/utg/ - Undertale General

Undyne getting REALLY excited about her game of Europa Universalis 4

jEsUs ChRiSt

Papyrus cooking curry

>Asgore
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>Asriel
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>Flowey
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>Frisk
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>Chara
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>Sans
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>Papyrus
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>Gaster
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>Undyne
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>Alphys
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>Mettaton
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>Muffet
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>Fallen humans
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>Chara +Asriel
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>Frisk x Chara
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>Skeleton
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>Fishlizard
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>Group
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Catching up! Featuring the power of Flex!

>archiveofourown.org/works/13287012
>Friends Don't Let Friends Exfoliate

Next request later today!

Thanks a bunch, Twitteranon!
>those fake anime screenshots of the Asgore fight
Awesome.

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Sans with his skull spiked up (as shown in pic related) dressed as Kamille Bidan

Its a trend i've been noticing on twitter for a while. There's even some with different AUs

Cute Asgore

>All those dadgore
I love it, thankee

No problem

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I can't believe Alphys is trapped in the TV and Frisk is not doing anything to help

Frisk remembers the timing puzzle

that's because Frisk caring about other people is noncanon fancanon canon

This is a good one.

Does Shyren have substance abuse problems?

Shyren has physical, mental, sexual, metaphysical issues. She gets stuck everywhere, is bullied relentlessly by every creature with cognitive functions and is generally incapable of behaving like a normal being.

Did I cover everything?

It's more like an anxiety coping group. The stutters hint at who's running it.

You forgot her shy bladder

Included in the physical issues umbrella.

What about her eldricht and chronological issues

The eldricht issues she has are indescribable and I didn't have time to include the chronological ones.

This was a good joke, user.

thanks o'non, hope your new year is good so far

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partners are tasty

is Frisk covered in jam

Hey guys, do you think sans would go on a date with me?

I'm pretty cute :)

I don't think Sans is interested in dating whatsoever

Only if you're not only paying but also carry him to the place

are you a kiddo

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what is the purpose of this activity

oh.... that's too bad
I would do that to snuggle the cute skelton :3c
no.... i'm over 18....

>Peter Celestine was pope for five months. He was also a monk and hermit. On 13 December 1294 Celestine resigned, stating his desire to return to his humble, pre-papal life. He was subsequently imprisoned by Boniface in the castle of Fumone in the Campagna region, in order to prevent his potential installation as antipope.
Which Undertale is most similar to Pope Celestine V?

thanks twitteranon, you are the best!

Only Sans could be so lazy

Do your favorite know de wey

You could've gone with Do your fave know de wey and it would've rhymed

sexi fishe

>Alphys gets to shove her head in Undyne's fishbowl until she drowns every night
It's not fair

Soon, Reader, soon...

>the Frisk X Chara stuff

Nice! Thank you user!

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A little.

smoked fish is delicious

eating out your favorite!

Hmm, close.

The correct term is 'taking your favorite out to eat'.

Your English is getting better, but you gotta watch out for mistakes like these. Someone might get the wrong idea.

Undyne smells like sushi, and thus presumably smells like ginger and mirin downstairs

But what does Alphys smell like?

>Learned what Bishonen means
>have a new way to describe Mettaton

Dey need to have ebola to know de way

Favorites always get eaten out.
Eat out your favorite minor character instead! They deserve attention too!

Reminder to not drink the green walrus milk.

Snowdrake is a pure boy and not for lewd

*with your favourite.

Green Walrus milk-Canon
Porgs-Canon
Peach being a bitch and rejecting Mario in an act that would usually be uncanon-canon
Gaster, Asriel or Chara being able to be saved-Not canon

He deserves it! He's been a good boy!

You're really not bringing your A-game today, are you?

Whatever are you implying dear user?

Shame, failure, and guilt. The real question is whether or not you'll regret getting into her bed before or after she starts experimenting on you in nonsexual ways without your permission or knowledge.

Just finished playing Undertale on my PS4, thanks for lending us this masterpiece PC bros.

>console war shit on a Veeky Forums general
Try /v/
None of us care about that sort of thing.

You're welcome console peasant.

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Sidon Undyne Mipha threesome cum inflation

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Toby keeps stalking Papyrus.

Goddamit, Toby. He'll never return your feelings that way.

I love Frisk.

FRISK LOVES ME THIS I KNOW
CAUSE TOBY TOLD ME SO

I prefer Chara. Frisk is just a temporary vessel.

Sans is not canon

i love frisk and asriel!!

I will hack your fave Undertale's friends' social media account and write a very mean post about your fave on one of them and make it seem like it was meant to be on a private chat between the hacked social media accounts that was accidentally posted publicly and so your fave will think all of their friends secretly hated your fave all along and were saying very mean things about your fave behind your fave's back

Story the second of today, and the final request I took on the /utg/ thread for Christmas. Thanks for following along!

>archiveofourown.org/works/13291140
>Drying Out

Me too. I wanna protect them at all costs.

They had to suffer every time I made a mistake. It's the least they deserve

I love the two of them too.

But Asriel has his work cut out for him to prove he's worthy of them.

I think a relationship based on proving worth feels rather unhealthy. If anything Asriel has to convince himself he deserves nice things rather than seek some form of external validation.

>worthy
What does this mean
What are your relationships like

He is Samurai from Japan. He needs to bring honor to his family and Dymnio(lord)and to his country. Therefore he must make sure he and his partnet are worthy of each other.

Aw, that was a lot sweeter than I expected. Thanks for translating it.

I set unrealistic goals towards any potential suitor trying to get close to me. When they inevitably fail some of them, I make this known, but still take in those who manage above the cut, thereby immediately showing how graceful I am. The suitor feels indebted to my kindness, while I give them the false sense that despite their failure, they are worthy, but only barely. Thus, they are mine to command.

but What Would Frisk Do

You sound like someone who needs a spanking to put you back in place.

>The suitor feels indebted to my kindness, while I give them the false sense that despite their failure, they are worthy, but only barely. Thus, they are mine to command.
that sounds incredibly manipulative
i think frisk is too pure a soul to manipulate people (or to even understand manipulation)

The same, if they're smart.
I wouldn't mind it. They wouldn't be giving it for that reason though.
>that sounds incredibly manipulative
People are surprisingly okay with being manipulated, so long as you give them just a bit of what they want, even if they didn't know what it is. They almost never desire the thing they vocalize the most, so once you find it, you not only have power, but they hardly ever realize it either.

Nope. Your partner doms you for being a manipulative person then punishes you with spanking, changing the dynamics of the relationship.

Mettaton is a stretchy boy

Of course, Alphys made it so he could stretch liek stretch armstrong. Gotta watch out because it's not cornstarch inside him but a mixture of Punk Gak, glitter, motor oil and semen

I'd like to see that happen, just once.