomly crashing with some bad_module error text box?

you can do better than her, user

Can someone give me a (You)? I installed a new version of Mozilla since they were the only browser to implement somekind of hotfix for website related attacks this fast, which also meant I had to reinstall Veeky Forums x and greasemonkey & co. Since I was so smart to install everything without a backup, I had to re-config everything.
Im kind of a tech illiterate and use this pc for some online banking, hence why this latest tech shitstorm is so important to me, so I would appreciate 1 (You) to see if everything is working as intended

Here you go, user.

>drogoz used to bring in so much tears for a long time
>ash was shit for 2 patched and become good again
But what do I know, /palg/ are all top 1 GM after all

I would nut inside pixie if she dressed up as the new lian

How come I don't get crystals from watching the twitch stream
Tried restarting the game still can't get crystals

Talus is the exception because he was just missing very slight tweaks to make him viable.
Other times, we get shit like Makoa and BK and they've been top tier for as long as they've been around.

>Every other blaster (Willo, Drogoz, Ash, Evie, we're scratching the bottom of the barrel here because they refuse to add more) isn't allowed to be too good.
and 3/4 of those were my favorites....Now that I can't play them I don't have any motivation to play Paladins

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